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So it's been 3 months....THREE FUCKING MONTHS....since my last update on here (holy shit, Batman!), and I must say that Skyping with drunk Super Marcey is damn hilarious! She is hammered! Skype with her now. Mass video call shall ensue now!
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Super Schmoe
the clever guy updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

I'm thinking a viewing of "Tango & Cash" is in order tonight. Sly Stallone and Kurt Russell, prison fights, and cheesy 80's music. Oh, and a hot, young Terry Hatcher.
Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 04:13 AM Jan 09

Good times, enjoy.

Derek237
Derek237 at 04:19 AM Jan 09

And a wonderful villain in Jack Palance. :D

the clever guy
the clever guy at 04:24 AM Jan 09

Shit! How could I forget Mr. Palance?!

"Well, quick and easy is NOT how you run a multi-million dollar business!"

the clever guy updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Ryan Reynolds is in this episode of 'The X-Files?' Who the Hell else appeared in this show? He looks young as Hell.
the clever guy
the clever guy at 07:04 AM Jan 08

^You're right on the episode, but he didn't die until much later in the episode.

The episode with Ryan Reynolds is called "Syzygy" from the third season. HE dies in the pre-credits. Very short role. Very gapped teeth. And very young.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 03:44 AM Jan 09

Ahhh, I could've sworn it was an early death. I don't really remember a whole lot from the earlier seasons outside of a few standout episodes. Time for an entire series re-watch marathon I suppose...

the clever guy
the clever guy at 04:21 AM Jan 09

Good ol' Netflix! Every season is available. But knowing Netflix, they'll get rid of their entire catalogue of X-Files seasons by the time I reach the 7th season or something.

But yeah, he wasn't offed until almost the very end. It was a very odd episode for me, and I think it was the first episode that featured an actual mainstream hit song. That song? "Hey man, nice shot" by Filter. It was cool looking at all of the old school arcade games though.

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the clever guy updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

So the Star Wars blu-rays will be released in 3 seperate box sets: OT, PT, and Complete Saga? Awesome! Now no one can bitch about having to buy the PT just to get the OT. Manwhile, which any real fan would just buy the complete saga anyways, since it's STAR WARS.
randychico
randychico at 03:17 AM Jan 07

I probably wont

bourahioro
bourahioro at 03:20 AM Jan 07

I'll buy the complete saga... for-fucking-sure.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 04:28 AM Jan 07

original trilogy all the way.. even though I'll be temped as balls to get the extra 3 bonus discs and the whole set.. damn you temptation.

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the clever guy updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Which Kinect workout game should I purchase to get my fatass in shape? 'Your Shape: Fitness Evolved?' Or 'The Biggest Loser?' Help me out here fellow schmoes! I need to look good for the recently single Scarlett Johansson!
Cherry Liquor
Cherry Liquor at 10:47 PM Jan 05

LOL... Don't have Kinect, so I'm not sure. But those Just Dance games for Wii are fun and I always end up surprised how long I do them for, so that's got to count for more calories.

And fat asses are in style lately. Kardashian, anyone?

Strider
Strider at 10:57 PM Jan 05

I don't own a Kinect either, but I'm rooting for you to get Scarlett Johansson! ;)

the clever guy
the clever guy at 11:03 PM Jan 05

Well, trust me..this Kinect thing will kick your ass no matter what you play. Seriously. I played just the regular Kinect Adventures that came with the thing, and I was sweating afterwards. And the Kinect Sports...track and field...'nuff said. It was a very unexpectedly likable Xmas gift.

the clever guy updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Why does Netflix insist on changing their Instant Watch so often and not even have those movies that WERE on my list available on DVD format? Why change it? Why make them unavailable? Why?
the clever guy
the clever guy at 07:07 AM Jan 05

Having us by the balls couldn't be any more true.

Fuckers. They're all fuckers.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 05:05 PM Jan 05

same shit happened to me last night.. went to check out something on my instant que and it's gone.. WITH NO DVD TRACE LEFT.. fuckers

the clever guy
the clever guy at 10:41 PM Jan 05

Yeah, I don't understand why they can't just leave it as an 'instant watch' item. Why are these movies SUDDENLY "unavailable?"

