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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers


Directed by: Joe Chappelle
Written by: Daniel Farrands
Cast: Donald Pleasence, Paul Rudd, Marianne Hagan, Mitch Ryan
Studio: Dimension Films
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Official Site:
Plot: Paul Rudd vs. Michael Myers


WHAT IT IS: The mysterious man who helped Michael Myers escape at the end of part 5 seems to have also abducted Jaimie, who has just had a baby. She manages to escape with her baby, and hides it before she is killed by Michael Myers. The baby is found by a grown up Tommy Doyle, who Laurie Strode babysat years ago during Muchael's first return home. Tommy looks after Jaimie's baby, who is being hunted after by both the Man in Black and Michael Myers...[more]...


Other reviews of this film: timmyd (4/10) , tbondrage99 (2/10) > Display all
timmyd at 07:40 PM Oct 31

like a slap in the face to franchise fans . Devoid of any intelligence or logic .

sLaShEr84 at 09:49 PM Oct 31

Loved "Michael Myers" in this one he was really pissed off.

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Halloween 5


Directed by: John Carpenter
Written by: John Carpenter, Debra Hill
Cast: Donald Pleasence, Jamie Lee Curtis, Nancy Kyes, P.J. Soles
Studio: Galaxy International
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Official Site:
Plot: Michael gets...revenge?


WHAT IT IS: A year after Jamie had her little episode at the end of part 4, and is now mute and in a clinic. Michael Myers also returns, but this time seems so have some kind of mental bond with little Jamie, as she freaks out whenever Michael kills someone. Guess who else is back? That wacky Dr. (HE’S NOT A MAN!) Loomis, who plans to use Jamie a way to lure Myers into an ultimate death...[more]...


Other reviews of this film: Kevin Smith fan (5/10) , timmyd (3/10) > Display all
timmyd at 07:56 PM Oct 31

Nice job , Buddy . A real disappointment

Anakin at 11:37 AM Nov 01

I actually really like Halloween 5. Obviously I can see why peeps are dissapointed with it. It makes a ton of mistakes (Rachel) and veers off after course after part 4 but I think it's gone a mean streak to it and there's some spooky scenes like the barn and the end.

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers


Directed by: Dwight H. Little
Written by: Alan B. McElroy
Cast: Donald Pleasence, Ellie Cornell, Danielle Harris, George P. Wilbur
Studio: Galaxy International
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: Michael Myers is back!


WHAT IT IS: Michael Myers has been in a coma ever since his last visit with his little sister Laurie, but wakes up to discover that he now has a niece. Wanting to give her a proper introduction into the family, Myers kills everyone on his path to little Jamie Strode. Loomis is back of course, and rushes to the aid of Jamie, in hopes of bringing Myers down for good...[more]...


Other reviews of this film: Kevin Smith fan (7/10) , timmyd (7/10) > Display all
Righteous_faustus at 06:25 PM Oct 31

Danielle Harris plays Jaime so well, She my favorite part of 4 and 5 and I really loved how they changed it up by making his victim this time around much younger than Laurie. Totally agree with what you wrote.

timmyd at 07:58 PM Oct 31

the return of the King !!

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Halloween III: Season of the Witch


Directed by: Tommy Lee Wallace
Written by: Tommy Lee Wallace
Cast: Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, Dan O'Herlihy, Michael Currie
Studio: Universal
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: Michael Myers takes a break.


WHAT IT IS: A dying man is brought to a hospital, where Dr. Dan tries to save him. Shortly after, a man in a suit walks in the hospital and pulls off the dying man’s head. Then the man in the suit jumps in his car and sets himself on fire. That’s when Dr. Dan starts to think that something is wrong, so he and the headless man’s daughter investigate. Dr. Dan discovers an evil plot by a Halloween mask maker who plans to kill all children...[more]...


Other reviews of this film: Kevin Smith fan (7/10) , TreyTheMovieMan (4/10) > Display all
timmyd at 07:59 PM Oct 31

I kinda dug this as well , not in a HALLOWEEN sense , but as a film on it's own merits .

TastetheW0ng at 09:49 PM Oct 31

never seen this one but im super curious to see it. I'll have to check it soon.

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Halloween II


Directed by: Rick Rosenthal
Written by: John Carpenter, Debra Hill
Cast: Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Cyphers, Donald Pleasence, Jeffrey Kramer
Studio: Universal
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: More of the night HE came home.


WHAT IT IS: Following directing after the events of the first Halloween, Laurie is taken to a hospital and the cops (with Loomis) are hunting for Michael Myers, who is still after Laurie. As she tries to recover from part 1, as well as keep away from her big bro, Laurie discovers a dark truth connecting her to Michael Myers, and the reason he may be after her to begin with...[more]...


