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Happiness of the Katakuris
#1 Movie of All-Time
The Butterfly Effect
#1 Comedy
Master of the Flying Guillotine
#1 Action
Star Wars
#1 Sci-Fi
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
#1 Horror
Magic Mike
#1 Romance
A Town Called Panic
#1 Stoner
The Nightmare Before Christmas
#1 Animated
Clash Of The Titans '81
#1 Fantasy
Bride of Chucky
#1 Romantic Comedy
Dirk Diggler
#1 Actor
Divine
#1 Actress
Takashi Miike
#1 Director
Lexi Belle
#1 Hottie
Jack Skellington
#1 Movie Character
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Seriously though '90s Jim Carrey would've made a perfect Deadpool
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KING Of All Schmoes
Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: over 3 years ago

The Fairest of them all

Naomifairest
1. Naomi Watts
2. Mila Kunis
3. Freida Pinto
4. Olga Kurylenko
5. Evangeline Lilly
6. Emily Blunt
7. Elizabeth Banks
8. Kristen Bell
9. Kate Beckinsale
10. Imogen Poots
writer19
writer19 at 08:15 PM Nov 12

besides no Eva Green great list

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 11:53 PM Nov 12

1. Of course!!
2. Stunning
3. Classy
6. My favorite

Weapon X
Weapon X at 12:46 AM Nov 13

POOTS!

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: over 3 years ago

Favorite Movies where someone has Bomb strapped to their Chest

Bombstrapped
1. Four Lions
2. V for Vendetta
3. Speed
4. Tommy Boy
5. The Hurt Locker
6. Quick Change
7. Contact
8. Swordfish
9. Rendition
10. 30 Minutes or Less
Anakin
Anakin at 03:59 PM Nov 12

^ What I was thinking, lol.

Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 04:28 PM Nov 12

LOL tommy boy.

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 04:59 PM Nov 12

These? These are road flares.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: over 3 years ago

Favorite Movies with a Severed Tongue

Severdtongue
1. Oldboy
2. Ichi the Killer
3. Audition
4. Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
5. Hellboy
6. End of Days
7. Jeepers Creepers
8. The People Under the Stairs
9. Warlock
10. Dead Silence
ironfist66
ironfist66 at 03:29 PM Nov 12

That get's my blood pumpin'.....OUCH!!!!

Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: over 3 years ago

Favorite Movies that feature Also Sprach Zarathustra by Richard Strauss

Strauss
1. 2001: A Space Odyssey
2. Wall-E
3. Magnolia
4. Toy Story 3
5. Drop Dead Gorgeous
6. Ghostbusters
7. Casino
8. Clueless
9. Being There
10. Man on the Moon
Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 04:32 PM Nov 12

THIS is one creative list, 2001 just had to be 1 for this list that's for sure.

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andyfilm_1
andyfilm_1 at 06:42 PM Nov 11

Hello pretty lady!

Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

Finally get to see Naomi on the big screen again, I'm ecstatic. Going to see J. Edgar this weekend WOOHOO
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Rrrrrrrrr

leesemarie
leesemarie at 05:41 PM Nov 10

digging the t-shirt, homes

TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 06:50 PM Nov 10

That IS a nice shirt...the mug is pretty cool too. lol I stand by my statement about a year ago that you look like Samm Levine..only blonder. :)

writer19
writer19 at 03:25 AM Nov 11

the last face you see before goin unconscious

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

I missed Vanity day and I am a sad boy.
MJZ
MJZ at 04:33 PM Nov 10

Missed whaaat?

leesemarie
leesemarie at 04:39 PM Nov 10

1) That was not an ugly mug, da. 2) Join in, post pix. 3) MJZ, where the heck have you been

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 04:48 PM Nov 10

Psycho-Pirate ... what the hell are you waiting for?? some people here have "Vanity Hangover" and we are still eager for pictures, post yours please.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

Nobody wants me. :(
horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 04:39 PM Nov 10

I can be your easy lover if you want.

