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My write up for The worst of 2016 is up. The best will soon follow!
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My write up for The worst of 2016 is up. The best will soon follow!
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The Worst Films of 2016

10. The Accountant

Now, my number ten movie on this list isn’t one that I hated, but in my eyes, was a blown opportunity. No matter what people say, I think that Affleck is a good actor. Is he as good as his brother Casey? No, but Ben is definitely a better director. It is through his recent string of hits behind the scenes, that you can see how hard he works to make Christian work. The role is an actor’s dream and Ben definitely does do a respectable job with showing Christian’s autism. Hell, he is even convincing playing the stone cold killer side of the role. Too bad that character is placed in a movie that starts off well but goes off the rails and turns into a convoluted mess. It is the very definition of a try hard movie that tries to outsmart its audience but just comes off desperate.

9. London Has Fallen

This one was an incredibly stupid movie that seemed proud of how dumb it was with each passing minute. When the original film came out, it was actually of the better of the two secret service movies that were released around the same time. Unlike “White House Down,” it perfectly mixed humor and damn good action. Plus, it effectively used the limited space of the White House where the film took place. As with any sequel, this one had a bigger canvas and it just decided to paint it with overblown action, awful effects, and Butler chewing the scenery. It is everything not to do with a sequel.

8. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Tina Fey’s wit can make any movie be better. Back in 2004, her writing made “Mean Girls” stand out as an original and hilarious take on adolescence instead of being one of a thousand typical teen movies. Unfortunately, her lack of presence as a writer is definitely felt here as this has to be one of the most mundane pictures of the year. The potential of the subject matter is briefly felt but it is more concerned with trying to both balance the drama and comedy, which it fails to do. Even the great Alferd Molina is cast as a bumbling fool, who is supposed to be a fearless dictator, but comes off as a horny teenager. The character incredibly sticks out in a negative way that feels as he belongs in another movie.

7. Ride Along 2

Kevin Hart movies either have two modes: charmingly funny or insipidly stupid. Too bad for Mr. Hart that this time it is the latter. The first “Ride Along” successfully paired of Mr. Hart with Ice Cube. The movie had the trademark energy of its main character. Of course, when a sequel gets made, the reigns are loosened and the director, writers, and stars get to do more of what they want. Usually, like in “The Dark Knight,” this is a big positive, but here it just made the movie grating, annoying, unfunny, and a overall terrible sequel.

6. Ben-Hur

Not only a terrible idea, but a completely forgettable movie on its own. Why on Earth would anyone remake a movie that is not only a classic but had such an epic scope to it? Unfortunately, the two hour run time cuts out all the important aspects of what would make this story stronger than it is. Yes, the race is quite impressive, but could you survive that long?

5. The Divergent Series: Allegiant

After the first movie, this thing just lost steam. Originally, it was a clever story about a society that split up its people into different jobs/factions and how one girl who is the sum of those five groups comes about to much nervousness of the higher ups. It has evolved into something so overblown and pretentious that has sucked the sense of fun out of the franchise. No one here cares, especially Shailene Woodley, who already has jumped ship on what was supposed to be the next “Hunger Games.”

4. Inferno

The sequel, or third film, in a series that no one asked for and has completely deflated the suspense the books built beautifully. Felecity Jones, wooden as ever, has absolutely no chemistry with Hanks, or spark in her role. The religious undertones are so blatantly forced fed into your face that you will yearn for those boring Sunday school classes. Howard, who is a damn talented director, has never really understood on how to bring these novels to screen. There isn’t any suspense, only plot progression that feels very assembly line like. Hanks, Jones, and Howard are all better and deserve more than this.

3. Zoolander 2

Doesn’t Hollywood learn that these over decade old sequels never work? Outside of “My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2,” which was passable, but enjoyable. The original Zoolander had such a satirical wit to it that perfectly mocked everything and anything about the ridiculousness of the fashion industry. Instead of building upon those ideas, this movie just doubles down on the stupid. Stiller and Wilson just don’t have the same intensity or dedication to the roles that they did in the first one. Who can blame them? A movie like this needs a sequel right away or people will forget about it, which based on the reception and money, they did.

2. Suicide Squad

Everything that Nolan established with this universe. Every heap of praise and hope that came with Nolan’s Batman was completely destroyed in this film. The film was known to have a ton of edits and reshoots, which explains the terrible pacing this thing possesses. David Ayer brought nothing but a lot of helicopter explosions to this movie. The script is all over the place with not one redeeming moment. Cara Delevingne, I don’t know what the hell she was doing as Enchantress. I suppose she was trying to make light of the little character development or depth that she was given. The movie had the basis for one of the greatest stories and character developments ever in Harley Quinn. Instead, all that Ayer was concerned about was having Margot Robbie in short shorts. Leto’s Joker felt like he belonged in a terrible 90’s comic book movie. As far as the squad, none of them had chemistry with one another. We don’t get to see the team actually form any bond with each other, so there is nothing at stake when they take on the main villains, one who is absolutely the worst CGI creation I have seen in movies in some time. The dialogue is laughable and the action hit Michael Bay levels of stupidity. This was DC’s one opportunity to separate itself from their rival and all they did was come off as a bad knock off. Hopefully, Synder catches something with “Justice League,” but I am not holding my breath. Either way, it will be better than this steaming pile of garbage.