Other reviews of this film: dsloy (5/10) , Kevin Smith fan (8/10) > Display all
timmyd at 08:01 PM Oct 31

One of the greatest sequels ever , anywhere .

sLaShEr84 at 09:54 PM Oct 31

Strongly Agree with my friend "Timmyd".

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Halloween (1978)


Directed by: John Carpenter
Written by: Debra Hill
Cast: Donald Pleasence, Jamie Lee Curtis, Nancy Kyes, P.J. Soles
Studio: Compass International Pictures
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: The night HE came home.


WHAT IT IS: Fifteen years ago on Halloween night, a boy named Michael Myers was taken to a mental institution after murdering his family in cold blood. Tonight, he has broken out of that institution and is making his way back to the scene of the crime. The man who treated Michael for years, Dr. Sam Loomis, tries to find and contain the maniac before he murders everyone in the neighborhood, including a young babysitter named Laurie Strode...[more]...


Other reviews of this film: Kevin Smith fan (8/10) , timmyd (10/10) > Display all
IwishIwasBond at 05:55 PM Oct 31

My all time favourite horror flick, nothing comes close.

horrorfan23 at 07:04 PM Oct 31

Hell Yes! 10/10

sLaShEr84 at 09:55 PM Oct 31

All Time Classic.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

The Human Centipede 2


Directed by: Tom Six
Written by: Tom Six
Cast: Laurence Harvey
Studio: IFC Films
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: Guy makes a bigger Human Centipede.


Well, I'm at a loss for words. Just like I was after watching Human Centipede (First Sequence). I can't really review this as I would other films because this isn't other films, and it would be hard to classify the things that happen in this move to be good or bad. It's not good or bad, it's just...what it is...[more]...


Other reviews of this film: MonsterZeroNJ (1/10) , EVILDEADKING (5/10) > Display all
DropDeadFred at 09:25 PM Oct 30

I read about the pregnant woman in the car scene a while back and decided I'll probably never see that movie on that scene alone...

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Desh Bouksani at 12:23 AM Oct 31

I turned off the first one right when the guy had to go. I don't know. Not my kind of movie.

timmyd at 01:07 AM Oct 31

I tried the first , just didn't work for me

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago



Directed by: Genie Joseph, Thomas Doran, Brendan Faulkner
Written by: Thomas Doran, Frank M. Farel, Brendan Faulkner
Cast: Felix Ward, Maria Pechukas, Dan Scott, Alec Nemser
Studio: SVSC
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: House full of fmonsters!


WHAT IT IS: A group of party-hungry youngsters (and a few oldsters) find a house in the woods they believe to be abandoned and decide to have a little shindig inside, not knowing that an evil sorcerer inhabits it. The sorcerer traps the teens inside and unleashes an arsenal of evil creatures to join their party...[more]...


ironfist66 at 09:05 PM Oct 29

Haven't seen..but might.

DropDeadFred at 09:46 PM Oct 29

I've never seen this one, but looking it up on IMDB - This one came out a year after Ghoulies, was just wondering if it was a clone of it or if it was different...

horrorfan23 at 10:35 PM Oct 29

Farting zombies you say? Say no more.


Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Trick 'R Treat


Directed by: Michael Dougherty
Written by: Michael Dougherty
Cast: Anna Paquin, Brian Cox, Dylan Baker, Leslie Bibb
Studio: Warner Bros
Genre: Horror
Official Site:


WHAT IT IS: A variety of tales that takes place on Halloween night, and all have a way of connecting with one another. There’s a tale of a sadistic school principle having his own kind of Halloween fun, a group of prankster kids who prank the wrong person, and more. And make sure you follow the rules and traditions of Halloween, or the spirit itself in form of a little trick r’ treater named Sam will be there to set you straight...[more]...


Other reviews of this film: C.M. Mombourquette (9/10) , ThePood (7/10) > Display all
sLaShEr84 at 10:56 PM Oct 29

Love it, Did u see the trailer for it? Even that was scary.They should make another one.

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a BLOG item almost 3 years ago



TAGLINE: "All the Screen's Titans of Terror - Together in the Greatest of All SCREEN SENSATIONS!"

The evil Dr. Niemann escapes from prison with his Hunchback assistant, with revenge on his mind, revenge on the man responsible for his imprisonment. His evil scheme involves resurrecting Count Dracula, who quickly disposes of Niemann’s enemy, but parishes in the sunlight almost immediately after. This sucks, because Niemann has more people he wants to kill. So the Doc and his Hunchback travel to the castle of the deceased Dr. Frankenstein.

