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Star Trek Into Darkness

reviewed on May 20th, 2013 08:53PM

Visionary director J.J. Abrams never disappoints. Within his own style, he has created some of the most original works in storytelling to ever grace the big and small screens. The kind of stories and characters that always captivate and involve su...

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Aftershock

reviewed on May 13th, 2013 09:44PM

There's no doubt that Eli Roth is a sick puppy. Given his brand of horror hitting the mainstream years ago, there's almost something uniquely depraved about it. You get the feeling that the kind of world he tries to unveil to us, is one we wouldn'...

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Oblivion

reviewed on April 24th, 2013 10:39PM

The first statement I have to put out there is simple - Oblivion is one dazzling, stunning, grand, mysterious, impactful and immensely satisfying film. The kind of roller-coaster ride that utilizes every single trick there is in the book to give y...

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Evil Dead

reviewed on April 15th, 2013 09:50PM

Most would agree that the original "Evil Dead" was a grandstanding step towards horror's inevitable prosperous evolution. While there were plenty of hard-hitting franchise players still making their marks around that time, with Evil Dead there was...

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G.I. Joe: Retaliation

reviewed on March 29th, 2013 07:21PM

Without much effort, "G.I. Joe Retaliation" emphatically catapults and positions itself far beyond its guilty-pleasure predecessor in terms of ridiculous action, intense thrills, surprising hilarity, and overall immense excitement that never falls...

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Olympus Has Fallen

reviewed on March 25th, 2013 09:17PM

The man who would be called Leonidas, Gerard Butler, makes his return guns-a-blazing to the genre that put him on the map with Antoine Fuqua's "Olympus Has Fallen," an explosive slice of Americana that's sure to get the juices flowing on all the...

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The Call

reviewed on March 20th, 2013 08:48PM

Considerably, "The Call" manages to accomplish something I never knew could be done -- displaying, examining, and humanizing that particular voice (or voices) at the other end of the 911 call that people have made in various films for decades. And...

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Dead Man Down

reviewed on March 11th, 2013 08:13PM

You'll have to excuse me as I state the obvious -- I adore stories where the main drive, themes, plot, and motivations for the characters is revenge. While the movie-going public seems to not know how awesome these types of films truly are, there'...

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Snitch

reviewed on February 28th, 2013 09:32PM

The story surrounding "Snitch" is simplistic yet sports elements and themes that anyone can take a little something out of. While not a straight-ahead action film, it still works as a dramatic thriller that's great with the performances and realis...

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A Good Day to Die Hard

reviewed on February 14th, 2013 09:37PM

Well, this is definitely nothing new -- A sequel of a well-known franchise that has, in one way or another, always delivered the goods --- reduced to a shell of its former greatness with such a disrespectfully mediocre execution. Years after the r...

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Parker

reviewed on January 28th, 2013 11:11PM

Director Taylor Hackford ("Ray" and "Dolores Claiborne" fame.) and english badass Jason Statham kick off the new year with the no-honor-among-thieves crime story, "Parker," a film that, while disappointing on the action extravaganza front, deliver...

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The Last Stand

reviewed on January 24th, 2013 10:29PM

On the once historic and prestigious day our country was founded by our fore fathers long ago, one of the initial ideas of America was the ideal that people from other countries could migrate to this great nation and still prosper. In a way, the l...

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Resident Evil: Retribution

reviewed on December 21st, 2012 06:41PM

Let's see. Where to begin? Well...the first thing I have to get off my chest is, if the world actually came to an unfortunate end then this movie probably would've made me understand why all life was ceasing to be. In fact, if the meteors, earthqu...

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Sinister

reviewed on December 17th, 2012 07:04PM

The ever-evolving fright fest takes what is already established in the horror genre and dials up the atmosphere to maximum with "Sinister," a deep seated mystery of a horror film that will most likely keep you enthralled for most of its runtime, e...

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The Dark Knight Returns

reviewed on December 6th, 2012 08:16PM

Beloved comic creator Frank Miller's classic graphic novel gets an animated translation with this merciless look at Batman's return and what entails with that dark reemergence. To say that this film is everything you could want in a mature animate...

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Silent Night

reviewed on December 4th, 2012 09:17PM

Malcolm McDowell, Jamie King, and Ellen Wong star (or cash a check.) in this crimson fueled Christmas escapist horror romp that'll be sure to either make you contemplate why you watched it, or get a kick out of its proverbial middle finger to the ...

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Lawless

reviewed on November 28th, 2012 09:07PM

With a historic setting and a bloody bite to boot, "Lawless" is the kind of film that brings you in and immerses you in its authenticity and dynamic performances while riveting you in its brutal crimson-ness. While I originally had no reason to gi...

