I'M OFF TO MONTREAL KIDS !! I don't know how much Internet access I'll have , or the opportunity to use it , but I'll be in touch , letting you in on all the spectacle and debauchery that is '' FANTASIA INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL 2011 '' and whatever Arrow and Bumburay don't fill ya in on !!
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JOHN CARPENTER'S ''HALLOWEEN'' (1978)
#1 Movie of All-Time
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I can't even begin to express my sadness , hearing about James Gandolfini . RIP
timmyd posted a MOVIE REVIEW item:
almost 2 years ago
LegendarySuit at 10:28 AM Jul 13
TheChanges23 at 10:58 AM Jul 13
timmyd at 09:28 PM Jul 13
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
| Directed by: | Joe Berlinger |
|---|---|
| Written by: | Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sanchez |
| Cast: | Kim Director, Jeffery Donovan, Erica Leerhsen |
| Studio: | Artisan Entertainment |
| Genre: | Horror |
| Official Site: | www.blairwitch.com |
Plot: JOE BERLINGER and crew alienate pretty much every fan of the original , ' Found Footage ' Masterpiece , with this tale of Burkettsville , and the truth that Elly Kedward and the BLAIR WITCH aren't real . Or are they ??
Review:
Bless your heart , Joe Berlinger .So upset over the ' shaky cam ' style of the Original, Classic , BLAIR WITCH PROJECT , he agreed , foolishly he also admits , to helm the second , and when the studio rejected his condemning of the first film and it's fans , in his script for the second , he helmed a butchered version of his script , that bears little resemblance to his initial idea . A noted documentary film maker , Berlinger took the project as a chance to convey how truly effective documentaries are , not the shaky, visually and auditory lacking film of the first...[more]...
I actually liked Blair Witch 2. Too many people expected the same style as the first which would've sucked, what we got instead was a good solid film.
You know what annoys me about this movie...where was this book of shadows?
@LegendarySuit , if this flick was called '' BOOK OF SHADOWS '' , I'd have really dug it . I thought it was entertaining , and I agree , another ' found footage ' flick would have blown , I just didn't cotton to the idea of being labelled a moron for enjoying the first so much .
timmyd updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago
JESUS , EMMA WATSON is SMOKIN' !! She was chatting with DAVE last night , unbelievably sexy . And a well-spoken , charming , intelligent young woman to boot !!
timmyd created a LIST: almost 2 years ago
Ten Horror Films That "Stayed" With Me (No order)
1. '' ANTICHRIST '' - There's always one thing you can count on with a Lars Von Trier flick , and that's mucho weirdness . That being said , I still wasn't prepared for what took place on the big screen . Genital disfigurement , brutal violence , rape , talking wildlife , YIKES !!
2. '' THE LIVING AND THE DEAD '' - The Film tells the tale of an elderly couple are in a financial bind that may cost them their sprawling home . They also share their home with their schizophrenic , heavily medicated , grown son . When Dad is forced out of town , the son promptly locks the door , pulls the curtains , and decides to stop taking his meds so he can look after his bed-ridden Mother himself . The following is very hard to watch , and we're positive about what's going to happen , yet cannot turn away , or find the heart to condemn the son , who had good intentions in mind , before the ensuing mayhem.
3. '' HALLOWEEN '' - After all the mayhem caused by Michael Meyers , Dr. Loomis finally catches up with his escaped patient , then fills his ass full of lead . 6 shots , to be specific . Laurie says , through her pained , tortured , frightened , tears '' That WAS the Boogeyman '' Loomis looks over at her and responds '' as a matter of fact , it was '' . Then he strolls over to look down on his patient , and discovers him gone . Laurie's tears echoed everyone watching , what the fuck !! HALLOWEEN , WILL NEVER BE THE SAME .
4. '' ILS /THEM '' - The first brush with the apathetic killer , motivated by no real purpose , other than perhaps boredom , and the ending , as goNADSgo pointed out, haunted dreams for sometime afterwards .
5. '' THE DESCENT '' - The last act , from Juno's punishment by Sarah , to Sarah's breaking the surface , only to find ..... UNFORGETTABLY , BLEAK !!
6. '' INSIDE '' - One of the most brutal , emotionally exhausting flicks I've ever seen . Without a doubt , THE Home Invasion flick .
7. '' HAUTE TENSION '' - Slasher Royalty . The ' Twist ' was brilliant , and the very final frame , unforgettable .