This is where they find Frankenstein’s Monster frozen in ice, but that’s not the only monster they find. The Wolf Man also lies in a block of ice. Niemann unthaws both of the monsters, but only Wolf Man wakes up. Niemann then makes a deal with Wolf Man, for help in bringing Frankenstein’s Monster back to life, he will cure him of his Wolf curse. But can Dr. Niemann be trusted by anybody?

I always dug this movie when I was a kid, mainly because it features so many cool characters. Dracula, Frankenstein’s Monster, The Wolf Man, it’s just cool to see them all in one film. And the way the story unfolds it never feels cluttered with monsters. And Boris Karloff is great as the evil Dr. Niemann, and I’ve always loved a good mad scientist.


Dracula, Wolf Man, Frankenstein’s Monster, a Hunchback and a Mad Scientist all in one film, killer! (aka Boris Karloff, Lon Chaney, Jr., John Carradine and more all in one film, dude!)

Frankenstein’s Monster fighting the Hunchback.

J. Carrol Naish playing the Hunchback assistant of a Dr. Frankenstein wannabe, when he indeed played Dr. Frankenstein in Dracula vs. Frankenstein.

Anne Gwynne is a doll.

The special effects, notably Dracula’s transformation into a bat, and his corpse slowly fading into flesh.

Dr. Neimann was a devious fellow, using monsters to exact his revenge. That’s wicked!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Mood: Happy
Tags: Drive-In
brianandmichelle at 10:49 PM Oct 28

I love the entire Universal Monsters Series! Just watched this Monday. Great!!!

Righteous_faustus at 08:45 AM Oct 29

Dude, this movie is just LOADS of fun times. you can never go wrong with Universal Monsters.

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

The Devil's Rejects


Directed by: Rob Zombie
Written by: Rob Zombie
Cast: Bill Moseley, Sid Haig, Sheri Moon, Karen Black, William Forsythe, Irwin Keyes, Robert Allen Mukes, Priscilla Barnes, Danny Trejo
Studio: Lions Gate Films
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: A remake of The Sadist.


WHAT IT IS: The fuzz is after the Firefly family, particularly a revenge fueled Sheriff who was kin to one of their latest victims. So Otis and Baby take their murderous mayhem out of the comfort of their home and onto the streets, running from the law and making a mess out of anyone in their way...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: slashergirl (9/10) , threezy (10/10) > Display all
cerealkiller182 at 01:57 AM Oct 28

I prefer this one over 1000 Corpses

timmyd at 02:11 AM Oct 28

well said buddy , '' HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES '' is vastly superior to ' REJECTS ' . 'REJECTS ' is nothing we haven't seen countless times before , is far better films .

brianandmichelle at 03:41 AM Oct 28

I'm a bigger fan of Corpses too.

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

House of 1000 Corpses


Directed by: Rob Zombie
Written by: Rob Zombie
Cast: Karen Black, Erin Daniels, Sid Haig, Chris Hardwick, Jennifer Jostyn, Bill Moseley, Michael J. Pollard, Rainn Wilson, Chris Hardwick
Studio: Universal Pictures
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: It's all true. The boogeyman is real, and you found him.


WHAT IT IS: Two young couples are driving cross country researching roadside attractions for a book they’re working on, which brings them to Captain Spaulding’s. There they are told about the local legend of Dr. Satan and where he is said to be found, so the couples head that way only to fall into some car trouble that leaves them helpless. That’s when they seek the help from the Firefly family, who is more than willing to…help...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: sarah1980 (1/10) , timmyd (9/10) > Display all
ironfist66 at 12:29 AM Oct 28

I just couldn't get into those.....sorry

brianandmichelle at 03:39 AM Oct 28

I'm actually watching it right now as I read your great review!

WP-DFA at 10:21 PM Oct 28

amazing flick, one of the best horror movies in decades, talk about a directorial debut!

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Friday the 13th


Directed by: Marcus Nispel
Written by: Damian Shannon, Mark Swift
Cast: Derek Mears, Jared Padalecki, Amanda Righetti, Danielle Panabaker, Jonathan Sadowski, Travis Van Winkle, Aaron Yoo
Studio: New Line Cinema
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: The Remake.


You know the story, Jason Voorhees witnessed his mother's murder and now he slaughters anyone who comes near Camp Crystal Lake. So when a group a horny twentysomethings show up looking for the ganja in the woods of Crystal Lake, they are massacred. Not long after, another group of stereotypes show up on Jason's territory.

