"...And His Hair Was Perfect."
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrjSqK7xPLE&feat...
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Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Smooth Native updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
"The night of the fight you may feel a slight sting. That's pride...fuckin' with you. FUCK PRIDE!! Pride only hurts, it never helps."
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Rolling On Floor Laughing...
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jts0WCOhBlk
Smooth Native updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
Matthew Patel...single most fucking annoying movie character in the history of single most annoying movie characters.
Smooth Native updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
"I'm gonna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown that you are..."
Smooth Native updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
Just got back from a hike throught the desert with my best friend. Damn, I shouldn't have drank that fifth last night...
Smooth Native updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
"We drank. We fought. He made his ancestors proud!"
Smooth Native updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
"You framed and Asia poster? How hard did the guys at the framing store laugh when you brought this in?"
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Smooth Native at 11:10 PM May 06
randychico at 07:36 AM May 07
Smooth Native at 05:50 PM May 07
A Few Of My Favorite Things
1. Favorite Movie: "Raiders of the Lost Ark"
2. Favorite Director: Sam Peckinpah
3. Favorite Musical: n/a
4. Favorite Horror Movie: "A Nightmare On Elm Street" (1984)
5. Favorite Film Critic: Roger Ebert
6. Favorite Band: Red Hot Chili Peppers
7. Favorite Album: Paul's Boutique
8. Favorite Musician: DJ Premier
9. Favorite Book: "Born To Use Mics: Reading Nas' Illmatic"
10. Favorite Author: Elmore Leonard
11. Favorite Graphic Novel: "Preacher: Gone To Texas"
12. Favorite Superhero: The Punisher
13. Favorite Supervillain: Lex Luthor
14. Favorite Supermodel: Claudia Schiffer
15. Favorite TV Show: "Sons of Anarchy"
16. Favorite Sitcom: "Seinfeld"
17. Favorite Play: "Henry V"
18. Favorite Playwright: Arthur Miller
19. Favorite Artist: Jean-Michel Basquiat
20. Favorite City: New York City
21. Favorite Dish: Barbecue-flavored Shake & Bake Pork Chops with a side of Stove-Top
22. Crush: Sofia Vergara
23. Man-Crush: n/a
24. Favorite Comedian: Joe Rogan
25. Favorite Podcast: JoBlo Movie Podcast
26. Favorite Sport: Football
27. Favorite Capitalist: Bill Gates
28. Favorite Socialist: John Steinbeck
29. Favorite Nihilist: n/a
30. Favorite Planet: Earth
31. Favorite Asshole: Tucker Max
@ Nite Owl - It is really good stuff. Never ate it as a meal though. I gotta try that sometime.
@ WalkAway - You know it, girl!!
@ Servo - The most awesome director, in my opinion.
Great #1 One of my all time faves. As well as your band and horror movie. Great stuff :D
@ randychico - Thanks a lot, pal. "Raiders" will always be my number 1.
Smooth Native updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
Okay, it's official...I'm getting "Mjollner" tattooed on my johnson...
Smooth Native created a LIST: about 2 years ago
Smooth Native at 06:39 PM May 06
My "NOM NOM NOM" List
1. Favorite Soda: Coke Zero
2. Favorite Pizza: Papa John's Meat Special (Eww, that didn't sound right)
3. Favorite Wings: Hooters, mild sauce fully breaded.
4. Favorite Burger: Bacon Cheeseburger with Sauteed Mushrooms on top.
5. Favorite Salad: Cobb Salad. Loaded with bacon.
6. Favorite Candy: Red Vines, totally.
7. Favorite Sandwich: B.L.T. with extra mayo.
8. Favorite Ice Cream: Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkee
9. Favorite Soup: Chicken Noodle
10. Favorite Asian Dish: Chicken Chow Mein
11. Popeye's, KFC, or Church's: Church's...all the way.
12. Food that turns you on the most: Fish Tacos...I love the way they smell.
13. Food that you detest the most: Anything with Parmesan or Bleu Cheese on it. Makes me gag.
14. Food the you eat mostly when you watch movies (aside popcorn): Pocky or Corn Nuts
15. Like some nuts? Yeah, chopped up on my hot fudge Sundae
Based on a list by horrorfan23
@ WalkAway - The essential candy for movie watching. Thin red licorice. Very good stuff.
@ Invidtus - Yes, you're right.
Smooth Native updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
The cameo where Thor goes to retrieve his hammer had me saying "Holy Shit" out aloud in the theater...
It's ironic how Marcellus' anti-gay slurs would come back to haunt him so horribly.