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#1 Animated
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#1 Fantasy
How To Steal A Million
#1 Romantic Comedy
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My stupid ass totally forgot Halloween was next month so the Movie Midget competition will start in November
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KING Of All Schmoes
Psycho-Pirate-99 posted an IMAGE item: almost 3 years ago
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Bitch or not, I still love her.

Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: almost 3 years ago

DISNEY XXX

Jasmine7
1. Alladong
2. The Booty and the Beast
3. The Little Spermaid
4. Poc-a-hot-ass
5. Squirterella
6. Throbbin Wood
7. BALL-E
8. The Bareback of Notre Dame
9. Queefing Beauty
10. Grinding Nemo
MrsData
MrsData at 11:04 AM Nov 07

LOL This is a crazy funny list!

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 01:59 PM Nov 07

Queefing Beauty haha. Your a sick man, Pirate, and I love ya for it.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 05:08 PM Nov 07

So....much....wrong....

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Starship Troopers



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Directed by: Paul Verhoeven
Written by: Ed Neumeier
Cast: Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer, Denise Richards, Jake Busey, Neil Patrick Harris
Studio: Columbia Tristar
Genre: Sci-Fi
Official Site:
Plot: You kill bugs good.

Review:

WHAT IT IS: It’s the future, humans are at war with a planet full of giant evil bugs. Johnny Rico joins the military to aid the extermination, busting his ass though boot camp and eventually becoming a squad leader that nukes gigantic beetles. With the help of some old friends, as well as some new ones, Ricco opens up a big can of Raid on the insidious insects...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: Kevin Smith fan (7/10) , tbondrage99 (8/10) > Display all
IwishIwasBond
IwishIwasBond at 10:39 AM Nov 07

I miss Paul Verhoeven films.

TeamZissou
TeamZissou at 01:25 PM Nov 07

Exactly what JonhLocke said

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 02:50 PM Nov 07

Classic Sci-Fi Film.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a BLOG item almost 3 years ago

THE DRIVE-IN BLOG presents: FASTER, PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL!

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TAGLINE: "Superwomen! Belted, buckled, and booted!"

Three hotties that are completely out of their minds are hanging out in a desert, where they come across a young couple. Looking for a good time, the hotties put the couple through hell, killing the boyfriend and taking the girlfriend with them as they raise even more hell. The girl's mayhem includes robbing an old man in a wheelchair, which may prove to be more difficult than they expected.

Another sexploitation classic from the mammary master himself, Russ Meyer. This one is probably his most well known feature, as well as bombshell Vera Satana's most famous role. Though there's in no nudity in the film, it still reeks of sex and seduction. These ladies are as bad as their beautiful, and it's a blast to watch them have their shameless fun.

This film is a must see for anyone interested in the exploitation scene, and an absolute MUST for anyone interested in Russ Meyer. There was even a rumor a while back that Tarantino was going to remake it, and even wanted to cast Kim Kardashian and Britney Spears. I won't bother giving you my opinion on that, I'll let you use your imagination.

FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT IT:

The voluptuous Tura Satana

Haji and her THICK....accent

The dirty old man

JUDO CHOP!

CLEAVAGE!

What an awesome movie title

Chicks dancing

Chicks committing cold blooded murder

Chicks in fast cars, even playing chicken with them

Chicks taking showers

Chicks fighting each other (CAT FIGHTS!)

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NEXT WEEK'S SHOW:


Mood: Horny
Terminal_83
Terminal_83 at 07:29 PM Nov 06

One of my favorite movies of all time. I love this film.

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 08:10 AM Nov 07

It would be amazing if I had gotten the chance to hang out with Russ Meyer for a day. The amount of boobs and 70's exploitation would make my head explode from so much awesome.

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 02:28 PM Nov 07

Thanks for stopping by guys!

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Mrs. Pirate and I as Killer Clowns (I wonder where she got the inspiration for her makeup)

Invidtus
Invidtus at 07:57 AM Nov 05

(double post - but still great stuff)-

timmyd
timmyd at 08:39 AM Nov 05

BEST LOOKING PSYCHOS , this Halloween season !! AWESOMENESS !!

