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Threat Poet created a LIST: 7 months ago

Current Movies I Want To See But Can't Because I'm Broke For Now

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1. The Man With The Iron Fists

2. Flight

3. Cloud Atlas

4. Argo

5. Looper

6. Taken 2

7. Seven Psychopaths

8. The Master

9. Wreck-It Ralph

MrsData at 02:49 PM Nov 02

I love Liam Neeson but Taken 2 is definitely a rental, at least that's what I think.

Threat Poet at 06:51 PM Nov 02

@ MrsData - Thanks for the heads up. I was wondering how it was.

Threat Poet created a LIST: 8 months ago

My Blu-ray Collection

1. Fast Five

2. Hustle & Flow

3. The Fighter

4. No Country For Old Men

5. Grindhouse (Collector's Edition)

6. X-Men: First Class

7. The Social Network

8. Fight Club

9. Superbad

10. Back To The Future

11. Back To The Future Part II

12. Back To The Future Part III

Based on a list by Beauski

Righteous_faustus at 07:33 PM Sep 08

You had me at back to the future!

Beauski at 07:38 PM Sep 08

Love them all man!

Threat Poet at 10:20 PM Sep 08

@ Righteous_faustus - Of course! It's an American classic straight from the creative mind one Robert motherfuckin' Zemeckis.

@ Beauski - I love 'em all too. They're great!

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Threat Poet created a LIST: 8 months ago

MY-

1. Drink : Dos Equis Amber

2. Car : 1964 Chevy Impala Convertible

3. Damsel : Aubrey Plaza

4. Smoke : Sour Chem

5. Villain : Chiwetel Ejiafor

6. Song : "5 to 1" by The Doors

7. Partner : Adam Beach

8. City : Albuquerque, New Mexico

9. Weapon: .357 Magnum Snub-nose

10. Director : David Ayer

Based on a list by Invidtus

Threat Poet at 10:24 PM Sep 08

@ razgriz21 - She's a such a hottie.

@ MJZ - Hey thanks, bro!

timmyd at 09:12 AM Sep 09

Nicely done !!

Threat Poet at 02:28 PM Sep 09

@ timmyd - Yeah, it was pretty cool wasn't it? Thanks pal.

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Threat Poet created a LIST: 9 months ago

I'm a square because...

1. I stay at home a lot.

2. I play a ton of video games.

3. I watch a fuck-load of movies.

4. I don't have any piercings.

5. I don't own any tattoos.

6. I always strike out when it comes to flirting with women.

7. I like a good pair of slacks.

8. I smoke reefer if only it is in a perfectly rolled doobie.

9. I always sanitize before eating theater popcorn.

10. I like my dinner nice and presentable.

11. Honorable Mention: I love soy sauce with my noodles and rice.

Based on a list by MrsData

MrsData at 04:27 PM Sep 01

I love 11! Then again I'm Asian. lol

Threat Poet at 04:58 PM Sep 01

@ jimmydevito - Sweeter than Yoo-hoo.

@ MrsData - Nothing wrong with that. KikkoMan for me.

Laksmikanti at 04:34 AM Sep 02

09. Very nice!
10. Such a classic guy! that really speaks well about a man you know?
11. Awesome!

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Threat Poet created a LIST: 9 months ago

My Favorite Hotties A to Z

1. A: Malin Akerman

2. B: Rose Byrne

3. C: Tia Carrere

4. D: Rosario Dawson

5. E: Elizabeth Berkley

6. F: Isla Fisher

7. G: Gianna Michaels

8. H: Amber Heard

9. I: Inari Vachs

10. J: Milla Jovavich

11. K: Mila Kunis

12. L: Alison Lohman

13. M: Michelle Monaghan

14. N: Noomi Rapace

15. O: Olivia O'Lovely

16. P: Aubrey Plaza

17. Q: Q'orianka Kilcher

18. R: Michelle Rodriguez

19. S: Mira Sorvino

20. T: Callie Thorne

21. U: Ursula Andress

22. V: Sofia Vergara

23. W: Olivia Wilde

24. X: Xena: Warrior Princess

25. Y: -Nobody Exists-

26. Z: Zooey Deschanel

Based on a list by timmyd

horrorfan23 at 06:18 PM Sep 01

Threat Poet at 10:55 PM Sep 01

@ WalkAway - Thank you, Miss!

@ horrorfan23 - Thanks buddy!

timmyd at 09:50 AM Sep 02

great stuff , My Man !!

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Threat Poet created a LIST: 10 months ago

I have no shame in my love for

1. The films of Christopher Nolan.

2. Sofia Vergara

3. Amber Heard

4. Dos Equis Amber

5. Sylvester Stallone's Director's series.

6. Bruce Willis as a singing blow-hard.

7. Christina Hendricks in an all black tight Catsuit.

8. Sour Chem served in an organic set of papers.

9. That new set of free posters with the "They Live" poster stamp. Fuck Texas!!

10. My Kindle Fire weighs a ton!

Based on a list by Psycho-Pirate-99

WalkAway at 02:40 PM Aug 01

10. What?

horrorfan23 at 05:43 PM Aug 01

Sour Chem? Sounds....well sour.

Threat Poet at 11:31 PM Aug 01

@ WalkAway - Sorry, I was drunk when I typed this list up.

@ horrorfan23 - It's high grade reefer, bro.

Threat Poet created a LIST: 10 months ago

Threat Poet Film Title Association

1. Sixteen Candles - They forgot that poor girl's birthday.

2. Man On Fire - A few bad days in the country of Mexico.

3. Warrior - Life is war when you have to go against your brother.

4. In Bruges - The phrases "inanimate object" and "short arse" take on whole new meanings.

5. Citizen Kane - Guy must've really missed his childhood.

6. The Hangover - We've all fucked up at one time or another, haven't we?

7. Superbad - High school, like it or not was fun for some of us.

8. Harsh Times - The pains and joys of trying to score a job.

9. Pulp Fiction - Those uncomfortable silences.

10. Layer Cake - Damn, she looks good out on the dance floor like that.

dstoudt80 at 01:43 PM Jul 17

Good list bro!!

Threat Poet at 08:55 PM Jul 17

@ dstoud80 - Thank you for reading, pal.

Threat Poet created a LIST: 11 months ago

Threat Poet's Proposed Female Stripper Movie Cast.

1. Monica Bellucci

2. Charlize Theron

3. Kate Upton

4. Emilia Clarke

5. Christina Hendricks

6. Michelle Monaghan

7. Amber Heard

8. Mila Kunis

9. Michelle Rodriguez

10. Zoe Saldana

OldKingClancy at 03:01 PM Jun 30

I agree with everything about this list ever.

Threat Poet at 11:57 PM Jun 30

@ OldKingClancy - Yes indeed. I'd go see it on opening day.

Threat Poet created a LIST: 11 months ago

If I Had the Money I Would Fund the Production These Films (Revised)

1. "Preacher" - A movie based off of the famed comic book from the 90's. Establish Johnny Depp as the lead.

2. "Fletch Won" - Brand new "Fletch" movie with either Jason Lee or Ryan Reynolds as the lead.

