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The Terror of Tiny Town
#1 Movie of All-Time
The Passion of the Christ
#1 Comedy
The Killer
#1 Action
The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Sci-Fi
A Nightmare on Elm Street
#1 Horror
Casablanca
#1 Romance
A Town Called Panic
#1 Stoner
Spirited Away
#1 Animated
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory
#1 Fantasy
How To Steal A Million
#1 Romantic Comedy
Brian Cox
#1 Actor
Naomi Watts
#1 Actress
Takashi Miike
#1 Director
Olga Kurylenko
#1 Hottie
Sean Bateman
#1 Movie Character
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Happy Birthday to Lisa Ann and Rosario! It's my boss' birthday too, but fuck him.
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KING Of All Schmoes
Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

You know you're stoned when you freak out about finding out MFC suddenly has the "Like' button and realize that you're still on Facebook.
Glinda
Glinda at 08:07 PM Mar 21

lmfao that's good. Oh dear...

Cochise
Cochise at 08:10 PM Mar 21

hahahah

Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 08:15 PM Mar 21

Lol. Niiiice

Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 2 months ago

Movie Mullets

1. Patrick Swayze - Dalton in Road House, Chuck "Tiger" Warsaw in Tiger Warsaw, and Nomad in Steel Dawn  photo swayze_zps4ec91f3a.jpg
2. Mel Gibson - Riggs in Lethal Weapon  photo riggs_zps106394ab.jpg
3. Roddy Piper - Nada in They Live  photo nada_zpsa1614eb8.jpg
4. Kiefer Sutherland - David in The Lost Boys  photo kiefer_zps1a6361d2.jpg
5. Sylvester Stallone - John Rambo in the Rambo Movies  photo rambo_zpsaf8497a9.jpg
6. Kurt Russel - Jack Burton in Big Trouble in Little China  photo burton_zps52a69bc3.jpg
7. David Bowie - Jareth the Goblin King in Labrynth  photo bowie_zps27c2b165.jpg
8. Miguel A. Nunez - Demon in Friday the 13th: A New Beginning, and Spider in The Return of the Living Dead  photo demon_zpsdfcc50d6.jpg
9. Dana Carvey - Garth in Wayne's World  photo garth_zps3a1f3e60.jpg
10. David Spade - Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt  photo joe_dirt_zps84fc3d2c.jpg
Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 06:08 PM Mar 19

Fuck! I miss Patrick Swayze :(. Great stuff bud.

timmyd
timmyd at 01:57 PM Mar 20

THIS IS SIMPLY AWESOME .

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 08:48 PM Mar 20

Swayze was the mullet king.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: 2 months ago

IT'S OFFICIAL! I'm going to the Mad Monster Party in NC to meet Bruce Campbell and Danielle Harris! WOTT WOOT
Glinda
Glinda at 05:06 PM Mar 15

Wow that's awesome! Have fun and take pictures!

Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 05:11 PM Mar 15

Nice! Have fun man.

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 07:42 PM Mar 15

Groovy!

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 2 months ago

Welcome to the LAKSMIKANTINA: THE MFC BAR AND RESTAURANT w/ Schmoe Inspired Drinks and Dishes

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1. timmydaiquiris
2. writerussian
3. Cherry Liquor
4. Scotch
5. Randy Brandy
6. horrorfancakes
7. Threat Poetatoes
8. Righteous_faustus Fries
9. WalkAwafers
10. *NEW* KingClancy Cakes
11. MrsData Platta
12. Invidtustew
13. BLHT0811
14. thatswhatshebread
15. JenGirly Fries
16. Derekasserole
17. Milk and cerealkiller182
18. DropDeadFredduccine
19. BuffaZo! Wings
20. zombie_brotatoes
21. Shish Cochise
22. Philly Cheese Jake
23. leesemaReese Cup Sundae
24. xwing dings
25. X-KIDDLE Corn
26. Make your meal Weapon Xtra Large for $1!
27. or make it RandomK1ING for just $2 more!
Laksmikanti
Laksmikanti at 09:02 AM Mar 13

Duuuuude!!!! this is the BEST. LIST. EVER, I am going to think in a Menu right away to include more Schmoes…. there are so many flavors and dishes and different drinks on this bar. This is awesome man THANK YOU.