Fuckers.

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the clever guy updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Wait...what the fuck?! I can't get the COMPLIMENTARY first episode of the BTTF game until fucking FEBRUARY?! They'll "notify" me when it's available for free? What the piss?!
JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 06:34 PM Jan 04

thats awful.. what a buzzkill

randychico
randychico at 07:20 PM Jan 04

Well, it IS free...

the clever guy
the clever guy at 08:17 PM Jan 04

@Randy....true, I suppose. A friend of mine told me to just go ahead and clunk down the $25 for the whole thing, since I probably would after the first episode anyways.

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the clever guy updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

"...when this baby hits 88 MPH, you're gonna see some serious shit." Looks like I'm spending my day playing the new BTTF game using the free coupon that came with my BTTF blu-ray!
the clever guy updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Is there anything Andrew Zimmern won't eat? I mean, seriously, what a fatass.
rriddle
rriddle at 11:15 PM Jan 03

Ha!

MJZ
MJZ at 11:43 PM Jan 03

probably won't eat a salad...

the clever guy updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Damn you 'Angry Birds' for being so damned addictive!
threezy
threezy at 11:11 PM Jan 02

My lady kicks my ass at that game after I taught her my skills. She evolved into some super Angry Birds player, and now I'm left in the dust lol. Angry Birds Seasons is my fav!

Jim Law
Jim Law at 11:26 PM Jan 02

Those last few in the Christmas one were tough as hell.

the clever guy
the clever guy at 11:29 PM Jan 02

I only downloaded the light version...well, here goes my first app purchase!

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the clever guy updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Well schmoes, time to get drunk and hammered and shitfaced (all at once!)! I hope you all have a great night tonight, and I will talk to you all next year! Have a happy new year all!
Highspeed
Highspeed at 11:36 PM Dec 31

About...eh, five steps ahead of ya :). Have an awesome night man.

the clever guy updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

I HATE Russell Brand. What is the draw to this idiot? Watching him on Conan right now is like watching my only child burn alive in front of me. Seriously, he dresses like an douche, speaks like a moron, and just sucks ass. What does Katy Perry see in this toolbox?
JoBlo
JoBlo at 04:39 AM Dec 31

He's definitely a love/hate kinda fella. So far, I crack up at most everything he says/does, but I can see how he can also be extremely grating to some.

WalkAway
WalkAway at 02:52 PM Dec 31

I just wish he'd brush his hair. And Kate Perry isn't really a catch herself as far as I'm concerned.

the clever guy
the clever guy at 09:07 PM Dec 31

I don't know. I've NEVER liked the guy. Ever. Even when he first came into the spotlight, I always wondered "who is this douche?"

And Katy Perry, yes, isn't the greatest thing to grace this Earth, but she's definitely someone I would be proud to brag about touching.

the clever guy updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Olive Garden, here I come! Just give me all of yours breadsticks!
chasebec03
chasebec03 at 05:38 PM Dec 30

Save some for me. ; )

the clever guy updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

If anyone else is bored and awesome, you'll come into the chatroom with me...
the clever guy updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

I just can't get into the Nostalgia Critic for some reason. He just doesn't do it for me. Maybe...maybe I'll give him another chance. I have seen numerous videos of his, but everyone makes him out to be the best thing on the internet.
the clever guy
the clever guy at 10:47 PM Dec 29

Gotta agree with you MM. Just...annoying.

SM, I've watched some older videos and some recent ones. I just don't see the draw to him.

Acerbus III
Acerbus III at 11:19 PM Dec 29

I like some of his vids and got bored with others. I find him occassionally fun...but I'm not a huge fan

randychico
randychico at 05:43 AM Dec 30

I watch him but only if Im finished with all the movies I have to watch, all the music I have to organize, all the books I haventread, the articles I need to write,the video games I need to beat, the audios I need to produce, the videos I need to edit and the work I need to find.

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