The first movie I seen in 2012 and if this is any preview of what this year will be for film, then we're off to a great start. The movie progresses slow as far as the paranormal stuff goes, but it works for it. The setting is very atmospheric with...

A nice little surprise this was. Even though this movie reminded me of so many others (Zombieland, The Road, to name a couple) it was actually a refreshing take on the Vampire genre and quite enjoyable for a STV flick. The gore was tight, the paci...

This movie was pure good times and I'd like to take this opportunity to address the haters: If you can't have a good time while watching a movie but still consider yourself a "movie fan/buff" or if you completely berate and shit on a movie before ...

This is one seriously underrated flick. Man if I could teleport, I'd be all like BAMPH! all up in the White House and poop on the floor in the oval office then BAMPH! I'd teleport into Ashton Kutchers house and poop on his pillow and BAMPH! on...

Damn.

Although as far from the original as it could possibly be, this "remake" was still a bloody fun ride. Whereas the movie's violence and brutality drive the film, it's the performances by the entire cast that make it solid and hold it together. Rebe...

Think Night of the Comet meets They. Not as good as NotC and not as bad as They, right in the middle. Actually, it's tough to say this was a good movie, because it really wasn't. Nothing was explained, and sometimes that's ok. A little mystery is ...

Without getting into a religious debate, I will say that Bill Maher has proved what most of us already knew, 1. All Religions are vague and the vast majority of it's followers don't fully understand it. 2. Every religion is molded and sculpt...

This movie HEAVILY reminded me of Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (also a great movie). And not just for the basic plot of the movie but because of all the subtle similarites too. And just like that movie, I loved this one too. Zach Galwalading...

I really don't know what to say about this movie. I mean, the first half left me feeling sick. I was horrified, and not in a good way. Rape is never easy to watch in a movie, but this movie makes it so I never want to see it on any scale ever agai...

Let me just get this out of the way right off the bat since it doesn't happen too often but the fact is, Let Me In was a far superior film to Let the Right One In in every way. It needed to be said. Now here is a few reasons why: 1. The cast. I...

I didn't get to see this one in 3D which I realize is a travesty as this movie was visually stunning and was probably amazing in 3D. This movie surprised me as I never realized watching owls for an hour and a half could be so enjoyable, other than...

Nothing new or original here. Just another movie where some Americans are kidnapped in a foreign country. That's just the American filmmakers way of keeping us right here where we can spend our hard earned dollars right in our own country. And it ...

Firstly I'll say that I "saw" this in 2D and it was still titled "Saw 3D". I thought that maybe they would've changed it to like "Saw: The Final Chapter" or sumpin. I digress. Saw 3D was definitely a welcome addition to the franchise. Of course...

There's not much to be said that hasn't already been said about this movie. It's hauntingly beautiful and creepy as hell at some times. I was surprised at the level of intensity and disturbia of this one, some moments just completely floored me. W...

Even though the film's title was one of the most misleading movie titles ever, this movie was pretty damn good. It's pretty much the same thing you can expect from any other movie similar to this one. Crazy shit happens, Denzel gets involved, peop...

Even though the trailer didn't exactly lead me to believe that this movie was side splitting hilarious, it did make me think that I would actually laugh considering the 2 stars of the film are usually funny as hell. Not this time. This was just a ...

I was really expecting this movie to be hilarious, it seemed that the formula was near perfect. The premise, the cast, the director. All perfectly capable assests to the film, but the funny just wasn't all there. I laughed at many moments but it w...

Short and sweet: I was shocked at how genuinely funny this was. And not in the chick flick romantic comedy or Juno kind of way. It was actually really hilarious with a superb cast. Emma Stone of course is the highlight with her dry wit and snap...

It was really no surprise to me that I'd like this one. This was an effects movie and nothing more and it delivered in that department in a big way. Almost every scene looked amazing and they didn't go the shaky camera route that I see in alot of ...

I still remember the first time I seen this movie. I didn't know much about and I didn't know any of the cast but I ended up buying it anyway when it first came out on dvd, and still to this day, it was one of the best blind purchases I ever made....

Where do I begin with this one? I'm not sure. Just as I felt after watching the movie. Not sure. Nothing really wowed me. I mean, I didn't hate the movie, but all it really did was keep me intersted just enough to not turn it off. And that's not r...

Cinematically, this is a better movie than the original. Leading off with that, here is why. The meat and potatoes of both films are Leatherface. What we get with the 2 movies is 2 very different Leatherfaces. The Leatherface in the remake is m...

I'm not one to spoil movies so by keeping it very unrevealing I will say that this movie is not what it's representing itself to be much like the people portrayed in the movie. At first viewing of the trailer I was quite intrigued thinking I was i...

What makes this movie effective is it's gritty realness. At no point do you fell like you're watching a Hollywood production but you also never feel like this is some schlocky low budget horror flick. The events that take place during the movie fe...

I've heard about this one for quite some time before I finally checked it out and now I wonder "What the hell made me wait so damn long"? This flick was highly entertaining and at times, pretty damned nasty too. I was quite surprised at how good t...

This is the Tom Hanks I know and love. Hands down my favorite Hanks movie of all time. This flick has a perfect blend of comedy and mystery and the way the story unfolds along with a terrific cast of characters, it's easy to get lost in the movie ...

