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To every Schmoe in Schmoeville, I wish you all a happy new year! May your 2013 totally rock the casbah, whether Omar Sharif likes it or not.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago
BREAKING NEWS: LeBron James seen wearing Isotoner Gloves in balmy 88 degree Miami weather. At first it was believed to be a new sponsorship, but further investigation uncovered his fingers being kinda cold WITHOUT A F**KING RING! Throw some powder up at that, biotch!
Big Three? Big Zero. Do the math.
RustyRazor created a LIST: almost 2 years ago
randychico at 12:26 PM Jun 11
If I Was A Cowboy
1. My Name Would Be: Pecos Suarez aka El Tiburon
2. My Horses Name: Platinum
3. My Weapons Of Choice: As many as Platinum could carry with caches from here to Sacramento
4. My Job: Have A S**t Load Of Guns, Will Travel
5. The Clothes I Would Wear: Regular old timey clothes but that really cool duster trench coat
6. If They Made A Movie About Me It Would Be Called: Screw You, I Reloaded When You Were Hiding!
7. Who Would Play Me In The Movie: Danny Trejo (hell yeah!)
8. Who Would Direct The Movie: Kurt Russell (he directed most of "Tombstone", damnit and that movie ROCKED)
Ell tiburon haha like it... as well as Danny Trejo in a western.. awesome..
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
randychico at 11:48 AM May 20
Well gang, if this is it, I would like to thank every Schmoe that befriended me on this website. You guys / ladies are the best. Remember, there really is no end, just hit that start button. You've still got a whole bunch of lives left. Peace.
Wait.. isn't this whole thing the rapture? Don't worry dude, we'll still be here ;)
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
Is it going to be warm...is it going to be cold...what's with pot luck weather?
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
JoBlo.com rocks. Darth Vader just greeted me with a birthday wish. What other website does that? None of them, that's who.
All other websites bow down.
JoBlo.com: Winning the RIGHT way.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
Welcome to Friday: the day so cool it does 25 in a 55 but you don't mind because you want it so bad, it's worth the wait.
Friday: cooler than YOUR favorite day.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
I wasn't a very popular kid in my neighborhood. Yeah, at Halloween time I had to Trick Or Treat over the phone.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
"Mottthheeerrrr! Can I have some more petite marshmallows in my hot cocoaaaaa?!
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
Friday! Yes! It's here! I have to work tomorrow but SCREW that! TGIF!
RustyRazor posted a VIDEO item: about 2 years ago
Here's Some Funny For You, Mel Brooks Style
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA1sx-vyWVk&feat...
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
OEDIPUS: "Give to Oedipus! Give to Oedipus! Hey, Josephus!"
JOSEPHUS: "Hey, motherf***er."
My favorite comedy of ALL time. More jokes per minute than your average comedy.
Mel Brooks is my liege. I bow before his mirth filled might.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
"If you don't leave, I'm going to call the brute squad!
I'm ON the brute squad.
...you ARE the brute squad!"
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
If you have to Wang Chung tonight, do it responsibly. DO NOT do the Safety Dance afterward unless you aren't wearing your hat and if it's dark, PLEASE wear your sunglasses. Party all night long, hey jambo jambo.
Thank you.
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