3. "Tapia" - A biopic on the late boxer Johnny Tapia with David Ayer directing.

4. "Untitled Gangster Mob Flick" - One more balls-out gangster film from Martin Scorcese. Brings back all the actors he's used in past films including someone he's never worked with before...Al Pacino.

5. "Alphabet City" - A remake of the 1984 movie with Gaspar Noe directing. Set it in the same early 80's-era the original film was set in. That'd take balls.

6. "Out of Hand" - A biopic on the life of late country singer Gary Stewart. This guy's life story just screams to be made into a biopic drama.

7. "Blade 4" - Bring back Wesley Snipes in the spotlight and make it just dark as fuck. Vampires get slayed left and right in this one.

8. "At The Mountains of Madness" - Directed by Guerillmo Del Toro who gets complete creative control. Fuck the studios, I got the money so what I say goes.

9. "Last Friday" - The sequel that would tie up the "Friday" franchise with Chris Tucker reprising his role as Smokey. R-rating all the way with DJ Pooh as a co-writer.

10. "Depart From Me" - The biopic on rapper Cage that Shia LeBeouf wanted to direct a few years ago. For sure.

11. "Max Payne 3" - Forget that Mark Wahlberg movie ever happened and make a badass Max Payne movie that's true to the video game. Tony Scott or Michael Mann as director with Bryan Cranston in the lead.

Based on a list by Vampjezzc

Threat Poet at 12:56 PM Jun 27

@ grelber37 - Yeah, I loved those movies as well. Chevy Chase was the man back in the day. I think everyone who's been a comic book fan or even heard about "Preacher" should jump behind me on this one. Just get that fucker made RIGHT. Thanks for reading.

@ Everyone Else - Sorry I deleted your comments. But this stupid computer put this list up before it was finalized. So feel free to voice your 2 cents.

sLaShEr84 at 04:21 PM Jun 27

Yeah I would like to see Blade 4 with Wesley Snipes by himself and no one else.

Threat Poet at 10:54 AM Jun 28

@ sLaShEr84 - Another "Blade" movie is just what this world needs.

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Threat Poet created a LIST: 11 months ago

My Favorite Television Dads

1. Eddard Stark (Game of Thrones)

2. Steven Keaton (Family Ties)

3. Archie Bunker (All In The Family)

4. James Evans Sr. (Good Times)

5. Dr. Sean McNamara (Nip/Tuck)

6. Carl Winslow (Family Matters)

7. Fred G. Sanford (Sanford & Son)

8. Rick Grimes (The Walking Dead)

9. Tony Soprano (The Sopranos)

10. Walter White (Breaking Bad)

Dr.Frankenstein at 07:01 AM Jun 18

2. 7.= good ones. I'd add "Red Forman" & "Bob Pinciotti" (That 70's Show) and "Frank Costanza" (Seinfeld)

Beauski at 06:35 PM Jun 18

Had to read the list- solid choices. I especially like Rick, Tony, and Walter.

Threat Poet at 10:45 PM Jun 18

@ Beauski - Thanks for reading, pal. They were the first guys to come to mind.

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Threat Poet created a LIST: 11 months ago

Favorite Movie Fathers

1. John Quincy Archibald (John Q)

2. Roy Neary (Close Encounters of Third Kind)

3. Clifford Worley (True Romance)

4. George McFly (Back To The Future)

5. Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon)

6. Howard Stark (Captain America: The First Avenger)

7. Thornton Mellon (Back To School)

8. Freddy Gale (The Crossing Guard)

9. Kevin Flynn (Tron & Tron Legacy)

10. William Munny (Unforgiven)

Based on a list by JohnLocke2342

Cochise at 05:26 PM Jun 17

the potatoes! lol nice.

good pick on 9 too!

Threat Poet at 11:23 AM Jun 18

@ Cochise - Thanks a lot, man. Something about those damn potatoes.

Threat Poet created a LIST: 11 months ago

Movies I watched with my Dad in theaters

1. Smoke Signals

2. Star Trek (2009)

3. Pale Rider

4. 3:10 To Yuma

5. The Unforgiven

6. Mighty Aphrodite

7. Die Hard With A Vengeance

8. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

9. Born on The Fourth of July

10. The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada

11. Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Based on a list by wallcrawler383

sLaShEr84 at 06:04 PM Jun 17

Die Hard With A Vengeance & Terminator 2: Judgment Day good ones.

Threat Poet at 11:23 AM Jun 18

@ sLaShEr84 - Absolutely good ones.

Threat Poet created a LIST: 11 months ago

Words That Make Me Giggle Like A Titmouse

1. Weiner

2. Dingus

3. Cockles

4. Dingleberry

5. Faceshot

6. Peter Piper Pizza

7. Stiglitz ("She got me by the...")

8. Clockwork

9. Bush

10. Muffins

Based on a list by Nite Owl

Nite Owl at 06:03 PM Jun 14

This list warms my cockles.

horrorfan23 at 10:07 PM Jun 14

Cockles should be used more often.

Threat Poet at 11:00 PM Jun 14

@ horrorfan23 - Lol!!!

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Threat Poet created a LIST: 11 months ago

Inside the Actor's Studio: Threat Poet

1. What is your favorite word? Unity

2. What is your least favorite word? Can't

3. What turns you on? Optimistic and Clear headed Women that look like Sasha Grey

4. What turns you off? Obnoxious Rich Assholes

5. What sound or noise do you love? A Fender Strat

6. What sound or noise do you hate? Police Helicopters

7. What is your favorite curse word? A toss up between Shit and Fuck.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Legal Herbal Gardner and Winemaker

9. What profession would you not like to do? Police Officer

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Well now...look what we have here."

Based on a list by Terminal_83

Psycho-Pirate-99 at 10:52 AM Jun 11

Sasha Grey WOOOO

grelber37 at 12:30 PM Jun 11

#1 Yeah, a person wishes that there were more UNITY in the world. He wishes that there were more many places.

Threat Poet created a LIST: about 1 year ago

Favorite Movie by Subgenre: Action

1. Buddy Cop: Miami Vice (2006)

2. "Die Hard" Scenario - Die Hard

3. Western - The Outlaw Josey Wales

4. Sci-fi - Blade Runner

5. Disaster - Armageddon

6. Gangster - Harsh Times

7. Heist - Heat

8. War - Apocalypse Now

9. Comic Book - X2: X-Men United

10. Adventure - Raiders of The Lost Ark

11. Survival - Assault on Precinct 13 (1975)

12. Fantasy - Willow

13. Comedy - 48 Hours

Based on a list by horrorfan23

WalkAway at 05:55 PM Mar 24

#5 FTW

Threat Poet at 02:48 PM Mar 25

@ Walkaway - Right on!

elmariachi01 at 07:37 AM Mar 27

I should revisit Miami vice. I remember being bored but I'll give it another shot.

