Not a member?
Signup for free!
What the f*ck is MOVIE FAN CENTRAL?
Watch the intro video!
Username:
Password: forget? click here
Remember me
Image_af8933307
May 2013
SMTWTFS
2829301234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
2627282930311

Age
32

Sex
Male

Relationship Status
Committed Relationship

Location
California - Other Areas (USA)

Work/School
Teacher/Editor/Beggin'

Links
Homepage
Twitter
Facebook
Podcast
MySpace

Chat
MSN: randychico@hotmail.com
Yahoo! Messenger: randychico


2495 friends > See all
What's this?

Fan of 6 items > See all
Image_56b5e9a12
Dark City
#1 Movie of All-Time
Groundhog's Day
#1 Comedy
Bourne Supremacy
#1 Action
Dark City
#1 Sci-Fi
A Tale of Two Sisters
#1 Horror
Amelie
#1 Romance
Speed Racer
#1 Stoner
Wall-E
#1 Animated
Lord of The Rings: The Return of the King
#1 Fantasy
Amelie
#1 Romantic Comedy
Gary Oldman
#1 Actor
Cate Blanchet
#1 Actress
Peter Jackson
#1 Director
Mila Kunis
#1 Hottie
Clementine Kruczynski
#1 Movie Character
... View the rest.
randychico
Offline
Badge_01 Badge_02 Badge_03 Badge_08
I'm not too fond of Porn day so instead I'm putting this gif of a dude playing the piano
TOTAL POSTS
27,504 Posts
KING Of All Schmoes
randychico created a LIST: over 2 years ago

Top Ten Schmoes That Annoy The Piss Out Of Me

Missing_pic
1. S0nicBoom - I wanna go hadouken on this bastard's ass
2. macca117 - you macca me very angrryy ARGHHHH!!
3. xay219 - xay? more like xgaaayy (nooot that there's anything wrong with that)
4. the real mccall hi russ 39 - Talk about the most annoying userne EVEEERRR!
5. whodat - who dat???? A piece of S**T that's WHOO dat!!
6. p_anders - you know what this is? It's PISS! Because you're annoying it out of mee!!!!
7. superawesomehappyslide - really? REALLY DUDE?? I mean c'mon! Everyone knows slides are super fun & happy. Please, why don't you sliiide the hell out of here!
8. pantalaimon - Ugh this guy... so annoying I wan't to chop of his hand so he won't be able to write anymore
9. khaney - khaneeeyy dissapear from my face please!!??
10. fotoflexer - wooooowwww, dude flexees photossss... ain't HE the talented one. A-hole!!
Shaggy89
Shaggy89 at 01:27 AM Jan 19

hahaaha

timmyd
timmyd at 01:44 AM Jan 19

ATTA BOY randy !! Freakin' A , give em' Hell !! SPECTACULAR JOB, My Friend !!

Sylar Victim #420
Sylar Victim #420 at 10:18 AM Jan 19

Never heard of a single one of these tools, thanks for the heads up (and the early mornin' chuckles) Randy!

Read all 7 comments >>

randychico created a LIST: over 2 years ago

Things I like to do while NAKED

Images
1. Sex :p
2. Take a bath
3. Dry myself up
4. Shave
5. Put clothes un
6. Uh... get online
7. mmm.. watch TV
8. ...watch movies
9. Play videogames
10. run around the house when no one's home just because I can
randychico
randychico at 11:21 PM Jan 18

Naked swimming could be fun but sadly no pool :-/ and no brianandormichelle for your misfortune I was not naked while making this list

lordtyler912
lordtyler912 at 09:04 AM Jan 19

Number 10 FTW

Sylar Victim #420
Sylar Victim #420 at 10:39 AM Jan 19

I like to talk to Jesus naked only because I fear he wouldn't recognize me with my clothes on.

Read all 9 comments >>

randychico posted a BLOG item over 2 years ago

Jailbait!

Did I get your attention? Do I have the minimum amount of your attention?

Anyway, continuing with my unnecessary and I hope not as controversial quest to try and do the 8 of the 10 lists PsychoPirate 99 will never do http://www.moviefancentral.com/psycho-pirate-99/top10s/7142. I stumbled upon #5 - Hottest Chicks Under 18 and yeah, I think I'm not going to do that one either, but not because there's a possibility of looking like some creepy old dude. The way I see it is, I can accept when a girl/woman/chick/lady is hot/cute/sexy/has a nice body even if she's 16/17, Was Ema Watson NOT hot a week before she turned 18 then? The age is just a number that depends on the country you're in.

