WANTED: Pot Smoking Atheist with Tits. Good sense of humor and love for vinyl records a plus. Vagina also required. (No exceptions)
Age
30
Sex
Male
Relationship Status
Single
Location
Not selected (USA)
Work/School
Marketing Producer by day...Screenwriter by the rest of it.
Links
Vertigo
#1 Movie of All-Time
#1 Movie of All-Time
National Lampoons Family Vacation
#1 Comedy
#1 Comedy
Castaway
#1 Romance
#1 Romance
Martin Scorcese
#1 Director
#1 Director
Kim Novak
#1 Hottie
#1 Hottie
Peter Venkman
#1 Movie Character
#1 Movie Character
Shotgun2TheFace
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WANTED: Pot Smoking Atheist with Tits. Good sense of humor and love for vinyl records a plus. Vagina also required. (No exceptions)
Shotgun2TheFace updated his STATUS: 10 months ago
TRUE STORY: I graduated High School with the "Secretary" from AMC's Small Town Security and once dated "The Chief's" daughter, so when I say I'm from a small town... well, if you saw... then you know. (P.S. Im SUUUPER happy those are the folks to bring AMC to my hometown. That's SUUUPER awesome.)
Shotgun2TheFace updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago
Saw God Bless America last night, and it was brilliant! That B-Cat Goldthwait is climbing my favorite directors list pretty damned fast. Good for him.
Shotgun2TheFace updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago
Happy 420 Reefer Heads! May your pot addled minds be filled with visions of sugar plums and candy that you will undoubtedly try to eat at some point because it looks "Gnarly" or smells "Wicked Delicious". This pic is for you, back alley stoner making your pizza spinning / waiting tables job a stress free party zone of irresponsibility and misplaced toppings, and you, button down corporate smoker, with your business meetings and your "business" meetings...if you know what I mean... and to you, you 53% of the average American blue collar working class citizens who takes the time out being a freedom loving productive member of society to "bend" the law a little to REALLY enjoy that record you haven't listened to since you were 14... and finally To America itself, the only country where a widely known illegal substance still gets it's own holiday, virtually laughing in the face of the laws that hold you down. God bless you reefer head... and God Bless America.
Shotgun2TheFace updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago
Never thought I'd say this... but How I Meet Your Mother is a good show.
Shotgun2TheFace updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago
Anybody watch that new Netflix series Lillyhammer yet? Want some feed back before I start squeezing it into my already packed "Watch this shit before you die" list.
Shotgun2TheFace updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago
Thank you Frank Darabont...you have given me Rick Grimes in motion...the world is a better place for it. Thanks.
Shotgun2TheFace updated his STATUS: about 3 years ago
Kick Ass obliterated my buttox...in a good way.
Shotgun2TheFace posted an IMAGE item: about 3 years ago
Another mock poster for a friend of mines new Comic idea
Shotgun2TheFace updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago
JoBlo at 01:26 PM Nov 03
The new episode of Curb your Enthusiasm is classic. I love that show...
I gotta admit...some of the new episodes are kicking ass this year....VERY FUNNY stuff!
Happy 420 Reefer Heads! May your pot addled minds be filled with visions of sugar plums and candy that you will undoubtedly try to eat at some point because it looks "Gnarly" or smells "Wicked Delicious". This pic is for you, back alley stoner making your pizza spinning / waiting tables job a stress free party zone of irresponsibility and misplaced toppings, and you, button down corporate smoker, with your business meetings and your "business" meetings...if you know what I mean... and to you, you 53% of the average American blue collar working class citizens who takes the time out being a freedom loving productive member of society to "bend" the law a little to REALLY enjoy that record you haven't listened to since you were 14... and finally To America itself, the only country where a widely known illegal substance still gets it's own holiday, virtually laughing in the face of the laws that hold you down. God bless you reefer head... and God Bless America.