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tbondrage99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 11 days ago

Chappie



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Directed by: Neill Blomkamp
Written by: Terri Tatchell
Cast: Sharlto Copley, Dev Patel, Sigourney Weaver, Hugh Jackman
Studio: Sony Pictures
Genre: Action, Thriller
Official Site:
Plot: From IMDB, In the near future, crime is patrolled by a mechanized police force. When one police droid, Chappie, is stolen and given new programming, he becomes the first robot with the ability to think and feel for himself.

Review:

After District 9 I thought Neill Blomkamp was the man and couldn't wait until his next movie. Although Elysium did have its moments it definitely left me wanting more so when Chappie came out I decided to reserve my reservations until I saw the movie as not to be disappointed by a good movie again which is what Elysium turned out to be.

Well no worries Chappie was more of a return to form for Blomkamp. Chappie was a kickass sci-if romp that gave me more than I had hoped for and completely restored my faith in the director.

The story was solid with great acting from all involved with Hugh Jackman being a great villain who I just hated all the more for his shorts wearing smugness to Sharlto Copley voicing Chappie to most of the rest of the cast who for the most part I had honestly never heard of before this movie came out.

The special effects were top notch as well, you could see where all of the hard work had been put in and it all pays off.

Overall Chappie is one of my favorite movies of the year so far and excites me for Blomkamp's next movie again which I would be more then happy ends up being that new Alien movie. I give Chappie a 9 out of 10.

Chappie

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unbinkable
unbinkable at 11:09 AM Aug 20

Finally! Someone else who liked this too :)

tbondrage99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 11 days ago

Platoon



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Directed by: Oliver Stone
Written by: Oliver Stone
Cast: Keith David, Forest Whitaker, Francesco Quinn, Kevin Dillon
Studio: Orion Pictures
Genre: War
Official Site:
Plot: From IMDB, A young recruit in Vietnam faces a moral crisis when confronted with the horrors of war and the duality of man.

Review:

Well time to give a review that most may disagree with, Platoon. I love a good old war movie as much as the next person so Platoon sounded like a good one to watch, it was an Acadamy Award winner right? Well there are a lot of Acadamy Award winners I don't really care for so I guess Platoon is just another one of those...[more]...

Platoon

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sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 11:38 AM Aug 20

Good war movie.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 11:42 AM Aug 20

Platoon is a very good war movie but having revisited it last year it honestly hasn't aged very well.

XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 12:35 PM Aug 20

This was one of my uncles favorite movies(this and "Beetlejuice". haha.), but I never could understand how he could watch it, with him being a Vietnam vet. I would think it would bring back horrible memories, but somehow it was a comfort for him.

tbondrage99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 11 days ago

The Longest Yard



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Directed by: Peter Segal
Written by: Sheldon Turner
Cast: Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Burt Reynolds, James Cromwell, William Fichtner, Cloris Leachman, Tracy Morgan, Nelly
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Official Site: www.longestyardmovie.com
Plot: From IMDB, Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.

Review:

There was a time when Adam Sandler movies were things to look forward to, they were great after that there was a period when Sandler's movies were still good but not as good now when one of his movies come out its pretty much cringe worthy. As far as The Longest Yard goes it is pretty much right in the middle between the golden years of Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore and whatever the hell it is he's got going on these days that need to be avoided like the plague...[more]...

Lomhest_yard

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sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 11:38 AM Aug 20

Good movie.

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 12:28 PM Aug 20

Great comedy/sports film!

Glinda
Glinda at 12:27 PM Aug 21

Love it.

tbondrage99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 11 days ago

The Darjeeling Limited



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Directed by: Wes Anderson
Written by: Wes Anderson, Roman Coppola, Lydia Dean Pilcher
Cast: Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody, Jason Schwartzman, Anjelica Huston
Studio: Fox Searchlight Pictures
Genre: Comedy
Official Site:
Plot: From IMDB, A year after their father's funeral, three brothers travel across India by train in an attempt to bond with each other.

Review:

I find with Wes Anderson people either love him or hate him. I tend to fall on the side of loving him with Fantastic Mr. Fox being my favourite of his for sure but if there is a favourite then odd are there is a least favourite and unfortunately that least favourite is The Darjeeling Limited.

That said that doesn't mean The Darjeeling Limited is a bad movie at all just not up to the greatness of his other movies.

The acting by Owen Wilson, Adrian Brody and Jason Schwartzman were all great but it was the story itself that left me wanting a little more.

Overall The Darjeeling Limited is a pretty decent movie but not what I was hoping for when I sat down to watch it. I give The Darjeeling Limited a 6 out of 10.