Threat Poet created a LIST: about 1 year ago

Famous guys and gals from my state - Arizona

1. Michael Biehn

2. Dave Mustaine

3. Chester Bennington

4. Stevie Nicks

5. Geronimo

6. Dierks Bentley

7. David Spade

8. Amber Valetta

9. Alice Cooper

10. Emma Stone (Yeah, we got that!)

Based on a list by MrsData

DropDeadFred at 11:21 AM Mar 02

Cooper, Bennington, Mustain AND Nicks?!....Some fine talent coming out of Arizona!

Highspeed at 11:29 AM Mar 02

Spade is Alumni at the school I'm currently attending.

Threat Poet at 10:00 PM Mar 02

@ DropDeadFred - Hell yeah, we got some natural born talent out here in AZ.

@ Highspeed - No kidding? I saw him make a surprise onstage appearence at Adam Sandler's "What The Hell Happened To Me" tour back in '97. Great times. Back when Sandler was KING.

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Threat Poet created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Threat Poet's Top 10 Films of 2011

1. "Attack The Block" - I absolutely fucking loved this movie. It brought back more nostalgic feelings than "Super 8" and had so many dynamite themes incorporated within in (hip-hop, inner-city, reefer, sci-fi, etc.) to make me smile at what about what I love about movies. It's a fucking crime that more fun movies like this never get a wide release which is too bad considering that Sony Classics could've made a fucking killing on this film if they showed it on at least 800 screens nationwide.

2. "Warrior" - Who would've known that the one movie to get released in theaters on my 30th birthday would be the one that would be the most kickass and heartfelt? This story about two brothers and why they fight because they have to completely obliterated me.

3. "Drive" - The one movie I witnessed this year that actually let the audience shut the hell up and take a real movie in for once. Visceral, powerful, eye-catching...they got nothing on what Nicolas Winding Refn churned out with a dynamite cast and an awesome soundtrack. I still get chills from Albert Brooks performance.

4. "I Saw The Devil" - For all the patience I executed...this one was well worth it. It was like a 2 hour cat and mouse game without knowing for sure who the mouse was. Plus, seeing Min-Sik Choi from "Oldboy" fame as a serial killer was very welcome. I love Asian cinema!

5. "X-Men: First Class" - Probably most likely the greatest comic book origin story we are ever going to see. Props to Matthew Vaughn for bringing it to life. Double props for Michael Fassbinder's performance as one Magneto. Great time at the movies.

6. "The Devil's Double" - I have a feeling that we are going to be seeing a lot more brilliant acting from Mr. Dominic Cooper. Brings director Lee Tamahori back to glory after getting caught wearing ladies' underwear that one time.

7. "The Killer Elite" - There was definitely a lot more to this movie than the trailer actually led you to believe. This was a smart...well done action movie. The idea of putting Statham, Owen, DeNiro, and one very unrecognizable Dominic Purcell all in the same film made for some badass performances this year.

8. "Thor" - Very great job by Kenneth Branagh in bringing this epic story to the big screen finally...and it finally lets people know that Thor is NOT a homo.

9. "Hall Pass" - My first Farrely Brothers movie since "Shallow Hal" showed me that the Farrely's do best with R-rated humor. Owen Wilson and Jason Sudekis were fuckin' funny as fuck in this crazy comedy about getting a week off from marriage. Alyssa Milano is very noticeable in a very tiny role.

10. "Horrible Bosses" - Damn, I have to say that it was one fuckin' hilarious movie. Jennifer Aniston lookin' all kinds of hot helped a lot. The team of Charlie Day and Jason Sudeikis is just pure comic gold. That and Kevin Spacey's reaction to his surprise birthday party were too damn funny.

WP-DFA at 11:12 AM Jan 05

nice list dude, fuckin awesome to see The Devil's Double up there, such a great surprise that one was!!

Righteous_faustus at 11:23 AM Jan 05

Sorry I missed this the first time around man, I really like quite a few of these movie and a few of these would be on my top 10 as well but sadly I havent seen a couple like the devil's double and killer elite.

Threat Poet at 03:50 PM Jan 05

@ WP-DFA - Hey thanks a lot for reading man. I'm glad to see that there were some titles that caught your eye.

@ Righteous_faustus - Don't worry about missing out on it the first time. Do yourself a favor, Righteous: catch the ones on this list when they get a dvd/blu-ray release and then look at this list again. Thanks for reading pal.

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Threat Poet created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Favorite Bands with Female Singers

1. Blondie

2. The Pretenders

3. Rilo Kiley

4. Diplomats of Solid Sound

5. Joan Jett and The Blackhearts

6. Portishead

7. L7

8. Garbage

9. Hole

10. The Fugees

Based on a list by LegendarySuit

randychico at 12:21 PM Nov 25

L7 nice... my favorites from this is Portishead

Threat Poet at 12:58 PM Nov 25

@ Righteous_faustus - Yeah, I love them. Deborah Harry is so gawddamn gorgeous.

@ randychico - Yeah, I had to include L7. Portishead is the bomb.

Dr.Frankenstein at 09:46 PM Nov 26

ooo Deb looks fine in that pic. 1. 2. 8.an 9. = solid vocalists / front women.

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Threat Poet created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Threat Poet's Seven Nights Until Halloween...

1. October 24th - "Inferno" (1980)

2. October 25th - "Cronos" (1993)

3. October 26th - "The House of the Devil" (2009)

4. October 27th - "The Evil Dead" (1981)

5. October 28th - "Creepshow" (1982)

6. October 29th - "The Exorcist" (1973)

7. October 30th - "A Nightmare On Elm Street" (1984)

8. October 31st - "Grindhouse" (2007)

timmyd at 04:43 PM Oct 24

Freakin' A !! great stuff , My Man !! '' INFERNO '' and '' THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL '' are personal faves .

Threat Poet at 07:20 PM Oct 24

@ Righteous_faustus - Wow thanks, pal. I thought it was only proper.

@ WalkAway - Thanks for saying so there, WalkAway.

@ timmyd - Thanks man, I can't wait to watch all of these late at night.

Threat Poet at 07:20 PM Oct 24

Damn double post!

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Threat Poet created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Best Movies of My Life

1. 1981 - Raiders of the Lost Ark

2. 1982 - Blade Runner

3. 1983 - Return of the Jedi

4. 1984 - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

5. 1985 - The Goonies

6. 1986 - Platoon

7. 1987 - Robocop

8. 1988 - Die Hard

9. 1989 - Batman

10. 1990 - Goodfellas

11. 1991 - Point Break

12. 1992 - Lethal Weapon 3

13. 1993 - Carlito's Way

14. 1994 - Pulp Fiction / Clerks

15. 1995 - Seven

16. 1996 - Trainspotting

17. 1997 - Good Will Hunting / Boogie Nights

18. 1998 - Out of Sight

19. 1999 - Summer of Sam / American Beauty

20. 2000 - Gladiator / Traffic

21. 2001 - Ocean's Eleven / Training Day

22. 2002 - Windtalkers

23. 2003 - Kill Bill Vol. 1

24. 2004 - Kill Bill Vol. 2 / Man On Fire

25. 2005 - Sin City

26. 2006 - The Departed / Harsh Times

27. 2007 - Grindhouse / No Country For Old Men

28. 2008 - The Dark Knight

29. 2009 - Star Trek

30. 2010 - The Fighter

31. 2011 - ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Based on a list by justbink07

IwishIwasBond at 01:25 PM Oct 24

Sweet dude, I dunno if I can be arsed going alllll the way back to 1978 to do mine.

