Status Updates You Will Never See From Me
1. On the run from the law enforcement, right now a man is in the news because he’s doing this lol
2. Committing a crime
3. Using the bathroom, in any capacity
4. At a funeral
5. Getting arrested/being pulled over by the cops
6. Riding in a EMS after getting into an accident/assaulted
7. While arguing with someone
8. Or during sex
9. Being at the place that I’m not supposed to be
10. My exact location, unless I want someone to rob me
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I've done four of these.