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 04:48 PM Nov 10

ME WANT ME WANT

randychico
randychico at 05:23 PM Nov 10

Want is such a strong word but life would definitely not taste the same without a little Psycho Pirate sprinkled in it

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 3 years ago

Win Win



Poster-winwin

Directed by: Tom McCarthy
Written by: Tom McCarthy
Cast: Paul Giamatti, Bobby Cannavale, Amy Ryan, Jeffrey Tambor
Studio: Fox Searchlight
Genre: Drama
Official Site:
Plot: Eminem joins Paul Giamatti's wrestling team.

Review:

WHAT IT IS: Paul Giamatti is a small-time lawyer who coaches wrestling on the side, struggling to keep his practice going and the bills paid. He sees an opportunity to make some extra dough by claiming in court to be a legal guardian of one of his elderly clients, but places the old guy in an old folk’s home, and still collects money for caring for him. It works, until the grandson of the old man shows up to live with him. In an attempt to keep his scheme going, Giamatti takes the boy in himself...[more]...

Win_win

Other reviews of this film: drzeek (8/10) , cerealkiller182 (8/10) > Display all
dsloy
dsloy at 05:55 PM Nov 10

saw it at sxsw, really dug it

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 3 years ago

Sword of the Stranger



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Directed by: Masahiro Ando
Written by: Fumihiko Takayama
Cast: Yuki Chinen, Tomoya Nagase, Akio Otsuka, Kyle Rideout, Naoto Takenaka, Koichi Yamadera
Studio: Bandai Entertainment
Genre: Action, Adventure, Animation
Official Site:
Plot: A boy, his dog, and a man with no name.

Review:

WHAT IT IS: A boy is chased out of his village, sought after for mysterious reasons. While hiding out, the boy meets a samurai with a dark past and calls himself No Name. The lone samurai agrees to help the boy travel to a Buddhist temple for safety, pitting him against the Ming dynasty and their quest for immortality...[more]...

Sword-of-the-stranger

Other reviews of this film: TheChanges23 (10/10) > Display all
TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 05:57 PM Nov 09

One of my favorite animes of all-time. So beautiful, so brilliantly executed, so goddamn flawless. Cool Review man.

dead anchoress
dead anchoress at 06:18 PM Nov 09

OoOoooo I'll have to check this out.

Anakin
Anakin at 06:32 PM Nov 09

Will have to look out for this

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 3 years ago

Super Mario Bros.



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Directed by: Annabel Jankel, Rocky Morton
Written by: Parker Bennett, Terry Runte, Ed Solomon
Cast: Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, Samantha Mathis
Studio: Buena Vista
Genre: Family, Adventure
Official Site:
Plot: I don’t think we’re in Brooklyn anymore.

Review:

WHAT IT IS: Two plumbers named Mario and Luigi follow a chick named Daisy into an parallel universe, controlled by the evil King Koopa. It turns out Daisy is a Princess in this universe, and Koopa believes she holds the key that will help him take control our world. Now, it’s up to the two plumbers to not only save Princess Daisy, but all of mankind...[more]...

Super-mario-bros-movie

Other reviews of this film: wallcrawler383 (6/10) , MrsData (4/10) > Display all
leesemarie
leesemarie at 06:43 PM Nov 09

WP-DFA
WP-DFA at 08:51 PM Nov 09

silly flick but I still have fun with it, love the cheese/don't get all the super-hate.

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 03:36 AM Nov 10

lol I I hAVE THIS MOVIE.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

Is that guy Ted on How I Met Your Mother always such a whiny bitch?
SuperMarcey
SuperMarcey at 01:41 AM Nov 09

Seriously .. they've ruined the character.

Derek237
Derek237 at 02:49 AM Nov 09

He's turned into such a Ross IMO

Mac136187
Mac136187 at 08:10 AM Nov 09

i still say he has to end up with Robin, , , or am alone in thinking this

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Bitch or not, I still love her.

Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: over 3 years ago

DISNEY XXX

Jasmine7
1. Alladong
2. The Booty and the Beast
3. The Little Spermaid
4. Poc-a-hot-ass
5. Squirterella
6. Throbbin Wood
7. BALL-E
8. The Bareback of Notre Dame
9. Queefing Beauty
10. Grinding Nemo
MrsData
MrsData at 07:04 PM Nov 07

LOL This is a crazy funny list!

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 09:59 PM Nov 07

Queefing Beauty haha. Your a sick man, Pirate, and I love ya for it.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 01:08 AM Nov 08

So....much....wrong....

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