Threat Poet at 01:27 PM Oct 24

@ IwishIwasBond - Thanks. I'm going by accounts of what my folks took me to see in my early years. I was just an infant when they took me to see "Raiders". From '84, I can recall.

Threat Poet created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Movies That Actually Scared Me (at least the first time I watched them)

Leatherface-in-the-texas-chainsaw-massacre

1. "Dreamscape" - There was actually some very good scares in this movie. The "Snake Man" scene was fuckin' freaky.

2. "The Exorcist" - Growing up a good Catholic boy who went to church every Sunday...this movie literally scared the piss out of me. I went to church every Sunday and Wednesday for 3 straight months after watching this.

3. "The First Power" - This movie was straight up disturbing to me. Fuckin' scary as shit. The freefall off a 10 story building was insane!!

4. "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" - Growing up as a kid who spent his summers on his Grandma's ranch on the reservation and herding sheep, this fuckin' movie made it damn near impossible to go walking around the backhills by myself. Especially near sundown.

5. "The Evil Dead" - Aw shit. This is that one movie you don't want to watch by yourself...all alone...in a big empty house...in the middle of nowhere. Enough said.

6. "The Blair Witch Project" - The movie of the summer to catch in 1999. Went to go see it with my Ma and a huge audience. After the movie was over, we were both scared speechless for the 5 minutes straight. My Ma really got shook on that one.

7. "A Nightmare on Elm Street" - The 1984 original that takes the cake as far as scaring me goes. Still scares me to this day. Shit, even the film's trailer gives me the creeps.

Based on a list by WalkAway

Righteous_faustus at 12:31 PM Oct 03

#2 haha, yeah growing up catholic and then experiencing The Exorcist man that messed me up for a while!

Threat Poet at 12:35 PM Oct 03

@ Righteous_faustus - Shit was crazy, dude.

MonsterZeroNJ at 11:41 AM Oct 05

Cool list... Likin' the love for Dreamscape!

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Threat Poet created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Movie Quotes I Would Yell As I Entered My Favorite Dive Bar...

1. "I'M AN ANIMAL?? YO MOTHA'S AN ANIMAL, YOOO SONOFABITCH!!" (Raging Bull)

2. "Alright, all you motherfuckers, UP AGAINST THE WALL!!" (Silent Rage)

3. "Alright everybody, POPEYE'S HERE!!" (The French Connection)

4. "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum!!" (They Live)

5. 'FOOOOOOD FIGHT!!!!" (Animal House)

6. "BANZAI MOTHERFUCKERRR!!!" (Born on the Fourth of July)

7. "HEINEKEN?? Fuck that shit!! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!" (Blue Velvet)

8. "WHAT HAS THE WORLD GONE CRAZY?? Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules!!!" (The Big Lebowski)

9. "ANDIEEEEE!!! YOOOOO GOOOOONIEEEEE!!! (The Goonies)

10. "HUNTINGTON HIGH SCHOOL, KISS MY ASS!!!" (Can't Hardly Wait)

timmyd at 05:43 PM Sep 28

AWESOME .

Threat Poet at 09:30 PM Sep 28

@ timmyd - Thanks for reading, pal. Number 10, I would say for sure...

Threat Poet created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Another 10 Random Getting-to-Know-You Questions!

1. Last Album(s) Purchased: "Gold Cobra" by Limp Bizkit

2. Most Recent Pop-Culture Addiction: UFC 135

3. Main Method of Unwinding: Smoking Sour Chem with the homies

4. Items You Don't Leave the House Without: House keys, wallet, and sunglasses.

5. Something You've Been Putting Off: My "Feature Writing" class homework.

6. Shoe Size: 12. My shoes are like gunboats.

7. Alcoholic Beverage of Choice: Tanqueray Rangpur and OJ. Good stuff.

8. Guilty Pleasure: Grand Theft Auto 4: The Complete Edition.

9. Most Vivid Childhood Memory: Dad driving the van and hitting a deer head on at night. Fuckin' freaked me out!

10. Bands Whose Entire Discography You Own (Up to 5 bands): Wu-Tang Clan.

Based on a list by G-Funk

klinteastwood at 10:24 PM Sep 24

wu tang aint nuthin to fuck wit

Righteous_faustus at 10:30 PM Sep 24

Dude, #9 happened to me as well only it was my grandma driving as we were headed to tx, at the middle of the night. I slept through the whole thing (damn) but the aftermath, damn. poor deer got it bad.

Threat Poet at 11:31 PM Sep 24

@ Righteous_faustus - Shit, dude. I was 4 when that happened. Fuck, I thought my Dad hit another car. Scary as fuck to this day.

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Threat Poet created a LIST: over 1 year ago

If I were a Jedi....

1. My Name Would Be: Duke Blackshirt

2. Dark Side Or Good Side? Good Side for reals.

3. Lightsaber Color: Purple, like my weed.

4. Race: Etherean. Like Ether.

5. Planet: Etherea.

6. Best Friend: Jango Fett.

7. Pet: Super Chucks, the Space Yorkie.

8. Who I'd Battle: Hayden Christensen and his bitch ass.

9. Favorite Jedi Power: Mind Meltdown control.

10. How I'd abuse the Force: Making women cream in their panties instantly.

11. My father would be: Tommy G, the baddest motherfucker on Planet Earth...

Based on a list by Psycho-Pirate-99

Threat Poet created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Guess The Steven Seagal Movie...ANSWERS!!

1. Steven Seagal versus the oil workers. - "On Deadly Ground"

2. Steven Seagal versus the corrupt cops. - "Exit Wounds"

3. Steven Seagal versus the CIA. - "Above The Law"

4. Steven Seagal versus the Hillbillies. - "Fire Down Below"

5. Steven Seagal versus the Jamaicans - "Marked For Death"

6. Steven Seagal versus the crackheads - "Out For Justice"

7. Steven Seagal versus the Senator's henchmen. - "Hard To Kill"

8. Steven Seagal versus the pirates. - "Under Siege"

9. Steven Seagal versus the cyberterrorists. - "Under Siege 2: Dark Territory"

10. Steven Seagal versus the federale. - "Machete"

Johnboy16 at 01:49 AM Sep 02

Nicely done. Steven will now closely read your answers, if his face remains stern you passed.

Threat Poet at 04:09 PM Sep 03

@ Johnboy16 - Nice!!

Threat Poet created a LIST: over 1 year ago

Guess The Steven Seagal Movie...

1. Steven Seagal versus the oil workers...

2. Steven Seagal versus the corrupt cops...

3. Steven Seagal versus the CIA...

4. Steven Seagal versus the Hillbillies...

5. Steven Seagal versus the Jamaicans...

6. Steven Seagal versus the crackheads...

7. Steven Seagal versus the Senator's henchmen...

8. Steven Seagal versus the Pirates...

9. Steven Seagal versus the Cyberterrorists...

10. Steven Seagal versus the Federale...

Threat Poet created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

Ten Badasses I would assemble to fight a Huge Super Villain...