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 04:12 PM Nov 05

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: almost 3 years ago

You should be allowed to stab people who won't shut the fuck up in the movie theater.
TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 12:49 AM Nov 05

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO TI!

dead anchoress
dead anchoress at 08:39 AM Nov 05

I agree.

jekupka
jekupka at 08:36 AM Nov 06

YES!!!

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: almost 3 years ago

Things I hear people say all the time in real life that remind me of Movies

1. “I’ll be back.” – Terminator
2. “What’s in the box?” – Se7en
3. “Do it.” – Starsky and Hutch
4. “You talking to me?” – Taxi Driver
5. “What’s the matter?” – The Lion King
6. “Here we go.” – The Dark Knight
7. “Bring it on!” - Bring it On
8. “Who are you going to call?/Who you calling?” – Ghostbusters
9. “We have a problem” – Apollo 13
10. “They’re here” – Poltergeist
randychico
randychico at 11:59 AM Nov 04

haha yeah pretty much

WP-DFA
WP-DFA at 03:58 PM Nov 04

Here we go from TDK? hmmm everytime I hear that I immediately hear Morpheus say it

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 01:35 PM Nov 05

I adopted: "who brought this guy"? from The Hangover

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: almost 3 years ago

I went to the store to find some camo pants but I couldn't find any.
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 12:24 PM Nov 03

haha it was a joke :p

MrsData
MrsData at 02:52 PM Nov 03

Oh lol

Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 09:40 PM Nov 03

hahaha

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: almost 3 years ago

FAVORITE BLIND BUYS

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1. Death Note
2. Coffy
3. Meet The Feebles
4. Mary & Max
5. Invasion of the Bee Girls
6. Appleseed
7. Pontypool
8. Grandma's Boy
9. Danny Deckchair
10. The Girl Next Door
cerealkiller182
cerealkiller182 at 11:21 AM Nov 03

I think Swingers is the only thing I ever blindly bought, and that was because it was bundled with Made which I had already seen.

Terminal_83
Terminal_83 at 11:47 AM Nov 03

Hilarious picture for a great list.

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 03:08 PM Nov 03

Damn you know about "The Girl Next Door" what a good movie sadly what happen to that girl though.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

White Dog



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Directed by: Samuel Fuller
Written by: Samuel Fuller, Curtis Hanson
Cast: Kristy McNichol, Christa Lang, Vernon Weddle, Jameson Parker
Studio: Paramount
Genre: Drama, Thriller
Official Site:
Plot: White dog attacks black people.

Review:

WHAT IT IS: A woman adopts a dog, and quickly realizes that it has some issues. She takes it to an animal trainer who explains that her new dog is a “white dog”, trained by its previous owner to only attack black people. One of the trainers, who happens to be black, agrees to attempt to retrain the dog and end its racially fueled attacks...[more]...

Whitedog

Other reviews of this film: MattSlash (7/10) > Display all
horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 09:22 AM Nov 02

I've heard about this movie in passing. Sounds like an interesting spin towards the issue of racism unlike other similar movies.

Just realized that it has a Criterion Release.

grelber37
grelber37 at 12:45 PM Nov 02

White Dog sits in my DVD collection.

Thought-provoking movies are always welcome. You do a good job provoking further thought about White Dog. One appreciates your multifaceted examination of the ending. SPOIL. I happen to agree that the movie must end as it does; it emphasizes its message's urgency END SPOIL. Overall, White Dog deserves the 7 that you give it.

And, yes, Kristy McNichol is a cutie in all of her films.

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 02:27 PM Nov 02

@horrorfan It's on Netflix instant watch, you should check it out!

@grelber Thank you dude, that means a lot.

Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: almost 3 years ago

Favorite Movies with JET PACKS

Jetpack
1. Return of the Jedi
2. Minority Report
3. Thunderball
4. The Incredibles
5. Kick-Ass
6. The Rocketeer
7. Logan's Run
8. The Running Man
9. Fahrenheit 451
10. Monsters vs. Aliens
writer19
writer19 at 02:57 PM Nov 01

nice list as usual

timmyd
timmyd at 03:04 PM Nov 01

Sweet list , My Friend . FAHRENHEIT 451 and LOGAN'S RUN Are nice touches .

ironfist66
ironfist66 at 03:13 PM Nov 01

THUNDERBALL!

