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screamer581 updated his STATUS: about 4 hours ago

I want a new JoBlo Movie Show!

Johnny Moreno
Johnny Moreno at 08:25 AM Mar 15

Me too! : )

screamer581
screamer581 at 09:55 AM Mar 15

Well get on that shit Moreno!

(that's what she said)

screamer581 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

I don't get the love for "Glee". Awful show IMO. I am glad the best comedy currently on t.v. "Community", pretty much said the same exact thing last Thursday.

Strider
Strider at 12:48 PM Mar 13

I think Jane Lynch is hilarious, but I would never watch GLEE...not even if someone payed me hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Now for a million dollars.... :D

BadCoverVersion
BadCoverVersion at 07:45 AM Mar 14

I fucking love Glee...but then I do have ovaries.

screamer581
screamer581 at 08:21 AM Mar 14

I knew you would love that show BCV. :)

Watch Community too, if you aren't already.

And for the record, I wanted to like "Glee" it just rubs me the wrong way.. and it's not because I am a "manly man" or anything like that. I am a vegetarian pacifist for god sakes. :)

screamer581 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Shaved my winter beard today... now it's time for spring stubble.

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Probably the most underrated hottie on the planet.

Duce Wayne
Duce Wayne at 03:10 PM Mar 10

Yeah, thats a good one!

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 03:18 PM Mar 10

fuck yeah man I've been saying that for years

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 08:46 AM Mar 11

She looks like an awesome gal.

screamer581 updated his STATUS: 7 days ago

Well it looks like I got a score of 76 on my JoBlo Oscar Predictions...not one of my better years. Damn Screenplay categories!

screamer581 updated his STATUS: 14 days ago

I am actually glad Canada won.... I really didn't want to see a mass Canuck suicide tonight. I like our friendly neighbors to the north.

(I'll be nice about the medal count too)

Congrats you hosers!

ElderPredator
ElderPredator at 03:18 PM Feb 28

I'm 100% proud to be Canadian! Way to go!

The Arrow
The Arrow at 03:29 PM Feb 28

Amen Elder!

JoBlo
JoBlo at 03:41 PM Feb 28

Most gold medals of any country in the winter Olympics...ever!!! There was a TON of pressure on our athletes, but gotta give 'em props...they pulled it off under the world's biggest stage (and coldest...)... ;)

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Coolest, and most chilled dog ever.

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Abby Elliot, my newest celeb crush.

screamer581
screamer581 at 03:24 PM Feb 28

It is hard to believe that she came out of Chris Elliot's vagina.

Proterius
Proterius at 04:56 PM Feb 28

wow

MJZ
MJZ at 09:24 AM Mar 01

when I first seen her on snl and found out who here dad was I thought I was on drugs or something...i still don't believe that weirdo had a hot ass daughter, lol

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screamer581 updated his STATUS: 23 days ago

I hate the Olympics...there I said it.

I want my Thurs night comedies back damnit!

Dr.Frankenstein
Dr.Frankenstein at 11:44 AM Feb 19

I hate them too! Olympic style weightlifting I do like though...I'm never sure when it happens is the problem.

jekupka
jekupka at 05:33 PM Feb 19

I hear that. Last night felt so cold and empty.

hYPE
hYPE at 11:42 AM Feb 28

I agree with you my friend!

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Just another two reasons "Community" is the best comedy on t.v.

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 12:01 PM Feb 19

Alison (the brunette) is sexy.

screamer581
screamer581 at 06:01 PM Feb 19

Britta is a hottie too.

PSUDelVec
PSUDelVec at 08:49 PM Feb 19

Both are gorgeous. No reason to choose.

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Hottest girl on "Lost". That includes Lilly.

Proterius
Proterius at 07:08 PM Feb 17

hello hello hello.

screamer581 updated his STATUS: 25 days ago

"Fucking Jews...Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world"-Mel Gibson

No biggie Mel, it's been like 5 years, you are totally forgiven!

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 06:11 PM Feb 17

Plus, he was drunk when he said that. I don't support what he said but I forgive him.

screamer581
screamer581 at 06:59 PM Feb 17

I have been drunk a good portion of my life...and I have never said anything remotely like that.

I have not said anything derogatory against:
Jews
Blacks
Gays
Christians
Women
Etc.

Because guess what?

I don't hate any of those groups...

jekupka
jekupka at 07:31 PM Feb 17

Now I definitely do NOT want to start any type of argument here and I am not a racist/bigot/sexist in the least bit. I do, however, like to make people think every once in awhile. So think about this for a moment. Most wars are/were started due to religious beliefs, especially Christianity. Jesus Christ was Jewish.

screamer581 updated his STATUS: 26 days ago

I'd love to see a "Come on Hollywood" on Tom Cruise (if there hasn't been one yet). I bet his numbers would be worse than Gibson's, even though what Gibson said and did was 10 times worse.

*sighs*

JoBlo
JoBlo at 04:08 PM Feb 16

We've actually tried to help Cruise over the years, so yeah...maybe. In 2005, we told him to get himself a new publicist (http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=7942) and then in 2006, we thought the Cruise-bashing was overdone (http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=10093 )

screamer581
screamer581 at 05:07 PM Feb 16

The second link is dead, but the first one works. I do actually vaguely recall the first one though, and it was pretty dead on.

Thanks Jo.

screamer581 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

It's amazing how good "Parks and Recreation" has been this year. The first season was awful, the second season is funny, sweet, and extremely well acted/written. Like "The Office" had been, was until this year.

screamer581 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Gettin' ready to crack up open a Corona (with lime of course), and watch a game that I don't really care who wins!

Go Colts..?

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