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OldKingClancy updated his STATUS: about 7 hours ago

Boob Guy - Dude you watching Transparent? Me - The Amazon show? No, why? Boob Guy - Naked Maeby man, finally. Me - Who? Boob Guy - Maeby, Funke, Arrested Development. Come on motherfucker keep up.
OldKingClancy created a LIST: about 9 hours ago

MY TOP 5 HORROR FILMS OF 2017 so far...

1. Raw
2. mother!
3. Get Out
4. Killing Ground
5. IT

Based on a list by the hash slinging slasher

sLaShEr84 at 12:31 PM Sep 22

Good picks.

sLaShEr84 at 12:31 PM Sep 22

Good picks.

OldKingClancy updated his STATUS: 1 day ago

Planning a trip to Chicago next year for a meet-up, man this shit is harder than I thought to deal with. I usually have some other poor bastard sort it out for me, this time I'm flying solo. Fucking literally.
OldKingClancy at 03:02 PM Sep 21

Nothing's confirmed yet but probably around the Logan Square area.

grelber37 at 03:51 PM Sep 21

Have fun planning your U.S. trip.

Moviefreak2010 at 05:27 PM Sep 21

have fun

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OldKingClancy posted a BLOG item 2 days ago

Another Boob Guy Exchange

Boob Guy - Hey, what's better than naked Ana De Armas?

Me - Is that a trick question, I don't....

Boob Guy - 50 ft naked Ana. (NSFW Link he shared - )

Me - Jesus.

Boob Guy - Yep, that just secured my IMAX ticket.

Me - Even though this is probably all you'll see in the film?

Boob Guy - Worth it.

Mood: Angry
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HAIL_TO_THE_KING at 12:17 PM Sep 20

Weapon X
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OldKingClancy updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

I'm not sure how to feel at the half-way mark of Das Boot, mainly because it's not halfway, as mentioned earlier this is a 280 plus minute movie and the first disc has only 100 minutes on it meaning the second has to have close to 3 hours left or I've been given the wrong copy. I'll have to see the whole thing through before I can judge it properly.
OldKingClancy updated his STATUS: 3 days ago

I was planning another cinema trip tonight for a double-bill of Kingsman, but I think I'll take the advantage of an early night and actually get some sleep. So instead I'll throw on a first time viewing of what is considered to be one of the greatest war films of all time, and easily one of the longest; Das Boot. I know there's more versions of this film than Blade Runner but the one I've got says it's the complete series and last 282 minutes so I think I've got the full films. It's also across two discs and I've only got the first so I may have to do a first double-review to get my thoughts across the whole film.
OldKingClancy updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Was gonna rank Aranofsky's films until I realised I need to revisit The Wrestler to properly gather my thoughts on it. Truth be told I actually forgot he directed The Wrestler at all.
Scotch at 06:36 PM Sep 18

Great movie and Rourke was phenomenal but I think the female performances are severely overlooked. Tomei and Evan Rachel Wood kill it in this one.

OldKingClancy posted a MOVIE REVIEW item: 4 days ago



Directed by: Darren Aronofsky
Written by: Darren Aronofsky
Cast: Jennifer Lawrence, Javier Bardem, Michelle Pfeiffer, Ed Harris, Kristen Wiig, Domhnall Gleeson
Genre: Drama, Horror, Mystery
Official Site:
Plot: Motherfucker


This is gonna be a difficult film to talk about without spoilers so if I let anything slip I apologise, truthfully though you should have already seen mother! before reading this review because it’s a film worth knowing as little about it as possible before going in. That way you can hate it on your own terms because trust me, this will piss off a LOT of people...[more]...


timmyd at 06:45 PM Sep 18

I am a fellow fan of the weird and creepy , and yes , in fact , I did love it . I can see where a lot of the steam over this flick is coming from , but it's an Aronofsky film , it's probably not gonna appeal to the masses . I think it's Lawrence's best work since kicking things off in WINTER'S BONE . She's , like you said , put through the wringer here , and her performance is aces . Kudos to the studio for giving this the release it got . We could use more , if you ask me.

