' Tweaking ' Nursery Rhymes For The Big Screen
1. '' JACK AND JILL '' - Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water , and to investigate the illegal dumping of contaminated waste . But when the undercover EPA operatives have their covers blown , and get seperated , they're in a race to get out of town before Jack goes down and Jill comes tumbling after .
2. '' HUMPTY DUMPTY '' - Oliver ' Humpty ' Dumpty ia a former Knight in his Majesty's honor guard , disgraced by scandal , who wanders aimlessly amid the countryside , finding ways to at least keep himself entertained . But when the score of a lifetime shows up , a priceless Ruby sits inside a walled city , ' Humpty 's ' about to take wall climbing to another level . Can he get out after he hits it big , or is ' Humpty ' Dumpty about to fall to the King's mounted Guard ??
3. '' HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE '' - This Docu-Drama examines the relationship betwwen LSD Gurus and advocates Dr. Timothy Leery and Hunter S. Thompson during the Drug's heydays . Learn the truth about ' fiddle playing cats ' , ' escaping dinnerware ' , ' laughing dogs ' and ' livestock jumping over the moon ' . The times , they are a changin' !!
4. '' RUB A DUB DUB '' - This Erotic Thriller sets the screen on fire with a tale of three men thrown together by tragedy , and the illicit bond that develops between them . Three men in a tub has never been hotter . ( WARNING This Film Has Been Rated NC-17 for Explicit Male Nudity and sexuality )
5. '' OLD MOTHER HUBBARD '' - Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone , when she went there , the cupboard was bare , and now she finds herself locked in a battle with the family's hunger crazed Rottweiller , trying to survive until she's joined by family at their summer home . From the team that brought you '' CUJO '' and '' BURNING BRIGHT '' , A New tale of Animal Terror !!
6. '' THE OLD WOMAN AND THE SHOE '' - This Foreign Drama follows the harrowing plight of an old woman and her countless children who've been evicted from their countryside shoe , and forced across barren , untamed wilderness , struggling to get to a 12 bedroom slipper they've had their eye on .
7. '' JACK BE NIMBLE '' - Jack be Nimble , Jack be quick , but when a Knee injury threatens to end the center-fielder's carrer , Jack had better be hitting home runs if he wants to stay in the game he loves .
8. '' THREE BLIND MICE '' - A TRIO of vision impaired rodents become air traffic controllers in the latest Animated romp from Dreamworks .
9. '' TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR '' - Director Michael Bay's latest opus finds a team of Oil Rig workers training three new teams to help them save the World , a trio of shoe salesmen , 5 retired crossing guards , and a hotshot group of ticket-takers from the local Cineplex , when a solar flare sends the Universe into chaos , and a meteor shower hurtling towards Earth .
10. '' LITTLE MISS MUFFET '' - Monica Muffet , acclaimed Adventurer and Children's Author , barely survives a horrifying Amazon expedition when her group is attacked by a breed of Prehistoric Spiders long thought extinct . After abandoning her Posh New York Brownstone and returning to her small Connecticut Countryside home town , she opens ' MISS MUFFET'S TUFFET'S ' and eventually begins writing again . But what Miss Muffet , and her unfortunate townsfolk neighbors , doesn't realize is that she's brought something back from the Amazon with her .... something Primeval ... something hungry ... and if they're lucky , they'll only be FRIGHTENED away .
I wonder what happened to that Humpty Dumpty horror movie that David Ellis was doing?
WoW! This was so entertaining! Love every one! Of course having kids does make these that much more special! Oh, do one for "Jack Sprat" Please!?!
Rub A Dub actually sounds pretty interesting. Quite an original list, I like it.