It does not mean I want to do things to them, helllsss nooo, I feel icky just thinking about it, I look at 24 year olds and I still think they're too young for me, I just appreciate women in all their ages, forms, sizes, etc. They are works of art man! So yeah, I could have done the list but the problem is, I don't know any girls under 18 haha :p the only one I could come up with was Leighton Meester, who's sort of cute. But yeah, she's about it.

Wow, Randy is handling some delicate topics today.. I um, ok, back to the list makings yay!

PeJota covered the "Reasons to hate Naomi Watts" http://www.moviefancentral.com/pejota/top10s/7216 and now if someone could cover #7 - Ten Men I've Had Sexual Fantasies About. We'd be all set :p


Mood: Embarassed

Kitty Green
Kitty Green at 10:14 PM Jan 18

"I just appreciate women in all their ages, forms, sizes, etc. They are works of art man!"
Man, Randy, you definitely know how to butter us ladies up - keep talkin'! ;-) In all seriousness, I do find it endearing that you said that. It's nice to know that there are some men who have respect for our gender. :-)

randychico
randychico at 10:20 PM Jan 18

No I don't respect them I just appreciate them hahaha, kidding! Yeah, my GF knows that I'm a total mood killer with my humor :p

@PJ & @WalkAway It will defeat the intention more than anything but the purpose is still there ;) oh and I said it before, I too am comfortable with my sexuality but I can't do one with sexual fantasies because I've never had one with a guy, I'd be lying :p

dead anchoress
dead anchoress at 11:07 PM Jan 18

I like big butts and I can not lie.

Read all 5 comments >>

randychico updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Considering if I should continue on my "quest" haha For now I'll take a break, me tired, sleepy and hungry.
randychico
randychico at 02:21 PM Jan 18

Don't do the first one? Aww but you were going to be my #1!! Oh well...

MrsData
MrsData at 02:25 PM Jan 18

I wouldn't, not being negative but there are lot of lovely ladies on here.

randychico
randychico at 02:30 PM Jan 18

Don't fret MrsD, I have a way of going around these things ;)

Read all 4 comments >>

randychico created a LIST: over 2 years ago

Ten Reasons Why I Don't Believe In God

1. Because he doesn't exist! Duh!
2. You know how the greeks believed there was this dude in charge of this and this other dude in charge of that, well someone just said, lets be practicall there's has to be one dude in charge of everything. So it was all out of convenience for some guys.
3. And really, people are so certain the greek gods don't exist but they don't doubt the existence of THE god?
4. Have any of you seen Bruce All Mighty? You know how absurd that is? Exactly.
5. You've probably head this one before. If he's omnipotent, can he create a rock so heavy that he cannot lift it? That's your typical paradox/contradiction that concerns most religions
6. I refuse to believe in someone who punishes you if you joke about him but lets people die of hunger.
7. People survive on faith, good for them, but this paved the way for a CREATION of a higher power that caters to those needs.
8. I just don't feel like it
9. We are taught to believe in santa, the easter bunny, the tooth fairy, the boogeyman & god. With the exception of god they then tells us it wasn't real but we believed them because that was what we were taught, why is good any different. He/she who believes only does so because their parentes believed, and their parents parents believed and so on.
10. I prefer to believe in a thing called love
randychico
randychico at 07:02 PM Jan 18

Well I'm more of an Evil Dead man myself :p

Matches_Malone
Matches_Malone at 07:27 PM Jan 18

Psycho Pirate, don't you have some magnets to stare at in wonder or something.

brianandmichelle
brianandmichelle at 07:36 PM Jan 18

Army of Darkness FTW! ;)

Read all 21 comments >>

randychico created a LIST: over 2 years ago

Favorite Uwe Boll Movies

Images
1. Rampage - Not the greates thing ever but it isnt Uwe Boll awful either
2. House of the Dead - Your typical car crash analogy works here, I just can't keep my eyes off House of the Dead, it's really perplexing the levels of poor judgment made throut the movie but everytime it's on TV you'll find me there watching, a ridiculous, so bad it's bad but still makes me laugh movie. "Why do you want to be immortal" "To live forever!!!"
randychico
randychico at 01:20 PM Jan 18

@WA: Poor Jason Statham :(

Kitty Green
Kitty Green at 05:12 PM Jan 18

I'm surprised you were able to name 2!

randychico
randychico at 06:42 PM Jan 18

Yeah, it wasn't easy, thank goodness Psycho Pirate only stated he would not do a list of Favorite Uwe Boll movies instead of Top Ten Uwe Boll movies.

