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The Terror of Tiny Town
#1 Movie of All-Time

The Passion of the Christ
#1 Comedy

The Killer
#1 Action

The Empire Strikes Back
#1 Sci-Fi

A Nightmare on Elm Street
#1 Horror

Casablanca
#1 Romance

A Town Called Panic
#1 Stoner

Spirited Away
#1 Animated

King Kong
#1 Fantasy

How To Steal A Million
#1 Romantic Comedy

Brian Cox
#1 Actor

Naomi Watts
#1 Actress

Takashi Miike
#1 Director

Hayden Panettiere
#1 Hottie

Sean Bateman
#1 Movie Character

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Latest Activity Wall Comments (282)

Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: about 20 hours ago

Favorite Movies that say FUCK more than 200 times

1. Goodfellas (300x)

2. Reservoir Dogs (269x)

3. The Big Lebowski (260x)

4. True Romance (234x)

5. American History X (214x)

6. Scarface '83 (207x)

7. The Departed (237x)

8. Summer of Sam (428x)

9. Layer Cake (210)

10. Zack and Miri Make a Porno (219)

11. HONORABLE MENTIONS: The Devil's Rejects (224x), Casino (398x), and Made (291x)

YoshioKun13 at 01:38 PM Feb 12

No SOUTH PARK?

Psycho-Pirate-99 at 01:50 PM Feb 12

South Park only had 146 Fucks, but the total amount of 399 cuss words. Pretty impressive.

YoshioKun13 at 01:53 PM Feb 12

Damn, I coulda sworn it was more than that. Sure sounded like it!

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 4 days ago

Favorite Movies where someone is Stabbed with a Pen or Pencil

1. Batman

2. Terminator 2: Judgment Day

3. The Dark Knight

4. GoldenEye (exploding pen counts, dude)

5. From Dusk Till Dawn

6. Grosse Pointe Blank

7. Hanna

8. The Running Man

9. The Evil Dead

10. The Bourne Identity

11. HONORABLE MENTIONS: Casino, RocknRolla, and Fright Night (1985)

Jonathan Frey at 06:10 PM Feb 09

Can I throw in Jon Stewart in The Faculty? And can I get bonus points because the pen was filled with drugs? Actually never mind, can I just have a pen filled with drugs?

horrorfan23 at 07:52 PM Feb 09

I still cringe at that pencil stabbing in Evil Dead. Shit looked painful.

PeJota at 04:06 AM Feb 10

Good morning Dr. Silberman, how's the knee?

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Has anyone ever seen the animated Lord of the Rings?

MonsterZeroNJ at 03:21 PM Feb 09

Actually saw it in the theater when it came out. I liked it but always hated that it had no ending.

Cronos at 03:26 PM Feb 09

I really enjoyed it, just a shame they never got to do the other half.

Weapon X at 05:08 PM Feb 09

Not a fan at all. The Rankin/Bass LOTR features were better.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

I'm never posting a bunch of lists at one time ever again. I've realized how annoying that can become.

Righteous_faustus at 05:27 PM Feb 09

exactly what Nite said.

horrorfan23 at 08:04 PM Feb 09

I'll head into withdrawals if you stop now Pirate.

Psycho-Pirate-99 at 05:11 AM Feb 10

haha Thanks guys. I would never stop making lists. I just don't want to throw too many up at one time.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 4 days ago

10 Reasons I Hate Facebook (part 1 of 10, 257)

1. Why do you wait until I scroll down to load the rest of the page? Why not just load the whole fucking thing as soon as I get here? Do you really think I’m only going to look at a few posts on top and just leave? Fuckin stupid!

2. Dude, if you’re going to keep posting ten million self shots a day…..at least put a shirt on. You’re the only one jerking off to these photos, no one wants to see that.

3. I am so sick of people talking in code and being so broad in their complaints about individual people that have offended them. “I wish some people would do this” and “I really wish some people would’nt do that”, either address that person in a personal message or tell us who the hell you’re referring to. And even without complaining about shit people will be like “something great happened today”, but won’t say what it is. Fuck all that.

4. Fuck a dislike button, a WHO GIVES A FUCK button is long overdue.

5. What do you mean you invited me? When? Oh you mean you sent me a notice on Facebook? Like when you just simply group me in with a bunch of others and click send? What happened to the days when you would personally call me and invite me somewhere?

