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Smiert Spionam
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Paramount can eat ALL THE DICKS IN THE WORLD for screwing Scorsese and DiCaprio out of Oscars this year. Lovely Bones??? *scoffs* Peter Jackson WISHES he was on Marty's level.....

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Smiert Spionam updated his STATUS: 12 days ago

Paramount can eat ALL THE DICKS IN THE WORLD for screwing Scorsese and DiCaprio out of Oscars this year. Lovely Bones??? *scoffs* Peter Jackson WISHES he was on Marty's level.....

drc5145
drc5145 at 10:03 AM Mar 05

Haha, word. I hated The Lovely Bones the more I thought about it. It was just a mess. Shutter Island was beautiful in comparison.

RustyRazor
RustyRazor at 09:51 AM Mar 17

How exactly can bones be "lovely", by the way? Creepy? Naturally. But lovely? Bah.

Happy Birthday, Smiert.
And many more.
And no lovely bones in your birthday cake either.

Smiert Spionam updated his STATUS: 2 months ago

"You are now entering a fifth dimension...."

Smiert Spionam updated his STATUS: 3 months ago

I finally start my new job today. Jimmy John's, anyone?

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This is my "Are you fuckin' serious?" face...

beatrixkiddo
beatrixkiddo at 10:51 PM Dec 10

Totally Sam Jackson.

Servo
Servo at 02:58 AM Dec 11

I would never put snakes on your plane.

Smiert Spionam
Smiert Spionam at 10:43 PM Dec 14

Hahaha thanks, y'all.

Coincidentally, for the past two Halloweens, my top costume choices were SLJ characters: Mr. Glass from Unbreakable and Ultimate Nick Fury....

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Smiert Spionam updated his STATUS: 3 months ago

My friend/co-collaborator in Brooklyn just found a guy willing to invest $5,000 into shooting one of my first short scripts. He's comin' in next month so we can work out all the details. Finally some good news!

Smiert Spionam updated his STATUS: 4 months ago

Last minute decision: Ultimate Nick Fury, or Mr. X from The X-Files?

sarah1980
sarah1980 at 03:08 AM Nov 19

Mr X

plus lol no seriously it won't let me upload a jpeg pic of myself :(

Smiert Spionam
Smiert Spionam at 10:42 PM Nov 19

Why don't you try uploading it to another sight first, then saving it as a different type of file and see if that works?

Smiert Spionam updated his STATUS: 4 months ago

finished the Extras series finale and now his internal monologue sounds like Ricky Gervais........not that this is necessarily a bad thing.

jekupka
jekupka at 04:46 PM Oct 31

One of the greatest shows of all time.

Smiert Spionam updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

Vince Vaughn will never be as good as he was in Swingers.................never.

BubbaStrangelove
BubbaStrangelove at 12:50 PM Oct 08

Swingers and Clay Pigeons and that's about it. He needs a new schnick

john_rambo
john_rambo at 02:47 AM Oct 09

he was fuckin hilarious in psycho too. one of the best comedic performances of all time.

Rumpelstiltskin
Rumpelstiltskin at 10:38 AM Oct 30

What about Anne Heche as Janet Leigh? When he opens the shower curtain, she turns around like, "*scoff* What do you want? You're so uncool."

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Smiert Spionam updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

You remember that really shitty Generation-X TV movie that FOX did in '96? Y'know.... the one they played once and never again? I found it online. :D

beatrixkiddo
beatrixkiddo at 11:36 AM Oct 05

What is the link?

Smiert Spionam
Smiert Spionam at 11:48 AM Oct 05

I downloaded it via torrent (this is the British version with swear words :D): http://btjunkie.org/torrent/Generation-X-1996-TV-movie/4324abe0e8c2ee3a1a922903e8a88a56188a6f43f832

But it's also been brought to my attention that the American version is up on YouTube in parts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4g9GG5n15M

Rumpelstiltskin
Rumpelstiltskin at 10:40 AM Oct 30

Wow. I remember this movie. I was in the first grade. I remember the stretching character.

I had no idea there was a British version...

Smiert Spionam updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

Just finished the 2nd season of the X-Files last night, halfway through the 3rd season today. I really could be writing or doing something else more productive, but fuck me..... I WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH!

DaveyJoeG
DaveyJoeG at 03:29 PM Oct 04

The X-Files is better than being productive, at least until the last season.

Smiert Spionam
Smiert Spionam at 07:48 PM Oct 04

Haha word. It certainly feels right...

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Smiert Spionam updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

Wow, this new shit is actually pretty dope. Kudos!

JoBlo
JoBlo at 07:48 PM Sep 06

Thanks meng!

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