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This Means War

reviewed on November 28th, 2012 06:38PM

It's common knowledge that chameleon hulkster Tom Hardy is walking on water right now, giving each performance he's taken part in this year that extra magnificence that no other actor could do with it. Also Kirk Jr. himself, Chris Pine, is still r...

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The Watch

reviewed on November 19th, 2012 06:19PM

You can tell by the end credits that "The Watch" is one of those types of films that didn't really have much thought put into it. In a way, its just a vehicle for Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, and Jonah Hill to act as crazy as they can and be justifi...

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Total Recall

reviewed on November 12th, 2012 08:41PM

As an avid supporter of remakes, I find myself starting to eat my words a little bit on this one. But not as much as I thought as the remake to the Arnold Schwarzenegger/ Paul Verhoeven classic "Total Recall" does possess a lusciously dystopian se...

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Stolen

reviewed on November 11th, 2012 09:32PM

After watching the abysmal "Stolen" I can't help but to ask with a certain disdain, "How is Cage still getting work?" I mean, I know this is mean of me, but I don't really care at this moment, as this was one of Cage's worst films since the last o...

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Skyfall

reviewed on November 8th, 2012 09:55PM

Stating the claim that "Skyfall" is the best film in the James Bond franchise is as true a statement as anyone can make right now. Whereas this feature delivers on the kinetic action sequences, furious fist-to-cuffs, and witty puns, it surprisingl...

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Paranormal Activity 3

reviewed on November 1st, 2012 09:44PM

Heading back to the little series that seems to get under my proverbial skin in the worst way, "Paranormal Activity 3" is the little prequel that packs a major wallop with its subtle build-ups, creepy atmosphere, surprisingly in-your-face scares, ...

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Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning

reviewed on October 29th, 2012 09:23PM

I had little interest in watching "Day of Reckoning" because I figured it was just another abysmal addition to the Universal Soldier franchise after it was all but dead and gone following the incredibly engaging "Universal Soldier Regeneration." B...

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Chernobyl Diaries

reviewed on October 25th, 2012 09:31PM

Could someone or something have survived at the infamous disaster site of Chernobyl? Is it possible to find life in an area literally brimming with harmful and hazardous contaminated radiation? Could it be a safe environment for tourists to explor...

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Prometheus

reviewed on October 22nd, 2012 07:59PM

This one was a toughy to watch, reflect, and write about. "Prometheus" was by far one of the most anticipated films of this year. The return of legendary director Ridley Scott to the genres that he helped put on the map with "Blade Runner" and "Al...

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Taken 2

reviewed on October 15th, 2012 10:09PM

Unnecessary sequels are often times a mixed bag of appropriation. While some films have more story to create and/or unravel, others are definitely one-shot ponies. Which is why when a sequel comes out to a one-shot pony, it helps to just give an a...

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Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

reviewed on October 5th, 2012 11:46PM

Considering that this Marvel character deals with villains from hell, cursed spirits, demonic powers and possession, you'd want its "Sequel" to be directed by guys who know how to go to those dark reaches and create something kick-ass like the dir...

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Wrath of the Titans

reviewed on October 5th, 2012 10:21PM

Let's be honest with ourselves here; "Clash of the Titans" wasn't the best in terms of story, performances, and over-all relevance. But it was way better than this. Allow me to explain. This film feels just downright uncompleted. I mean serious...

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Looper

reviewed on October 2nd, 2012 10:58PM

Director Rian Johnson's third feature composes not only a wildly futuristic setting and plot, but a genuinely smart, deeply emotional, surprisingly poignant, intensely original, and expertly enthralling execution with "Looper;" a dynamic blend of ...

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Man on a Ledge

reviewed on September 29th, 2012 09:22PM

Coming in at the bottom of the ninth, when I was just about to give up on humanity and movies in general, (Not really, but for effect) after watching the horrendous "Battleship," a film comes along with a simple yet intriguing premise, and deliver...

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Battleship

reviewed on September 28th, 2012 08:45PM

You ever watch a film and just...wait? The wait I'm describing is the kind of silent pondering that comes with examining if a film will ever pick up. Then the end-credits roll, and you start hearing a whole bunch of curse-words and exclamations ov...

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Dredd 3D

reviewed on September 25th, 2012 12:29AM

After a summer filled with mostly PG-13 fare, we finally get a film that not only throws that rating out the window, but utilizes its Hardcore rated R in every single fashion possible - and it was phenomenal! Dredd 3D hit the spot with its stra...

