Here's a flick that I went into with very low expectations and was caught completely caught off guard by how much I ended up digging it . Patrick Fabian gives a stellar turn as the Reverend Cotton Marcus in Tonight's viewing selection Daniel Stamm's THE LAST EXORCISM . '' I'm not comfortable that we're in a house with someone who's doing pictures of my head being chopped off ''
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Man , the last time I saw this was like 15 years ago at a Halloween bash , and I'll be honest , I don't really remember a damn thing . When I told a friend about Witch Week , she insisted I include this in my viewing schedule . 3 witches are resurrected accidentally by a young teen in Salem , Massachusetts and it's up to the teen , his secret crush and his little sister to stop them . Tonight's viewing selection is HOCUS POCUS . '' Therefore , it stands to reason , does it not, sisters dear ? That we must find the book , brew the potion and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise . Otherwise it's curtains . We evaporate ! We cease to exist ! Dost thou comprehend ?
Is this the greatest Witch film ever ? I think it just might be . From the film's creepy score , to the notorious gore , to Argento's stunning use of color , everything about this flick is wonderfully executed . Tonight's viewing selection is Dario Argento's SUSPIRIA . '' Suzy , do you know anything about .... witches ? ''
Right up there with Green Room as my favorite flicks so far this year , I've been dying for a chance to give this a second look . A moody , creepy drama with outstanding cinematography , Tonight's viewing selection is Robert Eggers' THE WITCH . '' Did ye make some unholy bond with that goat ? ''
To celebrate the arrival of THE WITCH on Blu-Ray tomorrow , I've decided to devote the week to the dark art of witchcraft . Kicking things off with one of the absolute greatest Witch flicks in cinematic history , one in which we never even glimpse said spellcaster . Tonight's viewing selection is Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sanchez's THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT . '' I'm afraid to close my eyes , I'm afraid to open them. ''
I've got some friends coming over and one asked if I've got that film ''where that little kid stands in the hall with a bag on his head , kinda looks like early Jason Voorhees . you got that one ? '' I really need a better class of friends . Anyhow , I'm throwing on J.A. Bayona's outstanding 2007 spook story . Tonight's viewing selection is THE ORPHANAGE .
The first 'real' Friday The 13th flick for me , the first was an average slasher film at best , it's my second favorite entry in the franchise right behind The Final Chapter . It also features one of the greatest 'final girls' in genre history . Tonight's viewing selection is Steve Miner's FRIDAY THE 13th PART 2 . '' I told the others ,they didn't believe me . You're all doomed . You're all doomed . ''
Man , it's been for- freakin'-ever since I've seen the original , being such a big fan of Marcus Nispel's re-do and all , and finding Franklin to be one of the most annoying characters in genre history. This evening I will revisit one of the most iconic films in horror . Tonight's viewing selection is Tobe Hooper's THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. '' Well now look , you boys don't wanna go messin' around some old house . Those things is dangerous. You're liable to get hurt. You don't wanna go fooling around other folks' property . If some folks don't like it ....they don't mind showing you . ''