1. You are a real boring fuck. Sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing, so I sort that; you are a boring, F, star, star. Cunt.
2. You sounded like a fuckin nazi Julie Andrews.
3. Not the time love, I'm busy, fuck off.
4. You say nothing, you stay detached. Or else that's what I'll do to your retinas.
5. We burnt this city to the ground in 1814 and I'm all for doing it again, startign with you ya frat fuck.
6. You get sarcastic with me again and I'll stuff so much cotton wool down your fuckin throat it'll come out yer arse like the wee tail on a playboy bunny.
7. Oi, fetus boy. I tell you to fuck off what do you do? (Um, f off?) You'll go far. Now fuck off.
8. Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock
9. If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that cunt's a cunt
10. (Hey buddy, enough with the curse words alright.) Kiss ma sweaty balls ya fat fuck