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The Cold Light of Day

reviewed on September 22nd, 2012 10:17PM

While on my break from MFC, I viewed a good portion of films that I never wrote reviews on. Now that I'm back on the web, its time to catch up, so I decided to take a stab at the latest film I watched starring the new Man of Steel, John McClane, a...

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Snow White and the Huntsman

reviewed on June 2nd, 2012 03:40AM

While viewing “Snow White and The Huntsman” I couldn’t help but wonder exactly what demographic this film was vying for. In a way, this is far from any childrens fairy tale, with many themes and elements of inescapable destiny, childhood love, cru...

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The Cabin in the Woods

reviewed on April 13th, 2012 08:30PM

I'll make this short: Every positive phrase that's been created to acknowledge and praise Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard's long awaiting love letter to horror fans (or every fan for that matter) has been spot-on since day one. "Cabin in the Woods" i...

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Safe House

reviewed on February 28th, 2012 10:50PM

Coming in on an intense and intrigue-filled action front is "Safe House," a Denzel Washington/Ryan Reynolds film that, while a tad formulaic, still manages to entertain the hell out of you with its rough-and-tumble style and execution. It has ...

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Chronicle

reviewed on February 9th, 2012 07:57PM

I believe what makes "Chronicle" work so efficiently as a film is how we are literally dropped into our characters lives and experience them from their perspective or perspectives. This films shooting style, dialogue, and performances make it not ...

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Underworld: Awakening

reviewed on January 30th, 2012 06:58PM

Uber-hottie Kate Beckinsale returns to the franchise that made the vampire/werewolf conflict action-packed in the latest installment of the "Underworld" series. While this feature may be the shortest run-time in the saga, its still overflowing wit...

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Seeking Justice

reviewed on January 30th, 2012 05:01PM

Nicholas Cage is on a mission; To be in as many movies as he possibly can be, whether we want him to or not. While Cage was once known for putting forth dynamic performances in anything he did, I can't help but wonder if he's trying to get back to...

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Haywire

reviewed on January 25th, 2012 06:22PM

Steven Soderbergh has always been a director with a certain sense of visionary charm and bravado. In many of his works, they've all had a cool demeanor and a smooth self-awareness of its own environment, crafting films with their own style and sub...

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Drive

reviewed on January 19th, 2012 05:32PM

Like "Warrior," "Attack the Block," and other films of that magnitude, its doubtful there's much I could add to "Drive"'s praises. BUT surprise surprise, I found myself left wanting considerably more from this critically acclaimed film once the cr...

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Attack the Block

reviewed on January 17th, 2012 05:13PM

Much alike, "Warrior," there's not much I can contribute to the praise, accolades, and positivity that describe just how extraordinary director Joe Cornish's debut feature "Attack the Block" was upon my first viewing of it. Everyone from schomes t...

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Contraband

reviewed on January 16th, 2012 05:28PM

Start off the next great year of cinema with "Contraband," an impressively hardcore thriller with Marky Mark at the helm, a decent cast backing him up, and a R rating to warm your heart. While I can't exactly say I was rocked to my core with th...

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In Time

reviewed on January 16th, 2012 05:23PM

One word. In-fucking-credible. After a beyond kick-ass trailer that floored me six ways from sunday last year, I was pumped to check out director Andrew Niccol's (Gattaca, Lord of War) next big sci-fi premise with "In Time." It was on my cranium w...

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50/50

reviewed on January 11th, 2012 07:03PM

Keeping in mind this is a dramedy of a man's life spiraling downward with the revealing that he contracts cancer, "50/50" manages to be pretty damn heartwarming, engaging, and surprisingly funny. It mixes its elements seamlessly and doesn't get to...

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Blackthorn

reviewed on January 11th, 2012 05:51PM

Spanish director Mateo Gil takes on his first English feature with the beautifully shot and atmospheric "Blackthorn," the story of a man's last ride and what falls upon him during the witching hour of his existence. While this is a western in so m...

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Warrior

reviewed on January 10th, 2012 04:59PM

There's not much I can contribute to the praise and accolades of "Warrior," beyond what critics, movie-goers, and schmoes alike have all been writing about. But here's some points anyway, if you're curious on my experience with this phenomenal fil...

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Hanna

reviewed on January 9th, 2012 10:28PM

Joe Wright, the director of "Atonement" and "The Soloist," takes on the cat and mouse spy game with a twist in "Hanna." the story of a young girl whose as lethal and dangerous as they come, but in the end, just wants to grow up, mature, come to te...

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Puncture

reviewed on January 4th, 2012 08:21PM

Chris Evans takes a break from comic book films and takes a stab at portraying a damaged yet noble real-life Lawyer in "Puncture," an indie drama based on a true story involving heath care, death, and the secrets that tie them altogether with the ...