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Other reviews of this film: DaFuNk44 (6/10) , KcMsterpce (7/10) > Display all
tbondrage99 updated his STATUS: 12 days ago

Working overnights are the absolute worst! I can never get a nap in the afternoon no matter how hard I try and by the time my shift is over I've usually been awake for 24 hours straight. As a wise man once said "I'm getting to old for this shit!"
Weapon X
Weapon X at 02:27 AM Aug 20

I'm back on night shifts working ten-hour stretches. My week is basically work-sleep-repeat for four days, but (assuming there's no mandatory OT) I get a lovely three days to refresh.

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 04:42 PM Aug 20

Hey I been there

Used to work graveyard shift at a Chevron

tbondrage99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 12 days ago

The Mist



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Directed by: Frank Darabont
Written by: Frank Darabont
Cast: Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden, Andre Braugher, Laurie Holden, Toby Jones, William Sadler, Frances Sternhagen, Jeffrey DeMunn
Studio: MGM
Genre: Horror
Official Site: www.themist-movie.com
Plot: From IMDB, A freak storm unleashes a species of blood-thirsty creatures on a small town, where a small band of citizens hole up in a supermarket and fight for their lives.

Review:

Frank Darabont is amazing and pretty much everything he does is great. That pretty much seems to be the general conscious it would seem and I would have to agree. Whenever Darabont adapts a Stephen King property though, well look out your about to be in for some amazing shit. The Shawshank Redemption is easily one of my all time favorite movies and The Green Mile is nearly as good as it comes as well. The question is could Darabont adapt a King horror movie? Well I had no doubts and we got The Mist...[more]...

Mist

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Invidtus
Invidtus at 11:56 AM Aug 19

Mrs Carmody deserved that can of peas upside the head~

movieman32
movieman32 at 04:06 PM Aug 19

I like this movie as well, and what I like the most was the ending Darabont came up with for King's more ambiguously ended novella, which even the author himself has admitted being impressed by. :)

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 04:38 AM Aug 20

OMG this movie.
Nice review man.

tbondrage99 updated his STATUS: 12 days ago

Finally trying to pump out some new reviews after nearly a year without doing so....
tbondrage99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 12 days ago

Re-Animator



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Directed by: Stuart Gordon
Written by: Dennis Paoli, William Norris, Stuart Gordon
Cast: Jeffrey Combs, Bruce Abbott, Barbara Crampton, David Gale
Studio: Empire Pictures
Genre: Horror, Comedy
Official Site:
Plot: From IMDB, A dedicated student at a medical college and his girlfriend become involved in bizarre experiments centering around the re-animation of dead tissue when an odd new student arrives on campus.

Review:

Re-Animator is an absolute horror classic that it seems nearly every horror fan holds dear to their heart. So why haven't I seen it? Honestly I have absolutely no idea. I knew of its existence and I knew that it was supposed to be very good and as a teen and younger twenty-something I was consuming all things horror both good and bad but for some reason this one escaped me. Is it because the video stores that were available to me didn't carry it? Maybe? Either way I never really got around to it, that is until now. It may of took a while but I have finally seen this classic, so what are my thoughts...[more]...

Re-animator

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tbondrage99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 18 days ago

The Expendables 3



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Directed by: Patrick Hughes
Written by: Sylvester Stallone
Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Jackie Chan, Wesley Snipes, Mel Gibson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kellan Lutz, Jet Li, Antonio Banderas, Dolph Lundgren, Harrison Ford, Terry Crews, Robert Davi, Randy Couture, Kelsey Grammer, Victor Ortiz, Glen Powell, Ronda Rousey
Studio: Lionsgate
Genre: Action
Official Site:
Plot: From IMDB, Barney augments his team with new blood for a personal battle: to take down Conrad Stonebanks, the Expendables co-founder and notorious arms trader who is hell bent on wiping out Barney and every single one of his associates.

Review:

The first two Expendables movies were great action flicks that were throwbacks to both the 1980's and the action stars of yesteryear. Basically if you were big in the 80's or 90's you were almost a lock to be in these movies. These were balanced out with a few more current stars though such as Jason Statham and Terry Crews who both shined in these movies. They were fun mindless romps that were filled with big booms to the joy of everyone who grew up during that time period of action movies...[more]...

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Anakin
Anakin at 03:00 AM Aug 14

I enjoyed it.

tbondrage99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 19 days ago

Birdman



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Directed by: Alejandro Iñárritu
Written by: Alejandro Iñárritu
Cast: Michael Keaton, Edward Norton, Emma Stone, Zach Galifianakis, Naomi Watts, Andrea Riseborough, Amy Ryan, Natalie Gold
Studio: Fox Searchlight Pictures
Genre: Comedy
Official Site:
Plot: From IMDB, A washed-up actor, who once played an iconic superhero, battles his ego and attempts to recover his family, his career and himself in the days leading up to the opening of his Broadway play.