6. If I wanted to make Facebook my homepage, I would’ve done it already. Fuck off.

7. Mom, seriously? What the hell is your 50 year old ass doing on here? And stop leaving me frowny faces every time I say a cuss word!

8. “Blah?”… “Ugh?”……Really? Why even post anything at all if you’re just going to be grunting and moaning? This has to be the most useless of all posts. There are more subtle ways of getting everyone’s attention you sobby bastard, but no one feels sorry for you anyhow.

9. You can’t have a civilized conversation or debate about any topic even remotely offensive or important. You either have people who just want to joke about everything, people get insanely defensive and shitty, and then people who are just fucking stupid. Bringing up religion, race, war, etc. on Facebook is like bringing it up at Thanksgiving dinner. It’s just a bad idea.

10. It isn’t MFC.

Righteous_faustus at 05:36 PM Feb 09

Fuckin A to this whole list!

horrorfan23 at 08:12 PM Feb 09

#3 pisses me off to no end.

Laksmikanti at 06:10 AM Feb 10

I will copy this list and post it on my facebook page!... just kidding, try to imagine the countless shitty, defensive and stupid comments I will get. Love your list, great...as always!

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 5 days ago

My Favorite Balls

1. Rollerball (1975)

2. BASEketball

3. Moneyball

4. Ball of Fire (1941)

5. The Firemen's Ball (1967)

6. Meatballs

7. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

8. Cannonball Run

9. Spaceballs

10. Monster's Ball

11. HONORABLE MENTIONS: Meatball Machine, Screwballs and Cannonball

Nite Owl at 04:44 PM Feb 08

I felt this list needed a soundtrack.

Psycho-Pirate-99 at 05:16 PM Feb 08

^ Brilliant.

horrorfan23 at 05:42 PM Feb 08

Nite Owl has everything covered.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

Man this place is just infested with trolls and spam. Get a fuckin life man.

Nite Owl at 01:58 PM Feb 08

Psycho-Pirate-99 at 03:30 PM Feb 08

You see?!?

Nite Owl at 04:37 PM Feb 08

It's the SPAM, it attracts Trolls. They love it.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 6 days ago

Favorite Movies with a Dildo

1. Fight Club

2. Burn After Reading

3. Requiem for a Dream

4. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

5. Zack and Miri Make a Porno

6. Me, Myself, and Irene

7. Videodrome

8. Death to Smoochy

9. Animal House

10. Orgazmo

11. HONORABLE MENTIONS: Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS, Get Him to the Greek and Not Another Teen Movie

YoshioKun13 at 04:54 PM Feb 07

Now that's more like it!

That's the Psycho-Pirate list-maker I know and love.

horrorfan23 at 05:47 PM Feb 07

More people should watch Death to Smoochy. Pure dark comedy hysterics.

horrorfan23 at 05:47 PM Feb 07

Check this out also:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 6 days ago

I'd do her...

1. Jodie Foster

2. Rachael Ray

3. Reese Witherspoon

4. Lindsay Lohan

5. Drew Barrymore

6. Patricia Heaton

7. Jessica Lange

8. Jennifer Hudson

9. Nicole Richie

10. Nancy Grace

horrorfan23 at 04:55 PM Feb 07

Plenty of EVOO when it comes to Rachael Ray.

sLaShEr84 at 05:13 PM Feb 07

"LmAo" about this list, Good one though.

randychico at 09:23 PM Feb 07

@yoshio: Isn't he in everyone's list? :p

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 12 days ago

Movies That Aren't Comedies That I Find Funny

1. Sling Blade

2. The Time Machine (2002)

3. New Moon

4. Legends of the Fall

5. Bambi

6. Meet Joe Black

7. The Day After Tomorrow

8. The Happening

9. The Box

10. Next (2007)

Based on a list by HTX0811

grelber37 at 05:33 PM Feb 01

Legends of the Fall is so damn pompous that, yes, a person laughs considerably throughout.

The Box has some intelligence to it. But, ultimately, the story relies upon characters making stupid and cowardly decisions. So, a person laughs at those fools.

You are right. Some supposedly "serious" art does merit some mockery and amusement.

horrorfan23 at 05:57 PM Feb 01

Mark Wahlberg alone fulfills the laugh quotient for The Happening.