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Abduction

reviewed on January 3rd, 2012 12:37AM

So yeah, this movie is pretty bad. Not eye-peelingly bad, but still not very great considering, well, everything.. I'm not going to blame Lautner or this cast of legends like Siqourney Weaver, Jason Isaacs, Alfred Molina or even director John S...

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Super

reviewed on December 30th, 2011 01:39AM

Call it "Kick-ass Indie" if you choose, but "Super" is definitely one of the darkest "superhero" films to date, and it wears this moniker like a badge of honor, proudly never shying away from its graphic material whether it be religious overtones,...

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Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

reviewed on December 26th, 2011 09:44PM

Superstar Tom Cruise and Director Brad Bird take on another installment of the Mission Impossible franchise with "Ghost Protocol:" a complete ass-kicking encompassing flick, filled to the brim with gadgets, action, scope, and spectacle. Sporting a...

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Killer Elite

reviewed on December 16th, 2011 09:57PM

British Actioner Jason Statham and English bad-ass Clive Owen collide in this story about assassins, mercenaries, agents, kings, sons, secrets, crews, and secret societies. From the trailer for this flick, you get the feeling that this would be a ...

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Straw Dogs

reviewed on December 5th, 2011 09:50PM

After an exciting trailer and an increasingly long wait, I finally got the chance to check out the remake to "Straw Dogs," the story of a man pushed to the brink by townsfolk, who soon show their true colors. Its amazing to me, that after I've see...

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Kung Fu Panda 2

reviewed on November 22nd, 2011 08:52PM

Wow. Just. Wow. Dreamworks Animation Studios has shown me once again that they can put forth some of the most beautiful and creative features out there with the vibrant and exceptional "Kung Fu Panda 2." From start to finish this film is just chal...

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30 Minutes or Less

reviewed on November 21st, 2011 07:56PM

While this film was funny, had a pretty decent premise, and sported a adequate cast, I still have one question: "Where was the rest of the movie!?!?" I swear this film felt like it was only a hour runtime. I mean, things happened here and there, s...

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Part 1)

reviewed on November 19th, 2011 08:11PM

While "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part 1" offers up some pretty adequate surprises, it's still far from a perfect film, yet still is better in some aspects opposite to its predecessors. I'll keep this short as to not bore you all with the de...

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Conan the Barbarian

reviewed on November 15th, 2011 08:41PM

This film filled me with a certain glee that I hadn't felt during a non-comic book film in many moons. While I believe most people dreaded this remake of the 1982 classic of the same name, it still was a nostalgic treat that made the most of its p...

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Crazy Stupid Love

reviewed on November 14th, 2011 09:09PM

Is it possible to love a film's characters but loathe the direction the story takes said characters? On one hand, I felt like this film sports some hilarious and interesting performances from the entire cast, which is a doozy with Steve Carell, Ry...

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Green Lantern

reviewed on October 22nd, 2011 02:26AM

Whoa did this mess frustrate the hell out of me. I don't know whether it was because I was viewing it while completely inebriated by Nyquil, or because I just couldn't understand why the filmmakers took the route they did with the origin story of ...

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Real Steel

reviewed on October 10th, 2011 10:14PM

It's amazing to me how much the film effected me. Its story has been seen before, but not in this capacity, and it works so adequately that you'll wonder how yet enjoy the ride all the same. This film could've easily become a joke within two secon...

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Hatchet

reviewed on September 9th, 2011 04:11AM

Now this is how B-grade horror films are supposed to be done; graphic, inhumane, demented, scary, implausible, and completely hilarious. "Hatchet" decides to go the fucked-up route and give us a simple story, extremely merciless and insane kills, ...

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Bridesmaids

reviewed on August 28th, 2011 12:09AM

The critics, box-office, and schmores have spoken; "Bridesmaids" has everything you could ever want in a comedy with heart and relevancy. While most would consider this a chick flick, it's still a comedy first and its just overflowing with wit, ch...

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Final Destination 5

reviewed on August 24th, 2011 09:46PM

Death comes full circle in this latest addition to the franchise that made accidents fun to watch, no matter how gruesome and fucked up the eviscerations became. Despite the fact that Final Destination's last two films were less than average, this...

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Fright Night

reviewed on August 21st, 2011 11:09PM

Much to my surprise, “Fright Night” was one of the best remakes I’ve witnessed in a long while. I would place right next to “The Ring,“ “Let Me In,“ and “TCM” in terms of overall setting, tone, excitement, and style. It takes its original source m...

