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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Amazon Women on the Moon



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Directed by: Joe Dante, Carl Gottlieb
Written by: Michael Barrie, Jim Mulholland
Cast: Arsenio Hall, Donald F. Muhich, Monique Gabrielle, Lou Jacobi
Studio: Universal
Genre: Comedy, Sci-Fi
Official Site:
Plot: SHAMELESS!

Review:

WHAT IT IS: Following Kentucky Fried Movie, this wacky sequel carries on the non-linear style of gags and brings us even more crazy skits, fake commercials, and movie spoofs...[more]...

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snoopmish
snoopmish at 10:54 AM Nov 01

This and Kentucky Fried have always been in my collection. VHS and DVD.

grelber37
grelber37 at 03:30 PM Nov 01

Thanks for reminding everyone about this movie. AWoM is worth the watch.

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Halloween 2



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Directed by: Rob Zombie
Written by: Rob Zombie
Cast: Scout Taylor-Compton, Tyler Mane, Danielle Harris, Daniel Roebuck, Ezra Buzzington, Mark Christopher Lawrence, Jeffrey Daniel Phillips, Dayton Callie, Richard Brake, Matt Bush, Howard Hesseman
Studio: Dimension Films
Genre: Horror
Official Site: www.halloween2-movie.com
Plot: Rob fucking Zombie's fucking sequel to the fucking Halloween movie did like two fucking years before.

Review:

...[more]...

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Other reviews of this film: LordSimen (9/10) , MistAh BlistAh (7/10) > Display all
leesemarie
leesemarie at 08:23 PM Oct 31

I really like this man personally but his movies are a different story

Dr.Frankenstein
Dr.Frankenstein at 10:14 PM Oct 31

Really liked it! 4 sure the dialogue needed tweaked BUT gr8 performances from a few. Zombie did his thing and did it well w/ H2.

WP-DFA
WP-DFA at 02:23 AM Nov 01

Malcolm McDowell was BRILLIANT in this one... but that's about it. The acting from Scout Taylor-Compton was really good as well, but the story just wasn't there and it felt like Zombie just wasn't that into it

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Halloween: Resurrection



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Directed by: Rick Rosenthal
Written by: Larry Brand, Sean Hood
Cast: Jamie Lee Curtis, Tyra Banks, Bianca Kajlich, Busta Rhymes, Sean Patrick Thomas, Ryan Merriman, Luke Kirby, Thomas Ian Nicholas
Studio: Dimension Films
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN, MICHAEL!

Review:

...[more]...

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Other reviews of this film: sarah1980 (5/10) , Kevin Smith fan (4/10) > Display all
YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 04:01 PM Oct 31

This poster is cool:

goNADSgo69
goNADSgo69 at 04:36 PM Oct 31

SHIT movie, but I still think Halloween 5 is the worst...but this isn't far behind.

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 05:48 PM Oct 31

Yea Awful movie.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Halloween H20



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Directed by: Steve Miner
Written by: Debra Hill, John Carpenter
Cast: Jamie Lee Curtis, Adam Arkin, LL Cool J, Michelle Williams, Josh Hartnett, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Adam Hann-Byrd, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
Studio: Dimension Films
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: Halloween Underwater.

Review:

WHAT IT IS: It’s been 20 years since Michael Myers first came after Laurie Strode, and a lot of things have changed since then. Laurie is now a dean/guidance counselor/important person at the local private school, and Josh Hartnett is her son. One thing hasn’t changed though, she’s still tormented by the psychological horror that her brother put her through. But on this Halloween, he might become more than a psychological problem once again...[more]...

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Other reviews of this film: Kevin Smith fan (7/10) , timmyd (8/10) > Display all
TastetheW0ng
TastetheW0ng at 05:47 PM Oct 31

I enjoyed this one, and they really should have ended the whole Laurie Strode/Michael Myers story line here.

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 05:48 PM Oct 31

This Halloween was good.