Read all 7 comments >>

randychico created a LIST: over 2 years ago

Ten Reasons Why Kanye West Isn't Such A Bad Guy

1. Well, he hasn't done anything to me.
2. Has he done anything to you?
3. He's not factory made, he knows his music and I respect that
4. He has a teddy bear.. awww
5. His dad was a black panther man!
6. The Kanye West Foundation focuses on opening schools for Latin & African American comunities
7. He gives way to scrutiny and ridicule after that, he's an easy target for comedians. The dude is so insane sometimes it just works as entertainment for us.
8. He apparently made one of the best albums of 2010, the dude is doing SOMETHING right
9. Without Kanye we wouldn't have have Josh Groban singing his tweets
10. Without him we wouldn't have "GayFish"
TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 08:02 PM Jan 18

Yea, Kanye gets a lot of flack for his arrogance...like no one else is ever arrogant. I mean, that whole Taylor Swift thing was hilarious...and it actually MADE her career better. She should've sent him a fruit basket for adding about 4 million people to her fanbase...BUT Kanye does have great music, so you can't deny that.

KiddReign2
KiddReign2 at 08:09 PM Jan 18

Once again, I can't believe how much I love the people on MFC. This list is great. I'm not really a fan of Kanye as a person but I love the guy as a rapper/artist. I hate Taylor Swift with every inch of my being.

lordtyler912
lordtyler912 at 09:00 AM Jan 19

Makin love to other gay fish!

Read all 13 comments >>

randychico created a LIST: over 2 years ago

Cast Suggestions For A Star Wars Remake

1. Nathan Fillion as Han Solo - The dude already made a show that was sort of inspired by the most INfamous space smugler in the galaxy. He's cool, smug enough, kicks ass and has enough wit to fill Harrison Ford's shoes.
2. Gary Oldman as Grand Moff Tarkin - Gary Oldman + Star Wars = Orgasm
3. Michael Caine as Obi Wan Kenobi - Michael Cane + Star Wars = Head Explosion
4. Doug Jones as C-3PO - Great body language and less gay
5. Kane Hodder as Chewbacca - Just to give some horror nuts a boner
6. Vanessa Hudgens as Princess Leia - To just give that incestual creepness factor a +1 (see #8)
7. Peter Dinklage as R2-D2
8. Zac Efron as Luke Skywalker.... what? WHAT? BRING IT!!!
9. Patrick Stewart as the voice of Darth Vader - That'll show them trekies!
10. Chiwetel Eijofor as Lando Calrissian
randychico
randychico at 04:52 PM Jan 18

Keith David, yes, that'd be badass

oh and razgriz, I totally get what you mean but... uh.. you should give this a read http://www.moviefancentral.com/randychico/blogs/life-in-the-mfc-5:-against-my-better-judgment ;)

Kitty Green
Kitty Green at 05:15 PM Jan 18

YES #1, hands down!!!

TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 08:04 PM Jan 18

That would definitely turn heads...and explode some too...lol

Read all 12 comments >>

randychico posted a BLOG item over 2 years ago

Life in the MFC #5: Against my better judgment

3113955

Drives at dawn make me thing about stuff, so after taking the sister to the airport some of the things on my mind were all the crazy hijinks that happens in this place, yeah I'm obsessed, I wish I could quit you but alas I am here sniffing on your blue jean jacket but enough of my love for MFC and how this place rocks. You all know that by now.

Specifically thinking about Psycho Pirate99's "List's I Will Never Make" list, I decided against my better judgment, to take it upon myself to make those lists starting with #10 up to #1 although, since most of them are absurd, like recasting Star Wars, when obviously no one wants a remake, there will be two that I won't be able to do because then I would be lying. #7 - Ten Men I've Had Sexual Fantasies About. Now, I can fully admit if I think a dude is good looking, I can even say he's hot or whatever but I've never had a SEXUAL fantasy about any guy, unless you count Gary Oldman turning me into a vampire. So while I have my share of "man crushes", the lack of sexual thoughts is what assures me the #2 position on the Kinsey scale of sexual responses.

