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To every Schmoe in Schmoeville, I wish you all a happy new year! May your 2013 totally rock the casbah, whether Omar Sharif likes it or not.
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RustyRazor created a LIST: 12 months ago

Inside the Actor's Studio

1. What is your favorite word? Love. Four powerful little letters, I'm mushy. Accept it.
2. What is your least favorite word? Moist. In commercials, the description of food being "moist" and "rich" and...no need for the description. I don't expect it to be dry and grainy. Serve it and walk away.
3. What turns you on? A woman who can make me laugh...and knows the words to "I Don't Like Mondays"
4. What turns you off? A woman who talks on the cellphone while driving...and knows the words to "Starships"
5. What sound or noise do you love? That running noise in the Yogi Bear cartoons? I wish I could make that noise when I run.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? The Sound of Silence. Song's a downer. Sorry, Paul. Bite it, Art.
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fucking obvious.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Salma Hayek's husband. I don't need to be paid. The benefits alone would be worth it.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Javelin catcher. Do not be fooled. They offer AFLAC, but it's still a crappy job.
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "I asked for a strawberry shake, dude. No, vanilla's fine. It's okay. You got the nacho fries, right? Cool."

Based on a list by Terminal_83

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 05:07 AM Aug 08

I like the Sound of Silence, the song and the sound itself. :P

RustyRazor created a LIST: about 1 year ago

Famous People Who Share My Birthday April 23rd

1. William Shakespeare (the bard! The freakin bard!)
2. Shirley Temple Black (cuter than me but whatever...)
3. Roy Orbison (you got it)
4. Lee Majors ($6M, my friends...$6M)
5. Kal Penn (he's going to White Castle if you want to hitch a ride)
6. John Cena (thug life...and say hello to your mom for me)
7. George Lopez (...so...yeah...)

Based on a list by MrsData

RustyRazor created a LIST: over 1 year ago

What I got for Christmas (From Fiancee, Parents, & In-Laws)

1. A beautiful watch with a wonderful inscription from a wonderful woman...
2. My first Norelco shaver (now I'm playin' with power!)
3. Thor's Hammer (I know, it totally rocks)
4. A #1 Uncle key chain from my niece (seeth, y'all. Number one uncle RIGHT HERE)
5. MY very first crock pot (say goodbye to the microwave....)
6. A box of maple leaf cookies (they are SO good but hard to find other than the Internet)

Based on a list by frenzy227

RustyRazor created a LIST: over 1 year ago

My Sunday

1. 6AM - Automatic wake up time. F-ing job. Can't stay asleep.
2. 7:45 AM - Keeping eyes closed, hear a squirrel in my ceiling. Gotta kill that f-ing thing.
3. 8AM - Screw it, get up and eat. Cereal of a Franken -Boo Berry variety.
4. 8:15AM - Go online, check the world out like a balding Batman, make sure no one's screwing around on this day of rest. All right then....
5. 9AM - The cleaning begins.
6. 9:15 - I said the cleaning begi...get up you lazy f...
7. 10AM - So the house cleaning actually starts...
8. 12PM - Fresh and ready for FOOOTBAWWWL!
9. 8:45PM - I return home, my teams screwed me over, I've got crazy heartburn. Family Guy is 15 minutes. Just write a little for the next few hours and off to bed. Sundays are the best. : )
RustyRazor created a LIST: over 1 year ago

MFC Halloween Survey

1. What animals are you afraid of? - the most dangerous one of all...man. (Lame, I'm sorry.)
2. Are you afraid of clowns?- Not those in the makeup, but the make up itself. That's that lead based stuff. That could kill ya.
3. Are you claustrophobic- Depends on the scenario. Trapped in small closet? Nah, not really. Trapped in coffin by Michael Madsen, hells yeah.
4. What urban legends scared you as a kid (or now)?- Jersey Devil. I live in Jersey. Will not be authenticating that one, thank you.
5. Do you have any phobias?- Fear of electrical shock aka Ahfucobia
6. What else are you afraid of- Impact aka not the fear of heights but happens if you fall
7. Do you believe in any cryptozoologic creatures?- Like the Chupacabra or something? Cause my neighbor totally has one. Calls him Pepe.
8. What movies scared you as a kid?- Suspiria (that damned song does it every time)
9. What movies scared you as an adult?- The Transformers franchise, the Fast and Furious franchise, and every remake / reboot they've cranked out so far
10. Favorite Universal Monster- The Mummy - Karloff representing for the...what's the area code for Egpyt?
11. Favorite fictional horror villain- they're all villainous and get the job done, can't just name one
12. Favorite real life serial killer- Not a fan of killing, so I'm gonna just pass on this one.
13. Have you ever experienced the paranormal?- Can't say I have. I believe in the idea of the paranormal but I think the circumstances are key to actually experience something like that
14. What would you do if you thought your house was haunted?- Call Craig T. Nelson.
15. Are you superstitious- Of course I'm superstitious, writing's on the wall, kinda superstitious, ladder's 'bout to fall. Thirteen month old baby....sorry, yes I am.

