Color me freakin' giddy ! Off to the Cineplex to catch a flick I'm super stoked for , with the awesome Patrick Stewart leading a bunch of murderous skinheads ! Time to smoke a fatty and head out to catch Tonight's viewing selection Jeremy Saulnier's GREEN ROOM . '' Now , whatever you saw or did , is no longer my concern . But let's be clear . It won't end well ''
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I'm checking out one of my most anticipated films of the year tomorrow night , GREEN ROOM , featuring one of my favorite ladies in the biz , the lovely Imogen Poots . In a sort of warm up for her new feature , I'm checking out a couple of her previous efforts . One of my fave films of hers in FILTH , and one I've not seen since it's release in FRIGHT NIGHT . Tonight's viewing selection is a double dip of Poots. '' Scotland . This nation brought the world television , the steam engine , golf , whisky , penicillin , and of course , the deep-fried Mars bar . It is great being Scottish . We're such a uniquely successful race . ''
I was discussing this flick today with a dude at the vineyard , and he asked me when the last time I saw this was exactly . I had to admit that I hadn't the foggiest friggin' idea , but I did remember liking it a great deal. I promised I would rectify that situation this evening. Tonight's viewing selection is Stephen Norrington's BLADE. '' Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill. ''
Man , you don't even need a reason to watch this . But I will sheepishly admit that last year's theatrical viewing was the first time I'd caught it in forever . In the mood for some killer Man vs. Nature action , so naturally this is the first thing that comes to mind . Tonight's viewing selection is Steven Spielberg's JAWS . '' Mr. Vaughn , what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine , an eating machine . It's really a miracle of evolution . All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks , and that's all. Now , why don't you take a long , close look at this sign. ''
Heck , it's gotta be at least halfway to Halloween soon right ? Screw it , I'm watching my favorite Anthology flick ever regardless .Plus , I'm picking up this director's newest holiday classic sometime this week on Blu . Tonight's viewing selection is Michael Dougherty's brilliant TRICK R' TREAT . '' What the kids didn't know is that , over the years , their parents had become exhausted , and embarrassed . And they were willing to do anything to ease their burden . So one day , the parents approached the bus driver and made him an offer . With the money collected together , they asked him to do the unthinkable . It almost worked perfectly . ''
One of the most intriguing and exceptional viewing experiences I've ever had , this is a flick I try to revisit on a regular basis and that seems like a great idea right now .For this Schmoe , this is , along with I SAW THE DEVIL , the benchmark for Asian Crime Cinema . Tonight's viewing selection is Chan-wook Park's OLDBOY. '' If by any chance Mido should find out the truth , you son of a bitch , I'm going to rip you limb from limb . And your remains will never be found . Why ? Because I'm going to swallow every last bit. ''
Vincent D'Onofrio gives a brilliant performance in what , to me , is one of the greatest Vietnam flicks ever , hell , one of the greatest war flicks ever . From the ordeal of boot camp to the nightmare that was the Vietnam War , this is a marvel of film making . Tonight's viewing selection is Stanley Kubrick's FULL METAL JACKET . '' The dead know only one thing : it is better to be alive . ''