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes

reviewed on August 8th, 2011 07:38PM

Every review I've taken a peek at has praised "Rise of the Planet of the apes" for its beyond intricate and stellar special effects. The proud people who work at WETA digital have crafted a masterpiece of movement, expression, mannerisms, and over...

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Cowboys & Aliens

reviewed on August 7th, 2011 05:03PM

Once I was sitting in the theater, waiting for "Cowboys & Aliens" to proceed, I couldn't help but have a huge question mark over my head on the expectations that should've been formed after watching the trailer for this flick. Sadly, no expectatio...

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Friends With Benefits

reviewed on August 2nd, 2011 07:30PM

Coming in with a fast pace and a biting wit that's sure to put a smile on your face, "Friends with Benefits" is the "relationships-suck" comedy we've all been waiting for. Its understandable that most people have categorized this film as "No Strin...

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Take Me Home Tonight

reviewed on July 31st, 2011 06:58PM

Well this was certainly a nice surprise. Given how many raunchy and fucked-up comedies surfaced this summer, it was certainly different to come across a film that not only brought the wild and craziness, but also captured what it was like to be so...

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Captain America: The First Avenger

reviewed on July 23rd, 2011 07:01PM

Wow. Was this movie good, or was this movie fuckin GOOD? Whether you're a fan of Cap and his shield or not, there's still a compelling story here, along with great characters, a fresh and unique take on World War II, and a fantastic last stop befo...

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Horrible Bosses

reviewed on July 14th, 2011 04:51PM

I'll make this short. - Horrible Bosses is as funny as everyone has been claiming. It also has a little bit of intelligence, heart, and realism to its story that would actually make you understand why these guys would want to kill their superio...

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Super 8

reviewed on June 10th, 2011 07:01PM

Visionary director J.J. Abrams once again takes his unique eye of storytelling and focuses it on the science fiction involving small town America mixed in with government propaganda gone haywire. Can't say I'm too surprised that because this spect...

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X-Men: First Class

reviewed on June 4th, 2011 06:37PM

Director Matthew Vaughn is two for two now, because he has officially wiped the bad taste completely out of my mouth that "X3" and "Wolverine Origins" left forever ago. "X-men First Class" is the X movie we've ALL been waiting for. It's the movie ...

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I Saw the Devil

reviewed on June 2nd, 2011 10:06PM

As the old Klingon proverb goes; "Revenge is a dish best served cold." but what if Revenge was more than just one dish? What if it was a buffet you prepared slowly, letting each dish simmer to perfection obtaining a full pallet of flavor before yo...

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The Hangover, Part II

reviewed on May 26th, 2011 06:24PM

The Hangover part 2 takes the same exact same formula from its predecessor and changes the location as well as the various antics our Wolfpack takes part in. The film ups the ante on the silly, funny, gross out humor and the extreme sexual content...

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

reviewed on May 21st, 2011 12:05AM

Director Rob Marshall takes over for Gore Verbinski and throws his own spin on the series that Depp and Disney made famous with "On Stranger Tides." In a gallant return to the seas and the nature of being a pirate we get pretty much everything the...

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Priest

reviewed on May 16th, 2011 10:07PM

How unfortunate that this film just didn't turn out the way it was supposed to. I've found that most people have been comparing this to "Legion" because of Paul Bettany and the themes of God and humanity, which isn't that far of a leap here. Sadly...

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The Green Hornet

reviewed on May 12th, 2011 08:55PM

I'll make this quick before I forget everything about this film. The truth is, I did enjoy this film for trying to go the comedic route with this story. It had its moments of fun and I dare say the action scenes were pretty decent here. Problem...

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Thor

reviewed on May 8th, 2011 10:18PM

The road to one of the most anticipated films of 2012 continues with Kenneth Branagh's take on marvel's god of thunder and his quest to become the hero he was destined to be. So long ago when I heard the Branaghman was taking over the directile du...

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Insidious

reviewed on May 1st, 2011 10:52PM

After hearing mostly positive reviews on "Insidious" I was thinking of checking it out later down the line since there were other films that peeked my interest more then this one. It wasn't until a friend of mine recommended we check it out togeth...

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Fast Five

reviewed on April 29th, 2011 08:11PM

The Ultimate Guilty Pleasure franchise is back with another installment of fast cars, fast action, and furious intensity. Upon sitting down during the midnight premiere last night, I knew what to expect and Wow did I ever get it. Those of you who ...

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Drive Angry

reviewed on April 27th, 2011 09:48PM

There's no doubt that "Drive Angry" is the wild, knockout, drag-out, no holds barred thrill ride that everyone's been talking about since it was released in February. This film is an enjoyable romp that makes the most of its R-rated in every categ...