1. John Rambo - He is a necessity. Plus the fact that he's half Native and can rip a guy's throat out if given the opportunity is special to me.

2. Walter White - As good a chemist he is, he could probably build me a good chem bomb. Plus, he's not afraid to pop a cap in somebody, that helps.

3. Indiana Jones - His intelligence and his legendary persistence are valuable assets. Plus he can fuck up somebody with that whip of his.

4. Snake Plissken - Definite badass. This guy and John Rambo would make one killer two-man army.

5. Remo Williams - His martial arts skills could come in handy big time. As long as he leaves Chiun at home with his soap operas.

6. Tony Montana - Give him a machine gun with a grenade launcher attachment and a pile of blow and watch him go!

7. John Matrix - Definite must have on the team. This could eat lightning and crap thunder.

8. Joe Hallenbeck - I'd say John McClane but he seemed to top everybody's lists. Availability problem. Plus, the guy loves to drink and punch people to death which is always good.

9. Luke Hobbs - This guy just inspires confidence and could fuck somebody's day up if ever provoked.

10. The Punisher (Thomas Jane) - He is Frank Castle and well...anyone that paints a skull on their kevlar vest is all good in my book.

Righteous_faustus at 07:52 PM Aug 14

Walt would pwn everyone by starting chemical warefare!

Threat Poet at 08:25 PM Aug 14

@ WP-DFA - Holy shit, he taught MacGruber! Lol.

@ Righteous_faustus - I believe that. He'd meth them all to their demise.

VitamanMan8 at 11:17 PM Aug 14

I'm going for the Turkey

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Threat Poet created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

10 Films I Consider "Masterpieces"

1. The Fighter

2. Raiders Of The Lost Ark

3. Goodfellas

4. A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints

5. Fight Club

6. Conan The Barbarian (1982)

7. Tombstone

8. Hard Boiled

9. The Protector (2005)

10. The Departed

11. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Based on a list by LegendarySuit

Righteous_faustus at 07:55 PM Jul 31

ahh Tombstone is most certainly a masterpiece and 11 love em

Threat Poet at 08:31 PM Jul 31

@ Righteous_faustus - Yes it is. It's one epic Western.

Threat Poet created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

Threat Poet's Four Horsemen...

1. MrsData.

2. Highspeed

3. Righteous_Faustus

4. WP-DFA

Threat Poet at 07:09 PM Jul 23

@ Righteous_faustus - No problem, holmes...

WP-DFA at 11:15 PM Jul 23

heeeell yeah

Threat Poet at 12:31 PM Jul 24

@ WP-DFA - We all rule. That's why.

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Threat Poet created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

Ten Most Fucking Awesome Concerts I've Attended.

1. Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Pharaoahe Monch, and Jean Gray ("Love Odyssey" Tour 2005) - This one actually stands out in memory because I really Ill'd out when "Simon Says (Get The Fuck Up)" played. Still...seeing lyricists like Mos and Talib grace the stage with their own brand of gifted poetry. I felt like it was a privilege to be there. I can never forget it when Black Star busted into "Respiration" and "Definition".

2. Metallica, Korn, Kid Rock, Powerman 5000, and System of A Down ("Summer Sanitarium" Tour 2000) - System of A Down: Insane. Powerman 5000: Meh. Kid Rock: Off the hook. Korn: UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE! Metallica: A dream come true for one lucky metal head. I could've died that night and still have been one happy guy. I also ran into my best friend from high school there too and got fucking trashed on expensive beer and snuck-in whiskey. It was summer time but man, it was a blast.

3. Papa Roach ("LoveHateTragedy" Tour 2003) - Small Venue. It was a club I used to go to all the time. Ferocious show. I even got a chance to support Jacoby Shaddix on a barricade. Fucking guy actually grabbed my hand.

4. U2 and Rage Against The Machine ("Popmart" 1997) - Biggest concert I've ever been to (stage production wise). Rage opened up the show and took no prisoners. In a stadium with a few thousand, they rocked the shit out of Sun Devil Stadium. Then when U2 came on with that huge friggin' Popmart screen. Lemme tell you, it was a sight to behold. It was nice to see Lara Croft bouncing around during one of the songs. Pure magic.

5. Brother Ali, Ghostface Killah, Rakim, and TechN9ne (Hip Hop Lives Tour 2008) - The fact that a live 10-piece band called "The Rhythm Roots All-Stars were going to be the back up band for this event had me psyched. Brother Ali came in and ripped the place apart. "Uncle Sam Goddamn" never sounded so good. Ghostface came on and just floored me with Wu-Tang extravagance. Rakim never showed up (fucker). I didn't bother with Tech N9ne because I didn't know who he was. Later on I would kick myself in the ass for missing out on that set. I got to meet and greet with Brother Ali that night on the corner of 9th and Mass Ave. that night. Little did I know that I would meet him again at the Sunshine Theater in Albuquerque in April of the next year.

6. El-P ("I'll Sleep When You're Dead Tour" 2007) - I borrowed a friend's car to drive down to the ass end of Tempe to a small venue that was suitable for enough Def Jukies to start a mini-riot. I've always been a Company Flow fan and seeing the lead do solo performances from his already groundbreaking album entitled "I'll Sleep When You're Dead" had me all giggly. The whole set was so fuckin' live. When "Deep Space 9mm" dropped I nearly fucking lost it. It was so dope. I even got a chance to get a picture and a pound and hug from El-Producto himself. My universe was complete that night.

7. Dave Matthews Band, Blues Traveler, Lenny Kravitz, and Rusted Root ("Horde Fest" 1996) - My older brother and I got close to the stage at first, on the shit-ass left side by the speakers. When DMB played, we snuck all the way up to 9th row in the middle. When we sparked up some joints, every hot hippie chick at the venue wanted a piece. I felt like a rockstar that night.

8. Nas and Damian Marley ("Distant Relatives" Tour 2010) - I took the light rail to Tempe. I had tickets on reserve at the box office. I felt real playa. I got inside, drank a ton of beer and mingled with some hot women. When Damien Marley and Nas's set started, the kind gentlemen to the right of me sparked an insane Philly blunt and let me hit it a few times. The hippie chicks who only showed up for the free narcotics tried to get close to us. We never let them hit it because they were too ugly and they smelled something weirdly fierce. Highlight of the night: when DMX made a surprise appearence with Nas onstage. Belly 2010 is all I have to say.

9. Beastie Boys & Bad Brains (May 1995) - My present for graduating eighth grade was going to this show. It was held all the way out in the now defunct Compton Terrace field which is way south on the outskirts of Phoenix. I'll never forget how much fun this was. When "Sabotage" hit, it was beyond insane. Bad Brains was fuckin' cool as well.

