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Things I hear from dudes around me who are married (things they should keep in-house btw, not sure why you're sharing this with other dudes, have some fucking pride):
"My wife is always right"
"Happy wife, happy life"
"Let me ask my wife if I'm allowed to -fill in the blank-".
"Sorry I can't, my wife won't let me".
Not sure what happens to "men" after they say "I do" these days, but if I ever get married and start spewing drivel like that, I give my close friends the permission to beat THE EVER LIVING SHIT out of me with aluminum baseball bats.