LOL He's either funny for feeling guilty for being turned on by her appearance or a douche by trying to make her feel bad for it.

That's messed up.
I used to be a supervisor @ a warehouse and had a bunch of temp workers in to help with a campaign we were working on about sexual harassment. We were mass mailing these packages filled with little booklets educating people about it. In the group were a few girls and we got to talking shit, just flirty nonsense for the most part, girls can get pretty raunchy when they want, but it was in fun, just laughing at what was in the booklet.
On the third day in we break for lunch and when I come back there's a copy of the booklet on my desk with a sticky note on it that says, "Maybe you should read this. You better or I'm going to the Boss."
I was stunned. I mean these girls had started this with me and we had been having a laugh at it for three days and now this? So when the ladies come back from thier lunch I stay at my desk for a while, trying to figure out which one I offended. One of the girls comes looking for me, wondering what's up and I tell her about the note. She tells me it was one of the older guys in the group who has been bragging about it and how much of an asshole I am.
So I checked our procedures and then went back to the group and these girls just let it fly. I was shut down by these girls, still all in fun but I had no comebacks. I was stumped and a little redfaced. This guy came up to me and asked me if I saw his note. I said yeah. He told me he was going to the Boss. I told him "Good. Get him to sign you off for the week and don't come back. We're all set."
He then threatened to sue me. I explained the procedures, he had no case so he then threatened, in front of everybody, to come back and shoot me. I told him" OK. That's fine. I'll see you then...or not. However you want to do it."
Guy was a complete tool. All he had to do was speak up. We'd have toned it down or moved him away from the group or something but no, he had to be Mr. Self Righteous and try and inflict his opinion into other peoples lives.