8. '' A SERBIAN FILM '' - This film , unfortunately , will stay with me for a long , long , time . There's nothing Arty or Important about this film , it's a mean spirited , sickening piece of SHIT . You want a hard to watch film , with dark overtones , rent or view '' I SAW THE DEVIL '' .
9. '' IRREVERSIBLE '' - The brutal , sickening rape and beating of Monica Belluci , is the stuff of nightmares . A film I own , and never want to see again .
10. '' THE EVIL DEAD '' - Other than Romero's Classic '' NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD '' , this was my First ' REAL ' ZOMBIE flick . What a way to start , this shit was crazy !! Tree Rape , wall to wall bloodshed , sweet flying Zombies , DAMN !! I'll never forget this one , nor do I want to .
Based on a list by goNADSgo69
timmyd updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago
girlcreeture at 10:20 AM Jul 12
girlcreeture at 10:21 AM Jul 12
IS IT TOO EARLY TO BE STOKED FOR HALLOWEEN ??
I think we'll actually get trick or treaters this year as the new neighborhood is far superior to the last. I'm also already planning my "Day after Halloween" shopping route, which is basically every Target in a 15 mile radius (>___<)
Oh and Home Goods, cannot forget Home Goods for amazing Halloween awesomeness. For chix at least ;p
timmyd created a LIST: almost 2 years ago
LelekPL at 03:26 PM Jul 11
WP-DFA at 03:38 PM Jul 11
timmyd at 07:30 PM Jul 11
10 SPORTING RECORDS THAT WILL NEVER BE BROKEN !!
1. National Basketball Association - WILT CHAMBERLIN'S 100 point game . Nobody's been close , not even Ball hogs KOBE BRYANT , love ya K , or LeBRON , hate ya, L !!
2. Major League Baseball - 511 Wins by CY YOUNG .
3. Major League Baseball - Joe DiMaggio's 56 game hitting streak .
4. Major League Baseball - 4, 256 Hits by Pete Rose . JETER just got 3,000 th . 27 others with 3,000 , no one close to 4, 000 .
5. National Hockey League - 2, 857 points by Wayne Gretzky . An average of 130 points over 22 seasons . NEVER GONNA HAPPEN !!
6. National Hockey League - Glenn Hall's 502 straight games by a goaltender .
7. National Hockey League - 212 points in season , Wayne Gretzky .
8. National Hockey League - Bill Mosienko , CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS , 3 goals in 21 seconds .
9. National Hockey League - Bobby Orr , 1970-71 season , plus 124 rating .
10. National Hockey League - 92 goals in season , Wayne Gretzky
11. PICTURED , DIORA BAIRD , SEXIEST GOLFER EVER !!
Wilt's record is a hard but even harder would be to beat his record of 50.4 ppg and 27.2 rpg for a season - that was insane
9 - it might be beaten by Kovalchuk... or wait no nevermind, he might break the minus record :P
@LelekPL , Good point , that WAS insane !! WP-DFA , Beautiful , that's what 100 million gets ya these days .
timmyd created a LIST: almost 2 years ago
timmyd at 02:34 PM Jul 11
TheChanges23 at 05:28 PM Jul 11
'' Films I HAVE To See At FANTASIA This Year '' - In no particular order
1. '' KNIFEPOINT '' Director Jed Strahm's tale of two Sisters who become the targets of a gang of Home Invaders , led by a sadistic Sibling duo , on Christmas Eve .
2. '' DETENTION '' - Director Joseph Kahn gives us a tale involving Teens in their Senior Year in High School , who are terrorized by a ' Slasher-Movie ' killer . Tongue-in-cheek Horror Comedy .
3. '' 13 ASSASSINS '' - The Uber-Groovy Takashi Miike takes on the sprawling adventure epic flick , a group of 13 Assassins head out on a suicide mission to stop an evil warlord . Miike does Kurowsawa ?? HELL YEAH !!
4. '' CHOP '' - A man accepts a ride from a stranger , who turns out to be someone who remembers him , but he doesn't recall the stranger . Mayhem ensues . Directed by Trent Haaga .
5. '' DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK '' - Director Troy Nixey. Hosted by Guillermo del Toro . A young Girl moves into a home with her Father and his Girlfriend , then discovers the creatures who inhabit the gloomy corners of the home , and who are interested in having her join them .
