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71. Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3 - 2/10
I watched this with my kids. Then I grounded them. For kids, these movies work well. They love them. For adults, it's bad but still a hell of a lot better than Movie 43.
72. This Must Be the Place - 7/10
What a strange movie and an even stranger role for Sean Penn to take. He is great in this film. It's a decent movie.
73. G.I. Joe Retaliation - 9/10
Again, I loved this. Over the top action, ridiculousness, and The Rock. Lots of fun.
74. John Dies at the End - 7/10
This movie confused me, a lot. I was hoping for more but it did fall flat for me. I give the rating I did based off of creativity.
75. Bully - 7/10
Hard movie to watch. Seeing real kids and the situations that they are in, it's rough. Very serious subject to kids and schools, and the movie did a good job highlighting how serious it is.
76. Evil Dead - 8/10
The remake was...better than I thought it would be. I had very little hope for this. Was it as good as the original? Not even close, but it was a good film on it's own and thought it was well directed and the practical effects really worked in its favor.
77. Killing Them Softly - 7/10
Good movie, but did get boring after a bit.
78. The Day - 7/10
Nice apocalyptic film. Decent cast, doesn't really hold back.
79. Friends With Kids - 7/10
I watched this on a whim, and enjoyed it. The cast was good, it was funny as well as dramatic.
80. Frankenweenie - 5/10
I didn't care for this. It looked bad, I didn't like the black and white, and the story was dumb.
81. Bad Kids go to Hell - 5/10
Another stinker really. Interesting story, but not handled well.
82. This is 40 - 7/10
Again, I love Rudd. This movie wasn't nearly as good as Knocked Up, but it was still funny and had some heart.
83. Unknown - 8/10
Another surprise for me since the only reason I had heard of it was because it was on Netflix. Good cast, decent thriller about who done it.
Ok, part 3 of 12....
42. Goldfinger - 8/10
Great Bond film, probably my favorite of the Connery series.
43. Jack the Giant Slayer - 7/10
I like big dumb action that can entertain. May not be the strongest script and such, but I had fun with it.
44. Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning - 7/10
Not what I expected. Enjoyed it a lot!
45. Alex Cross - 5/10
Matthew Fox was good in this, but it was mostly dumb. All I could do was picture Madea running around with a shotgun.
46. Everything or Nothing: The Untold Story of 007 - 6/10
I started off really liking this. It lost me somewhere along the way though...shame.
47. Fun Size - 6/10
Funny for what it was. Made me laugh. Not meant just for kids because Victoria Justice is in it.
48. Oz the Great and Powerful - 8/10
Really enjoyed this. Nice visuals, fun origin story with lots of references to the original film.
49. Wanderlust - 7/10
Decent film. Made me laugh more than I expected. Always love Rudd, always hate Aniston. She bothers me.
50. Nitro Circus - 6/10
Similar to Jack Ass, but not the same. More stunts then ridiculousness. Not bad.
51. Video Game Highschool - 6/10
Made me laugh, but dumb.
52. Rise of the Guardians - 9/10
Great animated film!!! So much fun watching it, and a hell of a time.
53. Deadfall - 6/10
Good little thriller. Decent cast, twists and turns.
54. Life of Pi - 9/10
Great movie! Visually amazing, great performance and ridiculous story!!!
55. Sushi Girl - 7/10
Ridiculous movie, great to see some classic movie convention actors together and have some fun.
56. Fat Kid Rules the World - 8/10
Nicely done, good performances, Matthew Lillard does a great job directing.
57. Olympus Has Fallen - 9/10
Another over the top movie that made me happy this year. It got some hate, but whatever. Ridiculous fun.
58. Hugo - 9/10
Wow...I put this off for far to long when I watched it. Shame on me, because it is fantastic.
59. Taken 2 - 5/10
Pretty bad. Nothing happens...like at all! Bore fest.
60. Stolen - 7/10
Not bad for a Nic Cage movie. Decent action, kept me interested.
61. Puppet Master 3 - 4/10
Pretty much garbage...yeah.
62. Puppet Master 4 - 6/10
A little better, but still a bit ehh. Stupid horror fun, almost.
63. The Factory - 7/10
Good performance from John Cusack, horrible as usual performance from Jennifer Carpenter. Cool story, nice twist and turns. Worth a watch.
64. Argo - 9/10
Great movie. One of those movies where it proved my initial thoughts wrong. The trailers did nothing for me, I watched it, loved it.
65. The Pirates! Band of Misfits - 6/10
Not that good really...it was ok, but was missing something.
66. Bachelorette - 6/10
Decent movie, but not as funny as I expected with the cast. Rebel Wilson playing out of character type was a nice touch though.
67. The Collection - 7/10
Good follow up to The Collector. Cool ideas, decent gore, stupid horror fun.
68. Lincoln - 10/10
Such a good movie. Lewis owns as Lincoln and Spielberg knocks it out of the park once again.
69. The Hills Have Eyes 2 - 6/10
The original sequel mind you, and it's pretty awful. It's so bad that I enjoyed it. So many stupid things happen...just...wow...