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Amazon Women on the Moon



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Directed by: Joe Dante, Carl Gottlieb
Written by: Michael Barrie, Jim Mulholland
Cast: Arsenio Hall, Donald F. Muhich, Monique Gabrielle, Lou Jacobi
Studio: Universal
Genre: Comedy, Sci-Fi
Official Site:
Plot: SHAMELESS!

Review:

WHAT IT IS: Following Kentucky Fried Movie, this wacky sequel carries on the non-linear style of gags and brings us even more crazy skits, fake commercials, and movie spoofs...[more]...

Amazonwomen

snoopmish
snoopmish at 07:54 AM Nov 01

This and Kentucky Fried have always been in my collection. VHS and DVD.

grelber37
grelber37 at 12:30 PM Nov 01

Thanks for reminding everyone about this movie. AWoM is worth the watch.

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 3 years ago

Halloween 2



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Directed by: Rob Zombie
Written by: Rob Zombie
Cast: Scout Taylor-Compton, Tyler Mane, Danielle Harris, Daniel Roebuck, Ezra Buzzington, Mark Christopher Lawrence, Jeffrey Daniel Phillips, Dayton Callie, Richard Brake, Matt Bush, Howard Hesseman
Studio: Dimension Films
Genre: Horror
Official Site: www.halloween2-movie.com
Plot: Rob fucking Zombie's fucking sequel to the fucking Halloween movie did like two fucking years before.

Review:

...[more]...

Halloween2zombie

Other reviews of this film: LordSimen (9/10) , MistAh BlistAh (7/10) > Display all
leesemarie
leesemarie at 05:23 PM Oct 31

I really like this man personally but his movies are a different story

Dr.Frankenstein
Dr.Frankenstein at 07:14 PM Oct 31

Really liked it! 4 sure the dialogue needed tweaked BUT gr8 performances from a few. Zombie did his thing and did it well w/ H2.

WP-DFA
WP-DFA at 11:23 PM Oct 31

Malcolm McDowell was BRILLIANT in this one... but that's about it. The acting from Scout Taylor-Compton was really good as well, but the story just wasn't there and it felt like Zombie just wasn't that into it

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 3 years ago

Halloween: Resurrection



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Directed by: Rick Rosenthal
Written by: Larry Brand, Sean Hood
Cast: Jamie Lee Curtis, Tyra Banks, Bianca Kajlich, Busta Rhymes, Sean Patrick Thomas, Ryan Merriman, Luke Kirby, Thomas Ian Nicholas
Studio: Dimension Films
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN, MICHAEL!

Review:

...[more]...

Halloweenresurrection

Other reviews of this film: sarah1980 (5/10) , Kevin Smith fan (4/10) > Display all
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 01:01 PM Oct 31

This poster is cool:

goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 01:36 PM Oct 31

SHIT movie, but I still think Halloween 5 is the worst...but this isn't far behind.

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 02:48 PM Oct 31

Yea Awful movie.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: about 3 years ago

Halloween H20



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Directed by: Steve Miner
Written by: Debra Hill, John Carpenter
Cast: Jamie Lee Curtis, Adam Arkin, LL Cool J, Michelle Williams, Josh Hartnett, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Adam Hann-Byrd, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
Studio: Dimension Films
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: Halloween Underwater.

Review:

WHAT IT IS: It’s been 20 years since Michael Myers first came after Laurie Strode, and a lot of things have changed since then. Laurie is now a dean/guidance counselor/important person at the local private school, and Josh Hartnett is her son. One thing hasn’t changed though, she’s still tormented by the psychological horror that her brother put her through. But on this Halloween, he might become more than a psychological problem once again...[more]...

Halloweenh20

Other reviews of this film: Kevin Smith fan (7/10) , timmyd (8/10) > Display all
TastetheW0ng
TastetheW0ng at 02:47 PM Oct 31

I enjoyed this one, and they really should have ended the whole Laurie Strode/Michael Myers story line here.

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 02:48 PM Oct 31

This Halloween was good.

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 03:36 PM Oct 31

I refer to this one as SCREAMOWEEN. It really is more like SCREAM than a HalloweeN movie.

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