1. '' JACK AND JILL '' - Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water , and to investigate the illegal dumping of contaminated waste . But when the undercover EPA operatives have their covers blown , and get seperated , they're in a race to get out of town before Jack goes down and Jill comes tumbling after .
2. '' HUMPTY DUMPTY '' - Oliver ' Humpty ' Dumpty ia a former Knight in his Majesty's honor guard , disgraced by scandal , who wanders aimlessly amid the countryside , finding ways to at least keep himself entertained . But when the score of a lifetime shows up , a priceless Ruby sits inside a walled city , ' Humpty 's ' about to take wall climbing to another level . Can he get out after he hits it big , or is ' Humpty ' Dumpty about to fall to the King's mounted Guard ??
3. '' HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE '' - This Docu-Drama examines the relationship betwwen LSD Gurus and advocates Dr. Timothy Leery and Hunter S. Thompson during the Drug's heydays . Learn the truth about ' fiddle playing cats ' , ' escaping dinnerware ' , ' laughing dogs ' and ' livestock jumping over the moon ' . The times , they are a changin' !!
4. '' RUB A DUB DUB '' - This Erotic Thriller sets the screen on fire with a tale of three men thrown together by tragedy , and the illicit bond that develops between them . Three men in a tub has never been hotter . ( WARNING This Film Has Been Rated NC-17 for Explicit Male Nudity and sexuality )
5. '' OLD MOTHER HUBBARD '' - Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone , when she went there , the cupboard was bare , and now she finds herself locked in a battle with the family's hunger crazed Rottweiller , trying to survive until she's joined by family at their summer home . From the team that brought you '' CUJO '' and '' BURNING BRIGHT '' , A New tale of Animal Terror !!
6. '' THE OLD WOMAN AND THE SHOE '' - This Foreign Drama follows the harrowing plight of an old woman and her countless children who've been evicted from their countryside shoe , and forced across barren , untamed wilderness , struggling to get to a 12 bedroom slipper they've had their eye on .
7. '' JACK BE NIMBLE '' - Jack be Nimble , Jack be quick , but when a Knee injury threatens to end the center-fielder's carrer , Jack had better be hitting home runs if he wants to stay in the game he loves .
8. '' THREE BLIND MICE '' - A TRIO of vision impaired rodents become air traffic controllers in the latest Animated romp from Dreamworks .
9. '' TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR '' - Director Michael Bay's latest opus finds a team of Oil Rig workers training three new teams to help them save the World , a trio of shoe salesmen , 5 retired crossing guards , and a hotshot group of ticket-takers from the local Cineplex , when a solar flare sends the Universe into chaos , and a meteor shower hurtling towards Earth .
10. '' LITTLE MISS MUFFET '' - Monica Muffet , acclaimed Adventurer and Children's Author , barely survives a horrifying Amazon expedition when her group is attacked by a breed of Prehistoric Spiders long thought extinct . After abandoning her Posh New York Brownstone and returning to her small Connecticut Countryside home town , she opens ' MISS MUFFET'S TUFFET'S ' and eventually begins writing again . But what Miss Muffet , and her unfortunate townsfolk neighbors , doesn't realize is that she's brought something back from the Amazon with her .... something Primeval ... something hungry ... and if they're lucky , they'll only be FRIGHTENED away .