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|Directed by:||Joe Berlinger|
|Written by:||Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sanchez|
|Cast:||Kim Director, Jeffery Donovan, Erica Leerhsen|
Bless your heart , Joe Berlinger .So upset over the ' shaky cam ' style of the Original, Classic , BLAIR WITCH PROJECT , he agreed , foolishly he also admits , to helm the second , and when the studio rejected his condemning of the first film and it's fans , in his script for the second , he helmed a butchered version of his script , that bears little resemblance to his initial idea . A noted documentary film maker , Berlinger took the project as a chance to convey how truly effective documentaries are , not the shaky, visually and auditory lacking film of the first...[more]...
|Directed by:||Frank Coraci|
|Written by:||Scot Armstrong, Nick Bakay, Kevin James, Rock Reuben|
|Cast:||Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone, Cher, Jon Favreau, Judd Apatow|
While trying to be as polite as possible , someone please give Leslie Bibb more modelling work . For the umpteenth time , in umpteen Movies , Bibb is someone with about as much appeal as Silly Putty . It's cool for 15 minutes and then you feed it to the dog . One of the many , many , problems with ZOOKEEPER , is the fact that James spends so much time and effort chasing Bibb that it becomes ridiculous . There's not even a glimmer of chemistry between the two , and after about the first half hour , you begin to wish bodily harm upon James , for being so goddamn dumb he can't see ROSARIO DAWSON in front of him . Therein , lies another troubling piece of the puzzle , why in God's name would Dawson even associate with someone so damn dumb . Because she works with him ?? We've all worked with people we've avoided like the plague . It just doesn't wash...[more]...
TEN REALITY SHOWS THAT I WOULD GLADLY STICK FLAMING BAMBOO SHOOTS INTO MY EYES , IF IT MEANT I WOULD NEVER HAVE TO SEE THEM !!!
So , the U . S . Justice System has shown it's mighty ' Hammer of God ' like power , once more . Country Music Legend / Activist Willie Nelson was in court once again , on his latest runaround with the powers that be , over Pot . I'm sure we can all breathe a little easier , now that Willie has been dragged through this redundant , retarded process once more .
Once again , the streets won't have Ole Willie raping and pillaging all the Cities and towns he's crossing on his latest Tour . Now we can concentrate once more , on bringing US troops back home from a war they can't , and nobody wants them to , win .
But wait , it seems that the District Attorney's Office , according to the presiding Judge in this matter , was remiss in offering Mr . Nelson a plea deal . The Judge has decided to not allow this deal to happen , citing the DA's office's fondness for Willie as a problem , and feels they have not taken measures properly administered in situations like this to fruition . '' What the Hell does this mean , timmy d. '' you're asking yourself right now . Beats the Hell out of me , Willie , and the District Attorney's office , who have no idea how to proceed with this matter any further . GAS HIM , I SAY !! TAKE THAT LOUSY FARM-AID AND CHILDREN'S WELFARE ACTIVIST BASTARD INTO THE CHAMBER , AND PUT HIM TO DEATH !!
I guess this is what they mean , when they shout from the rooftops , '' WE'RE WINNING THE WAR ON DRUGS '' . yay .