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 06:36 PM Oct 31

I refer to this one as SCREAMOWEEN. It really is more like SCREAM than a HalloweeN movie.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers



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Directed by: Joe Chappelle
Written by: Daniel Farrands
Cast: Donald Pleasence, Paul Rudd, Marianne Hagan, Mitch Ryan
Studio: Dimension Films
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Official Site:
Plot: Paul Rudd vs. Michael Myers

Review:

WHAT IT IS: The mysterious man who helped Michael Myers escape at the end of part 5 seems to have also abducted Jaimie, who has just had a baby. She manages to escape with her baby, and hides it before she is killed by Michael Myers. The baby is found by a grown up Tommy Doyle, who Laurie Strode babysat years ago during Muchael's first return home. Tommy looks after Jaimie's baby, who is being hunted after by both the Man in Black and Michael Myers...[more]...

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Other reviews of this film: timmyd (4/10) , tbondrage99 (2/10) > Display all
timmyd
timmyd at 03:40 PM Oct 31

like a slap in the face to franchise fans . Devoid of any intelligence or logic .

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 05:49 PM Oct 31

Loved "Michael Myers" in this one he was really pissed off.

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Halloween 5



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Directed by: John Carpenter
Written by: John Carpenter, Debra Hill
Cast: Donald Pleasence, Jamie Lee Curtis, Nancy Kyes, P.J. Soles
Studio: Galaxy International
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Official Site:
Plot: Michael gets...revenge?

Review:

WHAT IT IS: A year after Jamie had her little episode at the end of part 4, and is now mute and in a clinic. Michael Myers also returns, but this time seems so have some kind of mental bond with little Jamie, as she freaks out whenever Michael kills someone. Guess who else is back? That wacky Dr. (HE’S NOT A MAN!) Loomis, who plans to use Jamie a way to lure Myers into an ultimate death...[more]...

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Other reviews of this film: Kevin Smith fan (5/10) , timmyd (3/10) > Display all
timmyd
timmyd at 03:56 PM Oct 31

Nice job , Buddy . A real disappointment

Anakin
Anakin at 07:37 AM Nov 01

I actually really like Halloween 5. Obviously I can see why peeps are dissapointed with it. It makes a ton of mistakes (Rachel) and veers off after course after part 4 but I think it's gone a mean streak to it and there's some spooky scenes like the barn and the end.

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers



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Directed by: Dwight H. Little
Written by: Alan B. McElroy
Cast: Donald Pleasence, Ellie Cornell, Danielle Harris, George P. Wilbur
Studio: Galaxy International
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: Michael Myers is back!

Review:

WHAT IT IS: Michael Myers has been in a coma ever since his last visit with his little sister Laurie, but wakes up to discover that he now has a niece. Wanting to give her a proper introduction into the family, Myers kills everyone on his path to little Jamie Strode. Loomis is back of course, and rushes to the aid of Jamie, in hopes of bringing Myers down for good...[more]...

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Other reviews of this film: Kevin Smith fan (7/10) , timmyd (7/10) > Display all
Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 02:25 PM Oct 31

Danielle Harris plays Jaime so well, She my favorite part of 4 and 5 and I really loved how they changed it up by making his victim this time around much younger than Laurie. Totally agree with what you wrote.

timmyd
timmyd at 03:58 PM Oct 31

the return of the King !!

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Halloween III: Season of the Witch



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Directed by: Tommy Lee Wallace
Written by: Tommy Lee Wallace
Cast: Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, Dan O'Herlihy, Michael Currie
Studio: Universal
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: Michael Myers takes a break.

Review:

WHAT IT IS: A dying man is brought to a hospital, where Dr. Dan tries to save him. Shortly after, a man in a suit walks in the hospital and pulls off the dying man’s head. Then the man in the suit jumps in his car and sets himself on fire. That’s when Dr. Dan starts to think that something is wrong, so he and the headless man’s daughter investigate. Dr. Dan discovers an evil plot by a Halloween mask maker who plans to kill all children...[more]...

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timmyd
timmyd at 03:59 PM Oct 31

I kinda dug this as well , not in a HALLOWEEN sense , but as a film on it's own merits .

TastetheW0ng
TastetheW0ng at 05:49 PM Oct 31

never seen this one but im super curious to see it. I'll have to check it soon.

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Halloween II



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Directed by: Rick Rosenthal
Written by: John Carpenter, Debra Hill
Cast: Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Cyphers, Donald Pleasence, Jeffrey Kramer
Studio: Universal
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: More of the night HE came home.

