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Righteous_faustus at 10:25 AM Sep 04

Ahaha ^this^ is why I've missed ya around these parts Pirate!

timmyd at 09:18 PM Sep 04

ladies and gentlemen , the Psycho Pirate .

Laksmikanti at 05:13 AM Sep 06

I effing love you!
This is so twisted and so awesome at the same time.

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 12 days ago

Let's Be Cops


Directed by: Luke Greenfield
Written by: Luke Greenfield
Cast: Nina Dobrev, Jake Johnson, Andy Garcia, James D'Arcy, Rob Riggle, Damon Wayans Jr.
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Genre: Action, Comedy
Official Site:
Plot: Two guys pretend to be cops


It certainly isn’t the best written comedy to come around, or the most original. But I admired the simplicity of it and overall got a lot of good laughs from it. I think Jake Johnson is hilarious. Superb comic timing and delivery. And I think the Wayans dude did a nice job playing off of him. They make a decent comedy duo, as I had noticed previously on the show they're both on called New Girl.

Like I said, it’s not the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, or the most marvelously written. And it's just about as predictable as they come. But considering how I’m rarely that impressed with many comedies that come out these days, I had a lot of fun with this one.


Other reviews of this film: TheChanges23 (7/10) , AlmostFamous91 (5/10) > Display all
HTX0811 at 08:36 PM Sep 03

Love them on New Girl. Hope to see this eventually. Nice review!

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 12 days ago

Only Lovers Left Alive


Directed by: Jim Jarmusch
Written by: Jim Jarmusch
Cast: Tilda Swinton, Tom Hiddleston, Anton Yelchin, Mia Wasikowska, John Hurt, Jeffrey Wright
Studio: Sony Pictures Classics
Genre: Drama, Romance
Official Site:
Plot: Loki is a vampire!!!


I hold jazzy Jim Jarmusch in the same regard as I do David Lynch, in that I don’t consider them to be movie directors. I regard them as artists who just happen to use movie as their creative outlets. Yes, I hold Jarmusch very very musch. See what I did there?

Anyway, I sincerely respect his vision and style. Every since the Twilight movies conquered movieland, and hearing Twitards claim them to be the greatest “vampire” love stories, I’ve found myself on a personal voyage to discover better films of that subgenre. And I found that in Only Lovers Left Alive

I thoroughly enjoyed spending time with the vampire couple, played wonderfully by Tom Hiddleston and a Jarmusch regular, Tilda Swinton. The story was simple, but deeply enthralling. It’s obvious that Jarmusch is speaking through Loki’s character the most, who holds a certain contempt for commercial enterprise and the “zombies” of modern society.

This is a film that resonates and will likely stick with your thoughts many days after viewing it. For those looking to take a break from the flash/bang mainstream movies that sadly reign supreme, I highly recommend you give this a try.


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Invidtus at 05:44 PM Sep 03

Have to catch this - my wife watched this on the plane to England and she told me it may be the best vampire film she's ever seen-

Glinda at 10:00 PM Sep 03

Nice review. I need to check this out.

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Glinda at 10:01 PM Sep 03

So beautiful. Breathtaking! Love the darker blonde.

timmyd at 09:30 PM Sep 04

hey kids , it's the Pirate . great to see you , and Naomi.

Laksmikanti at 05:31 AM Sep 06

She looks gorgeous.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 3 months ago

X-Men: Days of Future Past


Directed by: Bryan Singer
Written by: Matthew Vaughn
Cast: Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, January Jones, Caleb Jones, Nicholas Hoult, Rose Byrne, Jason Flemyng, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Peter Dinklage, Omar Sy
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comic Book
Official Site:
Plot: Wolverine takes the DeLorean out of a spin


My biggest worry going into this was that the groovy First Class kids would be pushed aside so that sneaky Singer could get his old X-Men gang back in the spotlight again. Afraid that it would lose the spirit of First Class and that everything that made the franchise fun and fresh again would be forgotten. But ultimately I think it was a brilliant way to blend the two together and was balanced out well. The always impressive acting caliber of McAvoy and Fassbender didn't suffer any lost screen time which I'm thankful for...[more]...


