Just watched "Colombiana" yesterday. Pretty good movie. One thing is for certain. Zoe Saldana is hotter than the radiator you back into at 3:30 AM in the morning. Damn.
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Just watched "Colombiana" yesterday. Pretty good movie. One thing is for certain. Zoe Saldana is hotter than the radiator you back into at 3:30 AM in the morning. Damn.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: 7 days ago
Big Blue, take a bow. A lot of people said it couldn't be done. And you went and did it. The Garden State gets bragging rights once again. And there you go.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: 11 days ago
Damnit, Phil! You saw your shadow! Staten Island Chuck however says early spring. I'm going local on this one. Begone, Phil.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: 14 days ago
Finally saw Priest.
I really liked this movie. Ended too quickly for me.
I'm really hoping their considering a sequel.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: 17 days ago
My boy Phil is chillin in his groundhog hole.
He's gettin' ready.
Tell me what I want to hear, Phil.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago
randychico at 07:19 PM Dec 31
2011 was a very important year, new beginnings and some serious hope arriving in my life.
To every Schmoe, all of my friends, if your 2011 rocked, I'm hoping your 2012 rocks even harder.
Have a happy new year, y'all!
Have a great one man, it probably didn't really rock but I'm sure 2012 will rock way hard
RustyRazor created a LIST: about 1 month ago
What I got for Christmas (From Fiancee, Parents, & In-Laws)
1. A beautiful watch with a wonderful inscription from a wonderful woman...
2. My first Norelco shaver (now I'm playin' with power!)
3. Thor's Hammer (I know, it totally rocks)
4. A #1 Uncle key chain from my niece (seeth, y'all. Number one uncle RIGHT HERE)
5. MY very first crock pot (say goodbye to the microwave....)
6. A box of maple leaf cookies (they are SO good but hard to find other than the Internet)
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago
A Merry, merry Christmas to my friends and everyone on JoBlo. Don't know if I mentioned this lately, but you guys totally rock. Like turned up WAY past 11 on the knob. Stay frosty!
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: 2 months ago
Status update: I'm friggin cold! Seriously with this hot / cold weather. When's the lukewarm stuff coming back?
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: 3 months ago
Hoping everyone's Turkey Day rocked and if you got the wishbone, save it for a rainy day
RustyRazor created a LIST: 3 months ago
My Sunday
1. 6AM - Automatic wake up time. F-ing job. Can't stay asleep.
2. 7:45 AM - Keeping eyes closed, hear a squirrel in my ceiling. Gotta kill that f-ing thing.
3. 8AM - Screw it, get up and eat. Cereal of a Franken -Boo Berry variety.
4. 8:15AM - Go online, check the world out like a balding Batman, make sure no one's screwing around on this day of rest. All right then....
5. 9AM - The cleaning begins.
6. 9:15 - I said the cleaning begi...get up you lazy f...
7. 10AM - So the house cleaning actually starts...
8. 12PM - Fresh and ready for FOOOTBAWWWL!
9. 8:45PM - I return home, my teams screwed me over, I've got crazy heartburn. Family Guy is 15 minutes. Just write a little for the next few hours and off to bed. Sundays are the best. : )
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: 3 months ago
Remake...re-do...re-imagination...
What a load.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
And if it looks broke to you, get your eyes checked.
RustyRazor updated his STATUS: 4 months ago
It's gonna snow tomorrow. Seriously? I still have enough from last year. Whatever. Any Schmoes in a warmer climate looking for someone to sublet? I'm really tidy and in the morning...I'll make WAFFLES!
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MFC Halloween Survey
1. What animals are you afraid of? - the most dangerous one of all...man. (Lame, I'm sorry.)
2. Are you afraid of clowns?- Not those in the makeup, but the make up itself. That's that lead based stuff. That could kill ya.
3. Are you claustrophobic- Depends on the scenario. Trapped in small closet? Nah, not really. Trapped in coffin by Michael Madsen, hells yeah.
4. What urban legends scared you as a kid (or now)?- Jersey Devil. I live in Jersey. Will not be authenticating that one, thank you.
5. Do you have any phobias?- Fear of electrical shock aka Ahfucobia
6. What else are you afraid of- Impact aka not the fear of heights but happens if you fall
7. Do you believe in any cryptozoologic creatures?- Like the Chupacabra or something? Cause my neighbor totally has one. Calls him Pepe.
8. What movies scared you as a kid?- Suspiria (that damned song does it every time)
9. What movies scared you as an adult?- The Transformers franchise, the Fast and Furious franchise, and every remake / reboot they've cranked out so far
10. Favorite Universal Monster- The Mummy - Karloff representing for the...what's the area code for Egpyt?
11. Favorite fictional horror villain- they're all villainous and get the job done, can't just name one
12. Favorite real life serial killer- Not a fan of killing, so I'm gonna just pass on this one.
13. Have you ever experienced the paranormal?- Can't say I have. I believe in the idea of the paranormal but I think the circumstances are key to actually experience something like that
14. What would you do if you thought your house was haunted?- Call Craig T. Nelson.
15. Are you superstitious- Of course I'm superstitious, writing's on the wall, kinda superstitious, ladder's 'bout to fall. Thirteen month old baby....sorry, yes I am.
I also really dug that movie, except for that Cam dude, who was not only a bad actor but his character could have easily been written out of the movie entirely as he only really did ONE thing that helped the main character out. All he did besides that was ask the same annoying question over and over (Are you gonna kill her? Is he gonna kill her? If she's changed are you gonna have to kill her?) and he just got on my nerves.