TMNT '14 is pretty much exactly what I expected out of a Michael Bay movie. Slick, glossy, highly produced.....junk.
Is it the least bit entertaining? It's got moments of cool action, which go by so quickly I barely remember them. Megan Fox isn't so much a problem as the lousy writing is. I'm actually with the movie and her story, until her connection to the turtles and their origin is revealed. It's full of hackneyed, contrived dumbery. Will Arnett is the singular most enjoyable character, in your Ninja Turtle movie that's a problem. The turtles themselves are creepy grotesque creations who come off more like thuggish street fighters than ninjas. Thankfully they don't dance, but ya know what I miss? Actual martial arts.
This is the sugary sweet, sugar-coated eye candy version of TMNT movies. Looks great, tastes nice for now but ultimately leaves you empty and unfulfilled. Kids will eat it up. That original 1990 film, is where the real meat & potatoes is at.