Review:

I didn't know a whole lot about Birdman before I saw it pretty much all I knew was that Michael Keaton played an actor who used to be famous for playing a super hero but is now washed up and trying to make a comeback. Well that was true but there is obviously a good bit more. I didn't see it until after all of the hype and and awards were won though including the Academy Award which to me has always been pretty hit or miss with a slight lean on the miss side if I were to be honest...[more]...

Birdman

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grelber37
grelber37 at 02:15 PM Aug 12

Birdman was metafiction, and that trait might have really sold the movie to members of the Academy.

tbondrage99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 21 days ago

Maniac



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Directed by: Franck Khalfoun
Written by: Alexandre Aja
Cast: Elijah Wood
Studio: Canal+
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: From IMDB, As he helps a young artist with her upcoming exhibition, the owner of a mannequin shop's deadly, suppressed desires come to the surface.

Review:

Unlike most horror remakes who's existence largely annoy me (or at least it was that way before I stopped caring because if they are going to do it why let it bother me when I can ignore it if I choose) Maniac was not one of those movies, in fact I had never, and still haven't see the original. So without that extra weight of it being a shitter version of a movie I loved I didn't have that baggage and was able to go in fresh...[more]...

Maniac

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timmyd
timmyd at 06:34 PM Aug 10

dug the heck outta this one as well.

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 07:47 PM Aug 10

Good review! Glad to read you loved it! I really liked it too!

tbondrage99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 21 days ago

Tusk



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Directed by: Kevin Smith
Written by: Kevin Smith
Cast: Genesis Rodriguez, Justin Long, Haley Osment, Michael Parks
Studio:
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: From IMDB, When podcaster Wallace Bryton goes missing in the backwoods of Manitoba while interviewing a mysterious seafarer named Howard Howe, his best friend Teddy and girlfriend Allison team with an ex-cop to look for him.

Review:

Now this was completely unexpected. But then how could it be anything but unexpected if your going into this thing without any real knowledge of it. I went in knowing only three things. It was directed by Kevin Smith stared Justin Long and was supposed to be really fucked up. Well I was right on all three...[more]...

Tusk

Other reviews of this film: cerealkiller182 (5/10) , oscarxp25 (8/10) > Display all
dsloy
dsloy at 11:50 AM Aug 10

not for everyone but smiths best film imo

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 07:52 PM Aug 10

Unexpected, indeed! I liked it.

tbondrage99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 21 days ago

The Promotion



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Directed by: Steve Conrad
Written by: Steve Conrad
Cast: Seann William Scott, John C. Reilly, Jenna Fischer, Lili Taylor, Fred Armisen, Gil Bellows, Bobby Cannavale, Rick Gonzalez, Chris Conrad
Studio: The Weinstein Company
Genre: Comedy
Official Site:
Plot: From IMDB, Two assistant managers of a corporate grocery store vie for a coveted promotion.

Review:

Here's a movie with tons of comedy potential with Sean William Scott and John C. Riley competing against one another for a promotion within their company. Sounds like a great premise for tons of funny hi-jinks right?

Well yeah it does but that isn't the direction the movie itself goes in. Instead they take a picture still funny albeit more serious route that I find kills most of that potential.

Sure it still has a good few funny moments but I think the best thing here would of been to of gone all out slapstick, especially given the track records of the two leads past in the genre.

All that said though The Promotion is still a decent movie that is better than a lot of other stuff out there even if it didn't go the route I thought would of been the better one. I give The Promotion a 6 out of 10.

Promotion

tbondrage99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 21 days ago

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For



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Directed by: Robert Rodriguez
Written by: Robert Rodriguez
Cast: Mickey Rourke, Jessica Alba, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Josh Brolin, Bruce Willis, Rosario Dawson, Ray Liotta, Jeremy Piven, Eva Green, Christopher Meloni, Juno Temple
Studio: Dimension Films
Genre: Action, Crime
Official Site:
Plot: From IMDB, Some of Sin City's most hard-boiled citizens cross paths with a few of its more reviled inhabitants.

Review:

Without a doubt Sin City is one of my favorite movies of all time. It was a flawless representation of the comic book it came from and had a look and feel unlike anything else. I couldn't wait for the sequel to come out, I knew it would be amazing since I knew they would just do the same thing again with a few other books in the series instead with A Dame To Kill For being the main attraction...[more]...

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tbondrage99 posted an IMAGE item: 25 days ago
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So this happened the other day.

Invidtus
Invidtus at 08:54 PM Aug 06

Nice~

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 09:26 PM Aug 06

Cool!

Alpha Green
Alpha Green at 12:16 AM Aug 08

How cool would that be if the hat were sitting on a wedge of cheese?

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