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I dug As Above, So Below more than the norm it seems...
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The Arrow updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

I dug As Above, So Below more than the norm it seems...
Invidtus at 03:44 PM Aug 29

when I was on the Metro there a few weeks ago I couldn't help but thinking about all those catacombs under my feet- didn't have time to book a tour wish I did-

YoshioKun13 at 01:31 AM Aug 30

It looks like what a good Silent Hill movie might be, if the town was underground...

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Awesome BTS pic from First Blood!

Cochise at 10:23 PM Aug 27

that is sweet

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The Arrow updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

The 10 things I would do to get The Expendables series back on track!
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G. Costanza at 08:12 PM Aug 27

Great write up! You hit all concerns about what went wrong with EX3. The sad part is that with the piss poor box office the franchise might not get fixed.

The Arrow updated his STATUS: 7 days ago

Loved The Expendables Director's Cut! Better than the theatrical cut IMO.
Cochise at 07:57 PM Aug 25

hell yeah

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I need orange juice and...ummm... yup, that hottie!

YoshioKun13 at 08:00 PM Aug 23

Now I'm in the mood for some milk

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LelekPL at 09:27 PM Aug 23

looks a bit like that one chick from that one movie... damn

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The Arrow updated his STATUS: 11 days ago

I'm finally gonna watch The Expendables director's cut this weekend, hope it's better than the Rambo director's cut which I didn't care for...
YoshioKun13 at 03:03 PM Aug 21

I didn't care much for it.

Think the theatrical cut's better myself.

Cochise at 03:21 PM Aug 21

really do not like that Rambo director's cut at all.

The Expendables DC though is better than the theatrical. A lot of subtle changes that really work, and some subtractions that really work as well (like the horrible looking CG building falling behind Crews in the climax). The most noticeable change is the climax is set to Shinedown's Diamond Eyes rather than the score from the theatrical cut. That's about the only thing I prefer in the theatrical, so I'll take the DC any day. Though I do love that song and it doesn't ruin the sequence or anything of the sort. It's a great tune, just a slight preference to it being set to the orchestral score.

Hope you dig it dude

Weapon X
Weapon X at 05:01 PM Aug 21

I was lukewarm on the theatrical cut both times I watched it, but the DC came off better for me.

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Teaser Trailer for the cancelled 2010 Highlander game!


Cochise at 03:22 PM Aug 21

this could've been a cool action-adventure game, in the vein of Devil May Cry or God of War. Would've been interesting to see how they went about handling the combat, would think they'd have to make it more grounded being Highlander and all (than DMC or GOW)

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Fan made Rambo V poster - still awesome!

Cochise at 05:44 PM Aug 18

that knife hahaha. Otherwise though yeah, cool. While I don't really think another Rambo is necessary I am looking forward to it. If Stallone directs it like he did the last one I'll be even more stoked, though hopefully he goes back to what he did in the theatrical cut rather than what he changed his mind to in the Director's Cut...

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The Arrow updated his STATUS: 14 days ago

The Expendables 3 tanked at the box-office. Why? My theory: The PG-13 alienated the core audience (guys that are say 25 years old and up), they'll wait till the unrated Blu-Ray. And the leak nixed out the young demographic they were trying to nab in theaters - the kids downloaded it and saw it for free. All depending how it does overseas, this could be the end of The Expendables series. Too bad, as I loved Part 1 and 2 and liked this one. Wise move on Sly's part to jump into Rambo V right away. Just keep it an R man! Your audience are guys that grew up in the 80's/90's, not today's 13 years old kids.
Cochise at 03:57 PM Aug 18

I really do not think the PG-13 rating affected it that much. Most people don't care about that. Some people are very vocal about it online, but in terms of the masses... I don't think they really care at all whether the film is R or PG-13, hell I don't think most people would even notice what the film is rated. They see the trailers, they see the action, they see the stars, they make their judgement. Most people don't judge based on an MPAA rating. If anything PG-13 brought in more people than it lost, with the additional 13-17 aged people.

The pirated copies probably had much more of an effect on it, but at the same time I don't think it has THAT much of an effect. I mean the same thing happened for X-Men Origins: Wolverine and that movie still did super well at the box office.