1. I Saw the Light

Speaking of Marvel, we all waited for Hiddleston to break out after giving us Loki. When it was announced that he would be playing famous musician, Hank Williams, the possibilities of him getting his time in the limelight and a possible awards run became possible. The film came out, and while Hiddleston is damn good as Williams, every single other part of this thing just totally cuts the legs out from his performance. The film makers had an opportunity to make a film examining who the man behind the music was, but instead they just made a film with as little life as possible. All this films shows is that Williams was an cheating alcoholic who constantly bickered with his wife. That’s it. That is the entire film. There are no insights about how the music was created. Hiddleston was given nothing to work with besides acting drunk and like the biggest dick in the world. The movies about Cash and Ray showed their negative sides, but also showed you why they were regarded as the greats. Here, we take a ride with one of the most unpleasant people in the world for two hours who really never fully redeems himself. The other 9 movies on this list are bad and terrible, but this one just takes the cake. This is the worst kind of bad film, one that was created and worked on by talented people. Also, one that wasted the talent of its main star.


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oscarxp25 updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Write up for the worst will drop soon
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The Worst Films of 2016

1. I Saw the Light
2. Suicide Squad
3. Zoolander 2
4. Inferno
5. The Divergent Series: Allegiant
6. London Has Fallen
7. Ride Along 2
8. Ben Hur
9. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
10. The Accountant
dsloy
dsloy at 10:52 PM Mar 23

i saw the light?? never saw it but didnt think itd be that bad

grelber37
grelber37 at 10:52 PM Mar 23

This is not nice to express. However, I want to dislike Ben Hur-2016 and I Saw the Light, so I am glad that they are on your list.

The Accountant is one that I have seen. It is not unwatchable (IMO); however, the script does definitely have some major problems. The film gets too unrealistic at times.

oscarxp25 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

The Rock, or Dwayne Johnson, is a really good dude. I just started following him on instagram and the guy just wants to make the world a better and cooler place
Scotch
Scotch at 04:39 AM Mar 23

He is one of the best people to follow on Instagram. Great motivator and overall awesome dude

grelber37
grelber37 at 12:15 PM Mar 23

A moviefan does not mind when a celebrity is a good person off-screen. Any famous performer has the influence and rhetorical skills to motivate others and to make the world a better place.

oscarxp25 updated his STATUS: 2 days ago

The Rock, or Dwayne Johnson, is a really good dude. I just started following him on instagram and the guy just wants to make the world a better and cooler place
oscarxp25 updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

"Beauty and the Beast" was exactly what I thought it would be...a respectable update of the classic cartoon. Gad and Evans were the best parts of the movie. 7/10
dsloy
dsloy at 10:53 PM Mar 21

Def agree, evans was a standout, new songs were just meh but the orig ones were really well done

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timmyd
timmyd at 12:53 AM Mar 21

Sweeet .

sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 09:38 AM Mar 21

Nice

dsloy
dsloy at 10:54 PM Mar 21

yes!

oscarxp25 updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

Loving Legion..amazing all around
grelber37
grelber37 at 01:14 PM Mar 20

Comic-book adaptations can be "high art" if show-runners want to trip that way.

oscarxp25 updated his STATUS: 7 days ago

Jim Carey as Genie?
grelber37
grelber37 at 12:56 PM Mar 18

Who could possibly follow Robin Williams' performance? That would be Jim Carey perhaps.

oscarxp25 updated his STATUS: 9 days ago

Non movie personal note... my dad ia finally getting the surgery that will replace his faulty knee and make him mobile and independent again! I get my movie partner back come summer!
timmyd
timmyd at 12:51 AM Mar 16

great stuff . good for him.

Slick Nick
Slick Nick at 03:03 AM Mar 16

That's awesome!!

HTX0811
HTX0811 at 10:16 AM Mar 17

Great news!

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oscarxp25 updated his STATUS: 10 days ago

"Patriot's Day" was fantastic. Solid thriller that is so incredibly entertaining. Those two hours flew by.
grelber37
grelber37 at 03:31 AM Mar 15

I agree with every compliment that you just gave Patriots Day.

cobb
cobb at 05:21 PM Mar 15

me 2

dsloy
dsloy at 10:40 PM Mar 15

on both a story and technical level I 100% agree

oscarxp25 updated his STATUS: 13 days ago

IT trailer shown...sounds amazing!!! http://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3427951/sxsw-first-footage-it-awesome/
sLaShEr84
sLaShEr84 at 06:22 PM Mar 12

Good post.

oscarxp25 updated his STATUS: 14 days ago

There is an event going on in Austin where the director of it is going to be discussing the film tomorrow night along with footage! This has to be the big one!
oscarxp25 updated his STATUS: 19 days ago

Hopefully the rumors are true and we see an IT teaser by Friday
cobb
cobb at 05:08 PM Mar 06

cool

dsloy
dsloy at 11:48 PM Mar 06

yea seriously

timmyd
timmyd at 02:12 AM Mar 07

sweet

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