The mythology of Heaven and Hell, Good versus Evil, God versus the Devil, etc. intigues me like no other. I'm not a religious person by any means, if anything I'm an advocate of anti-religion. But the mythology goes deeper than any other in histor...

Say what you will, if you grew up in the 80's then you enjoyed some of Ernest's movies. I watched this yesterday with my son and I had forgotten how much fun this movie was. It was nice to relive something familiar from my childhood while passing ...

This movie is awful. Firstly, the title lies! He didn't take Manhattan at all! He chilled on a fucking cruise ship, mackin', hackin', slashin', you know, the normal. And then he gets to Manhattan and he just runs around chasing the same kids. That...

This is a cool little movie that I enjoy that gets shit on quite a bit. I love Stephen King and pretty much everything he's done that been translated to film. Mick Garris has directed alot of King's work and I think he's done a exceptionally good ...

10 Things I Like/Hate About You Review #2 Like 1. Rob Schneider. Yeah he's done some crap, no doubt about that, but I like him. He makes me laugh more times than not and he was great on SNL and Men Behaving Badly. He's a funny dude and this mo...

10 Things I Like/Hate About You Review #1: Big Trouble in Lil' China Like 1. Carpenter is not a master filmmaker. It shows in movies like this. But that's why I love the guy. He seems more like a blue collar director making movies for the work...

From now on I will be doing what I like to call my "Haiku Review" where I will attempt to write a haiku to sum up my thoughts on a movie. Haiku Review #1: Vampires Suck Why did I watch this? Friedberg and Seltzer, fuck you. Want to kill my...

The trailer for this one looks like pure good times and it was. Suprisingly it isn't getting the love I expected it to get so I guess I'll be the one to pull this movies pantaloons off and give it a right good flogging! For me, Red is pure enterta...

This is the second best animated Batman film I've seen behind Gotham Knight. I don't usually watch the animated comic book movies, they feel more aimed toward the Saturday morning cartoon crowd, but this one had a different feel. Within the first ...

This is one truly remarkable film. I sat down with my 2 kids to check this one out yesterday and wasn't expecting to be floored the way I was. I like the first 2 but was never a huge fan of the series. Until now. This one had alot more depth than ...

I love the original NOTD, it is one of my favorite 80's horror movies. I also do not hate the idea of remakes. That being said, this movie was shit. I've been looking forward to seeing this since I heard about it and it was one hell of a wait to h...

Here's another crapfest that I actually kinda enjoyed. As I said before, I am easily entertained. This movie wasn't worth writing home to mom about (which is the first thing I do after watching a movie I enjoyed) and it isn't really even worth a s...

I thought this one took a little while to get going but once it did, holy shit it didn't stop. The gore in this movie is one for the record books folks. There really isn't a whole lot to say about this flick though, as it's mostly focuses on chara...

Frozen is one of those movies that once it gets going, you're glued. You think at first that it's gonna be interesting to see how it plays out for them to be stuck for the entire feature length of the film but as you watch you realize that it's wa...

Well after looking forward to seeing this since before it's release and ignoring all the negative reviews on the flick I finally got to sit down and check out this steaming pile and boy was it ever. There is so many negative things that can be sad...

What did I learn while watching Machete? Well, I learned that while Danny Trejo is one rugged looking, crazy, badass dude he is not much of a lead actor. Little of this movie kept me intersted, most of what kept me watching was the amount of viole...

Afterlife was the 1st RE flick I've seen in the theater since the first and was also my first 3D flick I've seen since "Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare". That being said I will address the 3D part first. It was amazing! I've been hating on 3D f...

Unthinkable was the literal meaning of an "edge of your seat" thriller. With the times we live in this was more terrifying than any horror or natural disaster movie. It really makes you think of what people are capable of when hiding under the rad...

Yay, I can finally review Martyrs!! Have you ever seen a movie that disturbed you so deeply that it's all you can think about for weeks on end? Well if you haven't seen Martyrs then I doubt you have felt this level of disturbia. This is the on...

First, Sam Rockwell is an amazing actor and "Moon" very much validates that statement. This movie was absolutely mind-fuckingly awesome. I really didn't know much about the movie going into it so expectations weren't that high, but wow, what a nic...

I really was torn about this movie. I mean, where do I begin on a rating for it? On one hand, the gore alone should get a 10/10. On the other hand, the story really seemed to drag throughout the movie, and for the most part the acting left a littl...

I'll start off by saying I love movies with atmosphere, that being said, The Book of Eli has definitely got it. The movie takes place 30 years after a flash from the sun has pretty much destroyed most of the earth and most of the popultaion as wel...

I know this movie hasn't been well recieved, I think that's mainly because people really miss all the original stuff Burton's done and don't want to accept the fact that he keeps rehashing old material. However, I am a Tim Burton fan through and t...

Let's see, where do I start? Oh yeah, The Human Centipede was fucking disturbing! If you know anything about the movie then you know that already. However, that still cannot prepare you to sit through this movie with a straight face. I was absolut...

Daybreakers was hands down the best vampire flick since 30 Days of Night and arguably the most original vampire story ever told. Ethan Hawke plays a vampire working on a blood substitute (to compensate for the drop in blood supply due to the lack ...