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so this is what happened today, i return from pissing money away at the comicshop and there's this little white chihuahua running around like it's havin the time of it's life. he sees me and runs towards me. at first it seems scared and timid then a second later it seems to like me and jumps at me and wants to play. so i sit there on the sidewalk and play with the adorable little cuss.
after a little bit he runs off and i go to my door. after like a goddamn second the dog shot into my house and it's vanished. not gonna lie, i sorta freaked out. in a panic i start searching every goddamn inch of my apartment and can't find it. after a few minutes it peeks it's out from under a pile of clothes and runs at me.
for the better part of an hour i feed it captain crunch cereal and think of what to do. i can't think of what else to do but to get the poor thing out of my house. i led him to the door and he ran out. for a little while he was running around in front of the house and then it was gone. i spend the rest of the fucking day worrying if it's alright.