I definitely agree with Terror in that it was released at a dumb time. Their whole plan with the PG-13 was opening the film up to a new audience... yet they then decided to release it against Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... like what are they thinking? This could've been a perfect movie to open up the summer, an April movie or something when competition isn't nearly as intense and when Summer isn't almost over/Summer blockbuster fatigue hasn't set in.

grelber37 at 06:07 PM Aug 18

I skipped Expendables 3 for exactly the reason you mention. The PG-13 rating was a turn-off. The unrated blu-ray will be likely the best edition of this movie.

MonsterZeroNJ at 07:21 PM Aug 18

I loved it. Thought it was a blast. To me the PG-13 rating didn't harm it as it still had a really large body count. I don't think there will be an 'unrated' blu-ray as the film was filmed for PG-13 all along. Unless the add blood in post (like they did in pt. 2) and that always looks like crap

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The Arrow posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 16 days ago

The Expendables 3


Directed by: Patrick Hughes
Written by: Sylvester Stallone
Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Jackie Chan, Wesley Snipes, Mel Gibson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kellan Lutz, Jet Li, Antonio Banderas, Dolph Lundgren, Harrison Ford, Terry Crews, Robert Davi, Randy Couture, Kelsey Grammer, Victor Ortiz, Glen Powell, Ronda Rousey
Studio: Lionsgate
Genre: Action
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Plot: Old school action dudes meets new school and fights Mel Gibson.


Although I had fun with The Expendables 3, it is my least favorite entry in the franchise. The PG-13 rating and the way they cut around the violence to get it just didn't work for a film of this ilk. It's one thing to not have any blood (which looked odd, taking into account the mammoth body-count), it's another to awkwardly cut away from every neck-snap, stabbing etc. It ruined lots of the action for me. Think a hand-job with no pay-off. I truly hope that the Blu-Ray will be unrated (or rated R), cause I truly felt like I didn't see the whole movie. There's a better flick here and I want to see it...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: EVILDEADKING (8/10) , cerealkiller182 (7/10) > Display all
Glinda at 07:04 PM Aug 16

Thanks for this review. I'm glad to know what to expect and it's kind of what I feared although didn't anticipate the lack of much Dolph, Arnold and Jet. :(

I'm hoping to see it later today or tomorrow.

Cochise at 09:52 PM Aug 16

really sucks to hear about Jet... but still nice to hear you thought it was good overall. The way you make it sound it kind of seems like they made it PG-13 through editing and technically could've shot it as an R and just edited to be a PG-13, like James Mangold did with The Wolverine. Though I doubt they actually did that. But who knows.

darkrage6 at 06:56 AM Aug 21

I personally thought the young cast were pretty likeable and charismatic, so I wouldn't mind seeing more of them in the next film(especially Rhonda Rousey, Meow! can't wait to see her in Fast 7)

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Cochise at 07:53 PM Aug 15

niiiiice. Enjoy man

Heero at 09:02 AM Aug 17

Enjoy it !

I sure did!!

The Arrow updated his STATUS: 18 days ago

I finally saw The Amazing Spider-Man 2 on the plane, dug it more than the first film. Then I re-watched The Winter Soldier and totally forgot about having seen The Amazing Spider-Man 2.
Cochise at 12:24 AM Aug 15

Surprised they would show ASM2 on a place considering that opening scene lol

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Promo art for First Blood when Kirk Douglas was gonna play Col. Trautman. He pulled when they decided to NOT kill Rambo at the end of the film. The great Richard Crenna was cast at the last second with only one day to prep for the role.

Cochise at 12:25 AM Aug 15

He didnt like the decision to have him live I guess?

Glinda at 01:49 AM Aug 15

Yeah what the heck. Why would he want him to die? Didn't want sequels maybe? Well I do like Kirk Douglas but I'm glad it ended up being Richard Crenna. He fits the part perfectly and wow that's interesting he only had one day to prep. Good job on his part.

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Final Blu-Ray art for American Muscle (film I wrote and star in)! Pretty fly! You can pre-order the film here!

The Arrow updated his STATUS: 28 days ago

Old Norse proverb of the day: "One who sees his friends roasted on a spit tells all he knows." Oh so true...:)
Glinda at 07:48 PM Aug 04

lol - So true indeed.

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