OldKingClancy updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

mother! is one of those great films that you'll never forget which is good because I don't know if I'd ever want to see it again.
Scotch at 04:21 PM Sep 18

Anytime someone describes a film like that I assume Aronofsky directed.

timmyd at 05:36 PM Sep 18

exactly . I really liked the film . That being said , I'm sure once I buy it , it's gonna sit for a long , long time .

OldKingClancy updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Taking in a late night cinema trip to check out mother!, I've been a fan of Aranofsky's for a while and when films like this come out to polarising reviews, I tend to fall into the love it side because I'm weird like that. So here's hoping.
dsloy at 02:39 PM Sep 18

cant wait to see it this week

timmyd at 05:49 PM Sep 18

I dug the hell out of it , but it ain't for everyone.

OldKingClancy updated his STATUS: 4 days ago

Revisiting Walking With Dinosaurs as an adult I've come to accept two new truths. Firstly I remembered this looking a lot better than it actually did but I suppose 18 years of CGI later will do that (though I won't mention that Jurassic Park is nearly 25 years old and still looks near fucking perfect). Secondly, while I am not a religious man, nothing proves the existence of a vengeful, old testament God than a comet being pitched baseball-style into the side of the earth in an attempt to nuke the lizards who were refusing to die from the poisonous atmosphere.
OldKingClancy posted a VIDEO item: 5 days ago

Still scared of Pennywise? This should fix that, or make it worse, I haven't decided yet.


OldKingClancy at 05:47 PM Sep 17

If you're interested there's a whole series of these, I've seen it go up to Part 14 but there may be more.

OldKingClancy updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

One of my favourite Dinosaurs in this series is the Liopleurodon, a massive underwater killer, and seeing how it stacks up against the Mosasaurus, I kinda wish we had this guy in Jurassic World instead.
MonsterZeroNJ at 08:21 PM Sep 17

Steve Alten uses this fearsome underwater dinosaur in his Meg book series.

OldKingClancy updated his STATUS: 5 days ago

Found the BBC Walking With Dinosaurs series on Netflix so I'm in the mood for some nostalgic throwbacks, loved this series as a kid. Though now that I'm old enough to know that Kenneth Branagh did the voiceover I can't help but think that's an odd choice considering the amount of nature experts we have in this country, I mean Attenborough might have been a little on the nose but along those lines would make sense.
OldKingClancy posted a BLOG item 7 days ago

Clancy's 50 Favourite TV Shows

Once again copying Scotch, I've realised I need to bulk up my TV schedule, there's a ton of great TV I've not seen.

On the docket - Black Sails, Vikings, Friday Night Lights, The Leftovers, The West Wing, Avatar, Batman: The Animated Series, Twin Peaks, Narcos, Rome and anything else you want to recommend.


1:The Wire

2: Breaking Bad

3: Game Of Thrones

4: Hannibal

5: Spartacus

6: Battlestar Gallactica

7: The Sopranos

8: Parks & Rec

9: True Detective

10: Futurama

11: Friends

12: Deadwood

13: Mock The Week

14: Boardwalk Empire

15: Misfits

16: Fawlty Towers

17: Cracker

18: Fargo

19: Top Gear

20: The Simpsons

21: Spaced

22: American Dad

23: Lost

24: Rick & Morty

25: Stranger Things

26: The Walking Dead

27: Oz

28: Never Mind The Buzzcocks

29: Band Of Brothers

30: Orphan Black

31: Jessica Jones

32: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

33: iZombie

34: Agents Of SHEILD

35: Supernatural

36: Firefly

37: The Thick Of It

38: Arrested Development

39: It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

40: Daredevil

41: Community

42: Black Mirror

43: House Of Cards

44: Family Guy

45: Westworld

46: Scrubs

47: Luther

48: Mad Men

49: Sherlock

50: How I Met Your Mother

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TheChanges23 at 03:49 PM Sep 15

Wonderful List!

TreyTheMovieMan at 04:42 PM Sep 15

Lots of excellent television

Scotch at 07:14 PM Sep 15

Definitely a few on here that I've been wanting to check out. Great list!

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