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Just f*cking around

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New York - Upstate (USA)

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THE DARK KNIGHT TRILOGY
#1 Movie of All-Time
TOMMY BOY
#1 Comedy
THE RAMBO SAGA
#1 Action
The TERMINATOR - T2: Judgment Day
#1 Sci-Fi
PSYCHO (1960)
#1 Horror
SIN CITY
#1 Romance
THE BIG LEBOWSKI
#1 Stoner
BATMAN: The Dark Knight Returns Vol. 1&2
#1 Animated
The Wizard of OZ
#1 Fantasy
SCOTT PILGRIM vs. THE WORLD
#1 Romantic Comedy
Christian Bale
#1 Actor
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
#1 Actress
John Carpenter
#1 Director
Rαcнєαℓ Wєιѕz
#1 Hottie

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Well, A Good Day to Die Hard was 97 minutes. That's... about all I have to say for it.
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Name: Moustachington McMonocle III (aka) The Buns of Thundar!
Gender: Male
Birthday: February 19th, 1982
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Relationship: Just f*cking around
Location: New York - Upstate (USA)

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I'm an insomniac with cataracts, and I have "PLANTERS" tattooed on my nut sack. A linguist at cunnilingus, and a chronic masturbater that wrestles alligators. A fiend that listens to Queen, and a hater of all things "tween." I named my rod after General Zod, and co-founded The Mod Squad with Sweeney Todd.

My farts are exquisite, when the Pope stops by for a visit. I drive a Mustang for the Poon Tang, and throw Boomerangs at street gangs. I've been having kinky sex dreams about Tony Danza. I tweet about my feet, then run naked down the street. I'm a bear on the toilet, and after I sleep on a bed sheet they have to boil it. I roll doobs on your mom's boobs, and use ketchup as sex lube.
I've seen Justin Bieber in concert a hundred times, and have so many piercings my ball's sound like wind chimes. I rev chainsaws in mini malls, and kick penguins in the bird balls. I'm a militant pacifist that whistles 'Beat it' when I take a piss. You know that little tray in fridge where you put the butter? I pooped in that, you're welcome. I wear top hats in hot tubs, and throw nickles at strip clubs. When I'm drunk I flash my junk, and have shaven squirrels in my car trunk.
I park across 3 handicap zones, and yell "DANCE BITCH" at retirement homes. I like bagel's. I was banned from Maine, where I was declared legally insane, and hide shampoo in my ass on airplanes. I buy Grey Poupon with Coupons, and eat Ice Cream with croutons. I wear Daisy Dukes in redneck bars, and tell the people at DMV I'm from mars.
I'm a Kentucky fried samurai that has the record for eating mud pies. I'm a ninja in cowboy boots, wearing a chicken suit. Whenever I give a urine sample, I always take a sip, and I once gave the pizza guy my foreskin as a tip. I am the Nite Owl, I snort Pepsi not Coke, and I hope you all enjoy my stupid Joke's.

General: I like movies (obviously), comics, and movies based on comics. Batman mostly, or certain graphic novels like WATCHMEN. I like Hard Rock/Heavy Metal, old and new. My all time favorite band is PANTERA, and my favorite show is Sons of Anarchy.
Movies: COMIC BOOK/SUPERHERO MOVIES - HORROR - ACTION - SCI FI - COMEDY
Music: Classic/Hard Rock - Heavy Metal - 70's & 80's stuff mostly, but I like a little bit of everything. Like movies a good song is a good song regardless of its genre.
Sports: Sports are for nerds.
Video Games: Old school games mostly. NES, SNES and SEGA.
Books: WATCHMEN - BATMAN: Year One - The Dark Knight Returns - The Killing Joke - The Long Halloween - Dark Victory - Arkham Asylum - Trinity - Kingdom Come - Civil War - Various comics and graphic novels, mostly DC related titles.
TV: SUPERNATURAL - SONS OF ANARKY - THE WALKING DEAD - JUSTIFIED - DeXTER - GAME OF THRONES - CRIMINAL MINDS - WWE

Favorites

Movie of All Time: THE DARK KNIGHT TRILOGY - Batman is my all time favorite character, and those movies just fucking rawk!
Movie of the Year: The Place Beyond the Pines
Director: John Carpenter- So many classic movies, yet so underrated by mainstream critics.
Actor: I don't know. That guy, the one with the hair, and he's all like...
Actress: Why are you asking me so many Damn questions? Go bother someone else.
Hottie: Rachael Weisz - She's a smokin' hot English muffin that really melts my butter.

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