Based on a list by WalkAway

RustyRazor created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

My Bucket List

1. Meet Weird Al Yankovic
2. Talk to Kanye West and tell him to shut the f*** up
3. Get the Hot Pockets corporation to make a meatball / pepperoni Hot Pocket...by whatever means necessary
4. Find Waldo (he's not the easy to find all the time, damnit!)
5. Kiss Kim Kardashian's ass. Think Kris Humphries would mind? It is my bucket list, dude!
6. Have a relationship with Rosario Dawson...if she'd have my wrinkly self
7. Go on a holiday with Mila Kunis (part one of my plan)
8. Propose to Mila Kunis (woo the f*** out of her)
9. Marry Mila Kunis (don't tell her about me and Kim's ass. Shhhhhh)
10. Cancel plan to overthrow the world and retire with Mila to the French Riviera.

Based on a list by Nite Owl

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 02:41 AM Aug 19

Love #5

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 05:43 AM Aug 19

I'm with ya one #3, we should hold a rally in Washington.

RustyRazor created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

Random Getting-to-Know-You Questions

1. What's Your Home Town - South Bronx, New York City
2. What Makes You Stand Out in a Crowd - I look really mad, unless I'm telling jokes. Otherwise, I look like I'm pissed. Sorry, it's not you.
3. Preferred Hot Drink - Hot chocolate, not home made. To f-ing watery that way. Yuck. Blah.
4. What Type of Drunk Are You - I don't drink, so I'm a really bad one. No previous experience.
5. Standard Outfit - Black shirt, jeans or slacks, sneakers or boots
6. Skill People Don't Expect You to Have - I know how to read a gas meter. Impressed, hunh?
7. What Makes You Good at Your Job - I play by the rules. Until you break them. Then, we go to the rule book and you pay the penalty.
8. The First Album You Bought - Use Your Illusion (can't remember which version it was, but it rocked, so....)
9. Hobby Most People Don't Know You Have - I draw freehand (haven't done it in awhile but the skills still there)
10. Look Around and Name Five Objects That Catch Your Eye - Bottle of water, Alfred Hitchcock (ain't he dead?), a wall mounted TV, a stained ceiling tile, and a roll of clear tape
11. Thing You'll Never Grow Out Of - Cartoons
12. Piercings and Tattoos - 7 tattoos: nickname on my arm, Smiley Face, the Japanese symbol for "sword", my ex's name in Korean, an ankh, a really cool symbol that I can't describe (you got see it to understand) and a rose tattoo on my chest

Based on a list by G-Funk

bourahioro
bourahioro at 04:49 AM Jul 11

#2 - I know the feeling, I get that a lot too.
#8 - Guns N' Roses FTW

randychico
randychico at 07:47 AM Jul 11

haha while I don't look "mad" people often say that when they first met me they thought I'd be this grumpy dude

jeo4
jeo4 at 08:12 AM Jul 11

2. I get that sometimes.

3. Totally agree. I hate watery cocoa.

11. YES!

12. Damn dude. That's a lot of art.

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RustyRazor created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

If I Was A Cowboy

1. My Name Would Be: Pecos Suarez aka El Tiburon
2. My Horses Name: Platinum
3. My Weapons Of Choice: As many as Platinum could carry with caches from here to Sacramento
4. My Job: Have A S**t Load Of Guns, Will Travel
5. The Clothes I Would Wear: Regular old timey clothes but that really cool duster trench coat
6. If They Made A Movie About Me It Would Be Called: Screw You, I Reloaded When You Were Hiding!
7. Who Would Play Me In The Movie: Danny Trejo (hell yeah!)
8. Who Would Direct The Movie: Kurt Russell (he directed most of "Tombstone", damnit and that movie ROCKED)

Based on a list by brewsky99

randychico
randychico at 08:26 AM Jun 11

Ell tiburon haha like it... as well as Danny Trejo in a western.. awesome..

RustyRazor created a LIST: over 6 years ago

Favorite Colors

1. Purple (my favorite - very royal color)
2. Black (it's the majority of what I wear)
3. Red (I see it sometimes, so I like it)
4. Orange (reminds me of the juice...not THE Juice...for him, see red for a reference)
5. Blue (it's worked the Blue Man Group)
6. Green (Money, money, money, money.........money!)
7. White (it used to be the color of snow....Al Gore warned us....)
8. Paisley (...I never meant to cause you any problems....I never meant to cause you...any pain...)
9. Yellow (not quite mellow as I've been told, but it's cool)
10. Brown (my complexion...gotta represent...)
gorysnoopy
gorysnoopy at 01:00 PM Oct 25

Where's pink?

PMcG No.6
PMcG No.6 at 01:00 PM Oct 29

I'm there with ya on the Purple, man. My favourite also.

Cronos
Cronos at 01:00 PM Oct 31

since when was Paisley a colour? :confused:

RustyRazor created a LIST: over 6 years ago

Favorite Dwarves

1. Happy
2. Sleepy
3. Sneezy
4. Grumpy (I get that alot)
5. Dopey
6. Bashful
7. Doc
8. Loqacious (deleted from the original Snow White)
9. VIcey (deleted as well, but because of the rating commission)
10. Naggy (deleted because he was more annoying than JarJar)
Damone
Damone at 01:00 PM Jan 14

No Billy Barty? That ain't right!!! :)

RustyRazor created a LIST: over 6 years ago

Favorite Jedis

1. Obi Wan Kenobi
2. Qui Gon Jinn
3. Mace Windu
4. Kyle Katarn
5. Anakin Skywalker (before he got evil)
6. Mara Jade Skywalker
7. Anakin Solo
8. Sopha Kyng Kuul (little known Jedi, say his name fast and you'll see...)
bigred760
bigred760 at 01:00 PM Nov 23

Didn't like Luke or Yoda?

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