I know a lot of people hate it do death, and they probably have a right to. But for me, it works. I guess I don't judge it as a Jason film, just like A New Beginning. I just treat it as it's own film alone, a one shot slasher. It definitely has its flaws, one being the writing. "Where the fuck are you, gun?" haha

But overall, I think it's a rather fun film. The first 20 minutes are fucking intense, the babes are hot, I love the gritty realism of it all, and Jason actually creeped me out in this film. And I personally loved how he ran toward the victims, I find that more intimidating. Maybe I'm a crazy asshoole, but I dug it.

KILLS: 8/10

FAVORITE KILL: The Burning Sleeping Bag

T&A: 10/10 "perfect nipple placement" lol



Other reviews of this film: Crazy Dud (5/10) , rockyjr (5/10) > Display all
OldKingClancy at 05:19 PM Oct 27

I haven't seen the film, but I have seen clips of Julianna Guill. The T&A rating should be higher.

Anakin at 07:03 PM Oct 27

I liked this film.

sLaShEr84 at 11:16 PM Oct 27

lol he didn't have to kill that chinese man like that.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Jason X


Directed by: Jim Isaac
Written by: Todd Farmer
Cast: Kane Hodder, Lexa Doig, Lisa Ryder, Chuck Campbell, Jonathan Potts, Peter Mensah
Studio: New Line Cinema
Genre: Horror, Sci-Fi
Official Site:
Plot: Jason in Space.


It's the year 2455 and the teenagers are now space bound because the Earth is too polluted. A masked man is found cryogenically frozen, so the teens naturally unthaw him only to find out that it is Jason Voorhees. It seems he was going to be studied for his regeneration abilities, but after a brawl a scientist managed to freeze him. Now after years on ice, Jason is heated up. And the party really starts when Jason is turned a ROBOT!

Sure, it sounds like an even worse idea than Jason on a boat, but it isn’t as bad as you might think. At least I didn’t think so, I mean it’s not like he’s chasing people around dressed as an astronaut or anything. The story almost kind of makes sense, what else are you going to do with the guy other than put him out into orbit?

But really, all stupidity aside the movie is quite entertaining and fun. I look at it as a sci-fi slasher, which is kind of rare. So I appreciate it for what it is, just a dumb fun flick with some decent murders.

KILLS: 6/10

FAVORITE KILL: Frozen Face Smash

T&A: 4/10




Other reviews of this film: sarah1980 (8/10) , Kevin Smith fan (1/10) > Display all
horrorfan23 at 01:34 AM Oct 27

We love pre-marital sex!

timmyd at 01:47 AM Oct 27

The frozen face smash may be the greatest kill ever .

sLaShEr84 at 03:56 AM Oct 27

Alot of people don't like this film but I do, I know it has alot of Goofs.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday


Directed by: Adam Marcus
Written by: Dean Lorey, Jay Huguely
Cast: Kane Hodder, John D. LeMay, Kari Keegan, Steven Williams
Studio: New Line
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: Horror, has many faces... death, wears many different masks... but pure evil, wears only one... and this is your final chance, to see it.


After his vacation in New York, Jason returns home only to be blown to pieces by the F.B.I. His body is then taken to a morgue for an autopsy, and one of the examiners gets hungry and bites into Jason’s heart. This is where Jason takes control of the examiners body and begins walking around doing his thing, passing from one body to another and continuing his reign of destruction.

Jason goes to hell is a perfect title for the film, because the film really puts his reputation through hell. What a terrible movie, I mean who thought this whole body possession thing was actually a good idea? But, it’s not just that, but suddenly Jason has a sister? That’s just fucking stupid, and feels a little too much like a Michael Myers movie.

I couldn’t stand the Creighton Duke character, I hated how he knew exactly what was going on with Jason the whole time, plus the guy was just a douchebag. And the whole mystical dagger thing? What the hell? I’m all for adding more of a plot to these films but come on, that is just dumb. Still, some of the kills were cool and I was entertained by it all. And I totally dig Freddy’s hand pulling Jason down to hell at the end, even though it makes no sense at all.

KILLS: 7/10

FAVORITE KILL: Double Penetration in the tent

T&A: 5/10




Other reviews of this film: Kevin Smith fan (2/10) , tbondrage99 (2/10) > Display all
timmyd at 01:59 AM Oct 27

one of the very worst genre films I've ever seen . a total piece of garbage .

darknite125 at 02:47 AM Oct 27

I hate this movie sooo much. I mean when you take a F13 movie outside the realm of believability you've done something wrong. The bit where the guy impales the woman in the tent is the only redeeming part of the movie.

YoshioKun13 at 02:50 AM Oct 27

^ So you're saying, that all of the other F13 movies before this were um.................believable?

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