6. '' RETREAT '' - Carl Tibbetts gives us a tale about two grieving parents ( Thandie Newton and Cillian Murphy ) who move to an Island retreat to recover . Their convalescence ends when a stranger washes ashore , with news of an airborne killer virus that's decimating Europe .
7. '' RED STATE '' - A group of teens receive online invitations for sex , but soon encounter zealots with far more sinister ideas .Directed by Kevin Smith .
8. '' THE DIVIDE '' - '' FRONTIER(S) '' Director Xavier Gens gives us a film about the residents of an apartment block , who are forced to hole-up in an apartment / bunker of a survivalist janitor , after a Nuclear explosion . Sealed in , the cabin-fever and claustrophobic driven insanity sets in , and their biggest problems quickly become each other .
9. '' THE REEF '' - Andrew Traucki's tale about people aboard a sailboat in The Great Barrier Reef , who are targets of a Great White Shark , when their boat capsizes .
10. '' KIDNAPPED '' - Three criminals take a Family hostage on the first night in their new home . Once Dad is coerced into retrieving all available cash through ATM's , the Family strikes back , brutally .
11. '' THE THEATRE BIZARRE '' - An anthology film featuring tales : '' THE ACCIDENT '' , '' I LOVE YOU '' , '' SWEETS '' , '' VISION STAINS '' , '' WET DREAMS '', and '' THE MOTHER OF TOADS '' . W/ Tom Savini , Debbie Rochon , Victoria Maurette , and Erica Rhodes .
12. '' HELLDRIVER '' - In a futuristic Japan , Zombies have taken half the country , and are now back for the rest .Combining elements from '' THE ROAD WARRIOR '' , I AM LEGEND '' , BLADE RUNNER '' and '' DAWN OF THE DEAD '' !! Directed by Yoshihiro Nishimura .
13. '' TROLL HUNTER '' - Andre Ovredal's tale of Students investigating a series of bizarre Bear killings , who soon find there's much more to worry about in these woods !!
14. '' SAINT '' - I caught a screener of this badboy , and really dug it , I'm amped to see it in big , full effect . Saint Nicholas is a murdering Bishop who kidnaps and murders Children , whenever there's a December 5 Full Moon .
15. '' ATTACK THE BLOCK '' - Joe Cornish Directs this tale about South London Teens who defend the neighborhood against Aliens .
16. '' STAKE LAND '' - Jim Mickle's film about a Vampire Hunter taking a teen through wasteland US , to Canada , the new Shangri-la .
17. '' HORNY HOUSE OF HORRORS '' - Three ball playing buddies decide for one last night of debauchery before one of them marries , a final tryst in a brothel . Soon however , they find the ' final tryst ' part is far truer than they'd like .Directed by Gore/GrueHound Jun Tsugita .
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you . Seriously , a buddy works for a Major Canadian Genre Magazine , and scored a copy that we saw in a basement theater in Scarborough !! It's a film from the Netherlands that encompasses many true aspects of the Holiday , and takes liberties with others . Wonderfully shot , even better on mega-screen I'M sure , genuinely creepy, elves are referred to as Black Peters , lots of creepy shots , ooooohhhhhh it's coolio , the AUGUST ' FANGORIA ' #305 has a good article .
WOW. these sound incredible...let us know how they turn out man. I could use another great horror flick to sink my teeth into.
timmyd updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago
threezy at 05:10 PM Jul 10
timmyd at 06:55 PM Jul 10
After suffering through '' ZOOKEEPER '' , Sorry Rosario , I had the choice of Film last night , and the lure of JENNIFER ANNISTON proved to great to ignore . '' HORRIBLE BOSSES '' was an absolute riot !!
AGREED! I kept out of the zoo ;] and saw Horrible Bosses instead, after seeing the miserable TF3.
Damn ANiston was hot as hell wasn't she?! I might go as far as saying that's her best role since Friends...
I agree threezy , definitely her best work since ' FRIENDS ' , and my God in Heaven , she was SMOKIN' !!!
timmyd posted a MOVIE REVIEW item:
almost 2 years ago
Righteous_faustus at 10:26 AM Jul 09
timmyd at 01:24 PM Jul 09
Zookeeper
| Directed by: | Frank Coraci |
|---|---|
| Written by: | Scot Armstrong, Nick Bakay, Kevin James, Rock Reuben |
| Cast: | Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone, Cher, Jon Favreau, Judd Apatow |
| Studio: | Sony Pictures |
| Genre: | Comedy |
| Official Site: | www.zookeeper-movie.com |
Plot: Kevin James tries to win back his completely unappealing girlfriend , Leslie Bibb , with the help of a manic-depressive Gorilla , Nick Nolte , and Rosario Dawson . What's wrong with this picture .
