Top Ten Schmoes That Annoy The Piss Out Of Me

ATTA BOY randy !! Freakin' A , give em' Hell !! SPECTACULAR JOB, My Friend !!
Never heard of a single one of these tools, thanks for the heads up (and the early mornin' chuckles) Randy!
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ATTA BOY randy !! Freakin' A , give em' Hell !! SPECTACULAR JOB, My Friend !!
Never heard of a single one of these tools, thanks for the heads up (and the early mornin' chuckles) Randy!

Naked swimming could be fun but sadly no pool :-/ and no brianandormichelle for your misfortune I was not naked while making this list
I like to talk to Jesus naked only because I fear he wouldn't recognize me with my clothes on.
Did I get your attention? Do I have the minimum amount of your attention?
Anyway, continuing with my unnecessary and I hope not as controversial quest to try and do the 8 of the 10 lists PsychoPirate 99 will never do http://www.moviefancentral.com/psycho-pirate-99/top10s/7142. I stumbled upon #5 - Hottest Chicks Under 18 and yeah, I think I'm not going to do that one either, but not because there's a possibility of looking like some creepy old dude. The way I see it is, I can accept when a girl/woman/chick/lady is hot/cute/sexy/has a nice body even if she's 16/17, Was Ema Watson NOT hot a week before she turned 18 then? The age is just a number that depends on the country you're in.
It does not mean I want to do things to them, helllsss nooo, I feel icky just thinking about it, I look at 24 year olds and I still think they're too young for me, I just appreciate women in all their ages, forms, sizes, etc. They are works of art man! So yeah, I could have done the list but the problem is, I don't know any girls under 18 haha :p the only one I could come up with was Leighton Meester, who's sort of cute. But yeah, she's about it.
Wow, Randy is handling some delicate topics today.. I um, ok, back to the list makings yay!
PeJota covered the "Reasons to hate Naomi Watts" http://www.moviefancentral.com/pejota/top10s/7216 and now if someone could cover #7 - Ten Men I've Had Sexual Fantasies About. We'd be all set :p
Embarassed"I just appreciate women in all their ages, forms, sizes, etc. They are works of art man!"
Man, Randy, you definitely know how to butter us ladies up - keep talkin'! ;-) In all seriousness, I do find it endearing that you said that. It's nice to know that there are some men who have respect for our gender. :-)
No I don't respect them I just appreciate them hahaha, kidding! Yeah, my GF knows that I'm a total mood killer with my humor :p
@PJ & @WalkAway It will defeat the intention more than anything but the purpose is still there ;) oh and I said it before, I too am comfortable with my sexuality but I can't do one with sexual fantasies because I've never had one with a guy, I'd be lying :p
Don't do the first one? Aww but you were going to be my #1!! Oh well...
I wouldn't, not being negative but there are lot of lovely ladies on here.
Psycho Pirate, don't you have some magnets to stare at in wonder or something.

Yeah, it wasn't easy, thank goodness Psycho Pirate only stated he would not do a list of Favorite Uwe Boll movies instead of Top Ten Uwe Boll movies.
Yea, Kanye gets a lot of flack for his arrogance...like no one else is ever arrogant. I mean, that whole Taylor Swift thing was hilarious...and it actually MADE her career better. She should've sent him a fruit basket for adding about 4 million people to her fanbase...BUT Kanye does have great music, so you can't deny that.
Once again, I can't believe how much I love the people on MFC. This list is great. I'm not really a fan of Kanye as a person but I love the guy as a rapper/artist. I hate Taylor Swift with every inch of my being.
Keith David, yes, that'd be badass
oh and razgriz, I totally get what you mean but... uh.. you should give this a read http://www.moviefancentral.com/randychico/blogs/life-in-the-mfc-5:-against-my-better-judgment ;)
Drives at dawn make me thing about stuff, so after taking the sister to the airport some of the things on my mind were all the crazy hijinks that happens in this place, yeah I'm obsessed, I wish I could quit you but alas I am here sniffing on your blue jean jacket but enough of my love for MFC and how this place rocks. You all know that by now.
Specifically thinking about Psycho Pirate99's "List's I Will Never Make" list, I decided against my better judgment, to take it upon myself to make those lists starting with #10 up to #1 although, since most of them are absurd, like recasting Star Wars, when obviously no one wants a remake, there will be two that I won't be able to do because then I would be lying. #7 - Ten Men I've Had Sexual Fantasies About. Now, I can fully admit if I think a dude is good looking, I can even say he's hot or whatever but I've never had a SEXUAL fantasy about any guy, unless you count Gary Oldman turning me into a vampire. So while I have my share of "man crushes", the lack of sexual thoughts is what assures me the #2 position on the Kinsey scale of sexual responses.
Then there's, #3 - Reasons Why I HATE Naomi Watts. Basically I don't hate her, I may not love her like our friend Pirate but I think she's hot & cute, a great actress with a strong repertoire of films.
So here we go, stay tuned for #10 - Cast Suggestions For A Star Wars Remake
BoredIt would go through his digestive system, but he'd never be able to find it because his feces would be invisible. Yeah, that sounds like science to me.
I always say I'm going to post something about it but I forget. People need to get some MDC action (sometimes even myself) :$









| Directed by: | Michel Gondry |
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| Written by: | Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg |
| Cast: | Seth Rogen, Jay Chou, Christoph Waltz, Cameron Diaz, Edward James Olmos, Tom Wilkinson |
| Studio: | Sony Pictures |
| Genre: | Action, Comedy, Comic Book |
| Official Site: | www.sonypictures.com/movies/thegreenhornet/ |
I don't usually do reviews so I figured I'd invite my friend Quentin Tarantino to do me this one favor. Take it away Q-Tip...[more]...
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Randy . . . that sound you hear is my stunned silence at how epic this review is! Great job! And ask Quentin when Kill Bill Volume 3 is coming out ;)
Glad you liked it more than me. I thougth it suuuucckkkeeeddd. I grew up watching the eral thing , and this movie didn't showed it the way it was on the t.v. series, they distorted it like hell. Check out my review and you'll see where I'm coming from buddy.

I don't have all of them but...
Caddyshack
Ghostbusters
Scrooged
Groundhog Day
Rushmore
Royal Tenenbaums
Lost in Translation
Life Aquatic
Broken Flowers
Zombieland
(I'm clearly better at old Bill Murray)
hahaaha