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To the list of Films that make me want to gouge my eyes out , add Patricio Valladares' HIDDEN IN THE WOODS .
A buddy (and I now use that term loosely) brought this dreadful little tale of incest , rape , murder , cannibalism and other niceties over the other night , and I'm still at a loss for the need for a flick like this.
The tale revolves around two sisters who witness the horrific murder of their mom by their pop as young children , then become victims of sexual assaults by said guardian , which leads to the birth of their deformed brother . Enough sunshine for ya yet ? This insanity is just getting started .
After Dad dispatches of some local law enforcers with a chainsaw , he's eventually corralled and shipped off to the hoosegow , leaving the door open for the girl's evil Uncle to step in and amp the misery up a dozen or so notches . There's so much vile abuse going on here , by cutout characters whom we know nothing about , that it soon becomes numbing , and it was honestly a miracle I got through this dreck .
Interesting tidbit ... the Director has apparently referred to this flick as somewhat comedic . Believe me , there's nothing funny in this filth .
Rating : 1 out of 10