Revealing Horror Moments They Should Have Left In The Dark ( no particular order , they're ALL DUMB ) SPOILERS ABOUND !! SPOILERS ABOUND !!
1. MICHAEL MEYERS' MOTIVATION - Rob Zombie , a Dude I really dig , gives us some crap about a dysfunctional Family( everybody's got one , no ? ) and bullying at School ( who hasn't been) being responsible for his murderous impulses , and essentially removed all the Menace from The Shape .
2. FREDDY'S FAMILY MATTERS - It seems that Mr. Kreuger is ' The Bastard Son of 1000 Maniacs ' . Boo Hoo , who ISN'T the bastard son of 1000 maniacs ?? Seriously , it added nothing to the character , and was a wee bit silly .
3. JASON VOORHEES' TRIP TO HELL - Turns out that Jay's a cross between an Inch Worm and a Bulldog . Was Pamela Voorhees aware of this ?? was he conceived during a hallucinogenic LSD Trip at Woodstock ?? Did Mom work on Three Mile Island ?? WOW .
4. THE CONFUSING ENDINGS OF ' THE DESCENT ' FLICK'S - Sarah crawls out , then realizes she's dreamt the escape , and a billion Crawlers are looking mighty hungry . Wait , yes , she Did get out . HUNH ?? To celebrate her survival , morons drag her back down where shit hits the fan again , and then we have The Friendly Cop getting out , and being rudely pounded with a shovel . or is she ? Another Sequel ?? WTF !!
5. JAWS THE REVENGE , AND THE PRIVATE INVESTIGATING GREAT WHITE - Firstly , the entire Movie blew , really , and then we're asked to buy into a tale where a Great White Shark tracks The Brody woman to the Bahamas . MY GOD.
6. BILLY'S BACKSTORY IN THE BLACK CHRISTMAS RE-DO . - Like Mr. Meyers , the terror generated by the unknown stalker goes out the window , with a moronic , unnecessary flashback .
7. MICHAEL'S TRUE MOTIVES - The mysterious Thorn people , have apparently been controlling Michael his entire life . REALLY ? That's the best you can come up with ? REALLY ???
8. THE REVEAL IN ' THE VILLAGE ' - An ending so incredibly stupid , everything preceding it crashed and burned with it .
9. THE SUPERNATURAL ELEMENT IN REC 2 - I really dug the sequel , but this Supernatural element muddies the waters , and it's hard to figure where they'll go now . I got a bad feelin' Folks .
10. THE FISHERMAN IN ' I'LL ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER - It's curious that a slicker wearing individual , in an area without large bodies of water within 50 miles , doesn't raise eyebrows . Then they tell us , he's a demon , or some equally stupid shit like that . CHRIST ON A CRUTCH !! Who thought this would fly ?
11. PICTURED - SCOUT TAYLOR COMPTON , Regretting those dinner invites her brother was hinting at .