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The Terror of Tiny Town
#1 Movie of All-Time
The Passion of the Christ
#1 Comedy
The Killer
#1 Action
Star Wars
#1 Sci-Fi
A Nightmare on Elm Street
#1 Horror
Casablanca
#1 Romance
A Town Called Panic
#1 Stoner
Spirited Away
#1 Animated
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory
#1 Fantasy
How To Steal A Million
#1 Romantic Comedy
Brian Cox
#1 Actor
Naomi Watts
#1 Actress
Takashi Miike
#1 Director
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the Force Awakened in my pants
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Rrrrrrrrr

leesemarie
leesemarie at 12:41 PM Nov 10

digging the t-shirt, homes

TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 01:50 PM Nov 10

That IS a nice shirt...the mug is pretty cool too. lol I stand by my statement about a year ago that you look like Samm Levine..only blonder. :)

writer19
writer19 at 10:25 PM Nov 10

the last face you see before goin unconscious

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

I missed Vanity day and I am a sad boy.
MJZ
MJZ at 11:33 AM Nov 10

Missed whaaat?

leesemarie
leesemarie at 11:39 AM Nov 10

1) That was not an ugly mug, da. 2) Join in, post pix. 3) MJZ, where the heck have you been

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 11:48 AM Nov 10

Psycho-Pirate ... what the hell are you waiting for?? some people here have "Vanity Hangover" and we are still eager for pictures, post yours please.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

Nobody wants me. :(
horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 11:39 AM Nov 10

I can be your easy lover if you want.

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 11:48 AM Nov 10

ME WANT ME WANT

randychico
randychico at 12:23 PM Nov 10

Want is such a strong word but life would definitely not taste the same without a little Psycho Pirate sprinkled in it

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 3 years ago

Win Win



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Directed by: Tom McCarthy
Written by: Tom McCarthy
Cast: Paul Giamatti, Bobby Cannavale, Amy Ryan, Jeffrey Tambor
Studio: Fox Searchlight
Genre: Drama
Official Site:
Plot: Eminem joins Paul Giamatti's wrestling team.

Review:

WHAT IT IS: Paul Giamatti is a small-time lawyer who coaches wrestling on the side, struggling to keep his practice going and the bills paid. He sees an opportunity to make some extra dough by claiming in court to be a legal guardian of one of his elderly clients, but places the old guy in an old folk’s home, and still collects money for caring for him. It works, until the grandson of the old man shows up to live with him. In an attempt to keep his scheme going, Giamatti takes the boy in himself...[more]...

Win_win

Other reviews of this film: cerealkiller182 (8/10) , Hal2001 (8/10) > Display all
dsloy
dsloy at 12:55 PM Nov 10

saw it at sxsw, really dug it

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 3 years ago

Sword of the Stranger



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Directed by: Masahiro Ando
Written by: Fumihiko Takayama
Cast: Yuki Chinen, Tomoya Nagase, Akio Otsuka, Kyle Rideout, Naoto Takenaka, Koichi Yamadera
Studio: Bandai Entertainment
Genre: Action, Adventure, Animation
Official Site:
Plot: A boy, his dog, and a man with no name.

Review:

WHAT IT IS: A boy is chased out of his village, sought after for mysterious reasons. While hiding out, the boy meets a samurai with a dark past and calls himself No Name. The lone samurai agrees to help the boy travel to a Buddhist temple for safety, pitting him against the Ming dynasty and their quest for immortality...[more]...

Sword-of-the-stranger

Other reviews of this film: TheChanges23 (10/10) > Display all
TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 12:57 PM Nov 09

One of my favorite animes of all-time. So beautiful, so brilliantly executed, so goddamn flawless. Cool Review man.

dead anchoress
dead anchoress at 01:18 PM Nov 09

OoOoooo I'll have to check this out.

Anakin
Anakin at 01:32 PM Nov 09

Will have to look out for this

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 3 years ago

Super Mario Bros.



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Directed by: Annabel Jankel, Rocky Morton
Written by: Parker Bennett, Terry Runte, Ed Solomon
Cast: Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, Samantha Mathis
Studio: Buena Vista
Genre: Family, Adventure
Official Site:
Plot: I don’t think we’re in Brooklyn anymore.

Review:

WHAT IT IS: Two plumbers named Mario and Luigi follow a chick named Daisy into an parallel universe, controlled by the evil King Koopa. It turns out Daisy is a Princess in this universe, and Koopa believes she holds the key that will help him take control our world. Now, it’s up to the two plumbers to not only save Princess Daisy, but all of mankind...[more]...

Super-mario-bros-movie

Other reviews of this film: cerealkiller182 (6/10) , wallcrawler383 (6/10) > Display all
leesemarie
leesemarie at 01:43 PM Nov 09

WP-DFA
WP-DFA at 03:51 PM Nov 09

silly flick but I still have fun with it, love the cheese/don't get all the super-hate.

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 10:36 PM Nov 09

lol I I hAVE THIS MOVIE.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

Is that guy Ted on How I Met Your Mother always such a whiny bitch?
SuperMarcey
SuperMarcey at 08:41 PM Nov 08

Seriously .. they've ruined the character.

Derek237
Derek237 at 09:49 PM Nov 08

He's turned into such a Ross IMO

Mac136187
Mac136187 at 03:10 AM Nov 09

i still say he has to end up with Robin, , , or am alone in thinking this

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted an IMAGE item: over 3 years ago
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Bitch or not, I still love her.

Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: over 3 years ago

DISNEY XXX

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1. Alladong
2. The Booty and the Beast
3. The Little Spermaid
4. Poc-a-hot-ass
5. Squirterella
6. Throbbin Wood
7. BALL-E
8. The Bareback of Notre Dame
9. Queefing Beauty
10. Grinding Nemo
MrsData
MrsData at 02:04 PM Nov 07

LOL This is a crazy funny list!

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 04:59 PM Nov 07

Queefing Beauty haha. Your a sick man, Pirate, and I love ya for it.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 08:08 PM Nov 07

So....much....wrong....

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: over 3 years ago

Starship Troopers



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Directed by: Paul Verhoeven
Written by: Ed Neumeier
Cast: Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer, Denise Richards, Jake Busey, Neil Patrick Harris
Studio: Columbia Tristar
Genre: Sci-Fi
Official Site:
Plot: You kill bugs good.

Review:

WHAT IT IS: It’s the future, humans are at war with a planet full of giant evil bugs. Johnny Rico joins the military to aid the extermination, busting his ass though boot camp and eventually becoming a squad leader that nukes gigantic beetles. With the help of some old friends, as well as some new ones, Ricco opens up a big can of Raid on the insidious insects...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: Anakin (9/10) , Kevin Smith fan (7/10) > Display all
IwishIwasBond
IwishIwasBond at 01:39 PM Nov 07

I miss Paul Verhoeven films.

TeamZissou
TeamZissou at 04:25 PM Nov 07

Exactly what JonhLocke said

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 05:50 PM Nov 07

Classic Sci-Fi Film.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a BLOG item over 3 years ago

THE DRIVE-IN BLOG presents: FASTER, PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL!

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TAGLINE: "Superwomen! Belted, buckled, and booted!"

Three hotties that are completely out of their minds are hanging out in a desert, where they come across a young couple. Looking for a good time, the hotties put the couple through hell, killing the boyfriend and taking the girlfriend with them as they raise even more hell. The girl's mayhem includes robbing an old man in a wheelchair, which may prove to be more difficult than they expected.

Another sexploitation classic from the mammary master himself, Russ Meyer. This one is probably his most well known feature, as well as bombshell Vera Satana's most famous role. Though there's in no nudity in the film, it still reeks of sex and seduction. These ladies are as bad as their beautiful, and it's a blast to watch them have their shameless fun.

This film is a must see for anyone interested in the exploitation scene, and an absolute MUST for anyone interested in Russ Meyer. There was even a rumor a while back that Tarantino was going to remake it, and even wanted to cast Kim Kardashian and Britney Spears. I won't bother giving you my opinion on that, I'll let you use your imagination.

FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT IT:

The voluptuous Tura Satana

Haji and her THICK....accent

The dirty old man

JUDO CHOP!

CLEAVAGE!

What an awesome movie title

Chicks dancing

Chicks committing cold blooded murder

Chicks in fast cars, even playing chicken with them

Chicks taking showers

Chicks fighting each other (CAT FIGHTS!)

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NEXT WEEK'S SHOW:


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Terminal_83
Terminal_83 at 10:29 PM Nov 06

One of my favorite movies of all time. I love this film.

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 11:10 AM Nov 07

It would be amazing if I had gotten the chance to hang out with Russ Meyer for a day. The amount of boobs and 70's exploitation would make my head explode from so much awesome.

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 05:28 PM Nov 07

Thanks for stopping by guys!

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Mrs. Pirate and I as Killer Clowns (I wonder where she got the inspiration for her makeup)

Invidtus
Invidtus at 10:57 AM Nov 05

(double post - but still great stuff)-

timmyd
timmyd at 11:39 AM Nov 05

BEST LOOKING PSYCHOS , this Halloween season !! AWESOMENESS !!

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 07:12 PM Nov 05

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

You should be allowed to stab people who won't shut the fuck up in the movie theater.
TheChanges23
TheChanges23 at 03:49 AM Nov 05

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO TI!

dead anchoress
dead anchoress at 11:39 AM Nov 05

I agree.

jekupka
jekupka at 11:36 AM Nov 06

YES!!!

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: over 3 years ago

Things I hear people say all the time in real life that remind me of Movies

1. “I’ll be back.” – Terminator
2. “What’s in the box?” – Se7en
3. “Do it.” – Starsky and Hutch
4. “You talking to me?” – Taxi Driver
5. “What’s the matter?” – The Lion King
6. “Here we go.” – The Dark Knight
7. “Bring it on!” - Bring it On
8. “Who are you going to call?/Who you calling?” – Ghostbusters
9. “We have a problem” – Apollo 13
10. “They’re here” – Poltergeist
randychico
randychico at 02:59 PM Nov 04

haha yeah pretty much

WP-DFA
WP-DFA at 06:58 PM Nov 04

Here we go from TDK? hmmm everytime I hear that I immediately hear Morpheus say it

Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 04:35 PM Nov 05

I adopted: "who brought this guy"? from The Hangover

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: over 3 years ago

I went to the store to find some camo pants but I couldn't find any.
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 03:24 PM Nov 03

haha it was a joke :p

MrsData
MrsData at 05:52 PM Nov 03

Oh lol

Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 12:40 AM Nov 04

hahaha

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