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quidditchmom posted a BLOG item 7 months ago

Batman Returns Gif Party!


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randychico
randychico at 10:52 PM Oct 19

meee oww

Cochise
Cochise at 11:08 AM Oct 20

very cool gifs. I could never love this movie but just looking at these I really want to see it again! Man it would've been awesome if Burton had completed a Batman Trilogy

quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 05:26 PM Oct 20

This movie has a special place in my heart. When my daughter was born, my son was sick so my dad and husband were helping out and I was alone her first morning at the hospital. It was like 7am and raining like crazy and I laid in bed, nursing her and watching this until my family came in. (She's a December baby, and so am I so it was all the more perfect)

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quidditchmom posted a BLOG item 7 months ago

Awesome Fan Art by Justin Hillgrove

I got to meet one of my favorite artists today! He has some awesome fan art, so I thought I'd share ;)

This is one of my favorites. I got this as a Christmas present last year,
"Boo's Escort" (TKAM)

Hate OSC, but still love Ender <3
"Ender" (Ender's Game)

Hubby bought this print today!
"Spare Parts" (Star Wars)

Bought this one today too!
"The Usual Suspects" (JTR, Sweeney Todd, Alex, Edgar)

"Bad Company" (Gremlins)

Husband got this adorable Buffy/Sesame Street mash-up
"Sunnydale" (Buffy, Sesame Street)

This was a little sad, so we passed.
"Doctor Who"


"We're on a Mission from Leia" (Star Wars, Blues Brothers)

Got this too! (My husband owed me some art)
"Priori Incantatem" (Harry Fucking Potter)

"Splendor of the Narwhalicorn"

"Bath Night"

Gallery here:

Imps and Monsters


Mood: Chillin'
quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 11:03 PM Oct 13

Yes, Blizzo! He's the reason we went!

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 05:40 AM Oct 14

Star Wars Blues Brothers is brilliant. I'd watch that movie.

cerealkiller182
cerealkiller182 at 06:23 AM Oct 14

love the mockingbird one

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quidditchmom posted a BLOG item 7 months ago

Sleepy Hollow Gif Party!



(this was harder than I thought! Next time will be either Batman Returns or TNBC, cause I found HELLA gifs for them today!)


Mood: Angry
WalkAway
WalkAway at 01:32 PM Oct 10

One of my all-time favorite movies <3333

quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 02:39 PM Oct 10

lol Dodong, I dont even think about it, its just in my daily vocabulary!
Glad you guys like these!
I was surprised the lack of good gifs, considering this movie has such awesome imagery!

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 09:03 PM Oct 10

Wish I liked this movie more.

Great visuals, but somehow it just really falters in the last act for me.

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quidditchmom posted a BLOG item 8 months ago

Coraline gif party!

Tried not to be too spoilery since SOME PEOPLE have yet to see this amazing flick! (*ahem* get on it)



(girrrl, thats a bootyhole)



Mood: Happy
WalkAway
WalkAway at 08:03 AM Oct 07

There were some legit scary parts to this.

Invidtus
Invidtus at 08:13 AM Oct 07

Love it - saving it for closer to Halloween-

quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 05:52 PM Oct 07

G-Funk, I've seen that behind-the-scenes clip. Its insane! That one woman with a magnifying glass and itty bitty needles!

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quidditchmom posted a BLOG item 8 months ago

Hocus Pocus Gif Party!


LOL:


this is me:


oblig:


Mood: Chillin'
Glinda
Glinda at 09:07 PM Oct 02

My favorite Halloween movie too! I just love it. Comfort food.

Dr Jan-itor
Dr Jan-itor at 04:23 AM Oct 03

Great gifs , love Hocus Pocus .

quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 02:42 PM Oct 03

Glad you guys like these! Ill do a bunch of Halloween/spooky ones this month!

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quidditchmom posted a BLOG item 8 months ago

Hotel Transylvania gif party!












Mood: Happy
WalkAway
WalkAway at 06:54 AM Sep 30

I wish I had money to see this.

Cochise
Cochise at 10:57 AM Sep 30

haha the one where Dracula turns evil while singing whoa... also lol at the Walk Into A Party one hah

quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 05:31 PM Sep 30

I dont know why that second one only works half the time :(
But yes Doc, I loved it, totally GT's style!

