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Oblivion was.... okay. Anyone feel like there are scenes missing with the group of survivors? Considering a couple of the actors in the group it seems like they would have had more things to do than look good next to Morgan Freeman.
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PeJota created a LIST: about 1 year ago

Boogie Nights Drinking Game

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1. Drink every time Dirk's amazingly huge cock is referred to in any way.
2. Drink every time Dirk busts out karate moves.
3. Drink every time someone does drugs.
4. Drink every time you see boobs.
5. Drink every time people have sex.
6. Drink every time the movie moves ahead to another year.
7. Drink every time the movie switches to look like the film format the movie-within-a-movie was shot in.
8. Drink every time Buck changes fashion style.
9. Drink every time Buck talks about stereos and anything stereo related.
10. Drink every time Scotty tries too hard to be liked by Dirk.
11. Drink every time Amber acts motherly or is refered to being motherly.
12. Drink every time a firecracker goes off during the Alfred Molina scene.
13. Pound a full beer when you finally see Dirk's huge cock.
OldKingClancy
OldKingClancy at 04:20 PM Apr 16

I'm going to try this one day and get absolutely smashed.

PeJota
PeJota at 06:48 PM Apr 16

The Alfred Molina scene is going to be brutal.

PeJota created a LIST: almost 2 years ago

Movies with WAY too much "Explain, explain, explain, explain..."

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1. Inception
2. Vicky Christina Barcelona
3. V for Vendetta
4. The Matrix Reloaded
5. Predators
6. The A-Team
7. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
8. Star Wars Episode I
9. Star Wars Episode II
10. Star Wars Episode III
PeJota
PeJota at 10:03 PM Aug 08

#2's narrator's job throughout 90% of the movie was to explain exactly what we saw on screen.

Annoyed the hell out of me.

Also: For those who don't get the "Explain" thing, listen to today's podcast. I'm not asking for things to be explained to me. These are movies that have way to much exposition.

VitamanMan8
VitamanMan8 at 02:33 AM Aug 09

explaining isn't always a bad thing. Not that you're saying it is. Nobody would understand a word I say if I didn't explain myself once in a while.

PeJota
PeJota at 10:58 AM Aug 09

Exposition isn't bad, but when filmmakers can't find creative ways to convey information in a visual/storytelling way it's frustrating and slows the movie down. Again, some things have to be explained, but other tings don't.

I really like some of the movies listed, including Inception (though I do have other problems with it as well). But I dare anyone to watch V for Vendetta and not tell me that half the time all the characters are doing is explaining what happened in the past or what will happen, and why they're doing things.

I wish there was a version of Vicky Christina Barcelona with no narrator. I'm sure it's a waaaaay better movie.

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PeJota created a LIST: about 2 years ago

Things I did during the Oscars

1. Watched Thirst. I don't think I could ever hit myself for having sexual thoughts.
2. Read countless text messages saying "OMG Franco is so high." He probably got the most enjoyment out of that show out of anyone.
3. Jammed to Killing in the Name since everyone keeps emailing me the video of the marching band doing the cover.
4. Saw screencaps of Jeniffer Lawrence from the red carpet and proceeded to mas.... I mean hit my thighs with a metal ruler.
5. Checked who the winners were. Guess who's not winning the office pool...
wallcrawler383
wallcrawler383 at 10:16 AM Feb 28

LOL at number 4.

FNDanny
FNDanny at 10:29 AM Feb 28

Number 4 is right on. That woman is amazing.

PeJota created a LIST: over 2 years ago

My Favorite Movies From The Year I Was Born (1984)

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1. The Terminator
2. Ghost Busters
3. Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
4. Blood Simple.
5. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
6. Red Dawn
7. Sixteen Candles
8. Beverly Hills Cop
9. Gremlins
10. Top Secret!
PeJota created a LIST: over 2 years ago

Ten Men I've Had Sexual Fantasies About (..or: If I were in a Guy-Girl-Guy threesome, I'd let this dude accidentally poke me in the pooper)

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1. Brad Pitt - Because I want to know what he was doing to Marla that involved yellow dish-washing gloves.
2. Johnny Depp - Because he knows how to role-play.
3. Jeff Bridges - Because we were totally high, maaannnnnn. I swear.
4. Ron Perlman - Because I bet he's a "beast" if you know what I mean.
5. Viggo Mortensen - Because it's Viggo FUCKING Mortensen
6. Nicolas Cage - Because I wonder what wig he's wearing down there.
7. Bill Murray - Because he'll make me laugh no matter how awkward being bent over the kitchen counter feels.
8. Guillermo del Toro - Because you know some fantastical creatures are going to show up mid climax.
9. James Earl Jones - Because I want to know the true power of the Dark Side.
10. JoBlo - Because it's the only way I can repay him for the hours of enjoyment his site has given me.
WalkAway
WalkAway at 11:38 PM Jan 18

Kudos for making this! Lol at #5.

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 07:16 AM Jan 19

lol fucking awesome!

lordtyler912
lordtyler912 at 07:35 AM Jan 19

James Earl Jones?!

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PeJota created a LIST: over 2 years ago

Reasons Why I HATE Naomi Watts (inspired by Psycho Pirate)

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1. Her two front teeth stick out just enough to make her look like a rabbit when her jaw hangs open.
2. She had sex with Laura Harring in Mulholland Drive and I wasn't sandwiched between them.
3. She looked a little funny hopping around in her undies in Funny Games.
4. She made a copy of the ring tape instead of burning it and sacrificing her life to end Tamara's curse. Seriously, what a selfish bitch.
5. In almost every shot in King Kong her hair was back-lit just enough for it to radiate a golden glow. Do you have any idea how much of a pain it was to get that lighting right on set?
6. She has to make her drunk uncle Stepan feel like an idiot by correcting his broken English.
PeJota
PeJota at 07:37 PM Jan 18

Cool man!

Really, didn't you find my 6 reasons ridiculous?

randychico
randychico at 09:28 PM Jan 18

Well now that you say it I guess everything was kinda ridiculous :p but I'm a little slow when it comes to people kidding sometimes

timmyd
timmyd at 12:20 AM Jan 19

DUDE , The Pirate's the LEAST of your worries , DARING ?? I'll say, 3/4 of this Site are gonna want to kick your ASS !! LOL , COOLIO !!(but seriously, don't ever do that again !!)

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