Finally finished with the John Carter of Mars series, and not a moment too soon; by the last book, short as it was, I was just bored with all the repeated plot elements. If the movie had translated Dejah Thoris as she is in the books, she'd easily make Nostalgia Critic's Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress. That done, tonight I'm headed back into Westeros and taking the floor for A Dance with Dragons.