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quidditchmom posted a BLOG item 8 months ago

Fan Art by Sakimichan


Korra



Mulan



Pocahontas



Okami



Chun Li



Howl (more like Gilderoy, amirite?)



Linkaboo



Sora



Mononoke



Aragorn


Jessica Rabbit



Ichigo, looking pressed as hell.



Jack Skellington



Death Note squirrelfriends


gallery


Mood: Chillin'
WalkAway
WalkAway at 09:40 AM Sep 27

The Mulan one is amazing! And Viggo, wow!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 10:42 AM Sep 27

I would purchase that Aragorn one and frame it

quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 11:15 AM Sep 27

I think theres some prints available at her gallery link, boo. Theres one with a griffin I've had my eye on.

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quidditchmom posted a BLOG item about 1 year ago

True Life Movie Pitch #1

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With the onslaught of flimsy storylines based on board games, tired comics, desperate re-makes and the inane dreams of bored housewives living vicariously through their MarySue YA counterparts, I've decided to do some research.

We, as humans have an incredible history, and I'm not talking about what you learned in high school. I'm taking about the less-than-well-known events that get glazed over in textbooks. The stranger-than-fiction stories that you only might come across in a Cracked article or via a late-night link-clicking marathon on Wikipedia.
It's not to say that there aren't some INCREDIBLE novels out there just begging to be adapted (*cough*anydiscworldbookever*cough*), because there are. But that's been talked about, and talked about, and talked about.


I'm presenting true stories, that given the right treatment, cast, and of course artistic license, would be pretty compelling films. (In my humble opinion, of course.)


So, for my first installment, I present the story of (and some artistic suggestions for) the missing and stolen Goodwill moon rocks.
(Just go with me, son.)


The Nixon Administration gifted over 270 moon rocks from the Apollo 11 and 17 lunar missions to different nations as symbols of goodwill. Over half are missing. Their fates unknown but assumed to be stolen, accidentally destroyed, or simply misplaced. (Right? Its a goddamn moon rock, its not like you can go walk and pick more. Lock that shit up.)


In 1998, a government sting known as Operation Lunar Eclipse was started to target those who were selling counterfeit rocks. This operation was led by NASA Senior Special Agent, Joseph Guntheiz. (Ladies and gentlemen, our protagonist.)


After his involvement with Operation Lunar Eclipse, Guntheiz taught criminal justice at the University of Phoenix. It was there, in 2002 that he challenged his grad students to recover the remaining missing moon rocks. Since then, his students have discovered that additional rocks were also missing. His students also uncovered the fate of several moon rocks, like the one hidden in the ceremonial Governor’s Office of Oregon. Or the North Carolina moon rock which was discovered in a desk drawer at the state commerce department.


There are some other notable ends to moon rocks such as the Apollo 17 moon rock gifted to Ireland which was dumped in a landfill. The bloody fate of the Romanian moon rock, sold off before the country's leader was executed by firing squad for the crime of genocide.


The angle.

For me, this screams Wes Anderson. A quirky, busy movie with on-screen text and dry narration. A montage of the fates of the rocks, the eager grad students lined up in Guntheiz's office like the Tenenbaum siblings. A running meter in the corner of the screen as each moon rock is found or determined to be destroyed.


Alternately, make the moon rocks be some occult artifact that time-traveling Nazis need for some kind of magic tea, I don't know. The fact is, that people love a treasure hunt, they love the moon, and I think they like counting things off, it makes them feel accomplished.


It could be hilarious and compelling in the right hands. I mean, it's better than a Chutes and Ladders movie, or whatever the fuck is in the works right now.


....................................

If you guys like this idea, I'll post one next week about the fascinating life of Percival Lowell and how it would be pretty awesome if there actually were Martians building canals on Mars. The cosplay opportunities alone...


Mood: Chillin'
quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 10:03 PM Mar 04

And thanks bb :)

randychico
randychico at 11:47 AM Mar 05

A Chutes and Ladders could prove fun in the hands of someone like idk.. Alex Proyas... in any case, I totally want to see Goodwill Moon by Wes Anderson!

