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WOLVES AT THE DOOR was a rather dull watch . Filled with ideas we've seen countless times before in better films , and tacking on a reference to the Manson family crimes at the end really felt cheap . 3/10 Thank Christ it only runs a few minutes over an hour .
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20 of the worst horror films I've ever seen . ( or , sequels and remakes and Boll ...oh my !

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1. HOUSE OF THE DEAD - Everyone's favorite hack , Uwe Boll , outdoes himself with what is truly the worst horror film I've seen . This is 'has to be seen to be believed ' level of awful . Currently at a 2.0 on imdb which I feel is a tad generous .
2. HALLOWEEN : RESURRECTION - It pains me to put up a flick from my beloved franchise , but this is truly something awful . A bunch of dipshits we care not a fuck for set up shop in the Myers house for a reality show and Busta Rhymes kicks Michael's ass using kung-fu . Sound ridiculous ? You have no fucking idea .
3. CHILDREN OF THE CORN (2009) - While the original wasn't exactly a masterpiece , this is just plain terrible . Our husband and wife duo are so unlikable we're aching for the kids to kill them , there's a slew of Vietnam flashbacks , and the performances set a new standard for incompetence.
4. DRACULA 2000 - I don't know how Gerard Butler still has a career after this one . Adds a whole new religious angle to Dracula's origin , and a whole new standard in stupidity .
5. I KNOW WHO KILLED ME - Lindsay Lohan is Aubrey ...no , Dakota . Wait , she's Aubrey , but has another personality named Dakota who's trying to figure out who kidnapped and tortured Aubrey . As ludicrous as that sounds , the actual execution of said plotline is even worse . Poor Lindsay .
6. EXORCIST II : THE HERETIC - John Boorman's snoozer is the worst sequel ever . The only reason it's not # 1 on this list is because it does provide some great laughs . They're all unintentional , but still .
7. THINGS - This one is hard to find . God help you if you do . Not even porn star Amber Lynn's involvement can help this .
8. BIRDEMIC : SHOCK AND TERROR - I can appreciate micro-budgeted genre flicks with their hearts in the right place , or cheesy , so bad they're good flicks . This is neither of those .
9. ALONE IN THE DARK - Hey kids , it's Uwe Boll again , with the worst edited film ever .
10. MARTYRS (2015)- A fool's undertaking trying to remake the French classic . A fool's undertaking trying to sit through this pointless , lifeless redo.
11. THE FOG (2005) - Remaking Carpenter's classic and focusing on a romance instead of a revenge tale seemed like a good idea to someone . To fans of the first , it seemed like a kick in the balls.
12. APOLLO 18 - For fucks sake , please let something interesting happen !
13. THE GALLOWS - A collection of some of the worst characters ever , and an ending that goes on for half an hour because apparently we're too fucking dumb to understand it .
14. THE DESCENT 2 - Pointless , idiotic redo with characters too dumb to garner any sympathy and one of the worst endings ever .
15. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY : THE GHOST DIMENSION - The one to answer it all , answers very fucking little actually .
16. PROM NIGHT (2008) - Again , let's take out all the cool elements of the original and change the plot completely . The kids will love it !!
17. THE HAUNTING (1999) - A CGI crapfest that's a slap in the face of the creepy original haunted house classic.
18. PSYCHO (1998) - A shot-for-shot remake of Hitchcock's classic that fails on every level.
19. CABIN FEVER (2016) - Talk about pointless , unnecessary remakes . This may be the very definition . Lacking anything that made Eli Roth's original the surprise hit it was .
20. POLTERGEIST (2015) - A blueprint for stripping away everything great about the original . What was the fucking point here ?
Cochise
Cochise at 03:19 AM Nov 07

nice list! Seen most and would have to agree... though I remember thinking Prom Night was ok I think...

Cochise
Cochise at 03:19 AM Nov 07

nice list! Seen most and would have to agree... though I remember thinking Prom Night was ok I think...

Cochise
Cochise at 03:21 AM Nov 07

actually nevermind, I must've been thinking of something else. PN was a 1/10 in my books lol

grelber37
grelber37 at 05:54 AM Nov 07

'Tis true. Not horror flicks are winners, and people must be warned away from such dreadful dreck.

TreyTheMovieMan
TreyTheMovieMan at 11:57 AM Nov 07

Very good list, of shitty horror flicks.

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 01:37 PM Nov 07

The Descent doesn't have a sequel, what are you on about timmy?

Totally agree on Martyrs, one of the most castrated excuses for a horror movie ever. And don't get me fucking started on Busta Rhymes kicking Michael Myers ass, no fucking way.

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 03:18 PM Nov 07

Good picks.

BATeMAN
BATeMAN at 03:51 PM Nov 07

A lot of these i haven't seen. But thanks for the warnings.

I am curious about the PSYCHO remake.

goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 08:29 PM Nov 07

The thing about I KNOW WHO KILLED ME is that I actually liked some of the ideas...but I guess the ideas couldn't be executed well and we got a shitshow of a movie.



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