X-KID
X-KID at 07:00 PM Mar 13

Best of both worlds! (Sweet & salty) I wanna try everyone!

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 11:04 PM Mar 15

Does the Derekasserole come with napkins?

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: 2 months ago

bourahioro
bourahioro at 10:58 AM Mar 11

I love this.

OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 11:22 AM Mar 11

I remember this, I'm playing the Peaches song in my head right now.

X-KID
X-KID at 02:44 PM Mar 11

get it!

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X-KID
X-KID at 12:12 PM Mar 07

Is that Naomi Watts?

YoshioKun13
YoshioKun13 at 05:31 PM Mar 07

*Looks to see who's posted photo*

timmyd
timmyd at 12:36 PM Mar 08

wowee wow wow !!

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MrsData
MrsData at 11:04 AM Mar 07

Great photo and I love her shoes!

timmyd
timmyd at 12:38 PM Mar 08

HELL-FREAKIN-O !!

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Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 09:43 PM Mar 06

Spotted this on some weird tumblr site and fell in love haha

Cochise
Cochise at 11:12 PM Mar 07

wow lol this is gold, nice find

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 11:07 PM Mar 15

You've never looked better, Pirate.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 3 months ago

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters



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Directed by: -1
Written by:
Cast:
Studio: Paramount
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror
Official Site:
Plot: We’ve all heard the classic tale of Hansel and Gretel. The young brother and sister who found a house made of candy, went inside and found a cannibalistic witch that they burned to death. Well have you ever wondered what happened to them after that? Well for one thing, poor Hansel got diabetes from all that candy. Oh, and now they kill witches professionally.

Review:

I thought this movie was pretty cool. I had a good time with it. You know I love my B-movies, and this concept was right up my alley. Fairy tales and firearms, dude. What isn’t cool about that? I don’t know, I mean it’s something different. It’s catching a lot of shit from critics of course because it is a stupid piece of shit movie. But you should kind of know what to expect from the title alone...[more]...

Diabeetus

Other reviews of this film: cerealkiller182 (6/10) , Pat Hatfreet (7/10) > Display all
horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 07:52 PM Mar 01

That's pretty much what I'm expect as well.

X-KID
X-KID at 09:59 PM Mar 06

I wish more films were like this.

joeyc5
joeyc5 at 10:40 AM Mar 07

brain off...check, popcorn popped...check, blood and boobies double check! great review totally agree it was some mindless fun

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: 3 months ago

Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 08:31 PM Feb 28

Haha

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 09:17 PM Feb 28

haha

X-KID
X-KID at 10:00 PM Mar 06

Great moment.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 3 months ago

8 Greatest Uses of Rubber Nipples (according to Ren and Stimpy)

1. THEY'RE PERFECT FOR STORING YOUR NOSE TRIMMINGS Photobucket
2. THEY'RE PERFECT FOR GETTING AT THOSE HARD-TO-REACH PLACES Photobucket
3. THEY MAKE GREAT FINGER GLOVES. FOR WHEN YOU HAVE TO TOUCH FILTHY AND REPULSIVE THINGS Photobucket
4. NOSE PLUGS Photobucket
5. THEY MAKE WONDERFUL RAIN HATS Photobucket
6. THEY PROTECT YOUR EYES FROM HARMFUL U.V. RAYS Photobucket
7. THEY MAKE GREAT HICKEYS Photobucket
8. KNEE WARMERS Photobucket
MrsData
MrsData at 08:14 PM Feb 28

LMAO! I still can't believe this was Nickelodeon cartoon!

Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 08:39 PM Feb 28

Haha Ren's rain hat. It's been too long since I've seen this show.

X-KID
X-KID at 10:01 PM Mar 06

Childhood memories...

Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 3 months ago

Favorite Movies where a Lawn Mower is turned into a Weapon

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1. Braindead (Dead Alive) - A classic, an all-time favorite of mine and probably the goriest movie I've ever seen. During this infamous lawn mower scene, movie blood was pumped five gallons per second. 300 liters of fake blood was used in that scene alone.
2. Night of the Creeps - Another all time favorite. I love this movie. And this lawn mower scene is what established my love for Jill Whitlow.
3. Frankenhooker - Yet another all-time favorite, folks. Yeah, I'm a weirdo. But this movie rocks! This lawn mower scene is unforgettable, and plays a crucial part in the plot as well.
4. Sling Blade - This movie is so damn hilarious, I piss myself every time I watch it. "It needs oil" lol
5. Small Soldiers - Phil Hartman just cut yo ass up!
6. Honey, I Shrunk the Kids - Lawn mowers and shrunken teenagers just don't mix well. No pun intended?
7. Maximum Overdrive - Machines are coming to life and attacking! Things like lawn mowers, semi trucks and cola machines. Yeah, it's really stupid.
8. The Lawnmower Man - It's been a long time since I've seen this one, but I remember it being pretty fucked up
9. Blades (1989) - Think of Jaws, only with a killer lawn mower. That's right, this exists.
10. The Happening - The movie does kinda suck, but there are also some pretty awesome moments, and this was one of them.
Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 07:07 PM Feb 28

Have not seen Sinister

horrorfan23
horrorfan23 at 09:16 PM Feb 28

Don't forget Sleepaway Camp 3

joeyc5
joeyc5 at 10:46 AM Mar 07

#2 is a true classic! very cool list

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 3 months ago

* batteries not included



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Directed by: Matthew Robbins
Written by: Brad Bird, Matthew Robbins, Brent Maddock, S.S. Wilson
Cast: Hume Cronyn, Jessica Tandy, Frank McRae, Elizabeth Peña
Studio: Universal Pictures
Genre: Sci-Fi, Fantasy
Official Site:
Plot: Miss Daisy makes some new best friends

Review:

This movie needs more love. Produced by Spielberg and co-written by Brad Bird of Iron Giant and The Incredibles fame, it’s the story of a group of tenants that are in danger of losing their beloved apartment building to some moneybag bastard who wants to tear it down for his own profit. Greedy bastard even hired a local hang to terrorize the place to persuade them to move out.

But that’s when some unexpected help arrives, in the form of these mechanical critters from another planet. They feed on the electricity of the building, and in exchange they try to help the tenants keep their home. But it isn’t just how the robots aid these people in their pending eviction that is makes this so special, it’s mainly how they change the lives of each particular tenant.

BOTTOM LINE: It’s a harmless, heartfelt flick that charmed my socks off, tickled me with its effects and just left me with a rich feeling of happiness. It has its corn, of course. But its goal is merely to warm the heart, and it does. If you’re looking for a little lighthearted entertainment, I highly recommend you seek this one out.

Batteries

XSsoCX
XSsoCX at 01:02 PM Feb 28

I haven't seen this since my childhood but I remember loving it. This needs to be released on bluray, so I can revisit it. :)

MrsData
MrsData at 02:07 PM Feb 28

I'm definitely going to check this one out.

razgriz21
razgriz21 at 06:57 PM Feb 28

Cute movie.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: 3 months ago

Oscars were ok but that Les Miserables number made me want to blow my brains out
MonsterZeroNJ
MonsterZeroNJ at 12:13 PM Feb 25

Likewise the Melissa McCarthy/ Paul Rudd bit. What the hell were they doing?

HTX0811
HTX0811 at 06:02 PM Feb 25

Agree with both of you but the Les Miserables number made me want to see it even less.

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My God did Naomi look incredible last night

WalkAway
WalkAway at 10:57 AM Feb 25

Best dressed imo

Righteous_faustus
Righteous_faustus at 11:23 AM Feb 25

She looked amazing!

Pat Hatfreet
Pat Hatfreet at 12:13 PM Feb 25

Gorgeous!

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