Then there's, #3 - Reasons Why I HATE Naomi Watts. Basically I don't hate her, I may not love her like our friend Pirate but I think she's hot & cute, a great actress with a strong repertoire of films.

So here we go, stay tuned for #10 - Cast Suggestions For A Star Wars Remake


Mood: Bored
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 12:08 PM Jan 18

Oh shit! Can't wait!

timmyd
timmyd at 01:53 AM Jan 19

SWEEEEEETTT!!

randychico updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

What if Frodo had eaten the one ring?
JFernandes
JFernandes at 12:45 AM Jan 18

It would go through his digestive system, but he'd never be able to find it because his feces would be invisible. Yeah, that sounds like science to me.

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 01:16 AM Jan 18

he'd be shitting out precious' all day

Kitty Green
Kitty Green at 01:19 AM Jan 18

^ZING!!!!!

randychico updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Hey everyone, spare a little your time? Check out my Top 20 of 2010 and a review of The Green Hornet by guest critic Quentin Tarantino. While I'm here might as well remind everyone to check out Valhalla Rising and post your 2 cents in the Movie Discussion Club
WalkAway
WalkAway at 10:45 PM Jan 17

Thanks for promoting MDC!

randychico
randychico at 11:51 PM Jan 17

I always say I'm going to post something about it but I forget. People need to get some MDC action (sometimes even myself) :$

randychico posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 2 years ago

The Green Hornet



Green-hornet-poster2

Directed by: Michel Gondry
Written by: Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg
Cast: Seth Rogen, Jay Chou, Christoph Waltz, Cameron Diaz, Edward James Olmos, Tom Wilkinson
Studio: Sony Pictures
Genre: Action, Comedy, Comic Book
Official Site: www.sonypictures.com/movies/thegreenhornet/
Plot: Bumbling idiot wants to play superhero

Review:

I don't usually do reviews so I figured I'd invite my friend Quentin Tarantino to do me this one favor. Take it away Q-Tip...[more]...

Minimize_icon_inline

Other reviews of this film: Strider (7/10) , KcMsterpce (5/10) > Display all
xwing16
xwing16 at 09:19 PM Jun 13

Randy . . . that sound you hear is my stunned silence at how epic this review is! Great job! And ask Quentin when Kill Bill Volume 3 is coming out ;)

jessdecristo
jessdecristo at 09:18 PM Jul 06

Glad you liked it more than me. I thougth it suuuucckkkeeeddd. I grew up watching the eral thing , and this movie didn't showed it the way it was on the t.v. series, they distorted it like hell. Check out my review and you'll see where I'm coming from buddy.

