Now I have to take my parents to the airport tomorrow morning, and I'll have to pick them up in a few days too. That'll be 4 total airport trips I've made in the past 3 weeks, and in another 2 more weeks I have to take my sister there again.. .WTF THAT IS TOO MANY AIRPORT TRIPS!!
Unless they're going somewhere you have no interest in going. In that case just wait until they reach you at the boarding area and and go, "Just kidding, loser. Here's your ticket to Shit Town."
Not sure that's as bad as having 7 different flights on 5 different jets just to get to Jamaica and back! Not to mention 5 hour lay overs etc. ........but that is alot of trips to the airport! I'll give ya that...that's pushin' it big time.
Next person you take just get their ticket away from them at the end of the car ride and outrun them to the gate.