WalkAway at 08:28 PM Feb 01

http://www.joblo.com/horror-movies/news/wtf-we-teach-the-happening-2008-a-lesson

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: 13 days ago

QUESTION: Does it sound far fetched for a Detective to travel back to the state he grew up in to investigate a murder that took place in the house he used to live in? PLEASE HELP!#!$!

WalkAway at 07:09 AM Jan 31

No that sounds good to me

Psycho-Pirate-99 at 10:12 AM Jan 31

Thanks so much everyone!

Nite Owl at 12:16 PM Jan 31

Maybe it was the mystery that sparked his curiosity in the first place and made him become a Detective. Something he's compelled to solve.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 16 days ago

Favorite GIFs in LIST form

1. The one from DROP DEAD GORGEOUS with the incredible Amy Adams doing a cute fish face that HTX0811 posted.

2. The one from TOY STORY with the shark wearing Woody's hat and he's all like "Look I'm Woody. Howdy, howdy, howdy." that wallcrawler posted.

3. The one with KATE UPTON and flopping down the runway that OldKingClancy posted.

4. The one from KING KONG with Kong fighting the dinosaurs while holding the amazing Naomi Watts in his hand that wallcrawler posted.

5. The one from LEON: THE PROFESSIONAL with Natalie Portman shooting out the window that Servo posted.

6. The with with SALMA HAYEK'S MASSIVE CLEAVAGE that wallcrawler posted.

7. The one from ROAD TO PERDITION with Jude Law stirring his coffee that OldKingClancy posted.

8. The one from THE DEPARTED with Leo smashing that dude in the side of the head with the glass that Servo posted.

9. The one from YOU AGAIN with the beautiful Kristen Bell giving a statue the "I'm watching you" signal that JohnLocke posted.

10. The one from INCEPTION with the hallway fight that TastetheW0ng posted.

OldKingClancy at 10:28 AM Jan 28

You're welcome. I've got to check some of these other ones out.

Shabs at 11:59 AM Jan 28

Oh gifs! I thought u said GILFS

HTX0811 at 04:19 PM Jan 28

What can I say? You can't go wrong with Amy Adams making a fish face. Very honored to be #1. Thanks!

Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 16 days ago

10 Women I want to see in Playboy

1. Jenna Fischer

2. Katy Perry

3. Rashida Jones

4. Helen Mirren

5. Christina Hendricks

6. Jessica Biel

7. Christina Aguilera

8. Tina Fey

9. January Jones

10. Jennifer Love Hewitt

WalkAway at 12:49 PM Jan 28

Helen!

Shabs at 03:20 PM Jan 28

I don't disagree with No. 4

HTX0811 at 04:17 PM Jan 28

This is a pretty spot on list.

Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 16 days ago

The List from HELL

1. Hellraiser

2. Motel Hell

3. Hellboy II: The Golden Army

4. Hell is for Heroes

5. Hell up in Harlem

6. Hell Comes to Frogtown

7. Drag me to Hell

8. Give 'em Hell, Malone

9. The Hellbenders

10. Hellbound: Hellraiser II

11. HONORABLE MENTIONS: Hellboy, Hell Ride, and From Hell

dead anchoress at 10:03 AM Jan 28

From Hell!

horrorfan23 at 10:50 AM Jan 28

Hell-tastic!

Nite Owl at 01:21 PM Jan 28

Hell hath no fury like a Pirate scorned.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 18 days ago

Mars Attacks

More info about film

Directed by:	Tim Burton
Written by:	Len Brown, Woody Gelman
Cast:	Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Annette Bening, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michael J. Fox, Rod Steiger, Tom Jones, Lukas Haas, Natalie Portman, Jim Brown, Lisa Marie, Sylvia Sidney, Paul Winfield, Pam Grier, Martin Short
Studio:	Warner Bros.
Genre:	Sci-Fi
Official Site:	marsattacks.warnerbros.com

Plot: Why can’t we all just…..get along?

Review:

WHAT IT IS: Aliens from Mars make contact with Earth, and arrange a formal meeting. The aliens arrive, shake hands with the ambassador, and then start blowing shit up. War begins, and it’s Martians versus humans in an all out battle for survival...[more]...

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