Ways In Which I Want Joffery Baratheon To Die

1. Explosive diarrhea
2. Internal bleeding from donkey ass-fuck
3. Bitch-slapped to death by Tyrion
4. Stabbed repeatedly by Arya and Needle.
5. Heart attack after watching his mum and uncle fuck
6. Crushed by a group of 300 pound negroes.
7. Balls stomped to mush
8. Scared to death by (Major character's) ghost
9. Ripped apart by direwolves.
10. Head bashed in by a dido.
VitamanMan8 at 02:26 PM Apr 10
I would love each and every one of these. Alas, I feel they are unlikely.













Oddly though the show needs to keep him as long as possible!