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Return of the Jedi
#1 Movie of All-Time
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
#1 Comedy
The Dark Knight
#1 Action
District 9
#1 Sci-Fi
Evil Dead
#1 Horror
Love Actually
#1 Romance
Clint Eastwood
#1 Actor
Rosario Dawson
#1 Actress
Christopher Nolan
#1 Director
Rosario Dawson
#1 Hottie
Luke Skywalker
#1 Movie Character
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With Sony considering splitting their company in half, it only goes to show you how badly they are fucking up. And yes people, the PS3 is one of the biggest reasons their entertainment division is dying. The PS3 launch mixed with other problems they ran into has been killing them for years.
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The Bodyguard updated his STATUS: about 3 hours ago

With Sony considering splitting their company in half, it only goes to show you how badly they are fucking up. And yes people, the PS3 is one of the biggest reasons their entertainment division is dying. The PS3 launch mixed with other problems they ran into has been killing them for years.
Ocelot_Snake
Ocelot_Snake at 03:25 PM May 23

Went well for me

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 03:59 PM May 23

Well it's all up to the PS4 to save them eh.

The Bodyguard
The Bodyguard at 04:07 PM May 23

I doubt it really could. Their reputation has been damaged so severely that they already hold a junk bond status. Unless they have the strongest launch of them all and keep it up, and the X1 suffers a poor launch which I doubt it will have.

The Bodyguard updated his STATUS: about 3 hours ago

It's funny how Gianna Michaels is on almost everyone's favorite pornstar list. She is amazing at what she does, an incredibly hot body and a dirty fucking mouth. I wish she was still working. I haven't seen her do anything in a few years, does anyone know where she is performing nowadays?
sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 02:41 PM May 23

Agree, I remember when I first seen one of her movies I was like "shes an animal".

The Bodyguard posted a BLOG item about 4 hours ago

More Porn Stars


Mood: Horny

timmyd
timmyd at 05:00 PM May 23

lovin' it .

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 05:46 PM May 23

Ummm why are their names not listed with the images???

The Bodyguard posted a VIDEO item: about 6 hours ago

Buffy The Vampire Layer

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUWAvfcgc2U

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 12:15 PM May 23

I hope horrofan23 can make a review of this.

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 12:59 PM May 23

It has Lexi Belle so I have to give it a shot.

The Bodyguard
The Bodyguard at 01:00 PM May 23

You sure you don't mean you want to give her a shot?

Hint hint, wink wink, a how do you do

The Bodyguard posted a BLOG item about 6 hours ago

Popular Porn Parodies


Mood: Horny

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 11:48 AM May 23

Jesus, I could forgive some of these titles like Tits A Wonderful Life and Cliffbanger for being somewhat humorous. But Foreskin Gump just sounds horrible, like a bad STD.

Johnboy16
Johnboy16 at 11:57 AM May 23

LMAO Everybody Does Raymond! These are all fantastic.

randychico
randychico at 12:27 PM May 23

I like it when they're at least clever with their titles...

OH and there's also this

The Bodyguard posted a BLOG item about 6 hours ago

Diamond Foxxx


Mood: Horny

timmyd
timmyd at 05:04 PM May 23

nice .

The Bodyguard posted a VIDEO item: about 7 hours ago

The Porn Parody I have been waiting for all my life: Xena XXX

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBdjpwarvaU

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 01:01 PM May 23

Oh this one is pretty good.

The Bodyguard updated his STATUS: about 7 hours ago

Laksmi wants porn, so I plan to give her some porn!
Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 12:19 PM May 23

hehehe I don't "want you to give me", but is just a theme day of last year and I thought it deserve to keep the tradition.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 03:30 PM May 23

3-year anniversary of the end of LOST and porn day?

It doesn't get much better than that.

The Bodyguard posted a VIDEO item: about 7 hours ago

A Wet Dream on Elm Street

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtS5ZP-iF7Y

Johnboy16
Johnboy16 at 12:01 PM May 23

Porn parodies rule lol

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 12:47 PM May 23

lol

The Bodyguard posted a BLOG item about 7 hours ago

Asa Akira


Mood: Horny

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 12:47 PM May 23

Nice.

timmyd
timmyd at 05:05 PM May 23

Smokin' . great scene in the FRIDAY THE 13th parody .

The Bodyguard posted a BLOG item about 7 hours ago

London Keyes


Mood: Horny

timmyd
timmyd at 05:06 PM May 23

like London .

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