MrsData updated her STATUS: about 1 year ago


Modern Family Spoiler Alert!......The Dunphy women were menstruating/monsterating last night or as Newt Gingrich would say, having their monthly "infections"


WalkAway
WalkAway at 11:13 AM Mar 01

He said that?!

MrsData
MrsData at 11:20 AM Mar 01

If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength. I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know. These things are very real. On the other hand, if combat means being on an Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for twelve ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all the time because males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.

He said that in '95 while teaching a college course

WalkAway
WalkAway at 11:37 AM Mar 01

^^omg lol

JenGirl824
JenGirl824 at 01:17 PM Mar 01

so...men are dirty little pigs taking commands and woman are the intelligent brains behind their actions...

wow newt, i had no idea you thought so highly of women.

MrsData
MrsData at 01:25 PM Mar 01

@WA-I know. What's ironic is that sometimes tampons are used to stop a bullet wound from bleeding out until the soldier can receive proper medical treatment. So, it would be handy to be in a ditch with a female soldier for a month while people are shooting at you. lol