HTX0811
HTX0811 at 06:21 PM Mar 05

Somebody needs to tell Wes Anderson to get on this. It would be great if Owen Wilson could have a part in this as well. He's funny when takes things way too seriously (see: Bottle Rocket). I realize that's a very specific thing to find funny, but that's who I am.

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quidditchmom posted a BLOG item about 2 years ago

R2- D2 Treats

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It's Monday betches, and you know what that means. You're angry and irritable, youre gonna drink too much coffee and have diarrhea and,
STAR WARS RECIPE time!!!!!!!!

Ok so I've never made this, due to my kid's lactose intolerance, and having some dirty hippie friends who refuse to eat Kit Kats cause of like, endangered ear ticks or some shit. BUT, they look bomb-ass.

INGREDIENTS

1/2 cup white chocolate chips
2 tablespoons chopped peanuts ( I bet you could do candied walnuts or something though, if you goin be fancy)
1 banana
1 Kit Kat candy bar (if youre in Japan, youre gonna have a goddamn field day)

Let's Do this

1. Line a baking sheet with waxed paper
2. Put the chocolate chips in a small, heavy saucepan. Melt those bitches.
3. Peel the banana (you can do it) and cut into four even pieces.
4. Place the nuts in a small bowl. Break the Kit Kat bar into four. Cut each piece in half.
5. Dip one banana piece in the melted white chocolate. Dip the topside of the banana into the nuts.
6. Place the nanner nut side up on the baking sheet and press 2 Kit Kat pieces on either side of the banana.
7. Repeat steps 5 and 6 for each treat. (figure it out, Morimoto)
8. Place the treats on the baking sheet into the freezer (or outside if you live on Hoth) until the chocolate is hardened.
9. Fucking eat those droids!

Edit: I stole this picture off the internet, Id never have a goddamn plaid tablecloth


Mood: Chillin'
Servo
Servo at 10:25 AM Feb 21

Now those are the droids I'M looking for.

Kitty Green
Kitty Green at 10:35 AM Feb 21

Ohhhh man, those look absolutely delicious!!! And, they look so easy to make... hmmm.. I'm thinking I should try this. :-D

quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 10:43 AM Feb 21

Do it Kitty! Treat yourself and then tell me how they were!

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quidditchmom posted a BLOG item over 2 years ago

Contest!!

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Hooray!

Thanks to the support of several special MFCers, Ive decided to have a contest!



PRIZES
:

1st place winner:


Receives a handmade craft inspired by or representing the movie of their choice. It can be an amigurumi (those little crocheted dolls I make), a magnet set (of 4), a matchbox shrine (see my images for examples), or a bottlecap necklace or keychain. YOUR CHOICE.

2nd place winner:


Receives a handmade craft of MY choice. Again, can be anything I've said above I decide to make, or possibly have already crafted and am looking for a home for.

3rd and 4th place winners:


Not as awesome, but you will both get a hand-written note embellished with epic Japanese stickers, doodles and smiley faces.

HOW TO ENTER:


Just comment here. That's it. No tweeting or reblogging or other bullshit. It's completely objective, I will RANDOMLY pick the winners and announce them Friday afternoon.


ANYONE CAN ENTER


Any Schmoe can enter, I dont care if you live on the Moon. I have a TARDIS.

EDIT: Winners will be announced on next week's GEEK CHICKS podcast


Mood: Chillin'
darthpaul64
darthpaul64 at 12:29 AM Feb 19

I VANT ONE I VANT ONE

quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 09:53 AM Feb 21

Ok thanks guys! Winners will be announced on this weeks GEEK CHICKS podcast!

dead anchoress
dead anchoress at 09:29 AM Feb 22

I would truly love and treasure one of your creations. I hope I win.

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quidditchmom posted a BLOG item over 2 years ago

Wookiee Cookies

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Today's recipe again comes from The Star Wars Cookbook. (The first one. The second one sucks buffalo foreskin.)

INGREDIENTS (Cause Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfiguration says you cant make dick without 'em.)