10. Linkin Park, Mudvayne, Xzibit, and Blindside ("Projekt Revolution Tour" 2003) - This show really stands out for me because it was the first show I went to on a whim. My best friend came up to me on a Friday afternoon and said "Hey, wanna go see Linkin Park and Mudvayne?" I said "Hell yeah." We cruised down to the venue. I got a ticket from a scalper. Even though I was waaaaayyyyy on the right side of the stage. I got high fives from Mike Shinoda and DJ Hahn after LP's set. Fuckin' awesome!

11. HONORABLE MENTION - Jakob Dylan at the American Indian College Fund ceremony. (November 2008) - Bear in mind, this was my first trip to the Big Apple. I stayed in a $350 a night hotel room at The New Yorker Hotel and got to explore the top of Empire State Building that day. When the night came and I found out I would be hobnobbing with the more Native elite of NYC, I was befuddled. When I found out Jakob Dylan was going to be performing that night, I was astounded. I drunk crashed a photo session with him and his band, got a picture with him, and told him "Three Marlenas" was my most favorite song in high school. Sure enough, Jakob played that very song that night. It was so great. My high point.

Threat Poet at 01:02 PM Jul 22

@ Psycho-Pirate-99 - Very good times, Sir.

WP-DFA at 02:48 PM Jul 22

2 - holy shit!!!

Threat Poet at 06:32 PM Jul 22

@ WP-DFA - I forgot to mention that this was the last time Phoenix native Jason Newstead played with Metallica. Hearing him chime in on "Master of Puppets" was boner inducing. In a good way.

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Threat Poet created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

Random Getting-to-Know-You Questions

1. What's Your Home Town - Gallup, New Mexico. It's where I was born.

2. What Makes You Stand Out in a Crowd - My stature and my inane ability to be good looking and make people laugh. I'm big but I'm very horny.

3. Preferred Hot Drink - White Mocha from Starbucks. Plain green hot tea.

4. What Type of Drunk Are You - I'm the kind of drunk who won't leave your party unless I get some from your women.

5. Standard Outfit - Shorts that bang below my knees and a polo shirt with a collar.

6. Skill People Don't Expect You to Have - My inability to work every electronic gadget you come across. People still think I don't know how to work an Iphone. Stupid fucks.

7. What Makes You Good at Your Job - My attitude and my willingness to suck ass...even more so when my supervisor is a babe.

8. The First Album You Bought - "The Predator" by Ice Cube. I stole that shit.

9. Hobby Most People Don't Know You Have - Lint collection and repairing eyeframes with tiny technical tools.

10. Look Around and Name Five Objects That Catch Your Eye - A case of Diet Pepsi. A big, black Cat. A damn desklamp with a burnt out bulb. My old work bucket. A printer/fax machine that doesn't do jackshit.

11. Thing You'll Never Grow Out Of - My old gray sleeveless shirt. My old And1 B-ball jersey.

12. Piercings and Tattoos - None whatsoever. I'm pure and I want to keep it that way.

Based on a list by G-Funk

Threat Poet created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

The Matthew Modine/Louden Swain Trilogy...

1. "Vision Quest" - Louden is a high school wrestler with dreams of becoming a doctor in outer space. He winds up taking down the baddest dude in high school wrestling in the 168 division...The Shute.

2. "Gross Anatomy" - Louden Swain is a college grad who actually gets his ass into medical school and goes through the pain in the ass of becoming a doctor. Wouldn't you know it? He winds up on hooking up with the geeky reporter chick who crushed on him during high school (Daphne Zuniga).

3. "Any Given Sunday" - Louden Swain did become a doctor after all. Not a doctor in outer space but still, a physician on a football team that too has its ups and downs. He has to play second banana to the head physician played by James Woods at his asshole-ish best.

Threat Poet at 08:22 AM Jun 22

@ jekupka - A very fucking awesome classic. I would kill for a widescreen version of this movie with a shit ton of extras. Instead I have to settle for the bare bones dvd in 4:3 aspect ratio. Oh well, better than nothing.

brewsky99 at 01:37 PM Jun 22

Saw "Vision Quest" in my early teens under the title "Crazy For You" because of the Madonna Cameo and song.

Threat Poet at 01:47 PM Jun 22

@ brewsky99 - Yeah, sometimes people forget that Madonna makes a cameo appearence in the film. The soundtrack is off the chain!

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Threat Poet created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

If I was in a Revenge Film:

1. My name would be: Frankie Silverhair

2. My motivation: Taking down the Phoenix, AZ street gang that unmercilessly killed my son and daughter.

3. My methods of revenge: Book, Icepick, and Bare-handed Torture and Shotgun/Machine-gun fire to the face & chest.

4. My enemies: The leader & right hand man of the street gang (Jacob Vargas & Quinton "Rampage" Jackson)

5. My director: David Ayer

6. Actor to play me: Adam Beach

7. My theme song: "Speak Ya Clout" by Gang Starr

Based on a list by horrorfan23

WP-DFA at 11:47 PM Jun 15

Adam Beach is da man! Loved him in Windtalkers especially

Threat Poet at 12:32 AM Jun 16

@ WP-DFA - Yeah he sure is. I've seen him in person once and dude is straight up pimp. My Video Production teacher nearly creamed her little panties when she saw him. It was so embarrassing.

Threat Poet created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

If I Were A Robot...

1. My Name Would Be: Trav-9000

2. My Purpose: Track down and "retire" other robots.

3. My Weapons: My bare robot hands.

4. Nicknames I would have: The "Travinator". Dave Bowman's "Other Worst Nightmare".

5. Soundtrack: "Delorean" by El-P & Aesop Rock.

6. Hobbies in Spare Time: Ironing clothes, Mainlining internet porn into memory banks, and Making grilled cheese sandwiches.

7. Mascots: Phoenix Suns Gorilla.

8. Friends: Roy Batty (upgraded model), Rick Deckard & Rachel, & Fergie Fembot from "Imma Be" music video.

9. How I Could Go Awry: If Justin Bieber music malware trojan horsed it's way into my internal memory server.

Based on a list by hellocookie

Threat Poet created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

Nicknames I've Been Given

1. Trav - Pretty much a variation of my first name that I actually dig hearing.

2. Lush - A nickname my older bro gave me for my ability to drink copious amounts of alchol.

3. Trav-ee - A nickname my friend Stevie gave me. She's a real trip.

4. Wires - A nickname bestowed upon me during my electrician days. Cat-3 or 3-2 wire?

5. Smooth - The nickname bestowed to me by all the dudes on the football team in my Senior year of High School. Way to go, Smooth!

6. Travellers - My cousins love to tease me this nickname due to a scene from "Young Guns II". "Travers...from Toolarosa".

