Tarantino's Unmade Remakes
I'm worried that Quentin Tarantino will only make one or two movies until he retires in 15 years and then we are all going to die wanting more movies from him. I want a chance to get burnt out on him and grow to hate everything he ever stood for. So I call for him to immediately go into production of three remakes back to back, Russ Meyer's Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, Shaw Brothers' Come Drink with Me, and Lucio Fulci's The Psychic. He should just pump 'em out, same crew for all of them, short schedule, no breaks, and release them all one month apart. He can forget about doing press tours and openings. He should also make them cheap, so they instantly make their money back with TV rights and what not. Then he can just get straight back to working on Kill Bill vol. 3 for the next five years. And after that hopefully go to Italy and make a Western for his farewell film (maybe Elmore Leonard's Forty Lashes Less One or better yet an original story). As great as a Western would be, I'd rather see him make something personal about his own life experiences, if he has any that don't have anything to do with movies.
Note: Pussycat and Come Drink might be out of his system since he made Death Proof and Kill Bill, so maybe he could swap them out for some other obscure films he's mentioned before.
Chillin'
