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The Terror of Tiny Town
#1 Movie of All-Time
The Passion of the Christ
#1 Comedy
The Killer
#1 Action
Star Wars
#1 Sci-Fi
A Nightmare on Elm Street
#1 Horror
#1 Romance
A Town Called Panic
#1 Stoner
Spirited Away
#1 Animated
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory
#1 Fantasy
How To Steal A Million
#1 Romantic Comedy
Brian Cox
#1 Actor
Naomi Watts
#1 Actress
Takashi Miike
#1 Director
Olga Kurylenko
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My stupid ass totally forgot Halloween was next month so the Movie Midget competition will start in November
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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 3 months ago

Favorite Horror Movies from the Year I was Born (1985)

1. Return of the Living Dead
2. Re-Animator
3. Day of the Dead
4. Fright Night
5. The Stuff
6. Demons
7. Phenomena
8. Silver Bullet
9. Lifeforce
10. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
timmyd at 12:09 AM Oct 21

great line-up . some bonafide classics up there.

HTX0811 at 02:11 AM Oct 21

This list is way before my time but I do love 1,2,3,4, and 10 having just seen those recently for the first time. Nice list.

grelber37 at 03:19 PM Oct 21

You were a premiere amongst other distinguished premieres. That's outstanding.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted an IMAGE item: 4 months ago
Horror in a half shell!

emmyd at 09:00 PM Oct 17

omg these are so cool! I want them so bad!

Righteous_faustus at 04:25 AM Oct 18

Leather face Leo ahaha. Rad dude

YoshioKun13 at 07:17 PM Oct 21

They're the world's most fearsome killing team

Slasher POWER!

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 4 months ago

Cereal Killers

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movieman32 at 11:43 AM Oct 16

Awesome! My favorite is the shredded feet!

timmyd at 07:04 PM Oct 16

this is friggin' sweet stuff , Buddy.

Laksmikanti at 01:09 PM Oct 17

Man... this is so twisted ... I love it!!!!

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 months ago



Directed by: Kimberly Peirce
Written by: Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa
Cast: Chloe Moretz, Ivana Baquero, Julianne Moore, Judy Greer, Portia Doubleday, Alex Russell, Gabriella Wilde, Ansel Elgort
Studio: MGM
Genre: Drama, Horror, Thriller
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Plot: Excuse me, bartender. May I have a virgin Bloody Carrie???


Finally someone added the one thing that the Carrie story didn’t have, or need. CGI. Along with the new cast of course, the digital effects are basically the only thing holding this waste of time back from being a complete carbon copy of the ’76 original.

Besides the petty box office cash they milked out of the familiar title, there’s just no need for this movie to exist. No, it doesn’t draw more from the book to enhance the storyline. No, the modern day setting doesn’t offer any benefits. And no, the computer graphics don’t present any benefits. Make no mistake, this movie is POINTLESS!

Julianne Moore overacts her part as the mother but still manages to remain just as forgettable as the rest of the supporting cast. Save for Judy Greer of course, because Judy Greer is a fucking GODDESS and can do no wrong, not even here.

And the most redeeming factor of the film is of course Chloe Moretz. This won’t go down in history as her finest performance, and she seems a little too pretty to be taken seriously as a telekenutty outcast, but she made the role her own. All you pervs out there will be happy to know that not only is there a shower scene, but you finally get to see Hit-Girl blasted and covered in warm liquid.


Other reviews of this film: MonsterZeroNJ (6/10) , goNADSgo69 (6/10) > Display all
Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 4 months ago

Favorite Horror Movie Franchises Ranked (and my Favorite from that Franchise

1. A Nightmare on Elm Street (The first one)
2. Romero’s Dead (Night of the Living Dead)
3. The Evil Dead (Evil Dead 2)
4. Child’s Play (Bride of Chucky)
5. Friday the 13th (Part 2)
6. Halloween (The first one)
7. Re-Animator (The first one)
8. Saw (The first one)
9. Psycho (The first one)
10. Hammer Frankenstein (Frankenstein Created Woman)
11. HONORABLE MENTION: Scream, Cube, and Tremors
Laksmikanti at 08:45 PM Oct 07

Love Bride of Chucky, which reminds me she should totally be in my blog of Best Horror Female Character.

