10 Chicks Who Could Kick My Ass
1. Hit Girl (Kick-Ass) - If she didn't kill me first, she'd definitely have my ass layed out before I could even react
2. Sonya Blade (Mortal Kombat) - Did you see the way she fucked up Kano? Yeah, I'd be fucked.
3. Beatrix Kiddo (Kill Bill) - She trained under Pai Mai... I trained under Nintendo.. hmmm
4. Sarah Connor (Terminator) - Imagine me as the guard who licks her face and you start to get the picture here.
5. Ellen Ripley (Aliens) - She's killed how many Aliens? Lets not even talk Resurrection Ripley...
6. Alice (Resident Evil) - Chick can run down the side of buildings! The best I can do is sit on a couch!
7. Red Sonja (Red Sonja) - She's buffer than I am.
8. Princess Leia (Star Wars) - Single-handedly chokes a giant space Slug gangster... 'nuff said
9. Private Vasquez (Aliens) - Did you see those pull-ups she was doing? I can barely do one!
10. Julie Pearce (The Next Karate Kid) - She knows karate, I know jack-shit.
I dare you guys to try and tell these bad ass chicks that women are only good for cooking, cleaning and making you a sandwich, because I'll be dead before you complete your sentence.
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