70. The Frankenstein Theory - 3/10
So dumb! Ugh...good idea that could have been handled better...big time.
Part 2 of my 12 part blog from 2013.
26. Paranormal Activity 4 - 2/10
What a piece of crap. I'm a big fan of the first 3, this one was dumb. So many questions left unanswered, that could have been answered if the people just watched the god damn videos!
27. Comes a Bright Day - 6/10
Fun little heist movie. Decent enough for me to enjoy it.
28. Seven Psychopaths - 9/10
Seriously awesome movie. Nuff said.
29. Celeste and Jesse Forever - 9/10
Such a surprise. Great movie with a good story, and good performances.
30. The Raven - 6/10
Love Cusack, love Poe...this wasn't quite what I hoped, but good enough for me.
31. Warm Bodies - 8/10
Nice take on the zombie genre. Pretty funny also.
32. Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters - 8/10
Such a ridiculous movie. Lots of fun, highly stupid. Me likey.
33. Here Comes the Boom - 7/10
Hate on Kevin James all you want, but I like him. He's funny. Nothing amazing about this movie, but I did enjoy it and thought James did a good job and looked good for this role, considering.
34. Mansome - 6/10
Weird idea for a movie, but it was fun. Some interesting stuff but felt too long and lost my interest somewhere along the way.
35. A Good Day to Die Hard - 8/10
I know this gets hate; lots of it...but I love over the top action that makes no sense. It's entertaining to me.
36. The Perks of Being a Wallflower - 10/10
Perfect movie. So good.
37. Silent Hill: Revelation - 7/10
Stupid story I know, but the visuals and such were enough for me.
38. The Man With the Iron Fists - 7/10
Good kung fu flick. Decent action and fights. Flat acting, but that wasn't the point was it?
39. Dr. No - 7/10
Good Bond film. Connery is awesome.
40. From Russia With Love - 7/10
Just another good Bond flick. Had a lot of fun watching some of these.
41. The House at the End of the Street - 5/10
So dumb and confusing. Lawrence should know better.
First blog in a while. I'm going to give the run down of what I watched this year, and briefly what I thought of the movie. Does not include only movies from 2013. ALL new movies to me that I watched during 2013. Enjoy.
1. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey - 9/10
Great film! So much fun was nice to see the return of Middle Earth. Not as good as the LOTR series, but close.
2. Pitch Perfect - 9/10
Had no desire to see it. Ended up loving it and laughing my ass off.
3. One for the Money - 2/10
What the hell was this garbage???
4. Guns, Girls, and Gambling - 6/10
Better then expected, but not amazing. Gave me a few laughs, the movie had fun with the script, but that's about it.
5. Cosmopolis - 5/10
Talk about a snooze fest...ugh.
6. The Three Stooges - 2/10
Why they made this movie, i'll never know. It received a 2 because the actors did decent jobs with the characters...everything else was shit.
7. The Babymakers - 4/10
Stupid. I lost interest quickly, and yeah...
8. Butter - 8/10
Who knew a movie about butter carving could be this interesting? Not me. Funny movie, not what I expected.
9. Wrong Turn 5 - 3/10
Didn't expect much, didn't get much.
10. Fire With Fire - 3/10
11. Branded - 5/10
I was excited to see this because it looked different. Ended up being pretty bad, and way to weird for me. Made no sense in the end. Dumb.
12. Death Race 3 - 6/10
I'm a fan of the Death Race movies. They're ridiculous and over the top. I like that. This was a decently made movie with plenty of ridiculousness to go around.
13. The Last Stand - 9/10
Loved it. Arnold came back, with a ridiculous action movie, and even made fun of himself along the way.
14. Moneyball - 8/10
Not a baseball fan. Hate it. I always end up liking the movies about it though, go figure. Good film, Pitt is awesome.
15. The Good Doctor - 5/10
Orlando Bloom is good in this. Plays creep real well. Other than that though, bland movie.
16. Killer Joe - 8/10
I liked this because of how messed up it is. McConaughey is great in it. Still don't get the amount of hype that was behind it, but good movie.
17. The Girl - 6/10
Decent Hitchcock flick. Still liked Hitchcock better.
18. Alter Egos - 6/10
I was excited for this. Seemed unique. Fell flat big time...disappointed big time.
19. Movie 43 - 1/10
Garbage. Horse shit. Waste of money and talent. Probably the worse movie i've ever seen ever.
20. Bucky Larson - 2/10
Garbage. Christina Ricci is in this and was the only thing that made the film tolerable.
21. Red Lights - 6/10
Decent flick but felt a little slow paced to me. Got bored a bit while watching. Deniro is good though.
22. The Apparition - 5/10
Typical movie. Not good, not exactly terrible, but yeah...blah.
23. The Possession - 7/10
I really liked this one. Nice take on the possession story from most movies.
24. Silent Night - 6/10
This movie was stupid fun. Lots of gore and crazy ideas. Made the movie fun for me,
25. Iron Sky - 7/10
Big surprise with this one. Sounded dumb, which is why I watched it, one of those moods...ended up laughing a bit and enjoying it some...shocker!
February will come tomorrow...maybe