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Iron Man 3

reviewed on May 3rd, 2013 01:45AM

Praise be to the gods of cinema, the curse of the threequel has been broken. Iron Man 3 not only sticks with everything that made its predecessors great and starts Marvel Phase Two off with the necessary bang, but also constantly aims to dick arou...

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A Good Day to Die Hard

reviewed on February 14th, 2013 12:19AM

I will defend Live Free or Die Hard to my last breath as a fun old-school-hero-against-new-school-odds action movie worthy of the Die Hard title. A Good Day to Die Hard is worth no such effort. This scarcely feels like a Die Hard movie, it's so re...

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Django Unchained

reviewed on December 30th, 2012 08:30AM

As much as Quentin Tarantino openly idolizes Sergio Leone, Quentin himself is something of an anti-Leone. While Leone's trademark was building almost unbearable tension through prolonged silences ending in violent bursts of action, Tarantino's app...

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Warm Bodies

reviewed on December 14th, 2012 08:32PM

The zombie genre is, let's face it, a little played out, and fresh perspectives and approaches are needed big time to keep it alive and kicking (pun intended). Such a thought gave us the likes of Shaun of the Dead and Zombieland, which left the ba...

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Skyfall

reviewed on December 1st, 2012 08:21PM

After fifty years and twenty-two missions, the burden was on the Bond franchise more than ever to keep things fresh and interesting. 2006's Casino Royale made a startling jump on its own with the casting of a very against-type James Bond in Daniel...

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The Dark Knight Rises

reviewed on July 24th, 2012 10:35PM

As interested as Christopher Nolan has been in building the world of Batman in a real-world setting, he's even more interested in the deconstruction of Batman as a "superhero" - in breaking down the mystique to the point of crushing it to bits and...

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The Amazing Spider-Man

reviewed on July 3rd, 2012 02:42AM

With a mere five years separating Marc Webb's The Amazing Spider-Man and the last outing with Tobey Maguire and Sam Raimi, a lot of hurdles had to be leapt to differentiate this new chapter in the Spidey cinema universe from the old. The opening t...

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Prometheus

reviewed on June 8th, 2012 02:38AM

Walking out of Prometheus, I couldn't help but be reminded of the opening chapter of Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Adams briefly recounts the story of a human who experienced an epiphany on the meaning of life, then immedia...

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The Secret World of Arrietty

reviewed on May 27th, 2012 08:37PM

Further proof positive that if Hayao Miyazaki's name is attached, you've got an instant recipe for magic. While Miyazaki acts as screenwriter rather than director, it's clear his guiding hand was at work, as The Secret World of Arrietty lives up t...

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The Avengers

reviewed on May 4th, 2012 02:56AM

Ignoring for a moment the enduring faith of countless Buffyheads and Browncoats, one cannot deny the odds were firmly against Joss Whedon. He had to live up to a weighty promise made over the course of no less than five feature films, and it could...

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War Horse

reviewed on December 2nd, 2011 06:39PM

If you're walking into War Horse expecting something the likes of Saving Private Ryan, viewer beware. This is a very different kind of war film, bloodless yet not without plentiful casualties, and sweeping while very intimate, ignoring the larger ...

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X-Men: First Class

reviewed on June 6th, 2011 10:51PM

If a Connery-era Bond film existed in which 007 took on SPECTRE with the aid of a spy team with superpowers, the result would not be unlike X-Men First Class. In turning back the clock on the mythos and rewriting a bit of history, Matthew Vaughn o...

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Let Me In

reviewed on February 9th, 2011 07:33PM

Ideally, a remake should carry over what works the most from the material on which it's based, while diving into new and interesting territory not covered by the original, thereby making it as much its own film as it is a retelling of another. Let...

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Watchmen

reviewed on February 1st, 2011 04:36PM

Back when I first heard this was getting fast-tracked in 2001, I had my own idea of what the movie would be like, down to the obligatory fantasy cast. Eight years, two studios, three directors, and one frivolous lawsuit later, Zack Snyder has brou...

