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Boogie Nights
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Oh insomnia, how I loathe thee.

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KING Of All Schmoes
screamer581 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

Oh insomnia, how I loathe thee.

MJZ
MJZ at 11:36 AM Sep 03

Oh, insomnia, thou art a heartless bitch.

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Gay Marriage Chart. Spot on, spot on.

mister easter
mister easter at 01:34 AM Aug 22

there was a similar chart in stephen colbert's book "I am America and so can You."

screamer581 updated his STATUS: 18 days ago

Well I officially feel old today. 26? Wow.

Heh, it's kinda funny that when I started visiting this site, I had JUST got my driver's license. Ten years later, I'm a little older, a little wiser...and still love posting here at this awesome site.

Here is to another ten years!

jekupka
jekupka at 06:38 AM Aug 22

Happy birthday.

John@$$
John@$$ at 08:05 AM Aug 22

Happy late birthday!

screamer581
screamer581 at 09:41 AM Aug 22

Thanks jekupka and John! (and isn't late...today is my day :))

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screamer581 updated his STATUS: 26 days ago

"Pilgrim" was just as great as I had it hoped it would be! If you only see one new flick this weekend, see "Scott Pilgrim" damnit!

screamer581
screamer581 at 02:38 PM Aug 13

Heh. I ended up seeing it by myself. First time in a while I went to the movie theaters alone. It was a little odd, and it made me feel like more for a nerd than usual...but the movie is so good, 2 mins into the flick I completely forgot I was by myself.

MJZ
MJZ at 02:42 PM Aug 13

I've been to the movies plenty of times by myself, lol. I hate it when I got to buy my ticket and there is a cute girl at the counter, lol. I'm thinking "She must think I'm a loser." She's partly right, lol
But yea I'm too much of a geek not ot see this film...

screamer581
screamer581 at 05:18 PM Aug 19

Heh, I know exactly what you mean. There was a pretty cute girl at the counter last time I went by myself (god...I think it was Shutter Island) and I thought she was thinking the same thing. Heh. Ah well.

You see Pilgrim you? With, or without a friend? :)

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screamer581 updated his STATUS: 26 days ago

Go Pilgrim go!!

:)

MJZ
MJZ at 02:05 PM Aug 13

dude, it's good that your back. I've been ok. Same ol same ol, ya know?

screamer581
screamer581 at 05:17 PM Aug 19

Thanks man. Yeah same here. The only thing that is different for me is, after about 6 months of being jobless...I am finally employed again!

Not a moment too soon too, I was pretty much broke. Yay having money again!

John@$$
John@$$ at 08:06 AM Aug 22

Scott Pilgrim isn't a athlete.

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screamer581 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Wohoo! Thanks Jo!

Scott Pilgrim>>>>>>>>>>>The Expendables

screamer581 updated his STATUS: 3 months ago

Lost was freakin' awesome. Sunday night is going to be an extremely bittersweet .

MJZ
MJZ at 10:07 AM May 19

too true

screamer581 updated his STATUS: 3 months ago

I am totally going to try be an extra in Scream 4. (they are shooting in Ann Arbor, MI, my neck of the woods!)

MJZ
MJZ at 11:33 AM May 17

I can't guarantee I'll be there but I'll give it a shot!
Yea man I meant to get a hold of you awhile back about goin to the Motor City Comic Con. I met up with Jim Law and he's the only schmoe I've met outside this site

Jim Law
Jim Law at 01:23 PM May 17

This will be awesome. I hope I get a set visit. Or in the very least, a starring role.

screamer581
screamer581 at 04:36 PM May 17

MJZ- I really wanted to go to the Motor City Comic Con, but my Dad was getting married...so I went to that instead. I guess that was the right thing to do. :)

Yeah, I am obviously not 100% about being able to do it, but I plan to at least try. I'll keep ya posted about the Scream thing from my end.

Jim- Damnit man, if you get a set visit... damn. I may do some begging. :)

I think you should ask Craven about being the opening victim personally.

MI schmoes, represent.

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screamer581 updated his STATUS: 3 months ago

The Nightmare On Elm Street was about as bad as I expected. Especially the Nancy character. What a bore she was.

4/10

screamer581
screamer581 at 10:10 AM May 12

I meant "The new" Nightmare On Elmstreet by the way.

Take those freaking pills ya dumb bitch!

EricW.
EricW. at 12:11 PM May 12

Yeah she's awful.

screamer581 updated his STATUS: 4 months ago

Go Red Wings! Man that was a shootout last night!

Jim Law
Jim Law at 08:13 AM Apr 17

Great game!

screamer581 updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

Come on Michigan State! Beat those Bulldogs!

(this is coming from a Michigan fan, not a State fan)

Strider
Strider at 05:58 PM Apr 03

Well...so much for that.

I was rooting for Michigan St. too. Fucking Bulldogs!

screamer581
screamer581 at 06:43 AM Apr 04

Ugh. Congrats to Butler I guess.

screamer581
screamer581 at 06:49 AM Apr 04

Oh and John, I assume you are talking about those god damn Buckeyes. Totally agreed. I would also accept Notre Dame. God I hate them.

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screamer581 updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

Alright schmoes, what should I see today? "She's Out Of My League"? Or "Repo Men"? I have seen pretty much everything else I wanna see in that's currently in theaters.

Outsider2487
Outsider2487 at 08:01 AM Mar 21

Not a strong recommendation, but She's Out of My League is decent. Very surprising, as it was not the terrible, Apatow-wannabe I thought it'd be. Sure, it's in that same vein, and definitely isn't comparable to Knocked Up and 40-Year-Old Virgin, but it's pretty easy to like. Harmless, really. If you let yourself laugh, even through some of the unfunny stuff (ex. the first 15 min or so), it's an enjoyable experience. I'm a harsh critic and had a good time with it. Some funny characters. Baruchel is really good.

Haven't caught Repo Men yet, and don't really plan to. Doesn't strike me as being very good.

jekupka
jekupka at 08:54 PM Mar 21

Repo Men owned.

screamer581
screamer581 at 07:57 AM Apr 03

I actually ended up seeing both.

She's Out of My League was ok (6/10 seems about right). Repo Man started out pretty good, but it went down hill fast. (4.5/10)

Thanks regardless you two,

screamer581 updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

I want a new JoBlo Movie Show!

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 08:25 AM Mar 15

Me too! : )

screamer581
screamer581 at 09:55 AM Mar 15

Well get on that shit Moreno!

(that's what she said)

screamer581 updated his STATUS: 5 months ago

I don't get the love for "Glee". Awful show IMO. I am glad the best comedy currently on t.v. "Community", pretty much said the same exact thing last Thursday.

Strider
Strider at 12:48 PM Mar 13

I think Jane Lynch is hilarious, but I would never watch GLEE...not even if someone payed me hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Now for a million dollars.... :D

BadCoverVersion
BadCoverVersion at 07:45 AM Mar 14

I fucking love Glee...but then I do have ovaries.

screamer581
screamer581 at 08:21 AM Mar 14

I knew you would love that show BCV. :)

Watch Community too, if you aren't already.

And for the record, I wanted to like "Glee" it just rubs me the wrong way.. and it's not because I am a "manly man" or anything like that. I am a vegetarian pacifist for god sakes. :)

screamer581 updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

Shaved my winter beard today... now it's time for spring stubble.

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