Other reviews of this film: Jedd the Jedi (9/10) , MonsterZeroNJ (6/10) > Display all
Moviefreak2010 at 05:43 PM Jun 15

great movie and the way they did the sentinels was awesome.

grelber37 at 05:26 AM Jun 16

We give Days of Future Past similar reviews. The movie was a ton of fun, but it did have its plot holes. However, should be go see it? Definitely. It is a worthy chapter in Fox's X-Men franchise.

You know comics well. I wonder if the future Sentinels were supposed to resemble Nimrod. Remember him? He was a future Sentinel who constantly adapted to mutant's powers.

Psycho-Pirate-99 at 08:48 AM Jun 16

@grelber Ahh yes Nimrod!!! Good call buddy, I completely forgot about him!

Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: 3 months ago

Good Lord does Dumb & Dumber to look awful
timmyd at 01:56 PM Jun 12

the trailer leaves something to be desired

Psycho-Pirate-99 at 04:59 PM Jun 12

I'll keep an open mind since it's only one trailer, even considering how unfunny it was, but I don't even think Harry and Lloyd can save the Farrelly Brothers, who haven't made a good movie in over 10 years.

YoshioKun13 at 06:32 PM Jun 12

The one thing I am kinda disappointed in, just from watching the trailer, is the supposed plot that's been revealed. So it's gonna be all about finding Harry's long-lost daughter he didn't know about, whom Lloyd falls in love with and is going try and bed? that the best they could come up with after all this time???

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X-Men Characters I'd like to see in future Movies

1.  photo cable_zpsbcaaf309.jpg Cable - His on-screen appearance may not be too far away considering his involvement with Apocalypes' pending arrival to the cinematic universe, depending on the route they choose to go. Either way, this telepathic time-traveler needs some screen time.
2.  photo MisterSinister_zps5d430a48.jpg Mister Sinister - This badass mofo has always been one of my favorite villains, and I'll admit that a big part of that is for his bitchin' name alone. Mister's so fun to say, I feel a little evil just saying it!
3.  photo xmen_micro_char_jubilee_zpsdb2b681d.jpg Jubilee - Sure, she's kinda lame. She'd probably annoy the piss out of us. She would probably remind audiences too much of the Rogue that the previous flicks have given us. And technically she's been in the background of some of the previous films. BUT....for nostalgia's sake I still think it would be kinda cool to see her on the big screen.
4.  photo omegared_zps761255b2.jpg Omega Red - Sharing many similarities with one mutant you may have heard of that goes by the name of....Wolverine I think it is. He has the healing factor, but long metal tentacles that protrude from his arms instead of the sharp claws.
5.  photo da6a25c3297bea51cc6cc1341f235895_zps27c534f2.jpg Mojo - I'm not really sure why I've always had such a fascination with Mojo, but he's always been a favorite of mine. His globby green body and those robotic, spider-like legs...if anything I'd be interested to see how they would pull it off in terms of special effects. With a practical approach of course. Please!!! CGI is a no-no for the Mojo!!!
6.  photo Sauron_Marvel_zpsef02b292.jpg Sauron - Why? Because, he's a dinosaur man, and well...that's cool.
7.  photo 00921_zps6bf8c1d7.jpg Arcade - Again, this is just another one of those villains that I've just always thought was so cool. His MO is just so cool! The way he applies game-themed theatrics to his methods of murder...I think this guy would be a blast to watch.
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9.  photo AldenV_Archangel_XMen_zpscd4d012a.jpg Archangel - Yes, I know! I know! Technically he was in The Last Stand, played by cool-as-beans Ben Foster no less, and he was good. But I think his character was simply at the wrong place at the wrong time, and he deserves better.
10.  photo Dazzler_zps021799f3.jpg Dazzler - It would just be so shibby to finally see this mutant hottie on-screen, considering she was almost the first X-Man (X-Woman that is) to EVER hit theaters. That's right! Inspired by the popularity of the KISS comic from the 70s, she was the collaboration of Marvel and a record company that hoped to tie an album deal and film adaptation to the heroine. She's a cool chick really, like a Lady Gaga with superpowers. A musical performing mutant who utilizes her ability to transform sound waves into beams of light and energy into her stage routine. Hell yeah!
sLaShEr84 at 09:07 AM Jun 08

Yeah it would be great to see Cable in one.

grelber37 at 05:04 AM Jun 09

Psylocke and Dazzler are long overdue to appear in Fox's franchise.