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District 9

reviewed on February 1st, 2011 02:22PM

District 9 strikes one of those great balances of brains and spectacle that we don't get nearly as often as we should. D9 not only presents a startlingly bleak "what if" scenario of first contact, but provides enough slam-bang visuals to put many ...

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

reviewed on February 1st, 2011 02:10PM

I've been a fan of the books since 2003. I own the Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide hardcover, the original radio series, and even the comic book adaptations of the first three books. I know this stuff. And I was just as worried as anybody that they'd ...

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Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

reviewed on February 1st, 2011 01:23PM

Once upon a time, I was bit skeptical about the whole "actors against CGI" technique, which at the time of Sky Captain's release was just starting to become the new favored style in Hollywood. That came to a stop the day Kerry Conran steamrolled o...

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Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole

reviewed on January 23rd, 2011 06:54PM

Remember when family films were dark, violent, twisted and kinda badass? Zack Snyder certainly does. For all its bright shiny CGI, Legend of the Guardians is an often thrilling throwback to the likes of The Secret of NIMH and The Dark Crystal, wit...

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Tron: Legacy

reviewed on December 21st, 2010 10:56PM

Making a sequel to Tron almost 30 years after the fact was bound to be tricky. The fanbase isn't exactly built-in, and with such a long span of time between films, you run the double risk of alienating those who have seen the first movie and those...

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Faster

reviewed on November 27th, 2010 06:15PM

Faster desperately wanted to be a Sergio Leone film. The action is slow to build and fires off in merciless, rapid bursts; the scenery is mostly desert that makes your mouth dry just looking at it; and the three lead characters boast single-word t...

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Devil

reviewed on September 28th, 2010 07:20PM

Devil is one of the best original horror films that I can recall seeing in some time. Its premise is deceptively simple, its characters stay with us just long enough to make an impression, and even for bearing a dreaded PG-13 rating, it cleverly s...

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Inception

reviewed on July 18th, 2010 07:42PM

Christopher Nolan is a strange breed of director. For his relatively brief career, he has managed to make a string of films that with each release get bigger and better than the one before, without ever losing sight of compelling storytelling or i...

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Predators

reviewed on July 13th, 2010 06:58PM

While far from perfect, Predators is truly a return to form for the franchise. As in, returning to the form of 1987's original Predator in so many ways, you might as well call this a remake rather than a sequel. That said, it's a better sequel tha...

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The Last Airbender

reviewed on July 6th, 2010 04:25PM

If M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender really is an "early contender for worst film of the decade", we must have one brilliant goddamned decade ahead of us. I'm not sure why the critics decided to gang up on this film, flawed though it may be,...

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The Wolfman

reviewed on February 18th, 2010 06:04PM

Liked it, didn't love it. For me, the pulse of the movie didn't pick up until Talbot's first transformation; until that point, the movie tries to gives us a slow burn lead-in, but because nearly everyone's acting is so dry, it just never works ...

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The Book of Eli

reviewed on January 21st, 2010 06:23PM

Since J.J. Abrams has officially passed on adapting The Dark Tower series, I nominate the Hughes Brothers for the job based on The Book of Eli. Denzel Washington's Eli, a new-age amalgam of characters like Eastwood's Man With No Name, his Kuros...

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Daybreakers

reviewed on January 13th, 2010 09:53AM

Daybreakers is slickly-shot, well-realized, and at times hilariously violent vampire badassery. The gore factor at times borders on self-parody, particularly in a sequence toward the very end of the film, but manages to stay just outside that bord...

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Avatar

reviewed on December 22nd, 2009 02:18PM

Welcome back, Mr. Cameron. We missed ya. All right, go ahead and make your jokes. "Dances With Wolves in space", right? "Ooh, it's Pocahontas with dinosaurs. Whoopee." Yeah, it's a story you've heard before; the outsider familiarizes himself wi...
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