Based on a list by MrsData

Threat Poet created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

If I was a Cowboy

1. My Name would Be: Bucky O'Herlihan

2. My Horses Name: Steak & Eggs

3. My weapons of Choice: Winchester 30.30 and a tomahawk

4. My Job: Cleaning up horseshit on the ranch and breaking in new donkeys

5. The Clothes I Would Wear: A Mexican poncho, Black Levis, Sombrero, and Brown boots covered in cow shit.

6. If They Made A Movie About me it Would Be Called: "He Fucked The Cattle Baron's Daughters"

7. Who Would Play Me in the Movie: Temuera Morrison

8. Who would Direct the Movie: Sylvester Stallone

9. Theme Song: http://youtu.be/Tr7n_NLeJQE

10. My Sidekick: Petey McPhuckett, the town drunk

Based on a list by brewsky99

brewsky99 at 04:07 AM Jun 11

Breaking in the Donkeys lol,see you took the photo from Tracker which I should own by next Wednesday I'll let you know what's it like

Threat Poet at 06:24 AM Jun 11

@ brewsky99 - Cool. Thanks pal!

Threat Poet created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

Threat Poet's Contemporary Cinema class cinema list...

1. "The Manchurian Candidate" - Done.

2. "The Graduate" - Done

3. "The French Connection" - Done

4. "The Godfather" - upcoming

5. "Tootsie" - upcoming

6. "Full Metal Jacket" - upcoming

7. "Silence of the Lambs" - upcoming

8. "L.A. Confidential" - upcoming

9. "Dinner Rush" - upcoming

10. "Memento" - upcoming

11. "Atonement" - upcoming

12. "The Lives of Others" - upcoming

Righteous_faustus at 08:53 AM Jun 10

really? people hate these? I mean i'm all for people having their own opinion and all but how can anyone disagree with these? these are classics!

randychico at 11:43 AM Jun 10

^haha I knoow right :/

Manchurian Candidate is just awesome, and so are the rest

Threat Poet at 02:01 PM Jun 10

@ Righteous_faustus - Yeah, there is hate involved. The fat ginger troll thought our instructor was following an incest pattern with "Manchurian Candidate" AND "The Graduate", goes to show how much she knows about movies. I absolutely agree with you that these films are true classics.

@ randychico - Yes it is. Most of these films are top notch and it sickens me that some asshole(s) can't take how awesome they are. They must've been born with blinders on their eyes and shit in their ears.

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Threat Poet created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

My favorite song is.................

1. AC/DC: Who Made Who

2. Pink Floyd: Comfortably Numb

3. Guns n' Roses: Civil War

4. Marvin Gaye: Inner City Blues (Make Me Wanna Holla)

5. The Notorious B.I.G.: Juicy

6. Metallica: Fade To Black

7. Nirvana: Something In The Way

8. Daft Punk: Derezzed

9. Michael Jackson: Rock With You

10. Tupac: I Don't Give A Fuck

11. Carlos Santana: Evil Ways

12. Korn: Thoughtless

13. Eminem: Any Man

14. Disturbed: Remember

15. Bee Gees: Jive Talkin'

16. Drowning Pool: Sinner

17. Black Sabbath: War Pigs

18. Snoop Dogg: Boss's Life

19. The Beatles: Baby, Your A Rich Man

20. The Who: Who Are You?

21. Stevie Wonder: Mi Cherie Amor

22. The Rolling Stones: Street Fighting Man

23. Alice Cooper: Go To Hell

24. Hall & Oates: Sara Smile

Based on a list by horrorfan23

Righteous_faustus at 03:13 PM Jun 08

sweet, I was about to put Fade To Black love it and #17 High Five!

Psycho-Pirate-99 at 03:13 PM Jun 08

Go To Hell is awesome

Threat Poet at 12:35 AM Jun 09

@ Righteous_fautus - "Fade To Black" is an awesome song. "War Pigs" just makes going out and having fun that much more epic, especially when you're nice and toasted, singing it loud with your best friends in the car.

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Threat Poet created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

The Ten Films That Shaped My Life , and turned me into the Movie Freak I Am(no particular order)

1. "Raiders of The Lost Ark" - The one that started it all. My folks tell me that as I kid I loved this movie so much I learned to operate a VCR at 1 year old. No kidding. I would watch and rewind it over and over again. I can't count how many times I've seen it but I can tell you this much: it has more action and adventure in it than any other film I've seen, it's got a great character in Indiana Jones, he hates snakes just like I do, and it has this adventure story that has tons of close calls. "I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!"

2. "The Goonies" - I have my Mom to thank for this one. She took me to see it at the now-defunct AMC Town & Country 6 on opening weekend. It was exactly the type of film a 4 year-old like myself at the time would truly enjoy over and over again. Mouth and Data were my favorites because Mouth was always a smartass and Data was a 007-wannabe. Little did I know those characters would mold into my personality. Absolute classic. I love watching this with my nephews and nieces and see their faces light up like mine did oh so many years ago. I still have this on dvd and have yet to spring for the blu-ray set. This is the film I throw on when I'm feeling blue, because it puts me in that frame of mind that whatever kind of bad may happen, good always prevails. "Goonies never say die!"

3. "Back To The Future" - My older brother Dewayne introduced me to this one. We were kids on vacation and he took it upon himself to rent this bad boy during it's new release heyday. He slapped this into the betamax and I was changed, enthralled, and amazed at the story of Marty McFly and Doc Brown and the time-traveling Delorean that had been invented. I caught this on the big screen last year finally and it still holds up after all this time and that's what makes this movie so damn timeless. "When this baby hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious shit."

4. "The Outlaw Josey Whales" - I have my Dad to thank for this one and for taking me to see "Pale Rider" when it came out in theaters. But this film kind of represents a bond between my father and I. He made me watch this when I was 8 or 9 and it showed me how crazy the Old West was as well as a compelling story of one man who just wants to find some peace but can't find any. Because he's always on the run. It showed also showed me the acting talents of many Native American actors and how they didn't play the sterotypical Indian roles. Hell, Geraldine Keams (Little Moonlight) who plays the Indian girl Josey saves in the movie is from the same part of the Navajo reservation as my dad (Indian Wells represent!). Chief Dan George as Lone Watie and Will Sampson as Ten Bears were too awesome for words in this Western masterpiece. "You gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?"

5. "Clerks" - Back in 1995, the R-rating policies at theaters got super tough. Gone were the days of getting into R-rated films, ushers wanted ID's shown with a ticket. So when I'd heard the buzz on this film, I had to see it. Didn't get a chance to see it until May of 1995. I rented it at Blockbuster and kept it 3 days overdue. Believe me, it was worth it. I had never laughed so fuckin' hard in my entire life at the situations being presented to Dante Hicks on his day off of all days at the Quik Stop Convenience Store. The dialogue in that film had me in stitches and I could understand it all at 14, even the advance vocabulary they included in the film. It was small budget, black and white and it just spoke volumes to me. It made me appreciate the small things and made me realize that a great movie doesn't have to have a million dollar budget. This film is a comedic classic for me and was my gateway into the View Askewniverse. "This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking custormers."

6. "Taxi Driver" - As a kid I was always kind of pissed that I didn't have a cool first name. I mean how many cool people in history were named Travis? Now it's different, you have Travis Pastrana, Travis Barker, Travis Porter, myself, and etc. But when I was a kid at the age of 6 I was introduced to the greatest anti-hero in motion picture history ever...Travis Bickle. The fact that Robert DeNiro stars in a Paul Schrader-scripted film directed by Martin Scorcese set the cool points for the name into the gazillions. The story of a deranged war veteran who moonlights as a cab driver with violent tendencies brought me to my knees when I viewed it as a teenager with a better understanding of films. It still holds up to this day and is a milestone for everyone involved in the making of this dark, gritty film. Go Travis! "Are you talkin' to me?"

