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Anyway, continuing with my unnecessary and I hope not as controversial quest to try and do the 8 of the 10 lists PsychoPirate 99 will never do http://www.moviefancentral.com/psycho-pirate-99/top10s/7142. I stumbled upon #5 - Hottest Chicks Under 18 and yeah, I think I'm not going to do that one either, but not because there's a possibility of looking like some creepy old dude. The way I see it is, I can accept when a girl/woman/chick/lady is hot/cute/sexy/has a nice body even if she's 16/17, Was Ema Watson NOT hot a week before she turned 18 then? The age is just a number that depends on the country you're in.
It does not mean I want to do things to them, helllsss nooo, I feel icky just thinking about it, I look at 24 year olds and I still think they're too young for me, I just appreciate women in all their ages, forms, sizes, etc. They are works of art man! So yeah, I could have done the list but the problem is, I don't know any girls under 18 haha :p the only one I could come up with was Leighton Meester, who's sort of cute. But yeah, she's about it.
Wow, Randy is handling some delicate topics today.. I um, ok, back to the list makings yay!
PeJota covered the "Reasons to hate Naomi Watts" http://www.moviefancentral.com/pejota/top10s/7216 and now if someone could cover #7 - Ten Men I've Had Sexual Fantasies About. We'd be all set :p
Drives at dawn make me thing about stuff, so after taking the sister to the airport some of the things on my mind were all the crazy hijinks that happens in this place, yeah I'm obsessed, I wish I could quit you but alas I am here sniffing on your blue jean jacket but enough of my love for MFC and how this place rocks. You all know that by now.
Specifically thinking about Psycho Pirate99's "List's I Will Never Make" list, I decided against my better judgment, to take it upon myself to make those lists starting with #10 up to #1 although, since most of them are absurd, like recasting Star Wars, when obviously no one wants a remake, there will be two that I won't be able to do because then I would be lying. #7 - Ten Men I've Had Sexual Fantasies About. Now, I can fully admit if I think a dude is good looking, I can even say he's hot or whatever but I've never had a SEXUAL fantasy about any guy, unless you count Gary Oldman turning me into a vampire. So while I have my share of "man crushes", the lack of sexual thoughts is what assures me the #2 position on the Kinsey scale of sexual responses.
Then there's, #3 - Reasons Why I HATE Naomi Watts. Basically I don't hate her, I may not love her like our friend Pirate but I think she's hot & cute, a great actress with a strong repertoire of films.
So here we go, stay tuned for #10 - Cast Suggestions For A Star Wars Remake
|Directed by:||Michel Gondry|
|Written by:||Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg|
|Cast:||Seth Rogen, Jay Chou, Christoph Waltz, Cameron Diaz, Edward James Olmos, Tom Wilkinson|
|Genre:||Action, Comedy, Comic Book|
I don't usually do reviews so I figured I'd invite my friend Quentin Tarantino to do me this one favor. Take it away Q-Tip...[more]...