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So today was awesome. I got to inflate my Irishness and get drunk of what some would consider too many Guinnesses.
AND I watched BITCH SLAP and had an effing ball during the whole thing. Granted, I love me some sexploitation flicks, but still...I say check it out.

Snowboy at 02:54 AM Mar 18

I've heard about that flick, gonna hafta check it out this week.

UnkemptFilmFan updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

I'm a bit surprised I haven't seen anyone call bullshit on Avatar winning for Best Cinematography. Does no one else see what's wrong with that?

Johnny Moreno at 02:10 AM Mar 08

Browse the MFC profiles, you'll find a few :)

jekupka at 08:22 AM Mar 08

I'm pretending it never happened.

UnkemptFilmFan updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

I'm going to see Kevin Smith on the 12th. Needless to say, I am pretty damn excited.

jekupka at 06:07 PM Mar 01

Lucky bastard.

UnkemptFilmFan at 01:06 AM Mar 02

You're the third person who has called me that today. So it must be true.

UnkemptFilmFan updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

I just got back from seeing Shutter Island. Hot damn. I repeat: Hot damn.

UnkemptFilmFan posted an IMAGE item: 7 months ago

Tania Raymonde

Cherry Liquor at 09:51 PM Feb 02

The one who wouldn't take off her sweater because she grew boobs? That's the only episode I vaguely remember with the kids. I watched it because I liked the adult characters better.

UnkemptFilmFan at 11:45 PM Feb 02

Yup, that's her. If I do watch it now, it's because of the adults too. Malcolm drives me up a fucking wall. I want to bite his face and not in a good way.

Jonathan Frey at 02:23 AM Feb 03

One of the highlights of the past year and a half for me is when a friend of mine somehow conned last-minute tickets to the WRESTLER premiere at the New York Film Festival and Jeff Goldblum and this young lady quietly slipped into the seats behind us. I got the feeling their presence was some kind of espionage mission because we were hidden way back and up in the bleachers and they boogied as soon as the credits came up. The best part about the whole thing was hearing Goldblum squeamishly go "aa-ooh-aaa-aaa-aah" all Goldblumy-like during the stapling wrestling match scene.

I remember thinking she was pretty hot even when I saw her on MALCOLM as a lad back in the day. I sort of have a thing for ugly ducklings (the sexy librarian is just as sexy before she lets her hair down, as it were. But that might have more to do with my affinity for up-do's.) Don't get me wrong though, certainly not complaining about the way Tania looks now. Rawr.

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UnkemptFilmFan updated his STATUS: 7 months ago

I'm taking a day and a half break from Lost on Saturday. Why, you may ask? Well, I'll be attending a hookah, booze, & Star Wars party. I love all three of those things, so I think it's safe to say that I'll be having a nice weekend.

FrancoYesca at 08:38 AM Jan 29

Yeah, I like LOST too, but all three of those combined would probably trump the series finale in a heartbeat. Have fun, sir.

UnkemptFilmFan posted an IMAGE item: 7 months ago

Nestor Carbonell - I don't know what it is about this guy. He's just...cool.

Jack The Narrator at 05:09 AM Jan 29

I find it pleasently ironic that the same man who played Batmauel in the short-lived live-action version of THE TICK would go on to appear in THE DARK KNIGHT. Did you think that it looked like he wore eyeliner in TDK?

YoshioKun13 at 07:34 AM Jan 29

I used to just know him as that guy who was on Suddenly Susan(yes, I actually watched that show). Never did I think I would see him in so many other things this much later!

As for the eyeliner, you should watch the video of him from the LOST panel at Comic-Con last year. F'ing hilarious!

We'd better learn Richard's backstory this season...

beatrixkiddo at 10:18 AM Jan 29

He has great eyeliner. :) Love him as well.

UnkemptFilmFan posted an IMAGE item: 7 months ago

holy legs, batman

Acerbus III at 06:31 PM Jan 26

hot hot hot

Jack The Narrator at 05:07 AM Jan 29

Too yummy for words.

UnkemptFilmFan updated his STATUS: 7 months ago

I'm currently in the process of catching up on Lost so I'll be ready for next Tuesday. And by 'catching up' I mean watching seasons 2-5. I have faith in myself and my perpetually empty schedule.

EricW. at 11:19 AM Jan 25

Faith is what it's all about....

UnkemptFilmFan posted an IMAGE item: 7 months ago

You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

Johnny Moreno at 09:38 AM Jan 24

Someone get this man an Academy Award!

Jonathan Frey at 09:43 AM Jan 24

Hi, doggie.

darknite125 at 02:14 PM Jan 24

Tommy Wiseau. The man. The myth. The legend. Sure to inspire a whole generation of actors/directors/producers

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FrancoYesca at 04:01 PM Jan 23

I just posted the video. One of the greatest things ever in the history of the world. By the way, I've wanted a silverburst LP for the longest time. Conan knows how to roll.

Caddy Cads at 06:29 PM Jan 23

Hahah great pic

FrancoYesca at 07:46 PM Jan 23

Wow, the vid got removed but this pic still makes me happy.

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UnkemptFilmFan updated his STATUS: 7 months ago

I'll be the first to admit that I'm a jaded fuck. I blame the Internets and the fact that I spend way too much time there. Having said that, I just watched Antichrist and...wow. It hit me. Hard.

UnkemptFilmFan posted an IMAGE item: 7 months ago

I'm pretty sure I'd be doing the exact same thing.

Jonathan Frey at 01:34 AM Jan 19

Picture taken moments before Tucci re-appropriates one of his DEVIL WEARS PRADA lines: "A little Crisco and some fishing wire and we'll be in business."

Weapon X at 02:32 AM Jan 19

Caption: "Oh shit, there goes my toothpick."

Cherry Liquor at 03:05 AM Jan 19

I know he's wondering the same thing I am, "Girl, won't you just come out and admit that the Anal talk is all true?"

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