7. "Scarface" (1983) - The story of Tony Montana and the drug underworld of Miami circa 1980's is now the stuff of movie legends. Brian DePalma created the "end all, be all" remake of all time with this one. I have my older brothers to thank for introducing me to this crazy, violent, f-bomb laden crime epic. It had stunning visuals, a thumpin' disco soundtrack courtesy of Giorgio Morder, a fucking awesome script by Oliver Stone, and absolute pimp direction by Brian DePalma. Don't forget Al Pacino, the man who brought this Cuban psychopath to life. Perfect viewing for a pissed off teenager who wants nothing more than to throw his middle finger at the entire world after he claims it for his own. The one film I can quote in my sleep after a hard night of drinking. "So SAY GOODNIGHT TO THE BAD GUY!!"

8. "Heat" - The multiple viewings of Taxi Driver and Scarface all lead up to this. A fantastic crime drama directed by Michael Mann starring Al Pacino as the good guy and Robert DeNiro as the bad guy. This is that one long movie I can sit and watch all the way through and not get bored with any of it. It never skips a beat and the story is so fluid and continous. Lots of great acting from a ton of awesome actors. One of those being Wes Studi who shares plenty of screen time with Pacino as Detective Casals. A victory for Native Americans everywhere. This is that one Michael Mann film that really turned me into a fan of his. After this, I went and searched high and low for other works by him and was a better film fan for it. Thanks Mr. Mann, for making this movie. "I do what I do best, I take scores. You do what you do best, try to stop guys like me."

9. "Blade Runner" - The year was 1992 and the venue was the now-defunct Cine Capri theater in the Biltmore District of Phoenix. "Blade Runner" was the movie I'd never heard of until I found out it was the film Harrison Ford did after "Raiders". It introduced me into a lot of great concepts, fantastic science-fiction, all directed by Ridley Scott. I consider myself extremely lucky seeing it at the Cine Capri in a full blown 70 mm print because the screen in that place was so fucking gigantic! Perfect venue to watch "Blade Runner: Director's Cut". It was a lot to comprehend for my then 11 year-old mind but when I saw it again years later as a young adult, the tumblers clicked and it made me appreciate the kind of futuristic sci-fi story that this is. There is lot to ponder about this film, especially since 2017 is only six years away and current robot technology is getting terrifyingly real these days. What a movie. "I want more life, fucker!"

10. "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" - Once again, I have my Dad to thank for this one. He used to tell me stories of his boarding school days in Holbrook, AZ and how the only real kicks he got was going to the Roxy theater in town and seeing what was playing for free since his sister, my aunt worked there. He told me of the day he saw Sergio Leone's epic Western and it still remains his number one favorite to this day. One day he rented it and I decided to join him in watching it, I was 12 at the time and it completely blew me away. Clint Eastwood's acting, Lee Van Cleef's epic stares, and Eli Wallach's lines in the film are just legendary. The music by Ennio Morricone to this day still gives me chills and makes me appreciate his body of work. To thank my father for this wonderful gift, I returned the favor. I bought him the entire "Dollars Trilogy" on dvd for Father's Day. Thanks for the stories, Dad and for showing me a real Spaghetti Western masterpiece as a kid. "You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

Based on a list by timmyd

Threat Poet at 07:26 AM Jun 03

@ Righteous_faustus - Thanks a lot, pal. Any feedback is worthy feedback after writing a monster like that.

timmyd at 08:31 AM Jun 03

GREAT , GREAT LIST !! WOW , some of the most truly memorable flicks ever . '' BLADE RUNNER '' , '' HEAT '' , '' RAIDERS '' and both '' TAXI DRIVER '' and '' THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES '' are personal faves . KICK- ASS JOB , MY MAN !!

Threat Poet at 01:41 PM Jun 03

@ timmyd - Thank you very much for saying so! It took a while to compile and put down but it was all worth it. Thanks for reading, pal!

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Threat Poet's "Keep It Real On Thursday" Playlist...

1. "Ya Playin' Yaself" by Jeru The Damaja

2. "Work" by Gangstarr

3. "The Sixth Sense" by Common

4. "Holdin' It Down" by Big L feat. AG & Stan Spit

5. "Worst Comes To Worst" by Dilated Peoples

6. "Hip 2 Da Game" by Lord Finesse

7. "Oh My God" by A Tribe Called Quest

8. "Halftime" by Nas

9. "Da Joint" by EPMD

10. "Beware" by Big Punisher

11. "Doomsday" by MF Doom

12. "It Ain't Hard To Tell" by Nas

13. "Rising Down" by The Roots

14. "Rapture's Delight" by KRS-One

15. "Rite Where You Stand" by Gangstarr

16. "Electric Relaxation" by A Tribe Called Quest

17. "Ms. Fat Booty" by Mos Def

18. "Passin' Me By" by The Pharcyde

19. "I Used To Love H.E.R." by Common

20. "My Life" by Styles P feat. Pharoahe Monche

elmariachi01 at 04:04 PM Jun 02

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciGN8nBWkRY

Threat Poet at 02:11 AM Jun 03

@ elmariachi01 - Onyx! Nice one. Maybe I'll include it in the next playlist I make. Thanks for sharing.

Threat Poet created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

MY DREAM MOVIE:

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1. TITLE: "Over The Influence"

2. DIRECTOR: David Ayer

3. GENRE: Historical Crime Drama (takes place in 1980's)

4. ACTORS: Temeura Morrison, Christian Bale, Ray Liotta, Jean Reno, Gary Oldman, and Ving Rhames

5. ACTRESSES: Alice Braga, Mira Sorvino, Helen Mirren, Rosario Dawson, Marion Cotillard, Ellen Page, and Chloe Sevigney

6. COMIC RELIEF: Terry Crews, Ellen Page, and coked-out Robert DeNiro & Al Pacino

7. VILLAIN: Gary Oldman and Ving Rhames

8. T & A: On the line between classy and all or nothing.

9. SOUNDTRACK: El-P from Definitive Jux Records

10. HAS TO HAVE: Action out the wazoo, A bomb-ass Soundtrack, Tight and Hilarious Dialogue, Sharp Cinematography, 1980's aesthetic, and NYC as the backdrop.

Based on a list by Psycho-Pirate-99

Psycho-Pirate-99 at 12:09 PM Jun 02

SUPER!

Righteous_faustus at 12:19 PM Jun 02

Coked out DeNiro and pacino haha that's be so awesome to see and a villainous Oldman pimp! I'd pay to see this!

Threat Poet at 01:29 PM Jun 02

@ Psycho-Pirate-99 - Thanks.

@ Righteous_faustus - Yeah, I think it'd be super awesome to see DeNiro and Pacino play coke heads. Especially Pacino who can play a cokehead like it's nobody's business. Would be awesome to see Oldman as Super-Pimp number 1.

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