Mojo should appear in a later chapter when the franchise needs some revitalization. Some screenwriter could have a blast offering meta-commentary on the series via media-obsessed Mojo. Such an approach would keep the series fresh. We fans might even find that X-Men Origins: Wolverine was actually from Mojo's warped mind. Fox Studios could poke fun at itself by claiming that Mojo made the horrible changes to X-Men canon.

XSsoCX at 07:16 PM Jun 22

Pretty much yes to everyone single one of these, but especially Mr. Sinister and Omega Red. I am a villain kind of guy and they are two of my all time comic favorites.

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Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: 3 months ago

I was disappointed to hear about Wright's departure, just because I loved the idea of an Edgar Wright superhero movie. But the news about Peyton Reed doesn't bother me because Ant-Man is a douchebag anyway.
Psycho-Pirate-99 posted an IMAGE item: 5 months ago
Queen Naomi!

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timmyd at 11:00 AM Apr 10

goddess !!

Psycho-Pirate-99 posted a BLOG item 6 months ago

Happy Birthday to my MFC wife...MrsData!!! Love ya!!!

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Can't afford the real deal right now babe, but here's a picture of it!!!!

Mood: Happy
MrsData at 02:01 PM Apr 03

Awww! Thanks so much, hun! I love ya to bits!

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Grumpy Cat goes Disney

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Righteous_faustus at 12:48 PM Mar 25

LOL the lady and the tramp riff is my fav

goNADSgo69 at 02:50 PM Mar 25

This made me laugh way louder than it should have!

Psycho-Pirate-99 updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

Righteous_faustus at 12:48 PM Mar 25


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HTX0811 at 01:52 PM Mar 25

LOL Well, I'm never getting erections ever again.

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Favorite Movies of 2003

1. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
2. Oldboy
3. 28 Days Later
4. City of God
5. Kill Bill Vol.1
6. Tokyo Godfathers
7. X2: X-Men United
8. Big Fish
9. Pirates of The Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
10. Freddy vs. Jason
11. HONORABLE MENTIONS: Finding Nemo, The Triplets of Belleville, and Lost in Translation
Anakin at 11:04 AM Mar 14

I sat in the cinema grinning like a idiot the whole time Freddy VS Jason was playing. Couldn't believe it was actually happening. Still love that film.

HTX0811 at 12:48 AM Mar 15

Lots of great choices from a pretty solid year.

Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 6 months ago

Favorite Movies where someone is Tied to a Bed

1. The Exorcist
2. The Crying Game
3. Se7en
4. X-Men: First Class
5. House of 1,000 Corpses
6. Foxy Brown
7. A Separation
8. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
9. Twelve Monkeys
10. Sherlock Holmes
11. HONORABLE MENTIONS: A Very Long Engagement, Casino, and Child's Play 2
Derek237 at 12:11 PM Mar 12

Back Door Sluts 9

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Psycho-Pirate-99 created a LIST: 6 months ago

A Few of my Favorite Atheists

1. Gene Wilder
2. H.P. Lovecraft
3. Ricky Gervais
4. Nina Hartley
5. Larry David
6. Stanley Kubrick
7. Charlie Chaplin
8. Natalie Portman
9. George Carlin
10. Abraham Lincoln
XSsoCX at 01:08 PM Mar 12

I guess I'm not famous enough to make this list. ;)

Nice list, love Carlin and Lovecraft, both very interesting guys in different ways.

Weapon X
Weapon X at 03:32 PM Mar 12

Didn't realize some of these guys were atheists. Doesn't affect a thing, it's just news to me.

If I could add one; Some of Douglas Adams' funniest writings were those he aimed at certain religious tenets. "In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

Nite Owl
Nite Owl at 11:10 PM Apr 02

Carlin should be higher.

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