WalkAway at 10:03 PM Oct 07

fantastic list

timmyd at 04:01 AM Oct 09

awesome stuff , Buddy. Great to see CUBE getting some love.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: 4 months ago

My stupid ass totally forgot Halloween was next month so the Movie Midget competition will start in November
Laksmikanti at 03:36 PM Sep 24

Hard for me to believe you could forget about Halloween, but then again you have too much in your mind sweetie. Nice contest anyway!

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a BLOG item 4 months ago

Psycho-Pirate's Movie Midget Competition


Who is MFC's favorite little person from the movies? I know you're wondering just as much as I am. Starting Monday (Sep 29th) I'm going to pair two little guys against each other and you'll be able to vote for your favorite one.

This isn't a competition of who would win in a fight against one another, it's simply...who is your personal favorite.

Here are the current contestants:

Mini Me – Austin Powers
The Lollipop Guild – The Wizard of Oz
The Oompa Lumpas – Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Family
Marcus – Bad Santa
Willow Ufgood – Willow
Leprechaun – Leprechaun
Wee Man – Jackass
Nick Nack – The Man with The Golden Gun
Hans – Freaks
The Master – Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
Time Bandits – Time Bandits
The Hero – The Terror of Tiny Town
Simon Birch – Simon Birch
Bolivar Trask – X-Men: Days of Future Past
Tyrion Lannister – Game of Thrones(not a movie I know, but counting it)
Jimmy – In Bruges

Feel free to nominate any other midget you would like in the comment section below, and don't forget, voting starts next Monday (Sep 29)

Mood: Happy
Glinda at 10:18 PM Sep 23

Tyrion Lannister.

MrsData at 01:11 AM Sep 24

Miles Finch/Peter Dinklage in Elf

HTX0811 at 01:54 AM Sep 24

The midget zombie from The Return of the Living Dead

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 4 months ago

Favorite Movie Kisses

1. Spider-Man and Mary Jane – Spider-Man
2. Han and Leia – The Empire Strikes Back
3. George and Lorraine – Back to the Future
4. Lady and Tramp – Lady and the Tramp
5. Betty/Diane and Rita – Mulholland Drive
6. Holly and Paul – Breakfast at Tiffany’s
7. Kathryn and Cecile – Cruel Intentions
8. Eddie and Roger Rabbit – Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
9. Vada and Thomas – My Girl
10. WALL-E and EVE – WALL-E
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Dr Jan-itor at 09:07 PM Sep 23


Glinda at 10:21 PM Sep 23

Nice list. I love them all.

Laksmikanti at 03:34 PM Sep 24

7. All the way.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: 4 months ago

While watching Gran Torino, all I can think about is how cool it would be to see Eastwood playing an aged Batman in a live action Dark Knight Returns flick
Invidtus at 06:56 PM Sep 23

Get off of my Gotham-

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Righteous_faustus at 02:57 AM Sep 19

Ahaha awesome

JohnLocke2342 at 03:33 AM Sep 19


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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 5 months ago

Favorite Movie Logos

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JohnLocke2342 at 03:35 AM Sep 19

That Star Wars logo is just so clean and perfect

Righteous_faustus at 03:37 AM Sep 19

It's great to see that 12 Monkeys logo up. It's pretty chilling to watch in the movie with that score going on.

MrsData at 03:57 AM Sep 19

Wonderful selections you've made here!

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 5 months ago

Funniest Movie Deaths (non Horror) (SPOILERS duh)

1. RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK - Death: Arab Swordsman - This is a classic, unforgettable scene. Ford carries his Han Solo mentality along with him and decides…“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”
2. OUT OF SIGHT - Death: Henchman – Ever heard the term “Don’t run with scissors”? Well, the same can clearly be said about running with a pistol. Especially running up steps.
3. THE DARK KNIGHT Death: Henchman - When The Joker asks you if you want to see his disappearing pencil trick…tell him no!!!
4. BURN AFTER READING - Death: Chad - So unexpected, and so damn funny! I’ll never forget the first time I saw this. I nearly pissed myself!
5. AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY - Death: IT’S A TIE – Mustafa & Henchman – The first involves the slow, and very vocal death of Dr. Evil’s subordinate played by Will Ferrell. And the next belongs to the very funny, and very avoidable steam roller death of one of Dr. Evil’s hairbrained henchmen.
6. TITANIC - Death: Jack Dawson - It’s the snapping sounds of his frozen hands breaking off from the raft that cracks me up every time!
7. AMERICAN PSYCHO - Death: Paul Allen – Patrick Bateman kills with such style, such enthusiasm, and such an infatuation with Huey Lewis and The News. “Hey…..Paul!”
8. MEET JOE BLACK - Death: Young Man at the coffee shop - Pitt makes the list once more with this boring ass flick. I don’t know if it’s the sheer surprise of it all or just the way his body looks when it occurs, but I always get a good laugh when Pitt is smashed by not one car but two.
9. PULP FICTION - Death: Marvin - This scene is another classic! “Aw man, I just shot Marvin in the face”
10. ZOOLANDER – Death: Zoolander’s friends – This scene would undoubtedly make a good anti-smoking ad. Zoo’s pals decide to have a little fun by hosing each other down with gasoline at a fueling station, which seems fun enough. That is until one of them lights up a cig and sends them all up in smoke.
movieman32 at 01:20 AM Sep 17

