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Pulp Fiction
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Smiert Spionam
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Shame with Michael Fassbender was not nearly as fucked up as I expected to be. Good film, but I really don't see why it got an NC-17 rating. I've easily seen much more disturbing shit in various R-rated films. MPAA, you confuse me...
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Smiert Spionam posted an IMAGE item: over 3 years ago
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This is my "Are you fuckin' serious?" face...

beatrixkiddo
beatrixkiddo at 08:21 PM Dec 10

Totally Sam Jackson.

Servo
Servo at 12:28 AM Dec 11

I would never put snakes on your plane.

Smiert Spionam
Smiert Spionam at 08:13 PM Dec 14

Hahaha thanks, y'all.

Coincidentally, for the past two Halloweens, my top costume choices were SLJ characters: Mr. Glass from Unbreakable and Ultimate Nick Fury....

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Smiert Spionam updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

Last minute decision: Ultimate Nick Fury, or Mr. X from The X-Files?
sarah1980
sarah1980 at 12:38 AM Nov 19

Mr X

plus lol no seriously it won't let me upload a jpeg pic of myself :(

Smiert Spionam
Smiert Spionam at 08:12 PM Nov 19

Why don't you try uploading it to another sight first, then saving it as a different type of file and see if that works?

Smiert Spionam updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

Vince Vaughn will never be as good as he was in Swingers.................never.
The Postmaster General
The Postmaster General at 10:20 AM Oct 08

Swingers and Clay Pigeons and that's about it. He needs a new schnick

john_rambo
john_rambo at 12:17 AM Oct 09

he was fuckin hilarious in psycho too. one of the best comedic performances of all time.

Rumpelstiltskin
Rumpelstiltskin at 08:08 AM Oct 30

What about Anne Heche as Janet Leigh? When he opens the shower curtain, she turns around like, "*scoff* What do you want? You're so uncool."

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Smiert Spionam updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

You remember that really shitty Generation-X TV movie that FOX did in '96? Y'know.... the one they played once and never again? I found it online. :D
beatrixkiddo
beatrixkiddo at 09:06 AM Oct 05

What is the link?

Smiert Spionam
Smiert Spionam at 09:18 AM Oct 05

I downloaded it via torrent (this is the British version with swear words :D): http://btjunkie.org/torrent/Generation-X-1996-TV-movie/4324abe0e8c2ee3a1a922903e8a88a56188a6f43f832

But it's also been brought to my attention that the American version is up on YouTube in parts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4g9GG5n15M

Rumpelstiltskin
Rumpelstiltskin at 08:10 AM Oct 30

Wow. I remember this movie. I was in the first grade. I remember the stretching character.

I had no idea there was a British version...

Smiert Spionam updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

Just finished the 2nd season of the X-Files last night, halfway through the 3rd season today. I really could be writing or doing something else more productive, but fuck me..... I WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH!
DaveyJoeG
DaveyJoeG at 12:59 PM Oct 04

The X-Files is better than being productive, at least until the last season.

Smiert Spionam
Smiert Spionam at 05:18 PM Oct 04

Haha word. It certainly feels right...

Smiert Spionam updated his STATUS: almost 4 years ago

Wow, this new shit is actually pretty dope. Kudos!
JoBlo
JoBlo at 05:18 PM Sep 06

Thanks meng!

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