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The world seems to be in overwhelming agreement on how much JOHN WICK kicks ass. This pleases us greatly.
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Weapon X updated his STATUS: about 1 hour ago

The world seems to be in overwhelming agreement on how much JOHN WICK kicks ass. This pleases us greatly.
Cochise
Cochise at 08:16 PM Oct 24

it's awesome to see everyone talking about and embracing Keanu again! I was disappointed by both the reception and the movie in 47 Ronin but this one seems to be getting the most positive reception in all forms, I expect it to do real well at the BO and there's a lot of talk about it being a new franchise. Can not wait to see it!

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My dad, king of the rummage sale, strikes again, this time with a Sin City collection including The Hard Goodbye, A Dame to Kill For, The Big Fat Kill, That Yellow Bastard, and Family Values (which I've never read). I had copies of all but The Hard Goodbye and Family Values, but this is a matching spine set, so I'll switch out the ones I already have on my shelf.
cerealkiller182
cerealkiller182 at 07:28 PM Oct 24

Family Values is a good one

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As far as I'm concerned, any criticism of Joe Johnston's The Wolfman is rendered insignificant with these two words: WEREWOLF FIGHT.
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And the award for Most Deserving To Die Horribly In A Monster Movie goes to... Dr. Pee Wee! Nice job, ya bespectacled schmuck.
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Maybe it's just me, but the inclusion of Emily Blunt's sexyback is more than worth the messed-up dreams that lycanthropy seems to fuel.
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I get that Anthony Hopkins' dry performance is meant to signify his abandonment of humanity, but he still comes off as half asleep through most of The Wolfman. That said, his dryness does make for some genuinely creepy moments.
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Never fear, for Hugo Weaving and his Amazing Muttonchops have come to the rescue!
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Werewolf Day, eh? Hmm, don't think I've seen any of those around here lately. Have you, Benicio? Yeah, I didn't think so...
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YES! I did it, I hacked out enough word-salads to form a coherent-ish movie review! Suck it, writer's block!
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John Wick



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Directed by: Chad Stahelski
Written by: Derek Kolstad
Cast: Keanu Reeves, Alfie Allen, Michael Nyqvist, Adrianne Palicki, Bridget Moynahan, Ian McShane, Willem Dafoe, John Leguizamo
Studio: Summit Entertainment
Genre: Action, Thriller
Official Site:
Plot: Retired hitman John Wick (Keanu Reeves), fresh off the passing of his wife, receives a special gift in the form of a puppy to help ease his suffering. But when a home invasion by Iosef Tarasov (Alfie Allen), the greedy son of a Russian mobster (Michael Nyqvist), robs Wick of his newfound companion and his inner peace, Wick steps back into a world he’d hoped to leave behind forever. There’s no “Woah” about it - Wick is gonna mess some people up.

Review:

Keanu Reeves is one of modern cinema’s great oddities. No one might accuse him of being a master thespian, or even being particularly versatile, and depending upon whom one asks his acting skills range from passable to nonexistent. But once in a while, a character so well tailored to his particular strengths appears on his resume that proves why Reeves in the power player he has become today. Neo was such a role; John Constantine another; Klaatu of 2008’s The Day The Earth Stood Still remake might have been yet another had the film around him been up to snuff; and now along comes John Wick, the lead of a slick, no-frills shoot-em-up that’s sure to please fans of old school revenge flicks...[more]...

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ericodarko
ericodarko at 08:30 AM Oct 23

Nice review, buddy. I can't wait to check this out this weekend

JohnnyPHreak
JohnnyPHreak at 11:19 AM Oct 23

Excellent review. I'm so excited to see this.

andyfilm_1
andyfilm_1 at 12:44 PM Oct 23

Really want to see this! It's getting rave reviews everywhere!

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I swear I will finish this John Wick review TONIGHT if it kills me! *bullet hits window* Fuck, I didn't mean that literally!
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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is probably something I should own both version of, as there are aspects of each I prefer over the other. I love the performances, cinematography, and score of Fincher's version, but I find the writing and interconnectedness of events in Niels Arden Oplev's to be tighter and more straightforward with less detouring. Still though, at this point I've revisited Fincher's film more times (even saw it a second time in theaters because my mom wanted to see it), so perhaps subconsciously I made my choice...or I'm just indulging the lack of pesky subtitles.
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I always have to skip the part where Blomqvist finds the cat's body. I like to think I have a generally strong constitution, but violence against cats is just something I can't stomach in film.
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Lisbeth's payback to Bjurman is such glorious vengeance it makes me quiver a little.
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