Review:
While trying to be as polite as possible , someone please give Leslie Bibb more modelling work . For the umpteenth time , in umpteen Movies , Bibb is someone with about as much appeal as Silly Putty . It's cool for 15 minutes and then you feed it to the dog . One of the many , many , problems with ZOOKEEPER , is the fact that James spends so much time and effort chasing Bibb that it becomes ridiculous . There's not even a glimmer of chemistry between the two , and after about the first half hour , you begin to wish bodily harm upon James , for being so goddamn dumb he can't see ROSARIO DAWSON in front of him . Therein , lies another troubling piece of the puzzle , why in God's name would Dawson even associate with someone so damn dumb . Because she works with him ?? We've all worked with people we've avoided like the plague . It just doesn't wash...[more]...
I don't think that this is a movie that I'd even want to see willingly, I have suspicions that this is a movie that I'd be forced to see down the road :\
@LegendarySuit , the voice talent is definitely impressive , but it's all crap we've seen before in Doctor Doolittle or some shit . And Adam Sandler as a Capuchin Monkey , why does every animal or zoo related flick ( hell , even museums ) have to have a Capuchin monkey . Great talent , shitty movie !!
timmyd updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago
My Nephew's here for the weekend , despite my promises of a near naked Jennifer Anniston , he still wanted to see '' ZOOKEEPER '' . Good news , ROSARIO DAWSON was awesome again , and KEVIN JAMES was KEVIN JAMES again , Bad News : this MOVIE sucked , and I use the term MOVIE loosely .
timmyd created a LIST: almost 2 years ago
Nite Owl at 12:21 AM Jul 09
TEN REALITY SHOWS THAT I WOULD GLADLY STICK FLAMING BAMBOO SHOOTS INTO MY EYES , IF IT MEANT I WOULD NEVER HAVE TO SEE THEM !!!
1. '' FLAVOR OF LOVE '' - Some guys get in a pick-up truck , and drive around the block looking for transvestites , Crack-ho's , prostitutes and derelicts , and see if they want to marry Flavor Flav . There's been 4 Seasons now , I guess even society's ' black sheep ' have standards .
2. '' I LOVE NEW YORK '' - From the ' that's so fucked up , it's got to be true ' file . New York , a runner-up TWICE on '' FLAVOR OF LOVE '' , yes , I said TWICE , now has her very own shot at ' HAPPILY EVER AFTER ' !! The poor dear is entering Season 3 , and just can't understand why . UHM ... You were found ' not suitable ' by Flavor Flav TWICE . Good luck with that .
3. '' CELEBRITY RE-HAB WITH DR . DREW '' - What kind of train-wreck wants to be seen blotto'd by their ever diminishing fan base ?? OK , how many people BESIDES Jim Law and Johnny Moreno ?? THERE Goes your last few ' people who can tolerate me ' fans Mr . or Mrs. Celeb .
4. '' THE BACHELOR / BACHELORETTE '' - Someday , even the last remaining ' fairy tale ' fans , are going to realize how truly awful this is . We've been force-fed about 15 of these weinies so far , with zero success . HMMMM . The good news is , the last girl to get fucked-over by the Bachelor , gets her own show , and then the last guy to get blue-balls gets his show ...... or something like that ?? WHO CARES !!
5. '' TODDLERS AND TIARAS '' - OK , Show of hands , how many of you SCHMOES get creeped out by the mere thought of this showcase for pedophiles ??!!!! I HEAR YA !!
6. '' 18 KIDS AND COUNTING '' ( WAIT , I've just been informed it's now 19 KIDS AND COUNTING , Jesus is that even possible ??) - Another creepy TLC show , I saw about 15 minutes once , and all that kept coming into my head was CHARLES MANSON , WACO , AND '' LORD OF ILLUSIONS ''( OH , AND A CRAVING FOR KOOL-AID) WHOA , in the time I've written this , it's now '' 21 KIDS AND COUNTING '' !!
