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LAWRENCE OF ARABIA
#1 Movie of All-Time
DR STRANGELOVE or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
#1 Comedy
EQUILIBRIUM
#1 Action
BLADE RUNNER
#1 Sci-Fi
SUSPIRIA
#1 Horror
PARIS JE T'AIME
#1 Romance
TRAINSPOTTING
#1 Stoner
FANTASIA
#1 Animated
SPIRITED AWAY
#1 Fantasy
LOVE ACTUALLY
#1 Romantic Comedy
CHRISTIAN BALE
#1 Actor
EVA GREEN
#1 Actress
INGMAR BERGMAN
#1 Director
EVA GREEN
#1 Hottie
SNAKE PLISSKEN
#1 Movie Character
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Super Schmoe
writer19 updated his STATUS: 28 minutes ago

There are no strings on me
writer19 updated his STATUS: about 1 hour ago

Yeeeeah. The Age of Ultron teaser was fucking phenomenal. Thankfully I was able to view it without having to suffer thru Agents of SHEILD
writer19 updated his STATUS: about 7 hours ago

I literally cannot goddamn stop thinking about Snowpiercer. It's like a thorn in my brain and that's a fucking weird analogy
Invidtus
Invidtus at 03:55 PM Oct 22

Have one of their protein bars you'll feel better-

writer19 updated his STATUS: about 8 hours ago

The Hobbit trilogy cost 745 million to make? What a complete waste of a 745 million.
JohnnyPHreak
JohnnyPHreak at 01:28 PM Oct 22

I'm glad someone said it. If I did, I probably would have been killed for it.

Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 01:29 PM Oct 22

Ahaha oh my god. 745 mil just for bloat and everyone go "aww Middle Earth"

TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 06:17 PM Oct 22

Yeah if I said something line that, everyone would be lining up to either tell me what an idiot I am, so punch me in the face with their limited edition one ring collectibles.

writer19 updated his STATUS: about 8 hours ago

There's a fucking laughable amount of product placement in Fight Club, a flick all about anti-commercialism
OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 01:19 PM Oct 22

I feel that that was the ironic point, Fight Club in and of itself is a film told through the eyes of a schizo, disenfranchised worker bee and his best friend who looks like an underwear model despite actively calling out underwear models for being phony and impossible ideals for men to strive towards. The film may preach anti-consumerism but the reality is that by the end of the film Fight Club becomes a franchise by itself and completely negates it's own message. Or fuck, maybe it never had a message to begin with.

I'm getting too deep into this, I should just rewatch the film.

Invidtus
Invidtus at 02:59 PM Oct 22

^ this -

writer19 updated his STATUS: about 22 hours ago

imagine this dude's your upstairs neighbor and FOR YOUR NIGHTMARES
Glinda
Glinda at 12:49 AM Oct 22

Knowing this guy was within 50 miles of me would creep me out!

XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 12:55 AM Oct 22

Well, maybe if he would play co-op video games or watch some football with me I would be cool with him as a neighbor.

writer19 updated his STATUS: about 23 hours ago

Sheri Moon Zombie is one of the worst actresses ever, but good lord she sure is purty
Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 12:02 AM Oct 22

Not a fan of hers at all.

OfficerFriendly
OfficerFriendly at 01:24 AM Oct 22

She is just about as bad as actresses get, and possibly worse. She makes Megan Fox look like Brando.

Cronos
Cronos at 08:06 AM Oct 22

I like her, she was great in Corpses and Rejects.

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writer19 updated his STATUS: about 23 hours ago

House of 1000 Corpses is a pretty good flick, and not just because of sexy Sheri Moon Zombie
Cochise
Cochise at 10:52 PM Oct 21

love it

OfficerFriendly
OfficerFriendly at 01:27 AM Oct 22

I think the sequel is much better. This movie belongs to Sid Haig and no one else.

writer19 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Maggie Q is an unbelievably sexy lady
timmyd
timmyd at 08:00 PM Oct 21

word.

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 09:03 PM Oct 21

Agree

JohnnyPHreak
JohnnyPHreak at 09:36 PM Oct 21

What they said

writer19 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Are you crazy?? Let's hide behind the chainsaws
WalkAway
WalkAway at 08:00 PM Oct 21

haha that's a funny commercial

OfficerFriendly
OfficerFriendly at 01:28 AM Oct 22

"Run for the cemetery!"

writer19 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Here's a question I been meaning to ask for a while so I'll ask it right now- why the fuck is Brad Bird such a fan fave big deal??
razgriz21
razgriz21 at 04:38 PM Oct 21

I don't know.

oscarxp25
oscarxp25 at 06:12 PM Oct 21

Simpsons, Iron Giant, Incredibles, and Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol...which is the best action movie I have ever seen.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 03:42 PM Oct 22

SIMPSONS for me

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writer19 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Is Purge Anarchy any good??
walkingdeadlover
walkingdeadlover at 01:26 PM Oct 21

No.....but Frank Grillo is really badass in it,so its kind of worth one watch.

RandomK1NG
RandomK1NG at 01:42 PM Oct 21

Not bad. Much better than the first. And it expands the Purge universe so to speak. Not the greatest movie ever and not particularly scary, but Frank Grillo is great and you can kinda see the seeds being planted for future installments to possibly keep getting better.

Cronos
Cronos at 01:48 PM Oct 21

I enjoyed it, it's a huge improvement over the first film.

writer19 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

Twisty is just adorable
XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 12:07 AM Oct 21

What a handsome devil.

writer19 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

How the shit do you critique Dumb and Dumber To when it's meant to be fucking stupid?
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 08:41 PM Oct 20

I guess you really.....can't

RandomK1NG
RandomK1NG at 08:55 PM Oct 20

It's meant to be stupid, but it's also supposed to be funny and judging by the trailers Dumb and Dumber To is definitely not. I'm assuming that point will be the biggest critique it gets.

HTX0811
HTX0811 at 09:02 PM Oct 20

Well, just you wait, there will be that quote whore who will say it's Jim Carrey's best performance in years since the first movie.

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