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New York City in three days!! Excited as shit!
porkchopexpress updated his STATUS: about 2 years ago
New York City in three days!! Excited as shit!
porkchopexpress updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago
has just been cast as Arthur Dent in a stage and radio production of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It's the first time it's been done on stage in 15 years. Can't wait.
porkchopexpress updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago
just saw The Fighter...and it was fucking brilliant.
porkchopexpress updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago
bought his new Xbox to replace his utterly fucked one. It's not a sexy black one just back to virginal cream. It's like getting dumped by a dominatrix and then dating a librarian....but the librarian still knows how to hit it.
porkchopexpress updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago
starts filming an online six part romantic comedy tomorrow. Details will follow.
porkchopexpress updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago
is a Scotsman hitting the big NYC for the the first time this April....on his own. Scared? Shtting myself to be fair but so excited I could just pee.
porkchopexpress updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago
Well 2011, so far I got my heart kicked in the ass. The rest of the year has to be better....right?
porkchopexpress updated his STATUS: over 2 years ago
saw Ip Man last night. Quite possibly one of the greatest martial arts movies there is. Great story about a true injustice to the Chinese people. Donnie Yen is truly amazing, perfectly portraying a legend with grace, charm wonderfully blended with his outstanding kung fu abilities. The Grandmaster himself would be proud.
porkchopexpress updated his STATUS: almost 3 years ago
Scotland vs Sweden, my home country playing against my favourite country. I win either way : )
porkchopexpress posted an IMAGE item: almost 3 years ago
Nite Owl at 03:56 PM Jul 13
I always do stuff like that when I haven't shaved in awhile just to see what it'd look like, Most of the time I just rock a goatee.
porkchopexpress updated his STATUS: almost 3 years ago
The Pillowman opens tomorrow night. Wish me luck people, I'm a gonna need it.
porkchopexpress updated his STATUS: almost 3 years ago
would like to wish the USA the very best of luck against England tomorrow. Seriously though, it should be a good game and I'm looking forward to it.










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