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Scream 4

reviewed on April 17th, 2011 08:39PM

15 years ago, I sat down to watch the first "Scream" film with very little expectations. Having seen a good number of slasher flicks at the time, I wondered what would make this film from director Wes Craven so different from the bunch. Once the c...

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Source Code

reviewed on April 6th, 2011 10:09PM

What can I say about "Source Code" that hasn't already been said? How can I contribute to the overwhelming praise this film has received? What would make my opinion so different from all the rest? Honestly. Nothing would. But that's not going to s...

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The Next Three Days

reviewed on April 1st, 2011 12:38AM

Not only did "The Next Three Days" have an interesting premise, but a powerhouse actor in Russell Crowe in its lead, backed up by ultra-cutie Elizabeth Banks putting in one of her first dramatic role. I know she's been in others but I can't think ...

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Limitless

reviewed on March 29th, 2011 09:49PM

Wow. Now THIS was a goddamn movie! From its uber-enthralling beginning to ultra-satisfying end, "Limitless" was everything I could ever want in a feature film; Impressive story, unique premise, dazzling visuals, intelligence, wit, and moral quanda...

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Sucker Punch

reviewed on March 27th, 2011 10:34PM

After walking out of "Sucker Punch" I was faced with a query that I didn't expect; Was this to be expected? No doubt that over the past few days, this film has raised a lot of questions, issues and debates on the merits of taste, quality, substanc...

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Faster

reviewed on February 12th, 2011 11:00PM

I don't give a damn what anyone says, I am a true fan of The Great One. Since he showed up in the USWA all those years ago as Flex Kavana, I couldn't stop loving this guy and everything he accomplished. Needless to say, I've been a hardcore Rock f...

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The Mechanic

reviewed on February 10th, 2011 12:54PM

I wanted to like this film more than I did. I REALLY wanted to, but it just wasn't there. Truth is, this film does the bang up job of being an action movie that doesn't have ENOUGH action to truly satisfy you, especially if you're a junky. I mean,...

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Paranormal Activity 2

reviewed on February 8th, 2011 11:18PM

I just can't help it, people. These kinds of films seriously freak me out. I don't know why, I don't know how, but they do. Every single time I've watched a "Footage" horror film, it's always intense, visceral, and downright creepy as all hell. It...

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I Spit on Your Grave

reviewed on February 8th, 2011 03:40PM

Finally, after long last I got to check out "I spit on your grave" after being screwed out of a worldwide theatrical release. I'd been so disappointed that my area didn't have this film as I was extremely excited to check this bad boy out and dive...

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Step Up 3-D

reviewed on February 4th, 2011 09:28PM

While "Step Up 3" isn't on the same plateau as say, "Save the Last Dance," it still manages to have enough decent moments to make it a little bit better than its previous installments. Not to mention the choreography in the various dance scenes ar...

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True Grit

reviewed on January 13th, 2011 10:52PM

While I am not a fan of the Coen brothers, there's no denying they have a distinct eye for film. So I was intrigued on what they would bring to the table when remaking the John Wayne classic western of the same name. Needless to say "True Grit" is...

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Monsters

reviewed on January 7th, 2011 10:21PM

I would have to say that "Monsters"could easily be categorized as either "District 9"- lite or to be more specific "District 9 lite Eco-edition" instead. From start to finish this film is a quiet journey through the terrain of the infected zone, a...

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Frozen (2010)

reviewed on January 7th, 2011 08:28AM

While this was a phenomenal effort by director Adam Green, I have to put it out there that the finished product just didn't do it all the way for me. Even though its a scary and suspenseful ride that really makes the most out of its premise, I cou...

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The Fighter

reviewed on January 6th, 2011 10:56PM

Well....This was certainly a memorable surprise. Everyone has been raving about this underdog story since its release, and to be fair, I wasn't convinced it was anything spectacular. The unfortunate truth at hand is every boxing film will forever ...

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The Other Guys

reviewed on January 4th, 2011 11:44PM

What I noticed the most while watching this film is that everyone sort of played further extensions of what they're best known for in earlier works. Exaggerated performances and plenty of stupid lines made for the notion of hilarity. That's not t...

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Buried

reviewed on January 3rd, 2011 11:29PM

Many critics and movie goers alike have agreed that "Buried" is exactly the kind of film Alfred Hitchcock would make if he didn't pass away. I am likely to concur with that statement, as this films concept and execution displays all the attributes...

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The Social Network

reviewed on January 2nd, 2011 08:48PM

When it comes to a creation that'll change the world, or in this case the world wide web, there's almost always a saga behind it. People are always betrayed, Lives are always ruined, while someone usually comes out on top at the end for better or ...