7. '' SISTER WIVES '' - These poor children caught in this creepiness are gonna need major therapy . I'm told that this is like '' THE BRADY BUNCH '' in the Middle East .
8. '' AMERICAN IDOL '' - You can be judged by former CHEERLEADERS , TALK SHOW HOSTS , BOY BAND EXPERTS AND WASHED UP , SELL-OUTS . Then you can be just as famous as ....... uhm .... er......( sound of crickets)
9. '' THE HILLS '' - Anyone with a shred of talent or intelligence leaves , AUDRINA , LC , and the rest swap former and current boyfriends/hubbys , and ruin friendships over the likes of BRODY JENNER and SPENCER, '' I WANT TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE '' PRATT
10. '' JERSEY SHORE '' - Do I really need to explain ??
I really hate "reality" shows. Great list timmyd, I'd rather have a baseball bat wrapped in razor wire shoved up my ass than watch any of these shows.
timmyd posted a BLOG item almost 2 years ago
Jonathan Frey at 02:20 AM Jul 09
OH NO YOU DIDN'T - With timmy d.
So , the U . S . Justice System has shown it's mighty ' Hammer of God ' like power , once more . Country Music Legend / Activist Willie Nelson was in court once again , on his latest runaround with the powers that be , over Pot . I'm sure we can all breathe a little easier , now that Willie has been dragged through this redundant , retarded process once more .
Once again , the streets won't have Ole Willie raping and pillaging all the Cities and towns he's crossing on his latest Tour . Now we can concentrate once more , on bringing US troops back home from a war they can't , and nobody wants them to , win .
But wait , it seems that the District Attorney's Office , according to the presiding Judge in this matter , was remiss in offering Mr . Nelson a plea deal . The Judge has decided to not allow this deal to happen , citing the DA's office's fondness for Willie as a problem , and feels they have not taken measures properly administered in situations like this to fruition . '' What the Hell does this mean , timmy d. '' you're asking yourself right now . Beats the Hell out of me , Willie , and the District Attorney's office , who have no idea how to proceed with this matter any further . GAS HIM , I SAY !! TAKE THAT LOUSY FARM-AID AND CHILDREN'S WELFARE ACTIVIST BASTARD INTO THE CHAMBER , AND PUT HIM TO DEATH !!
I guess this is what they mean , when they shout from the rooftops , '' WE'RE WINNING THE WAR ON DRUGS '' . yay .
Mood: 
Angry
Angry
Ahaha, delicious sarcasm here.
Yeah, this whole thing is so stupid it's almost unreal. Everyone involved in keeping this going should have their jobs taken away so actual humans can attempt to make up for all the wasted time and blown resources.
timmyd created a LIST: almost 2 years ago
'' SERIES I'M CURRENTLY LOCKED IN ON '' - No particular order
1. '' RIVER MONSTERS '' - Jeremy Wade travels the Globe investigating Legendary Fish tales . If you haven't seen this yet , tune into ' DISCOVERY ' and prepare to be awed .The last episode , featuring the ' Wolf Fish ' , has to be seen to believe !!
2. '' TRUE BLOOD '' - IT'S BACK , and we couldn't be happier . Vampires and Lycans and Fairies and Witches , OH MY !!
3. '' WALKING DEAD '' - Getting refreshed with Season 1 on DVD , can't freakin' wait for season 2 !!
4. '' BREAKING BAD '' - Another week or so , 'til the New Season !! WHOOOO HOOOO !!
5. '' FRINGE '' - Reviewing last season , via disc .
6. '' LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN '' - Who's laughin' now Leno , you butt-lick . The latest two to receive your knife in the back , are both kicking your ass !!
7. '' THE BIG BANG THEORY '' - COOLEST Network Television Series , right now !! Hilarious !!
8. '' EASTBOUND AND DOWN '' - Danny McBride RULES !!
9. '' NIKITA '' - I'm still not sure which ' series ' I prefer , BUT THERE'S NO HESITATION WHATSOEVER WHEN IT COMES TO NIKITA HERSELF . MAGGIE Q !!
10. '' UNITED STATES OF TARA '' - Toni Collette is brilliant here . Outstanding writers , and a truly inspired cast , make this must see T . V . !!
11. '' SONS OF ANARCHY '' - Watching Season 1 , I came in on Two .
12. '' WEEDS '' - Mary Louise Parker keeps gettin' better !!
OHh that's mighty awesome! Have fun man!