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YoshioKun13 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

WoooooooooooooW... I apologize TMNT II, for ripping your crappy ending and saying that Super Shredder's demise was perhaps the laziest villain death I've seen put to screen. CLEARLY, I had only yet to witness the crapulence that is TMNT III and its fucking shit ending to be proven wrong. Bad guy falls off the edge of a castle, the camera focuses on this from above and before he can hit the treacherous waters below all of a sudden just.....disappears. Actually, he implodes. Folds into himself. I KID YOU FUCKING NOT. There ain't no *splash* effect either, nothin'. I haven't seen a 'falling to your death' FX shot this shoddy since the end of BATMAN '89. This is possibly, the worst. Holy fucking fuck of fucks is this movie fucking bad.
Weapon X
Weapon X at 06:27 PM Aug 13

Thankfully, Stuart Wilson would make up for that big time by being part of one of the best falling deaths ever filmed in The Mask of Zorro.

Dodong27 at 06:48 PM Aug 13

lol... TMNT III was a hard watch!

YoshioKun13 at 10:01 PM Aug 13

@Weapon X - He was kinda Zorro-y in this movie.

TBH, one of the few enjoyable parts. He hammed it up nicely.

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Dance Turtles DANCE


Weapon X
Weapon X at 04:55 PM Aug 13

I can totally see the stunt actor's eyeholes in Mikey's head. It's like they weren't even trying to hide them. Man those masks were bad.

YoshioKun13 at 09:49 PM Aug 13

This is just......abhorrent

YoshioKun13 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Speaking of CINEMARK, finishing out their current run of classics with the original BEVERLY HILLS COP tonight.
YoshioKun13 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

ONE improvement over TMNT II that I'll give III some credit for, and it's a major one, is that they actually have the turtles using their *gasp*......WEAPONS! For fighting. Imagine that. There's actually some pretty well-executed battle scenes in the movie. Still, doesn't really excuse this disgracefulness Just what I wanted to see in my Ninja Turtle movie, more dancing. Yeeeeeeesh...
queen bee
queen bee at 08:44 AM Aug 15

that gif is brilliant.I honor your brilliant gif *slow clap* by giving you my special liam Neeson gif.

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YoshioKun13 at 09:08 AM Aug 15

I didn't create the GIF.....but, I shall accept Liam Neeson's approval nonetheless.

YoshioKun13 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Just saw the what CINEMARK is rolling out for their new lineup of classic films.'s a good one!
Zacharia at 09:36 AM Aug 13

One of these days I'm gonna check one out. My theater started doing it last year and I haven't seen a single one yet.

YoshioKun13 at 03:02 PM Aug 13

Full week of GHOSTBUSTERS yo!

Zacharia at 05:04 AM Aug 14

I know I really have no excuse there.

YoshioKun13 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Another confounding bit that kinda bugs me, these 2 story arcs in the latter part of TMNT III. Michelangelo saves the young Japanese boy Yoshi from a burning home, while Rahpael has this sorta moment with Mitsu the smokin' Asian chick("I don't kiss on the first date lady") when they meet. So that's what you think the relationships are gonna be. But no, it's the total reverse! Raph bonds with Yoshi because they both have anger issues(convenient) and Mikey is tryin' to mack on sweet Mitsu. Which presents a conflict for when the turtles have to go back to the future, as they wish to stay because of these connections they've forged. I like the idea behind it, adds some much needed weight and dilemma, but really...shouldn't it have been the other way around for Raph & Mike? In a well-written screenplay perhaps, but I guess that's too much to ask for. NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE Stupid movie.
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queen bee at 08:47 AM Aug 15

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YoshioKun13 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

I recognize this guy who plays Lord Norinaga. He was in that one SEINFELD episode, the Japanese TV exec who they try to sell the "Jerry" pilot to.
YoshioKun13 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

They set up a lot of things in the feudal Japan portion that never seem like they're going to pay off. Nice to see Elias Koteas back as Casey Jones(even if it's largely relegated to a babysitter role), but he also plays an English dude in the past so ya figure they might be.....related? Not explained. There's a Japanese boy named Yoshi, could he be an ancestor of Splinter's master Hamato Yoshi? Not explained. Finally there's this ancient scroll with some bitchin' ink illustrations of the 4 turtles battling Shredder. I mean it looks exactly like 'em, as if Eastman or Laird drew it. So did the turtles travel even further back in time to be in that scroll and fight a Shredder of the past? Is Lord Norinaga himself, an ancestor of the Shredder? Guess what - NOT EXPLAINED!
Zacharia at 03:52 AM Aug 13

I never noticed till I was an adult watching this that Elias Koteas was playing two characters.

YoshioKun13 at 04:00 AM Aug 13

I don't think I ever realized this before either, which makes it even more ridiculous.

Unless, as I mentioned, he was revealed to be an old ancestor of Casey's. Which would make his pairing with April make, a little more sense.

YoshioKun13 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

"SCHWING!" Oh great, now they've resorted to stealing from WAYNE'S WORLD
Righteous_faustus at 12:08 AM Aug 13

Producers were like "lets just replace the violence with some sexual references"

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queen bee at 02:14 AM Aug 13

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YoshioKun13 at 03:33 AM Aug 13

^ Haha, nice.

At least II knew it was a kids movie and played to that audience, this one just seems like it's swingin' for the fences to hit anything it can...

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YoshioKun13 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

"Help, I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"
YoshioKun13 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

I had a mad crush on this Asian chick as a kid. Still do! I see she's done by the looks of it a sultry movie with Ewan McGregor called THE PILLOW BOOK, in which she probably gets.....nekkid. Not Rated? I like those odds.
razgriz21 at 10:51 PM Aug 12

Beautiful lady.

YoshioKun13 at 11:03 PM Aug 12

She even got her own action figure

VitamanMan8 at 11:24 PM Aug 12

If only they still made female action figures.

YoshioKun13 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

I don't get this. April travels back in time and the feudal Japanese dude goes forward to take her place, they're wearing each others' clothing. OK a body switch, I'll go with that. But why does the walkman travel back with her and how is he able to take his sword with him? These ain't exactly TERMINATOR rules, no? None of this makes any fucking sense and seems to be just out of convenient happenstance as an excuse for some goofy scenario to transpire. On that note, I will admit that watching the samurai guys chop up the walkman while it's playing "Conga" was.....pretty funny.
YoshioKun13 at 10:23 PM Aug 12

Hmm, ok I'll go with it.

So they're allowed to take weapons, or more to the point one inanimate object with them in their magic journey then? But some of their weapons are made up of 2 objects. I don't know this is totally loopy logic. I'll try not to focus on this one bit of dumbery if I'm to make it through the rest of this ridiculous farce...

Zacharia at 10:33 PM Aug 12

Course it probably couldn't be that hard for them to find their own weapons in the past. I mean they did sorta kinda built their own time scepter but we never got to see it in action.

YoshioKun13 at 10:41 PM Aug 12

I like Donnie's schematics for the new scepter lol

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