2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour ( I use organic cause Im a dirty dirty hippie)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon (Get some good stuff from your local spice company or farmer's market. Or dont, whatever, I cant live your life for you, Jethro.)
1 cup unsalted butter room temperature
1 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 granulated sugar (If you dont like dead animals in your cookies, use organic. Fuck it, just smoke some weed.)
2 large eggs
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract (or, like your mom says it "BAHNEELA)
1 cup milk chocolate chips
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips

1. Preheat the oven to 375 (Fahrenheit, Wolfgang)
2.Put the flour, baking soda, salt and cinnamon in a mixing bowl and stir that shit up.
3. Put the butter, brown sugar, and granulated sugar in another mixing bowl. (OH DEAR GOD I HOPE YOU HAVE TWO) Mix that shit up real good till its all creamy. Yeah, like that. Now rub your nipples. Beat in the eggs and vanilla. Add the flour mixture and stir. Throw in those chocolate chips, baby.
4. Scoop up a rounded tablespoon of the dough and drop onto a baking sheet. Repeat until you have used all the dough. Leave 1 inch between the cookies, we dont want any sad Siamese cookie situations.
5. Bake for about 10 minutes or until golden Wookiee brown.
6. Lift with spatula and let cool.
7. Get some motherfucking milk for those puppies.


Mood: Happy
quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 02:42 PM Feb 08

Good call PeJota.

elmariachi01
elmariachi01 at 02:48 PM Feb 08

As long as it's not Tauntaun... bleh. ;-)
The recipe sounds delicious though. Too bad I'm too lazy to make it though.

randychico
randychico at 07:41 PM Feb 08

Graaaarrrrrr!!!!

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quidditchmom posted a BLOG item over 2 years ago

Ender

Ender

(warning: I get a little serious here)

First off, before I go into this, Id like to state that "proud" is not a word I associate with patriotism. To me, "proud" is something you feel when your child reads better than his classmates because you read to him every day. "Proud" is how you should feel after reaching a goal, not being born in a country, something you had nothing to do with. For more on this, you can read yourself some George Carlin. However, the word I do associate with living here is "grateful". Yes, we have our problems, our shames and laughing stocks, but I will always be grateful that we are awarded the rights and liberties that we are. This includes freedom of speech (and no, freedom of speech doesn't apply to your comments on tumblr, I'm talking about the Constitution and what it actually says) and freedom of religion. I personally abhor organized religion, but feel strongly about the rights of others being able to practice what they believe without harassment or persecution. Yes, this includes Fred Phelps, even though I wish he would fall into the goddamn Sarlaac pit.


That being said, I'm not here to argue religion or politics. I'm not here to say that Orson Scott Card isn't free to believe what he wants or what his church influences him to believe. Knock yourself out man, this is America. My issue comes in a disconnect I fail to reconcile between the man and his book.


In 1985, Orson Scott Card published Ender's Game, with Speaker for the Dead to follow. It was a fucking phenomenon amongst the science fiction community. Every nerd I ever met had it on their bookshelf. Our first hurricane together, my future husband read it next to me while I read Lolita by candlelight. It's a staple in the nerd-geek arsenal. And it should be. I finally read it a few years ago and its fucking amazing. It's gripping and haunting, something you seriously cannot put down and cant stop daydreaming about. Speaker for the Dead is just as addicting and is everything you want in redemption of a sequel.


A few months back, when Niki and I were still doing Nerdie Girls, we did a show about the rumors of a Ender's Game movie (suggested by one of our amazing fans, Ross). After some research into the movie, I decided to look up what Orson Scott Card felt. I didn't find that. What I did find made me sick to my stomach.


You have to understand that these books (with the exception of Xenocide and Children of the Mind, which I thought were a little...dogmatic) really spoke to me. Not since the Harry Potter series or To Kill A Mockingbird had anything inspired me to create. There are several Ender's Game pieces I've done on my own walls and the art of other's inspired by Ender's Game that I own. I was planning an Ender's Game tattoo.


I found the following quotes from Mr. Card:

Regardless of law, marriage has only one definition, and any government that attempts to change it is my mortal enemy. I will act to destroy that government and bring it down.

In case you cant tell, Mr Card is willing to start some kind of bloody coup because of gay marriage.
That's right. The woes of our brothers and sisters in Egypt are laughable compared to the threat of gay marriage.