Great list. Numbers 1, 2, and 9 are my favorites!

Laksmikanti at 12:32 PM Sep 17

As a Titanic hater I love your number 6.
As a fan of Final Destination franchise, there are plenty of funny deaths I would add on this list.

HTX0811 at 11:42 PM Sep 18

Lots of great ones here.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 5 months ago

Disabled Disney Princesses

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Righteous_faustus at 03:25 PM Sep 04

Ahaha ^this^ is why I've missed ya around these parts Pirate!

timmyd at 02:18 AM Sep 05

ladies and gentlemen , the Psycho Pirate .

Laksmikanti at 10:13 AM Sep 06

I effing love you!
This is so twisted and so awesome at the same time.

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 5 months ago

Let's Be Cops


Directed by: Luke Greenfield
Written by: Luke Greenfield
Cast: Nina Dobrev, Jake Johnson, Andy Garcia, James D'Arcy, Rob Riggle, Damon Wayans Jr., Keegan-Michael Key
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Genre: Action, Comedy
Official Site:
Plot: Two guys pretend to be cops


It certainly isn’t the best written comedy to come around, or the most original. But I admired the simplicity of it and overall got a lot of good laughs from it. I think Jake Johnson is hilarious. Superb comic timing and delivery. And I think the Wayans dude did a nice job playing off of him. They make a decent comedy duo, as I had noticed previously on the show they're both on called New Girl.

Like I said, it’s not the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, or the most marvelously written. And it's just about as predictable as they come. But considering how I’m rarely that impressed with many comedies that come out these days, I had a lot of fun with this one.


Other reviews of this film: TheChanges23 (7/10) , AlmostFamous91 (5/10) > Display all
HTX0811 at 01:36 AM Sep 04

Love them on New Girl. Hope to see this eventually. Nice review!

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 5 months ago

Only Lovers Left Alive


Directed by: Jim Jarmusch
Written by: Jim Jarmusch
Cast: Tilda Swinton, Tom Hiddleston, Anton Yelchin, Mia Wasikowska, John Hurt, Jeffrey Wright
Studio: Sony Pictures Classics
Genre: Drama, Romance
Official Site:
Plot: Loki is a vampire!!!


I hold jazzy Jim Jarmusch in the same regard as I do David Lynch, in that I don’t consider them to be movie directors. I regard them as artists who just happen to use movie as their creative outlets. Yes, I hold Jarmusch very very musch. See what I did there?

Anyway, I sincerely respect his vision and style. Every since the Twilight movies conquered movieland, and hearing Twitards claim them to be the greatest “vampire” love stories, I’ve found myself on a personal voyage to discover better films of that subgenre. And I found that in Only Lovers Left Alive

I thoroughly enjoyed spending time with the vampire couple, played wonderfully by Tom Hiddleston and a Jarmusch regular, Tilda Swinton. The story was simple, but deeply enthralling. It’s obvious that Jarmusch is speaking through Loki’s character the most, who holds a certain contempt for commercial enterprise and the “zombies” of modern society.

This is a film that resonates and will likely stick with your thoughts many days after viewing it. For those looking to take a break from the flash/bang mainstream movies that sadly reign supreme, I highly recommend you give this a try.


Other reviews of this film: TreyTheMovieMan (9/10) , cerealkiller182 (9/10) > Display all
Invidtus at 10:44 PM Sep 03

Have to catch this - my wife watched this on the plane to England and she told me it may be the best vampire film she's ever seen-

Glinda at 03:00 AM Sep 04

Nice review. I need to check this out.

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