Too much Guinness, car bombs, and Jameson last night...ugh...
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Too much Guinness, car bombs, and Jameson last night...ugh...
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Great night. Excellent episode of 'Lost,' and the pretty awesome premiere of 'Justified.' Capping it off with some Coors Banquet and a little NES.
I'm getting ready to write up a Random Game Review. Damn, it's been a long time since my last one!
Well, now I await to see if I got food poisoning from that turkey I just ate.
A glass of Jameson and some Sega Genesis to cap the night off...
First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that China cabinet.
So I FINALLY caught 'Black Dynamite.' It is one badass movie. I think I might rewatch it already!
Yeah, that movie is definitely one that you should rewatch to catch all the little (intentional) mistakes, flubbed lines, boom mics in shot, etc. Hilarious film.
I forgot how shitty the Police Academy sequels were until I watched Police Academy 3 on Comedy Central.
I'm not your guy, buddy!
Why do I have so many unopened DVDs on my shelves? Some of them I've had for a couple years now. Damn I'm lazy!
So about The Boondock Saints 2...well, what the fuck happened? The first was stylish and badass (so sue me, I like the first), but this seemed like a half-assed directing job. Review to follow.
Jameson, Guinness, and Boondock Saints 2.
Jameson holds a special place in my heart (about 2 inches below the Aorta Ascendens), but I think Guinness is vastly overrated and I never saw BS2.
=) It's like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. The world may never know.
So my mom just found out that she now owns 99 acres of land in Alaska courtesy of her dad. What a day...
wow! How sweet is that!? Congrats man. Don't sell it to any oil companies. Call Steven Segal or JCVD if you need protection from lackeys.
I'm going to finally finish Super Mario Bros. Wii while I figure out the rest of my day.
Listening to the JoBlo podcast...
I wrote you guys a scathing review on iTunes...just thought you should know.








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