Here's another:

If America becomes a place where our children are taken from us by law and forced to attend schools where they are taught that cohabitation is as good as marriage, that motherhood doesn't require a husband or father, and that homosexuality is as valid a choice as heterosexuality for their future lives, then why in the world should married people continue to accept the authority of such a government?

Yes, Mr Card, because in the Bible, there were notaries and marriage licenses to authenticate the marriage of men and their five or six under-aged wives. (Again, I'm not attacking religion here, but I did study Hebrew Bible for years and yes, this is in the Old Testament) Oh and Mr. Card, what would you tell the widows of the world? That they should repent for having dead husbands? All the single mothers in the world should ask for forgiveness for raising their children? Matthew Shepard should have made a better CHOICE in being beaten to death?


Mr Card, you are free to make your own choices and adhere to your own beliefs. My issue is that you wrote the most anti-xenophobic book there is. The strongest themes in the Ender series are that of acceptance. In both Ender's Game and Speaker for the Dead, we are taught not to judge a book by it's cover. That every species, every person, is valid and worthy of respect, no matter how different they are. The Queen was just trying to protect her children. The Piggies were just trying to protect their ancestors and way of life. Dismissing those who are different is how we end ourselves.


Right?
RIGHT??

How can you write these awe-inspiring, heart-wrenching stories and then turn around and say such hateful things about people you just don't understand? Are you that good at fiction? Do you really just write for a paycheck and feel nothing towards what you write? Or do you just not see the hypocrisy?


I see it, and it breaks my heart. Regardless of your thoughts on gay marriage, Mr Card's words are hateful and sound like those of the narrow-minded antagonists of his novels. Novels that reminded me to always give my fellow man the benefit of the doubt.


I now have very mixed feelings about seeing this movie if it is indeed made. Logistics aside (how the hell are they going to do that Battle Room without people barfing?) how do I give this man any more of my money? Is it worth it? Do I just wait until it's on tv one day and tell myself it's ok that way? Am I making a huge deal out of nothing, considering our country allows even those I disagree with the right to say and practice what they feel? Am I undermining my own rights to disagree and boycott bigotry?


I can always go back to reading Ender's Game and getting lost in that world. I can always find comfort in Valentine, the voice of reason. But there will always be a little voice, a little Jane, telling me the truth. "It's all fiction". Only this time, she wont just mean the storyline.


Mood: Sad
Tags: ender's game
Servo
Servo at 09:45 PM Feb 02

PM'd you a link

quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 02:05 PM Dec 05

^Hey Servo, GUESS AGAIN.

Servo
Servo at 03:49 PM Dec 11

You guys didn't like the pics? :(

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quidditchmom posted a BLOG item over 2 years ago

Yoda Sodas Recipe

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So, on a recent episode of Geek Chicks, I was asked for this recipe, and totally forgot. So, here you go. If you guys are down, Ill post more Star Wars recipes once a week or whatever.

This is Yoda Sodas from the Star Wars cookbook: Wookiee Cookies

Ingredients:
3 Limes
3 Tbsp sugar (you can use agave if you're doing the hippie thing)
1 cup Sprite (the book says sparkling water, but that's fucking gross)
1 Scoop lime sherbert or sorbet

Half the limes and juice each half into a measuring cup until you have 1/4 cup juice. (Or just eyeball it man, you're a big boy)
Mix the sugar and lime juice together in a pitcher until sugar's dissolved.
Add Sprite. (fuck yeah, bubbles!)
Pour into individual cups.
Add scoops of sherbert to get that frothy Degobah look.
Enjoy!

Im sure you can booze it up somehow, but this version is for the kids. Get them all hopped up on sugar and then bring 'em to church!

(Why isnt "tired" a mood option?)


Mood: Chillin'
Servo
Servo at 11:02 AM Jan 31

Aw, I remember this book. Isn't there a recipe for Darth Vader salsa?

quidditchmom
quidditchmom at 01:38 PM Jan 31

Good call Reborn! And Servo- there is Dark Side Salsa. If you like, that can be next weeks recipe!

JohnLocke2342
JohnLocke2342 at 02:27 PM Jan 31

win!

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