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History of the World Part One
#1 Movie of All-Time
History of the World Part One
#1 Comedy
Die Hard
#1 Action
Return of the Jedi
#1 Sci-Fi
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To every Schmoe in Schmoeville, I wish you all a happy new year! May your 2013 totally rock the casbah, whether Omar Sharif likes it or not.
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KING Of All Schmoes
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

My Knicks pulled one out of thin air yesterday! Gotta do it again on Tues. I do love this game!
darthpaul64
darthpaul64 at 08:20 AM Apr 09

Melo was clutch.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 09:15 AM Apr 09

I'm a huge Knicks fan as well, one of the best wins in the last 10 years

RustyRazor created a LIST: about 1 year ago

Famous People Who Share My Birthday April 23rd

1. William Shakespeare (the bard! The freakin bard!)
2. Shirley Temple Black (cuter than me but whatever...)
3. Roy Orbison (you got it)
4. Lee Majors ($6M, my friends...$6M)
5. Kal Penn (he's going to White Castle if you want to hitch a ride)
6. John Cena (thug life...and say hello to your mom for me)
7. George Lopez (...so...yeah...)

Based on a list by MrsData

RustyRazor updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

.....what does "the number one comedy in America" mean? It's not the "the number one MOVIE in America" but out of all of the comedies, which who the hell counts that anyway, it's the number one out of all of them? How sad is that? What's the number one drama? The number one sci-fi movie? Do they count a "number one documentary" as well? Weak...
Derek237
Derek237 at 06:37 AM Mar 30

Yeah that's an old trick, not sure how helpful it ever is to the movie in question but whatever. Besides "comedy" the only other genre I remember actually being used was "family film."

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 07:51 AM Mar 30

People will fall for anything. The old "bandwagon" trick. Funny cuz there's pretty much only ever 1 or 2 comedies out at a time anyway.

RustyRazor updated his STATUS: about 1 year ago

The trailer for "Dark Shadows" scared me, but not in a good way. The trailer for "The 3 Stooges" made me sad. Just plain sad. What the hell, Hollywood?
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Just watched "Colombiana" yesterday. Pretty good movie. One thing is for certain. Zoe Saldana is hotter than the radiator you back into at 3:30 AM in the morning. Damn.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Big Blue, take a bow. A lot of people said it couldn't be done. And you went and did it. The Garden State gets bragging rights once again. And there you go.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Damnit, Phil! You saw your shadow! Staten Island Chuck however says early spring. I'm going local on this one. Begone, Phil.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Finally saw Priest. I really liked this movie. Ended too quickly for me. I'm really hoping their considering a sequel.
ghostman123
ghostman123 at 05:39 AM Jan 30

I also really dug that movie, except for that Cam dude, who was not only a bad actor but his character could have easily been written out of the movie entirely as he only really did ONE thing that helped the main character out. All he did besides that was ask the same annoying question over and over (Are you gonna kill her? Is he gonna kill her? If she's changed are you gonna have to kill her?) and he just got on my nerves.

Improbi
Improbi at 08:16 AM Jan 30

Sequel - highly unlikely becaused it bombed at the box-office.

RustyRazor updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

My boy Phil is chillin in his groundhog hole. He's gettin' ready. Tell me what I want to hear, Phil.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

2011 was a very important year, new beginnings and some serious hope arriving in my life. To every Schmoe, all of my friends, if your 2011 rocked, I'm hoping your 2012 rocks even harder. Have a happy new year, y'all!
darknite125
darknite125 at 11:56 AM Dec 31

Thanks dude. Right back at you

randychico
randychico at 07:19 PM Dec 31

Have a great one man, it probably didn't really rock but I'm sure 2012 will rock way hard

jeo4
jeo4 at 11:25 AM Jan 08

Happy new year, my friend. May 2012 bring you love, peace and happiness.

RustyRazor created a LIST: over 1 year ago

What I got for Christmas (From Fiancee, Parents, & In-Laws)

1. A beautiful watch with a wonderful inscription from a wonderful woman...
2. My first Norelco shaver (now I'm playin' with power!)
3. Thor's Hammer (I know, it totally rocks)
4. A #1 Uncle key chain from my niece (seeth, y'all. Number one uncle RIGHT HERE)
5. MY very first crock pot (say goodbye to the microwave....)
6. A box of maple leaf cookies (they are SO good but hard to find other than the Internet)

Based on a list by frenzy227

RustyRazor updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

A Merry, merry Christmas to my friends and everyone on JoBlo. Don't know if I mentioned this lately, but you guys totally rock. Like turned up WAY past 11 on the knob. Stay frosty!
jeo4
jeo4 at 07:35 PM Dec 25

Merry Christmas, my friend.

RustyRazor updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Status update: I'm friggin cold! Seriously with this hot / cold weather. When's the lukewarm stuff coming back?
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: over 1 year ago

Hoping everyone's Turkey Day rocked and if you got the wishbone, save it for a rainy day
randychico
randychico at 01:08 PM Nov 25

I kinda used it to wish for sunny days

jaw2929
jaw2929 at 08:27 PM Nov 25

Happy Belated T-Day boss. ;)

RustyRazor created a LIST: over 1 year ago

My Sunday

1. 6AM - Automatic wake up time. F-ing job. Can't stay asleep.
2. 7:45 AM - Keeping eyes closed, hear a squirrel in my ceiling. Gotta kill that f-ing thing.
3. 8AM - Screw it, get up and eat. Cereal of a Franken -Boo Berry variety.
4. 8:15AM - Go online, check the world out like a balding Batman, make sure no one's screwing around on this day of rest. All right then....
5. 9AM - The cleaning begins.
6. 9:15 - I said the cleaning begi...get up you lazy f...
7. 10AM - So the house cleaning actually starts...
8. 12PM - Fresh and ready for FOOOTBAWWWL!
9. 8:45PM - I return home, my teams screwed me over, I've got crazy heartburn. Family Guy is 15 minutes. Just write a little for the next few hours and off to bed. Sundays are the best. : )
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