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Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps

reviewed on December 31st, 2010 09:33AM

It's good to see Micheal Douglas back in one of the roles that made him a household name. Considering that his latest films have been less than acceptable, Douglas comes back into full form as the ruthless Gecko, showing us that he still has what ...

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Black Swan

reviewed on December 30th, 2010 11:34PM

From beginning to end "Black Swan" is absolutely beautiful and haunting. From start to finish this story of passion and madness puts you right in the shoes of our protagonist who must contend with everything around her, while tapping into her own ...

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Tron: Legacy

reviewed on December 29th, 2010 10:16PM

Nostalgia and Immense excitement ran through every facet of my body as I finally sat down to the most anticipated sequel to the cult phenomenon "Tron," which to this day I have much respect and admiration for since it was one of the very first sci...

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And Soon the Darkness

reviewed on December 26th, 2010 08:56AM

Fantasy and Sci-fi Legend Karl Urban, hottie Odette Yustman, and newly lesbianized Amber Heard star in this very taut and suspenseful cautionary tale of what not to do and watch out for when being in a foreign country. First off I will say that...

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Piranha 3D

reviewed on December 26th, 2010 06:41AM

Director Alexandre Aja takes his demented sense of horror with this feature of merciless carnage. Yet instead of involving mutants in the desert or demons in mirrors, it happens to be piranhas in the water. From start to finish this film is pretty...

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Devil

reviewed on December 26th, 2010 02:10AM

M.Night has some brilliant ideas but his execution leaves much to be desired quite often. Yet this first entry of "The Night Chronicles" is not only well-executed but pretty fuckin scary too. Not only did this feature convey everything you'd come ...

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Unstoppable

reviewed on November 16th, 2010 01:43AM

Even though this feature is being completely overshadowed by the suckage of "Skyline," Which I seriously don't understand, it's still a pretty enjoyable and exciting ride. Director Tony Scott teams up with long-time regular Denzel Washington and n...

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Splice

reviewed on October 25th, 2010 04:18AM

Playing God never works out for anyone involved. This is the number one lesson "Splice" conveys better than anything else. This film does a subtle job to not only showing you this lesson, (And making you wonder if such a thing is happening in real...

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The Grudge

reviewed on October 24th, 2010 11:48AM

You know when you watch a horror film and its scary, tense, freaky, atmospheric, riddled with dread and completely memorable? You naturally assume that once you visit such a film again it would still have at least some of these attributes still in...

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Otis

reviewed on October 24th, 2010 12:26AM

It can be very tough to blend two such genres as horror and comedy. At times these elements shouldn't be anywhere near each other as to not cancel each other out, resulting in a bad movie, yet sometimes they do seem to come together quite adamantl...

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P2

reviewed on October 12th, 2010 08:51AM

P2 was an amiable surprise on all sides of the thriller spectrum. It was a slow cooker of a movie that manages to grab you up and hold onto you through its runtime, throwing intense moments of dismay, suspense and crimson your way, almost rewardin...

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Paranormal Activity

reviewed on October 11th, 2010 07:59AM

I've never been so half and half toward a film in my entire life. On one hand I feel like this movie can easily be categorized as one of the scariest films ever made, but on the other hand, This movie has some things I simply can't fucking stand. ...

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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

reviewed on October 10th, 2010 10:10AM

What makes this installment to the infamous franchise a little different from the others is the idea of knowing that this is the titular "The Beginning," and thereby isn't really weighed down with the mystery of who will survive and who won't. Sin...

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House of the Dead

reviewed on October 8th, 2010 12:12PM

Why would I even put myself through this? I must be a glutton for punishment or something because this was pushing me. My best friend told me that he was curious to see if "House of the dead" was the disease-ridded whore of cinema I made it out to...

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Supernova

reviewed on October 7th, 2010 05:26AM

I can't deny how fun this flick is. Clocking in 90 minutes this film doesn't over-stay its welcome and tosses you right into the story on minute one. While some critics and movie-goers have categorized this film as "Event Horizon"-lite, I can say ...

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Surveillance

reviewed on October 6th, 2010 08:39AM

This film is a lot less intricate than the trailers and advertisements would like you to believe, but its still a pretty engrossing watch. It works on a variety of levels but what's more adamant here is how effectively this movie grabs you up. Som...

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Ghost Ship

reviewed on October 5th, 2010 12:22PM

I can understand why "GhostShip" made the money it did back in 2002 when it was released. This film tries its BEST to be completely different from the rest of the "This place is Haunted" story-lines. And while some of it works, most of it misses t...

