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Revealing Horror Moments They Should Have Left In The Dark ( no particular order , they're ALL DUMB ) SPOILERS ABOUND !! SPOILERS ABOUND !!

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1. MICHAEL MEYERS' MOTIVATION - Rob Zombie , a Dude I really dig , gives us some crap about a dysfunctional Family( everybody's got one , no ? ) and bullying at School ( who hasn't been) being responsible for his murderous impulses , and essentially removed all the Menace from The Shape .
2. FREDDY'S FAMILY MATTERS - It seems that Mr. Kreuger is ' The Bastard Son of 1000 Maniacs ' . Boo Hoo , who ISN'T the bastard son of 1000 maniacs ?? Seriously , it added nothing to the character , and was a wee bit silly .
3. JASON VOORHEES' TRIP TO HELL - Turns out that Jay's a cross between an Inch Worm and a Bulldog . Was Pamela Voorhees aware of this ?? was he conceived during a hallucinogenic LSD Trip at Woodstock ?? Did Mom work on Three Mile Island ?? WOW .
4. THE CONFUSING ENDINGS OF ' THE DESCENT ' FLICK'S - Sarah crawls out , then realizes she's dreamt the escape , and a billion Crawlers are looking mighty hungry . Wait , yes , she Did get out . HUNH ?? To celebrate her survival , morons drag her back down where shit hits the fan again , and then we have The Friendly Cop getting out , and being rudely pounded with a shovel . or is she ? Another Sequel ?? WTF !!
5. JAWS THE REVENGE , AND THE PRIVATE INVESTIGATING GREAT WHITE - Firstly , the entire Movie blew , really , and then we're asked to buy into a tale where a Great White Shark tracks The Brody woman to the Bahamas . MY GOD.
6. BILLY'S BACKSTORY IN THE BLACK CHRISTMAS RE-DO . - Like Mr. Meyers , the terror generated by the unknown stalker goes out the window , with a moronic , unnecessary flashback .
7. MICHAEL'S TRUE MOTIVES - The mysterious Thorn people , have apparently been controlling Michael his entire life . REALLY ? That's the best you can come up with ? REALLY ???
8. THE REVEAL IN ' THE VILLAGE ' - An ending so incredibly stupid , everything preceding it crashed and burned with it .
9. THE SUPERNATURAL ELEMENT IN REC 2 - I really dug the sequel , but this Supernatural element muddies the waters , and it's hard to figure where they'll go now . I got a bad feelin' Folks .
10. THE FISHERMAN IN ' I'LL ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER - It's curious that a slicker wearing individual , in an area without large bodies of water within 50 miles , doesn't raise eyebrows . Then they tell us , he's a demon , or some equally stupid shit like that . CHRIST ON A CRUTCH !! Who thought this would fly ?
11. PICTURED - SCOUT TAYLOR COMPTON , Regretting those dinner invites her brother was hinting at .
WalkAway
WalkAway at 07:56 PM Mar 19

I agree with this list

Scotch
Scotch at 07:59 PM Mar 19

100% agree with the issues with the Halloween films

Anakin
Anakin at 03:09 AM Mar 20

I was talking to Gonadsgo about the supernatural vibe of Rec 2. It jumped the shark for me when it started with the whole different planes of reality revealed only through looking through the night vision on the camera!

grelber37
grelber37 at 05:16 AM Mar 20

#2, 6, 7 I strongly agree with you. These creative moves royally undercut their franchises. You post the truth! Black Christmas is the worst example. Billy has his power over the sisters and the audience because he is the unknown.

#1, 4, 8 I have to disagree a bit. These moves worked for me. For example, The Village was just very Twilight Zone. It had a big surprise, and that suprise commented upon our current culture. As for Zombie's Halloween, Michael is a sociopath even in Carpenter's films. Zombie examined this mindset further. Furthermore, many real-life serial killers come from abusive backgrounds. The documentary TV show Most Evil discusses the three factors that most serial killers have: childhood mental illness, childhood abuse, and brain injury. Most likely, Rob Zombie knows his serial killer pathology pretty well. Perhaps, he included it in his films.

With #3, 5, 9, 10, I agree. Granted, Friday the 13th had to keep experimenting to keep the franchise alive. However, not every new approach is a winner, and Part 9 does not have a winning concept. Similarly, Jaws does not have a winning premise. Spielberg's original is scary because Jaws is really out there in the waters around us. Jaws might not be a great white shark, but we humans are not too well-adapted to water. And, the water could contain anything from a giant catfish to a startled muskrat to a water mocassin to a jellyfish. Just watch River Monsters. Jaws: The Revenge might commit technically the pathetic fallacy. But, it takes the realistic movie monster and makes it into something unrealistically human.

Thanks for the list. Obviously, the list is rich for discussion.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 at 05:50 AM Mar 20

Great list buddy!

randychico
randychico at 08:54 AM Mar 20

"who ISN'T the bastard son of 1000 maniacs ??" haha. Great stuff Timmy... I actually liked the reveal in The Village, everything else I agree with, especially Rec 2 as you've might of heard :p that's primarily the reason why I didn't like it

timmyd
timmyd at 04:45 PM Mar 20

@grelber37 , My Man !! I love '' RIVER MONSTERS '' !! I can understand your point (and the Great MR. ZOMBIE ) about Meyers background , but I felt THE SHAPE was far more frightening when he was virtually an unknown entity . Even after '81's '' HALLOWEEN II '' , when Michael's beef with Ms. Strode was revealed , we were still unsure of his motivation . He was simply a relentless , terrifying , killing machine , that no one could nail down . JUST SAYIN' !!

timmyd
timmyd at 04:53 PM Mar 20

@Anakin , I did dig the flick , and I agree with the ' NIGHT VISION ' angle , I'm just not sure where they're going to go next . I sincerely hope the series , which has impressed me so far , keeps crankin' out the chills , and doesn't get bogged down by too many ideas .



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