Remake...re-do...re-imagination...
What a load.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
And if it looks broke to you, get your eyes checked.
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RustyRazor
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To every Schmoe in Schmoeville, I wish you all a happy new year! May your 2013 totally rock the casbah, whether Omar Sharif likes it or not.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago
It's gonna snow tomorrow. Seriously? I still have enough from last year. Whatever. Any Schmoes in a warmer climate looking for someone to sublet? I'm really tidy and in the morning...I'll make WAFFLES!
RustyRazor created a LIST: over 1 year ago
MFC Halloween Survey
1. What animals are you afraid of? - the most dangerous one of all...man. (Lame, I'm sorry.)
2. Are you afraid of clowns?- Not those in the makeup, but the make up itself. That's that lead based stuff. That could kill ya.
3. Are you claustrophobic- Depends on the scenario. Trapped in small closet? Nah, not really. Trapped in coffin by Michael Madsen, hells yeah.
4. What urban legends scared you as a kid (or now)?- Jersey Devil. I live in Jersey. Will not be authenticating that one, thank you.
5. Do you have any phobias?- Fear of electrical shock aka Ahfucobia
6. What else are you afraid of- Impact aka not the fear of heights but happens if you fall
7. Do you believe in any cryptozoologic creatures?- Like the Chupacabra or something? Cause my neighbor totally has one. Calls him Pepe.
8. What movies scared you as a kid?- Suspiria (that damned song does it every time)
9. What movies scared you as an adult?- The Transformers franchise, the Fast and Furious franchise, and every remake / reboot they've cranked out so far
10. Favorite Universal Monster- The Mummy - Karloff representing for the...what's the area code for Egpyt?
11. Favorite fictional horror villain- they're all villainous and get the job done, can't just name one
12. Favorite real life serial killer- Not a fan of killing, so I'm gonna just pass on this one.
13. Have you ever experienced the paranormal?- Can't say I have. I believe in the idea of the paranormal but I think the circumstances are key to actually experience something like that
14. What would you do if you thought your house was haunted?- Call Craig T. Nelson.
15. Are you superstitious- Of course I'm superstitious, writing's on the wall, kinda superstitious, ladder's 'bout to fall. Thirteen month old baby....sorry, yes I am.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago
RustyRazor at 08:59 AM Sep 30
Okay. Who's the girl in the Absolut Orient Apple ad that keeps popping up in the side of my page? Her sexiness is kinda makin me mad cause I don't drink and I'm sure she'd think I'm a nerd for not drinking if she offered me some.
Walk away with your libations, she devil temptress.
From "The Fast and the Curious"? Wow, she looks different. Not behind the wheel of some niche car. Threw me off. Thank you kindly, ma'am.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago
Okay, it's warm again. For now.
And that's the weather.
For more with sports, let's hand it over to Jocko Grimlovich.
Jocko?
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago
How'd it get so cold so damned fast? Who left the fridge open?
RustyRazor created a LIST: almost 2 years ago
My Bucket List
1. Meet Weird Al Yankovic
2. Talk to Kanye West and tell him to shut the f*** up
3. Get the Hot Pockets corporation to make a meatball / pepperoni Hot Pocket...by whatever means necessary
4. Find Waldo (he's not the easy to find all the time, damnit!)
5. Kiss Kim Kardashian's ass. Think Kris Humphries would mind? It is my bucket list, dude!
6. Have a relationship with Rosario Dawson...if she'd have my wrinkly self
7. Go on a holiday with Mila Kunis (part one of my plan)
8. Propose to Mila Kunis (woo the f*** out of her)
9. Marry Mila Kunis (don't tell her about me and Kim's ass. Shhhhhh)
10. Cancel plan to overthrow the world and retire with Mila to the French Riviera.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: almost 2 years ago
Raiden at 08:55 AM Aug 01
ArtFactoryRadio at 10:12 AM Aug 01
Captain America kicked all kinds of ass.
The Smurfs sucked all kinds of ass.
Cowboys and Aliens probed all kinds of ass.
What a weekend, hunh?
That's a whole lotta ass for one weekend. Surprised you can even form words at this point.
Between a probe, a kick, and a suck, it sounds like it all about evened out in terms of good and bad.
RustyRazor created a LIST: almost 2 years ago
randychico at 02:47 PM Jul 11
jeo4 at 03:12 PM Jul 11
Random Getting-to-Know-You Questions
1. What's Your Home Town - South Bronx, New York City
2. What Makes You Stand Out in a Crowd - I look really mad, unless I'm telling jokes. Otherwise, I look like I'm pissed. Sorry, it's not you.
3. Preferred Hot Drink - Hot chocolate, not home made. To f-ing watery that way. Yuck. Blah.
4. What Type of Drunk Are You - I don't drink, so I'm a really bad one. No previous experience.
5. Standard Outfit - Black shirt, jeans or slacks, sneakers or boots
6. Skill People Don't Expect You to Have - I know how to read a gas meter. Impressed, hunh?
7. What Makes You Good at Your Job - I play by the rules. Until you break them. Then, we go to the rule book and you pay the penalty.
8. The First Album You Bought - Use Your Illusion (can't remember which version it was, but it rocked, so....)
9. Hobby Most People Don't Know You Have - I draw freehand (haven't done it in awhile but the skills still there)
10. Look Around and Name Five Objects That Catch Your Eye - Bottle of water, Alfred Hitchcock (ain't he dead?), a wall mounted TV, a stained ceiling tile, and a roll of clear tape
11. Thing You'll Never Grow Out Of - Cartoons
12. Piercings and Tattoos - 7 tattoos: nickname on my arm, Smiley Face, the Japanese symbol for "sword", my ex's name in Korean, an ankh, a really cool symbol that I can't describe (you got see it to understand) and a rose tattoo on my chest
haha while I don't look "mad" people often say that when they first met me they thought I'd be this grumpy dude
2. I get that sometimes.
3. Totally agree. I hate watery cocoa.
11. YES!
12. Damn dude. That's a lot of art.
^Ya...what you said!