Review:

WHAT IT IS: Following directing after the events of the first Halloween, Laurie is taken to a hospital and the cops (with Loomis) are hunting for Michael Myers, who is still after Laurie. As she tries to recover from part 1, as well as keep away from her big bro, Laurie discovers a dark truth connecting her to Michael Myers, and the reason he may be after her to begin with...[more]...

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Other reviews of this film: dsloy (5/10) , Kevin Smith fan (8/10) > Display all
timmyd
timmyd at 04:01 PM Oct 31

One of the greatest sequels ever , anywhere .

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 05:54 PM Oct 31

Strongly Agree with my friend "Timmyd".

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Halloween (1978)



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Directed by: John Carpenter
Written by: Debra Hill
Cast: Donald Pleasence, Jamie Lee Curtis, Nancy Kyes, P.J. Soles
Studio: Compass International Pictures
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: The night HE came home.

Review:

WHAT IT IS: Fifteen years ago on Halloween night, a boy named Michael Myers was taken to a mental institution after murdering his family in cold blood. Tonight, he has broken out of that institution and is making his way back to the scene of the crime. The man who treated Michael for years, Dr. Sam Loomis, tries to find and contain the maniac before he murders everyone in the neighborhood, including a young babysitter named Laurie Strode...[more]...

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Other reviews of this film: Kevin Smith fan (8/10) , timmyd (10/10) > Display all
IwishIwasBond
IwishIwasBond at 01:55 PM Oct 31

My all time favourite horror flick, nothing comes close.

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 03:04 PM Oct 31

Hell Yes! 10/10

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 05:55 PM Oct 31

All Time Classic.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

The Human Centipede 2



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Directed by: Tom Six
Written by: Tom Six
Cast: Laurence Harvey
Studio: IFC Films
Genre: Horror
Official Site: www.ifcfilms.com/events/human-centipede-2-full-sequence-in-theaters
Plot: Guy makes a bigger Human Centipede.

Review:

Well, I'm at a loss for words. Just like I was after watching Human Centipede (First Sequence). I can't really review this as I would other films because this isn't other films, and it would be hard to classify the things that happen in this move to be good or bad. It's not good or bad, it's just...what it is...[more]...

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Other reviews of this film: MonsterZeroNJ (1/10) , EVILDEADKING (5/10) > Display all
DropDeadFred
DropDeadFred at 05:25 PM Oct 30

I read about the pregnant woman in the car scene a while back and decided I'll probably never see that movie on that scene alone...

Desh Bouksani
Desh Bouksani at 08:23 PM Oct 30

I turned off the first one right when the guy had to go. I don't know. Not my kind of movie.

timmyd
timmyd at 09:07 PM Oct 30

I tried the first , just didn't work for me

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Spookies



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Directed by: Genie Joseph, Thomas Doran, Brendan Faulkner
Written by: Thomas Doran, Frank M. Farel, Brendan Faulkner
Cast: Felix Ward, Maria Pechukas, Dan Scott, Alec Nemser
Studio: SVSC
Genre: Horror
Official Site:
Plot: House full of fmonsters!

Review:

WHAT IT IS: A group of party-hungry youngsters (and a few oldsters) find a house in the woods they believe to be abandoned and decide to have a little shindig inside, not knowing that an evil sorcerer inhabits it. The sorcerer traps the teens inside and unleashes an arsenal of evil creatures to join their party...[more]...

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ironfist66
ironfist66 at 04:05 PM Oct 29

Haven't seen..but might.

DropDeadFred
DropDeadFred at 04:46 PM Oct 29

I've never seen this one, but looking it up on IMDB - This one came out a year after Ghoulies, was just wondering if it was a clone of it or if it was different...

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 05:35 PM Oct 29

Farting zombies you say? Say no more.

TO THE QUEUE!