randychico
randychico at 10:28 PM Jul 06

Yeah I do remember the series and I know why you hate it... :-/

Read all 13 comments >>

randychico created a LIST: over 2 years ago

My Top 20 of 2010

1. Toy Story 3 - An emotional rollercoaster ride full of fun and nostalgia.
2. I Saw the Devil - Ji-Woon Kim once again creates a visual spectacle this time with a film that's equal parts revenge flick, slasher and hardcore action. Just when you think it can't get more hardcore it does.
3. Black Swan - A great perfomance by Portman in a mindtrip towards obtaining perfection. It's beautiful as it is grotesque.
4. Inception - No movie wowed me more with its visuals and a geniusly structured story. An action packed adventure set within dreams.
5. El Infierno - Mexico's best film in a loooong time, a satirical take on the current problems of drug trafficking. It's like the mexican sardonic Goodfellas,
6. The Secret in Her Eyes - Ricardo Darin gives another great performances in this suspensful detective drama with a romantic sugar coating that just blends togheter seamlessly.
7. Micmacs - Jean Piere Jeunet gives us yet another visually dazzling quirky story replete with zany characters that's both funny and thought provoking.
8. Rabbit Hole - My favorite perfomances of the year belong to Nicole Kidman & Aaron Eckhart as parents dealing with the life of a chid. The characters felt real and their story was not played for melodramatic effects. I was moved and deeply symphatized with their situation. How could you not?
9. Tron: Legacy - I wasn't really expecting much but wow, I ended up lost in the world of Tron, the sets, the costumes, the effects were beautiful, the music was great, Jeff Bridges was awesome as the cyberdude, I loved seeing Michael Sheen in this and Olivia Wilde was just stunning. One of those films I'm very glad I saw in the theater.
10. Cell 211 - One of those films I knew nothing about but was greatly surprised. One of the best prison dramas ever as it recounts Juan Oliver's worst day ever.
11. Despicable Me - Another great surprise, not only did it make me laugh, more surprisingly it was a very charming and heartfel little movie. MINIONS!!
12. The Social Network - Definitely deserving to be one of the years best as it gives us the humor, the drama and frustrations of everyday life in a very entertaining manner all set within the context of social networking as a pretext.
13. The Secret of Kells - As a fan of animation I fell in love with the style and the magic before my eyes
14. Biutiful - One of Alejandro Gonzales Iñarritu's best work although half of the credit goes to a powerful perfomance by Javier Bardem. Far from being a feel good movie it explores the "biuty" within the sorrows of life & death.
15. Exit Through the Gift Shop - Wheter the protagonist is real or one of Banksy's inventions, we know what surrounds him is very real. From the dangers and the genius that is urban "illegal" art to the hypocrisy of the high class commercial art world. An informative and highly amusing documentary.
16. The Loved Ones - A memorable and ORIGINAL film about obsession it its most insane form all set around a slew of pink and glitter, John Huges probably had a nightmare like this.
17. Kick Ass - Hit Girl & Big Daddy do in fact kick huge amounts of ass.
18. 127 Hours -It's not an easy task to make a film about a guy who got stuck for 127 hours beneath a rock, but Danny Boyle & James Franco manage to make the most of it by taking us through a journey of will and hope, persistence and the human spirit. A moving, gut wrenching and inspiring movie.
19. Four Lions - What if The Office was a movie and it was about the Jihad? Then you would get the funniest movie you wouldn't think was going to be funny if you got asked. Humor like only the brits can manage AND get away with.
20. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 - I have accepted this to be the best Harry Potter yet, with an array of awesome scenes and highly mature perfomances. And to think this is just a preamble to all the good things set to come in Part 2
21. Honorable Mentions: Thirst & The Good, The Bad & The Weird - Two movies that took a looong time to get here, one is an awesome take on vampires like only Chan Wook Pak could make and the other is a fun "noodle-western" by one of my new favorite directors Ji-Woon Kim (the only person to appear twice on this list for starters).
WalkAway
WalkAway at 10:45 PM Jan 17

I still haven't seen so many of these. I need to do so before I can put in my own opinion.

timmyd
timmyd at 01:24 AM Jan 18

I loved '' I SAW THE DEVIL '' , I'M with ya' on the majority of these flicks . Outstanding job ,' randy' , you are the MAN-DY !!

randychico
randychico at 12:33 PM Jan 18

Haha Mandy, I hope I don't turn into Barry Manilow's obsession

Read all 10 comments >>

randychico updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Dang it, I arrived late to the chat thingy... and all because I told my nephew I'd take him to see Green Hornet. Yep, I'm regretting it haha :-/
wallcrawler383
wallcrawler383 at 12:44 AM Jan 17

well you should, because i asked politely. :P

randychico
randychico at 12:45 AM Jan 17

Oh you were asking? hehe, Ok then, I shaallll :)

Kitty Green
Kitty Green at 01:00 AM Jan 17

^He might hold you to that. ;-)

Read all 7 comments >>

randychico updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago

Guess the movie!
Invidtus
Invidtus at 08:23 PM Jan 16

nice-

SoundGirl
SoundGirl at 09:21 PM Jan 16

I don't have all of them but...
Caddyshack
Ghostbusters
Scrooged
Groundhog Day
Rushmore
Royal Tenenbaums
Lost in Translation
Life Aquatic
Broken Flowers
Zombieland

(I'm clearly better at old Bill Murray)

randychico
randychico at 12:24 AM Jan 17

I think you're only missing Quick Change and Kingpin :D

Read all 8 comments >>

Tee-ads-mfc2 JoBlo.com Arrow in the Head Movie Hotties JoBlo Videos