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The Haunting in Connecticut

reviewed on October 5th, 2010 11:43AM

In order to fully enjoy "The Haunting in Connecticut" you have to let go of one nagging question that will no doubt rattle in your brain throughout its runtime. Now I normally let things like this go in order to see where story takes me, but despi...

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Deadgirl

reviewed on October 3rd, 2010 05:39AM

This is one sick and twisted puppy Ladies and gentlemen. One that will no doubt stay in your mind for awhile or leave it completely once the credits roll to save yourself the trouble of nightmares. I first heard about "Deadgirl" while searching fo...

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Sword of the Stranger

reviewed on October 2nd, 2010 09:35AM

Considering that everyone on this site talks about Pixar films more than any animation company, its easy to forget even with the latest installments coming out, that anime has still been going strong all this time, pumping out shows and films afte...

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Severance

reviewed on October 1st, 2010 11:37PM

Ah the British..they certainly do know how to blend the genres, do they? I had been waiting for a long while to watch "Severance" since I heard of it a few years ago. Honestly, I don't know why it took me so long to take this film on because it wa...

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Case 39

reviewed on September 26th, 2010 01:26AM

I write this review for anyone who may be interested in seeing this flick before it comes out in theaters here soon. I'm going to try and be as honest as possible so anyone reading will know the real-deal before spending their money. I will sta...

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Resident Evil: Afterlife

reviewed on September 25th, 2010 06:11PM

I really wanted like AFTERLIFE. While I sat down in the theater during to first part of this movie, I was pleasantly surprised to find out how kick ass it was. I was thinking that the rest of the movie would have the coolness of the first crucial ...

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The Town

reviewed on September 21st, 2010 12:34AM

Watching "The Town" makes me think of something I said to a friend of mine a few years back. Before "Gone Baby Gone" came out I watched an Affleck movie that wasn't too great. (I believe it was Sum of all Fears or something.) I remember grimacing ...

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

reviewed on August 14th, 2010 08:50PM

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! "Scott Pilgrim vs the world" is EXACTLY how you put a comic book onto the big screen. It easily belongs on the same platform as The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Sin City, X-men 2, and any other comic book adaptation that is pretty...

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The Expendables

reviewed on August 13th, 2010 11:14AM

It was a packed house at the movie theater during the midnight showing of "The Expendables."Everyone was on the edge of their seats waiting for a true return to the action genre to begin. I remember thinking, "I hope this movie lives up to the ...

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Inception

reviewed on July 22nd, 2010 12:19AM

Having mixed feelings about Inception would be an understatement for me. On one hand, I think Inception is the best movie of the year, and definitely another entry in the "Saving the summer of 2010" category along with "Predators." It is a definit...

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Predators

reviewed on July 10th, 2010 10:22PM

Wow. Robert Rodriguez really does know how to handle source material. After such a revolutionary turn with "Sin City," I felt like whatever he touched would be a fans dream come true. So when i heard he was taking up the helm of the Predators f...

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Brooklyn's Finest

reviewed on July 9th, 2010 05:23PM

Intense, Dark, and Riddled in a reality i'd rather not think about, "Brooklyns Finest" portrays the infinite struggle between Good and Evil, Right and Wrong, Cops and Criminals, and what happens when the line between them all is blurred completely...

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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

reviewed on July 1st, 2010 09:42PM

I want everyone to understand something first off. I am not a twilight fan. Reason for this, as if I really need one, Its not really my cup o tea. I do however understand why so many people like this franchise. Don’t know why some are obsessed wit...

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The A-Team

reviewed on June 14th, 2010 10:31AM

“A-team” is another in a long line of movies being made based off of classic TV shows, like “Starskey and Hutch,” “Charlie’s Angels,” and “Star Trek” before it. Most of us remember the show when it was on back in the 80s. Hell, the first episode o...

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Iron Man 2

reviewed on May 15th, 2010 03:57AM

It took me awhile to write this review because I couldn’t help but mull over this movie for a few days. I mean it has certainly gotten praise and heat from critics, fan boys, comic geeks, and casual movie goers all around. Everyone is saying somet...

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The Losers

reviewed on April 25th, 2010 09:44PM

“The Losers” is a welcomed surprise from start to finish. From the action-packed beginning to comedic end this movie lets you know that its based off a comic and decides to have as much fun with it as humanly possible, and it really works. Now ...

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Kick-Ass

reviewed on April 25th, 2010 12:56AM

"Kick-ass" is on the same level of cinematic masterpiece as "The Dark Knight," "Sin City," "Watchmen," and "X-men 2" Everything with this film is on point from the performances to action to wit, charm, and direction. When it comes to acting Aa...
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