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

Trick 'R Treat



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Directed by: Michael Dougherty
Written by: Michael Dougherty
Cast: Anna Paquin, Brian Cox, Dylan Baker, Leslie Bibb
Studio: Warner Bros
Genre: Horror
Official Site: www.trtmovie.com
Plot: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Review:

WHAT IT IS: A variety of tales that takes place on Halloween night, and all have a way of connecting with one another. There’s a tale of a sadistic school principle having his own kind of Halloween fun, a group of prankster kids who prank the wrong person, and more. And make sure you follow the rules and traditions of Halloween, or the spirit itself in form of a little trick r’ treater named Sam will be there to set you straight...[more]...

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Other reviews of this film: C.M. Mombourquette (9/10) , ThePood (7/10) > Display all
sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 05:56 PM Oct 29

Love it, Did u see the trailer for it? Even that was scary.They should make another one.

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a BLOG item almost 3 years ago

THE DRIVE-IN BLOG presents: HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN

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TAGLINE: "All the Screen's Titans of Terror - Together in the Greatest of All SCREEN SENSATIONS!"

The evil Dr. Niemann escapes from prison with his Hunchback assistant, with revenge on his mind, revenge on the man responsible for his imprisonment. His evil scheme involves resurrecting Count Dracula, who quickly disposes of Niemann’s enemy, but parishes in the sunlight almost immediately after. This sucks, because Niemann has more people he wants to kill. So the Doc and his Hunchback travel to the castle of the deceased Dr. Frankenstein.

This is where they find Frankenstein’s Monster frozen in ice, but that’s not the only monster they find. The Wolf Man also lies in a block of ice. Niemann unthaws both of the monsters, but only Wolf Man wakes up. Niemann then makes a deal with Wolf Man, for help in bringing Frankenstein’s Monster back to life, he will cure him of his Wolf curse. But can Dr. Niemann be trusted by anybody?

I always dug this movie when I was a kid, mainly because it features so many cool characters. Dracula, Frankenstein’s Monster, The Wolf Man, it’s just cool to see them all in one film. And the way the story unfolds it never feels cluttered with monsters. And Boris Karloff is great as the evil Dr. Niemann, and I’ve always loved a good mad scientist.

FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT IT:

Dracula, Wolf Man, Frankenstein’s Monster, a Hunchback and a Mad Scientist all in one film, killer! (aka Boris Karloff, Lon Chaney, Jr., John Carradine and more all in one film, dude!)

Frankenstein’s Monster fighting the Hunchback.

J. Carrol Naish playing the Hunchback assistant of a Dr. Frankenstein wannabe, when he indeed played Dr. Frankenstein in Dracula vs. Frankenstein.

Anne Gwynne is a doll.

The special effects, notably Dracula’s transformation into a bat, and his corpse slowly fading into flesh.

Dr. Neimann was a devious fellow, using monsters to exact his revenge. That’s wicked!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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brianandmichelle
brianandmichelle at 05:49 PM Oct 28

I love the entire Universal Monsters Series! Just watched this Monday. Great!!!

Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 03:45 AM Oct 29

Dude, this movie is just LOADS of fun times. you can never go wrong with Universal Monsters.

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: almost 3 years ago

The Devil's Rejects



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Directed by: Rob Zombie
Written by: Rob Zombie
Cast: Bill Moseley, Sid Haig, Sheri Moon, Karen Black, William Forsythe, Irwin Keyes, Robert Allen Mukes, Priscilla Barnes, Danny Trejo
Studio: Lions Gate Films
Genre: Horror
Official Site: www.thedevilsrejects.com
Plot: A remake of The Sadist.

Review:

WHAT IT IS: The fuzz is after the Firefly family, particularly a revenge fueled Sheriff who was kin to one of their latest victims. So Otis and Baby take their murderous mayhem out of the comfort of their home and onto the streets, running from the law and making a mess out of anyone in their way...[more]...

Other reviews of this film: slashergirl (9/10) , threezy (10/10) > Display all
cerealkiller182
cerealkiller182 at 08:57 PM Oct 27

I prefer this one over 1000 Corpses

timmyd
timmyd at 09:11 PM Oct 27

well said buddy , '' HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES '' is vastly superior to ' REJECTS ' . 'REJECTS ' is nothing we haven't seen countless times before , is far better films .

brianandmichelle
brianandmichelle at 10:41 PM Oct 27

I'm a bigger fan of Corpses too.

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